a) ignore zdg and
b) trolls do not say gog. no, seriously. check hivebent. they always say god. terezi is the only one who does "gog" and it was due to direct influence from dave/sbahj.
a) ignore zdg and
b) trolls do not say gog. no, seriously. check hivebent. they always say god. terezi is the only one who does "gog" and it was due to direct influence from dave/sbahj.
Um, um, um... TROLLS OF NOT VERY GOOD QUALITY?
==> Be that cat girl that has a huge flush crush for the dog.
==> Just do it.
Your name is NEBIBI TRYPHE. You've had a pretty okay existence, the faults of said existence are sure to be revealed eventually, so theres no use in telling them outright.
You have a few INTERESTS that are sort of worth mentioning. You partake some slight ROLEPLAYING which most of the time is generally ACTING like a CAT and making CAT NOISES. You enjoy READING with your lusus. You usually CHAT with your few FRIENDS a lot, and you like it. You have a passion for STUFFED TOYS.
You can get UPSET easily. When you aren't UPSET, your wide grin almost literally STRETCHES from ear to ear.
Your trolltag is catCalamity and you really like cats, nya, and you guess you type correctly otherwise.
==> Be the oblivious, upbeat doggy.
You're Faolan Parviz. You like dogs and that's really all there is to say on that matter.
Well, not really... You've got a few interesting INTERESTS. You pretty much always ROLEPLAY when CHATTING. You like MESSING AROUND and PLAYING your beloved ACOUSTIC GUITAR. And that's PRETTY MUCH it.
Your trolltag is jovialDog and as stated earlier, <the doggy sits up> you like to rp and other than that, you speak in no caps and little punctuation.
==> Be the birdbrain.
I beg your pArdon>? SQUAWK>!
=> Ugh, be the high blood bird-themed troll with a boss mo-squawk.
ThAt>'S better>. SQUAWK>.
Your name is Cadfan Serkan and you're a HUGE BITCH bluh bluh.
There is, however, a little more to your personality than that. Unfortunately, not everyone you meet has the CHANCE to find this out, as you mostly KILL anyone who strikes you as INFERIOR. Only one has escaped your murderous rage, and she was LUCKY. You rather like talking to your MATESPRIT and making SCULPTURES from METAL.
Your trolltag is beakedDignitary and you fAncy the cAllS birdS mAKe>, their beAKS>, And moSt importAntly>, SQUAWKS. SQUAWK!
==> Finally, be the bunny with one name.
You are Bubble. Yep, that's it. Just Bubble. (:3
You are possibly the most BUBBLE-HEADED troll on Alternia. That fact does not HINDER your abilities, though. You have managed to STAY ALIVE and you think you're lLUCKY for that. You don't take things OUT OF PROPORTION. You like LAYING in the GRASS in the meadow near your quaint little cottage. Most trolls would be lucky to have such a nice hive, you think. (But why do you freakin live near a meadow? AAAH WTF.) You have yet to mention your INTERESTS on account of being so floaty! You like FLIRTING occasionally, much to the RAGE of your MATESPRIT. You are kind of a SLUT according to the standards on Alternia, but you DON'T CARE.
Your trolltag is bubblyCarrot and you <@taipe laik an eelitahrat weeglarr. hehe, wu also add cawwots to wur sehntancehs! C:3@>
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My chummy-handle *o* awkwardSilence
> Be the mysteriously creepy one.
excuse me? iim not so creepy as ii miight be mysteriious...
> Be the mysterious one.
> What's your name, oh mysterious one?
Your name is ARMENI LOIXX and you are freshly turned SEVEN SWEEPS.
You tend to let yourself dabble in the arts of WITCHERY, but you've never believed it to be even remotely real despite your FAKE WANDKIND specibus. You've always been a huge fan of FLARPING and ROLEPLAYING though enjoy the former much more than the latter. Your respite block is scattered with ODD OBJECTS of the MYSTERIOUS kind and mostly includes your favorite BOOKS and piles after piles of shitty FAKE WANDS.
