trollslum eight. put your fantroll profiles here.

[rockingCavalier]

It's high time I rebooted Virrex. Now he's got a new sprite (that I made on my own) and a whole new lifestyle!

==> Be the bandit



"Booyah."

Your name is VIRREX DECAZE. You are a BLUE-BLOODED NOBLE, and it's a good thing you are, because if you weren't, you're lifestyle would be far less acceptable. Your interests include YOURSELF, PARTYING, YOURSELF, BIKING, YOURSELF, BANDITRY, and most importantly, YOURSELF. Yes, you are very SELF-CENTERED.

Since you were old enough, you enjoyed hunting with your VELOCIRAPTOR LUSUS. The first hunts were small, with you riding your lusus through the DESERT ROADS and chopping up small game. You would have great lusus-troll bonding time going back to your FORTRESS HIVE where you would both eat your spoils. But as you got older, you began to seek adventure elsewhere, because you needed a BIGGER RUSH. When you developed an attention span long enough to know about the HEMOSPECTRUM, you discovered that you were BIOLOGICALY SUPERIOR to a good bit of your own race. Letting that go to your head, you developed FULL-ON EGOMANIA, secretly judging yourself as superior to every other troll in existence. With this in mind, you began your hobby of KILLING LOWBLOODS AND TAKING THEIR STUFF, using your status to evade trouble and the bodies to feed your lusus. Using your TWO-WHEELED MOTOR VEHICLE and your HALBERD, you run down/slice up lower trolls on the roads. This has proven to be a SUFFICIENT RUSH.

However, you do have NON-HOMICIDAL HOBBIES. You love the maniac energy present at PARTIES, and as such you can be frequently found at either a BAR, PUB, DAYCLUB, HIVE PARTY, or CONCERT whipping your hair, eating junk food, and flirting with anything you judge to be on the same level of beauty as you. Many times this means you wind up snogging your own reflection. When you're not rocking out, you instead are the "cool" one, exerting CHARISMA, SWAGGER, and PANACHE. You dislike commitment in general, so you avoid FRIENDSHIP AND SERIOUS ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS like the plague. You instead prefer FLINGS AND ONE-NIGHT STANDS to get the required genetic material. Sadly for you, your firm commitment to being a psychopathic loner doesn't always work out, and you begrudgingly do FAVORS for your lessers. In terms of relationships, all you really seek is ADMIRATION AND ATTENTION, although sometimes you will show KINDNESS or SELFLESSNESS, much to your own shame. Also, because of your EGOMANIA and your HEDONISTIC LIFESTYLE, you have devoted very little time and effort to INTELLECTUAL PURSUITS. In other words, YOU'RE A FUCKING DUMBASS. You're BARELY LITERATE, (Just enough to use a computer) and your JUDGEMENT is SUB-PAR. Decision-making is not your suit, not at all. In fact, the only thing you seem to know anything about is YOUR BIKE, which you maintain with UTMOST REVERENCE.

In terms of combat, you have the physique of a hunter. Your body isn't just for show, after all! You have become quite skilled with HALBERDKIND, and you're not too shabby with BIKEKIND either. (Yes, you literally have an entire specibus for ramming people with your bike.) However, unarmed, you are an average fighter at best. Speed is your forte, not strength. Also, you have the issue of being too stupid to know your limits and too proud to accept defeat. This means that you take plenty of beatings that could have been averted by a speedy retreat.

You use the WHEEL OF FORTUNE MODUS, which involves spinning a wheel, the resulting item being ejected. There is also a chance nothing will happen, or your entire inventory will be dispersed. Your trolltag is rockingCavalier and YouTalkAsFastAsYouLive.

[pink-pudding]

==> Be the one covered in her own drool.