You admit to not being the SHARPEST NEEDLE IN THE PILE and you're always there to MESS THINGS UP. You put on a front that is incredibly TIMID and CONFUSED when in reality you can be very COMPETENT. Your favorite thing about FLARPING is WINNING and you absolutely DESPISE LOSING especially to HIGH-BLOODS who you just so happen to SECRETLY ADMIRE. You regret the COLOR OF YOUR BLOOD even though you can't do anything about it and you DREAM about being a high-blood land dweller as the sea dwellers tend to CREEP YOU OUT.
Your wardrobe consists completely of MUCH TO LARGE coats and other STRIPED objects. You absolutely adore ACCESSORIES and more importantly you adore RINGS. Most of your INSANELY BEAUTIFUL jewelry you have acquired through sweeps of FLARPING
Half the time you can be found SLEEPING and more exactly, DREAMING on DERSE. Your Trollian Handle is maidExistant and you represent the moon and a(( iits glory and tend to stutter over your iis or be unsure.....
Last edited by Existant; 06-05-2011 at 02:44 AM.
Maybe He/she meant Illiterate but i dunno
Existant, i think Armeni's eyes should be orange, not white.
Otherwise, nice sprite.
Yeah, I was going to fix that in the morning because I wanted them to blink and I'm much to lazy to make the canon troll eyes blink in the wee hours of the night.
>Be that one troll who really likes movies and theater and stuff.
Projac [With a cripplingly saccharine expression]: "I thought you'd NEVER ask!"
You are PROJAC TWIPOL, a 7 SWEEP OLD aspiring FILM DIRECTOR from ALTERNIA'S ARCTIC CIRCLE.
As if that wasn't enough of a hint regarding your INTERESTS, you are very fond of MOVIES and THEATER, as well as the rather new medium of TELEVISION. Its seriously so great, its like a lot of SMALL MOVIES being played episodically every day! While everyone else in the ARCTIC CIRCLE is off HUNTING FOR SEA CREATURES or SLEDDING or some shit, you tend to sit around in your SMALL ICY HUT watching MOVIES and TELEVISION SHOWS with your LUSUS. Something about making VISUAL ENTERTAINMENT for the rest of ALTERNIA just strikes you as NOBLE and FASCINATING, though it could just be your EMERALD BLOOD that drives you to such AESTHETIC PURSUITS. For this reason, you have decided to one day become a famous SCREENBLIGHTER, and entrance all of ALTERNIA with your FANTASTIC ARTISTIC VISIONS. But for now, you are content with SCOUTING FOR IMAGINARY SET LOCATIONS and dining on LEVIATHAN BLUBBER like the northern hick you are.
Your love of VISUAL MEDIA was probably bestowed upon you by your LUSUS, a GREATER LAND-DWELLING TENTACLETERROR. Members of its species use their HIGHLY-DEVELOPED EYES to scan the AURORA that hit the ARCTIC CIRCLE frequently. While your LUSUS does this to predict the weather and when the mating seasons of its prey and predators will arrive, you watch the AURORAS because to you, they are BEAUTIFUL, FASCINATING, and INSPIRING beyond compare. You and your LUSUS normally leave the surface of the FROZEN ARCTIC SEAS to go hunting for WOOLY TRUNKBEASTS in the surrounding alpine forests. It ensnares them with its FROSTY TENDRILS while you CUT their jugulars with your CLAPPERKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS.
Incidentally, the FLUFFY PARKA you wear is courtesy of your LUSUS, which sheds its SILKEN INSULATORY FURS five times a sweep. All in all, you love FLUFFYOCTOPUSDAD, and would never wish any ill upon it.
You are a rather EAGRE young troll with a BRIGHT ATTITUDE. Instead of getting TERRIBLY CROSS at things that provoke you, you simply look at them and analyze their place in the STAGE PERFORMANCE THAT IS YOUR LIFE. Dealing with problems in this way have led many other, more STANDARDIZED trolls to believe you are TOUCHED IN THE HEAD. Considering the amount of TELEVISION you watch, its not implausible.
You enjoy "ON-SET" SNACKS such as TINY SANDWICHES and PORCINE RINDS, but any time you decide you have finished filming for the day, a TRUNKBEAST STEAK really hits the spot.