Your name is HIRUDO LEECHI and you're just a plain gross 6 sweep old troll girl.
Most times you're covered in your own slobber, but that's because your huge teeth don't let you properly close your mouth.
Your blood color is greenish-yellowish, kind of the same color of SNOT.
You live in a cave with your GIANT LEECH MONSTER LUSUS, and you go out only when you have to hunt food. Which is more often than you'd like to.
Otherwise, you're pretty much very conmfy in your dark, humid cave hive.
Your interests are pretty simple and they include POINTLESSLY STARING AT THE CEILING OF YOUR HIVE, TAKING CARE OF YOUR ANT FARM and BEING ONLINE. Everyone likes being online, anyway.
Speaking of your ant far, you haven't fed them today. You always forget to feed them, as you tend to SPACE OUT AND JUST DROOL a lot. But maybe that's a secondary effect of sopor slime, because you don't really BATHE after getting out of your recuperacoon.
You just let the sopor slime sit there. And ocasionally, you lick it off.
Your chumhandle is distastefulSlobber and you type in a "way that makeph you phound like you're drooling a lot". You also loudly SNORT when you laugh.

((CRAP, I SAVED MY IMAGE AS A JPG I'M WANNA DIE NOOO ;A; .... also.... OH MY OH MY OH MY. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME EVER SUBMITTING A FANTROLL HERE OK ;V; ... so uuhmm... I'm so nervous... and excited too. Oh gosh))

[monochromeSpectrum]

>Be the overly rainbow-obsessed troll boy.

I think you mean >Be the overly zpectrum obzezzed troll boy.


(ASHSJAHSJA hate the way I made his teeth)

◊Name
Narzin Eckzuk

◊Gender
Male

◊Trolltag
monochromeSpectrum

◊Title
Mage of Colour

◊Land
Land of Sunlight and Spectrums

◊Team
Team ABSURDITY

◊Sign
♆Neptune

◊Age
6 solar sweeps (13 Human years)

◊Typing Quirk(s)
Replaces s with z
Every now and then corrects spelling mistakes
Caps when is mad or excited
Says happy is colorful, and sad or mad is uncolorful
Replaces rainbow with spectrum(zpectrum)
MS: Lookz zomething like thiz

◊Blood Colour
Light purple (Colour code- #c873ff)

◊Lusus
HippocampDad

◊Strife Specibi
Spearkind
(Your common spear, with a bit of colour)

◊Fetch Modus
Colour
(Enter color of item's main colour. Can't have two items of same colour without expelling the other.)

[momatoes]

Heya pink-pudding! Oh gosh don't be nervous I'm advising you to just post her edited profile in the next trollslum since it'll be posted very, very soon (as in, in a few hours from this post)!

That goes for anyone else who wants to post a new profile -- it's better if you hold on to it first, so it'll be saved for a brand spanking-new thread.

[paradoxette]

Your name is SARCDI TODDOR and you just came out of a portal from another dimension.

THAT'S RIGHT. FROM THE FUTURE, THROUGH THE PAST, AND BACK TO THE PRESENT.

It was a very fun and interesting, not to mention questionably profitable, journey/research about time travel, which you funded yourself as the to-be empress of your dimension's Alternian empire. So now you're STUCK in this... 'alternate' Alternia (Your alternate? Everyone else's main continuity? How do you tell?) because the device you needed to return was in your labcoat's pocket. Sadly, the time and space continuum ate your labcoat. Huh.

Oh, not to mention, it kind of mixed you with every representative of every timelines and dimensions. That is abstractly percieveable by sentient creatures. Such as YOU THERE, THE ONE READING THIS, YEAH YOU! Ahem. And other trolls. You don't know... you're a dinosaur, alien, robot, and troll at the same time. No, you can't explain the metallic yellow tinted streaks of hair you've obtained. You also have no idea why the tundra hoofbeast's horn that's replaced your left horn is very exoticly colored.

Your trolltag is wondrousDisaster and you 6ue22 th1s Altern1a'2 ju2t the 2ame, 2o you're okay w1th 1t!

[momatoes]

And then the next trollslum happened

Please post your profile in the new trollslum, not here. I will not check this thread and I will not be able to add you.