Despite seeming PERPETUALLY CHEERY, there are things that GRIND YOUR GEARS. The destruction of ART, UNNEEDED WASTE OF RESOURCES, and PLAGIARISM all make you undeniably FURIOUS. You also don't particularly like CRITICS WHO OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING IN THE MOVIE INDUSTRY.
Your trolltag is cinematicOverseer, you keep track of belongings via a rather out-of-date PUNCH-CARD MODUS, and when you talk, Projac [Continuing the narrative expressively]: "You do so using a syntax that may lead others to believe that you are reciting from a script, or possibly a notepad. You also like to throw industry lingo around."
Projac [With the intention to leave]: "Exit, stage left."
This guy was fun to write.
>Be the troll obsessed with balance.
| Do not b- so rud-, it is quit- unn-c-ss+ry |
>Be the troll who enjoys keeping things quite balanced.
| Th-r- you go, it is not so h+rd, is it? |
You are YARREX FISSA, and you are NINE SWEEPS old. And you love things being kept in balance. You live on a flat plain with your LABRADOR RETRIEVER lusus. He's quite the nice little companion, and he keeps the PRAIRIE'S grass level by running all over it!
You wear simple clothing for the most part, and you also wear some spectacles balanced on your suspicious lack of nose.
As mentioned before, you enjoy balancing things. Equations, items, relationships. You name it and you'll balance it. Metaphorically and literally. Your LOUSY BROWN BLOOD (#8a4d09) isn't very balanced, however, and you prefer not to talk about it. Your interests include ORGANIZATION, MATH, and BEING CALM FOREVER. After all, it's quite hard to be balanced if you're forever angry, sad, or any other range of emotions. This makes it rather hard for you to express extreme emotions. You enjoy math because it is all based on balancing, and organization just leaves everything nice and balanced! It all works out for you!
As a LOUSY BROWN BLOOD, you do get a nice little mind power. Your stupid power is the ability to perfectly balance anything you can get your hands on, within the limits of science of course. The more laws of gravity/physics it starts to break, the more of a headache you get.
Your hive isn't much to look at. It's nice and balanced on all levels, no odd protrusions or structural weaknesses. You keep everything nice and organized to keep the harmony balanced!
When push comes to shove, you wield your RIFLEkind specibus to decent effect. You know how to balance the weapon just right for a fairly decent shot. Currently you keep a simple hunting rifle on you at all times, not very good for close quarters, but it can scare the crap out of your chosen target. Of course, it's not the weapon you usually use for your job. What job? Who said anything about a job?
Your fetch modus is obviously JENGA. What else would you use?
If you were to play a certain game, you would be known as the Knight of Balance (There's a shocker) in the land of Fields and Fires.
Your trolltag is destructivelyBalanced and you | T-nd to k--p your s-nt+nc-s m+th-m+tic+lly b+l+nc-d. |
Why do I keep making trolls somebody help me.
Last edited by Overlard; 08-20-2011 at 09:40 AM.
Overlard's menagerie of various things
New Diet Plan: Hate-n-all
I have some Fantrolls. But I suck at sprite editing. Oh well.
> Be the Backstabbing Douchebag
Fuck off, asshole!
> Be the Rebellious Seadweller
That's better, although you haven't actually lived in the sea for like three sweeps.
Your name is VALCAN ITAKAR and you ABSOLUTELY HATE SEADWELLERS! They're all a bunch of stuck-up pricks who think they're better than everyone else because of their blood. As if that even matters! You strongly believe that the HEMOSPECTRUM is all just a bunch of nonsense. A troll shouldn't be judged by how they were born! They should be judged by their actions!
Of course, none of this means you don't think that you personally were destined to rule. You have held that belief your whole life, especially since you began dreaming in that wonderful purple city. Its QUEEN practically raised you, after your lusus was murdered by a Seadweller you had once thought your closest friend. You trusted her with your plan to get out of the aristocracy, and she betrayed you. But she still seems to think you should love her. Stupid Seadwellers.
Ever since that fateful day, you've been living on land, in a rather shoddy hive one of your non-seadweller friends made for you. You've also taken to using red as your colour, in order to prove some kind of point that everyone else has a hard time understanding.
Your trollTag is burningOceans and you 'alk wi' a bi' of a s'range accen'
Last edited by Zeralith; 08-05-2011 at 10:51 PM.
I'm having fun designing these fools! >w<
>Be the annoying, hyperactive one
You are now the annoying, hyperactive one.
Your name is STARA NORORAT, and you are a young female troll of seven sweeps. You are kind of on the small side for your age. In fact, you are very small for your age! Looks like someone's genetic advancement is late! Really late! It is actually a huge inconvenience too, because any troll who comes along can just kill you whenever they feel like it! That's why you and your lusus live in a BURROW underground, to avoid such a catastrophe! And predators! Your poor little lusus wouldn't stand a chance against the larger creatures on Alternia's surface!
An upside to being so gosh darn tiny is that you are exceptionally FAST and HARD TO SEE in the dark. You can HIDE easily and when your prey is not looking, you can pounce and kill them. You have to do the hunting, after all, even if it is very dangerous, because your lusus is even smaller than you! Being a MOLE, and all. You don't like it when she leaves the burrow!
Your blood color is obviously NOT VERY HIGH on the hemospectrum either, so if a highblood ever came across you you would probably be CULLED. But you would make sure to get a few good BITES in before you went down! After all, what else are those RIDICULOUSLY LARGE TEETH good for? Not very much, actually. Your lusus uses hers to dig random tunnels, but you would rather not eat dirt, thank you. Anyway, as you said before, you are not very high on the hemospectrum, with your DARK RED blood, but you wear a lot of DARK RED CLOTHES. Most low bloods might be ashamed of their blood color, but you LOVE it! You think red is a very pretty color, thank you!
Other than your RATHER LARGE TEETH you also have an ACUTE SENSE OF SMELL. As a result you are VERY GOOD at FINDING THINGS, in fact, some (yourself) might say you are the BEST. You collect various KNICK-KNACKS that you find in the TUNNELS UNDER YOUR BURROW that your lusus digs when she's bored. Sometimes you venture outside and you find little items out there too, and whenever something is lost you are the first to retrieve it!
You also like to SOLVE MYSTERIES when you have the time, and with your cool, long coat you like to pretend that you are an AMAZING DETECTIVE. You might say you are like some sort of SLEUTH who investigates PROBLEMS, maybe. But in reality you are a little too HYPER to collect clues, and you are DISTRACTED easily, so you don't stay on track very well. So you are actually NOT AN AMAZING DETECTIVE. Not at all. And you ANNOY your acquaintances often with your detective shenanigans. But you make up for that by being very CHEERFUL and KIND, though a little NAIVE and SENSITIVE. You often have misunderstandings with your acquaintances, and your feelings are EASILY HURT, leading to some ANGRY OUTBURSTS from you. You are actually kind of QUICK TO ANGER, but these bursts go away just as fast as they come, and you are stuck looking like a foolish fool.
Your Trolltag is bustlingDetective, and you shrtn thngs dwn 2 get ur poynt acrss asap!!!
Name: Stara Nororat
Age: 7 sweeps
Blood Color: Dark Red
Fetch Modus: Finders Keepers: Your item is shuffled into the deck of cards, face-down. When you need your item, you have to locate it's card before your modus, or you can never get it back.
Strife Specibus: knifekind
Typing quirk: shrtnd & nrgtyc!!! (Replaces "i's" with "y's")
Title: Page of Life
Land: Land of Grass and Dungeons
Last edited by awkwardsilence; 06-09-2011 at 03:42 PM.
i think he's just a seadweller pretending to be a redblood
Okay I edited it and added that stuff and hopefully it doesn't suck anymore. But if I'm still leaving out important details that I should be mentioning, please tell me. That's a rather common problem for me.
->Be the beaver.
You fail to be the BEAVER, but become a troll with teeth similar to a beaver's.
You are Peperite Nolue.