[xXsxcjapbabe:.]

http://i.imgur.com/gZ9ho.png

(THIS IS ORIGINAL DO NOT STEAL)

be th SUPERsTAR

ur nam is KOICHI UBIKINAGI an u r 15 years old. u r the bigst pop star in alterna nd evr1 love u. u r rich an have hi blode n ur lusus is BRITNAY SPEAR. u r the smartes trol and r the hottest. evroon loves yuo.

ur intersts ar atvans kemitree an fisics becuz u r the smartst. ur beyfrend luvs u an gets u everythe ng an u giv him blokjb. evry1 ho dont like u is a PERSON OF EXTREMELY UPSTANDING CHARACTER AND REPUTATION. u almos suicid becos u were rapd an bulled in elmentry SCOLE.

ur name is devilKiler and u talk in japanese wen u wont.


ths is mien dont steel it

[Roxy]

(@scintillatingMoniker, sorry about replying just now)
There are indeed lowblooded seadwellers, however, they are extremely rare in population, and are very timid towards highbloods. They usually live towards the dark sea bottom, rather than the land. This topic has been brought to AH before, and he replied that Feferi, Eridan, and their ancestors only happen to be purple/pink/lavenderbloods. Just because they are the only seadwellers in the comic does not mean that all seadwellers are highblooded. They are just the only ones mentioned in the comic.

[notoriousOrigins]

Your name is ZAKKAY HAVEN, and you are the definitely the best crypt raider to ever raid a crypt.
You’re pretty mellow about most things, and it’s pretty hard to get on your BAD SIDE for good. You’re usually in a decent mood, and you tend to laugh at pretty much anything that involves slapstick humor. You have far too many SHITTY RELICS lying around from your crypt plundering, and you should really pick some of this shit up. Did you mention you’re terribly lazy? Well you are, so that shit will remain un-picked up.

Your hobbies include ANCIENT LORE and EXPLORATION. You aspire to explore and conquer every ancient edifice you come across, and possibly plunder it of all its SHITTY RELICS. Your hive is located in the deserts of Alternia, and your Lusus is basically a djinn(not that you know what that is). You love the challenge that exploring ancient edifices because you never know what’s in store. There could be booby traps all over the place, or the halls of said edifice could be completely benign. Either way, it keeps you on your toes.

Your Trolltag is notoriousOrigins, and you speak without uSing apoStropheS, generallyY neglecting capitalization besides Ss, Ys and Ks for no apparent reaSon, other than the fact that your theme iS “Aether” which meanS SKY in Some language You havent bothered to remember.

[ForgottenSmuggler]

Your name is Loriph Stybel, and you're the best wetboy anyone has ever hired. Or, at least, you were, you left that trade a while ago.
You're pretty chill, although you still have you moments. You try not to put too many people on your bad side for good. You want company SOME times.
You live in a hollowed out coral reef with your dolphin lusus. You have too many old swords and daggers lying around your hive for anyones well being. You dont want to get rid of them because they have too much sentimental value.
At least everything in your house is organized. OCD tends to help with that. You are also very friendly and like to tell lots of stories.

Your hobbies include BOOK WRITING and STORYTELLING. You want to tell people stories, of anything really, or at least publish a few books before you die.
From your training as a wetboy you always are on your toes and can tell something about someone even if they dont say it, for the most part.
You dislike sleeping so most of the night you are out ontop of buildings in your old wetboy greys (you call them that for their motled grey color), leaping around like a kid in a fantasy.
You have a unique fondness for children, like a father would be with his son, and is the reason you quite being a wetboy. You were hired to kill a boy at his wiggling day, unthinkable.

Your Trolltag is fallenAngel, and you speak <font color="#9800d9"> +-/- with a broken sword before your words, to represent the broken bond between you and your past life of crime and murder.</font>

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[PriffyViole]

And then the next trollslum happened

Please post your profile in the new trollslum, not here. I will not check this thread and I will not be able to add you.

Please post your profile in the new trollslum, not here. I will not check this thread and I will not be able to add you.

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