You are 6.46 sweeps old, an age that means nothing in particular to you or any troll. You live in a RELATIVELY SMALL HIVE with your LUSUS. You weild your boring METAL SPORK with your SPORKKIND as your KIND ABSTRATA. You are known for being boring and bland. You are a completely normal troll. There is nothing special about you. That being said, you have the amazing mental powers to control electronics without any physical contact. This makes you quite a TECH NERD. You like to make awesome games when you are bored. You do not usually commune with other trolls, so your games where not widely played, so you put them on the WORLD WIDE TROLL WEB. You are now a world renounced game programmer and graphic designer. You enjoy listening to TROLL QUEEN, and are almost always listening to ALTERNIAN RHAPSODY. At an early age you realized how dumb most youth tend to be, so made a dumb magazine that would appeal to them. It is called GAME GRUB. You are very rich from profits of this dumb magazine. You wear shoes made from the hide of a HOOF BEAST YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER SEEN BEFORE. The hide is cracked from being so old. Your FETCH MODUS is set to BINARY. To retrieve an item you must simply put in its binary code. Easy. You still have an extremely boring life, with absolutely no interesting aspects.
Your trolltag is fadedSuave and yoou type sarcastically, by making loots oof 'oo' soounds, too shoow hoow booring yoou are. Yoou soometimes talk in binary, because yoou loove that coode.
For some reason, your sylladex is full of 01001000010101010100111001001011001000000101001001 0101010100110101010000
Last edited by enragedFingernail; 06-08-2011 at 12:51 PM.
> Be the other masochistic blueblood.
*=I wasn't awar3 th3r3 was anoth3r masochistic blu3blood. This is n3ws to m3. o3o=*
You are now BILEEL THORKVA, and you are more naive than you'd like to admit to anyone. Actually, the only reason you haven't been CULLED is because you can put on airs of being intelligent. You are incredibly thankful for this. Incredibly. You are 8 sweeps old and LOVING IT. The world is your clambeast. ...or whatever they say. You don't pay attention to these things. Nor do you pay attention to the HEMOSPECTRUM. It's not that you fight it, it's that you just don't understand it. Oh well.
Somehow, you never got your GROWTH SPURT and are rather shorter than you like. Not to mention the EXTRA WEIGHT you have on due to eating more than really necessary. You are therefore more of a THINKER than a DOER, though you can fight if absolutely need be. Your UNDERWORLD WHIP is useful for this, and therefore you use the WHIPKIND abstrata.
Secretly, when you are all alone in your castle, you like to play with your childhood DOLLS. You would never let on to anyone that you still like them. You also like ART, specifically DRAWING. Thank goodness you've got more than enough paper for that.
Your trolltag is masochisticAbsolution and *=you add shooting stars to your s3nt3nc3s, plus thr33s-- b3caus3 thr33 is your favourit3 and maaaaagical numb3r!=*
(whoot whoot ancestor time)
Your are now SURGEON TWINSERPENT and you are 14 sweeps old. You are a surgeon. In a bad way. That's why your outfit is stained with blood. BITCHES LOVE BLOOD. You use scalpelKind, and you're definietely not afraid to use it. You wish that your descendent will be just like you. Deadly, bitchy, and badass. But it turns out he's a soft little kid who actually has friends. Unlike you. You only have enemies, which you already have killed. Now, you just kill random civillians and collectionate blood vials. You think that it is fun.
You have a trolltag so you can talk to trolls from the future to check what's going on Alternia. It is dangeousMedication and ~~○ You TALK so everyone can UNDERSSTAND you. But you DON'T ssee how it will HELP you take OVER the fucking WORLD.
You sometimes use your teeth when someone is trying to resist you. They're pretty sharp. You are ashamed you don't have GIGANTIC HORNS like the other adult trolls. But who cares. You're gonna kill them anyway.
You kill any kind of troll. Even the highest of the highbloods that are super STRONG. The blood stains on your face won't come off, so you are easily found by the TROLLCOPS. But who cares, you're gonna kill them anyway.
It must be noted that you survived a fucking IMPERIAL DRONE. They are searching for you non-stop because you could not fill either of the buckets.
If you think about it, you're not that bad, because you spotted and defeated DRUG SMUGGLERS. Well, it was kind of easy, because they were high on TROLL COCAINE so they thought you were Jegus or something like that.
Now, you must leave. You have murdering business.
Last edited by misterFanboy; 06-06-2011 at 11:29 AM.
MF: I cannot wait to be a Piece of Shit and talk To all These Chums.
This thread is now diamonds
Quick someone put him on a horse.
Actually no, I haven't seen that movie.