It's high time I rebooted Virrex. Now he's got a new sprite (that I made on my own) and a whole new lifestyle!
==> Be the bandit
Your name is VIRREX DECAZE. You are a BLUE-BLOODED NOBLE, and it's a good thing you are, because if you weren't, you're lifestyle would be far less acceptable. Your interests include YOURSELF, PARTYING, YOURSELF, BIKING, YOURSELF, BANDITRY, and most importantly, YOURSELF. Yes, you are very SELF-CENTERED.
Since you were old enough, you enjoyed hunting with your VELOCIRAPTOR LUSUS. The first hunts were small, with you riding your lusus through the DESERT ROADS and chopping up small game. You would have great lusus-troll bonding time going back to your FORTRESS HIVE where you would both eat your spoils. But as you got older, you began to seek adventure elsewhere, because you needed a BIGGER RUSH. When you developed an attention span long enough to know about the HEMOSPECTRUM, you discovered that you were BIOLOGICALY SUPERIOR to a good bit of your own race. Letting that go to your head, you developed FULL-ON EGOMANIA, secretly judging yourself as superior to every other troll in existence. With this in mind, you began your hobby of KILLING LOWBLOODS AND TAKING THEIR STUFF, using your status to evade trouble and the bodies to feed your lusus. Using your TWO-WHEELED MOTOR VEHICLE and your HALBERD, you run down/slice up lower trolls on the roads. This has proven to be a SUFFICIENT RUSH.
However, you do have NON-HOMICIDAL HOBBIES. You love the maniac energy present at PARTIES, and as such you can be frequently found at either a BAR, PUB, DAYCLUB, HIVE PARTY, or CONCERT whipping your hair, eating junk food, and flirting with anything you judge to be on the same level of beauty as you. Many times this means you wind up snogging your own reflection. When you're not rocking out, you instead are the "cool" one, exerting CHARISMA, SWAGGER, and PANACHE. You dislike commitment in general, so you avoid FRIENDSHIP AND SERIOUS ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS like the plague. You instead prefer FLINGS AND ONE-NIGHT STANDS to get the required genetic material. Sadly for you, your firm commitment to being a psychopathic loner doesn't always work out, and you begrudgingly do FAVORS for your lessers. In terms of relationships, all you really seek is ADMIRATION AND ATTENTION, although sometimes you will show KINDNESS or SELFLESSNESS, much to your own shame. Also, because of your EGOMANIA and your HEDONISTIC LIFESTYLE, you have devoted very little time and effort to INTELLECTUAL PURSUITS. In other words, YOU'RE A FUCKING DUMBASS. You're BARELY LITERATE, (Just enough to use a computer) and your JUDGEMENT is SUB-PAR. Decision-making is not your suit, not at all. In fact, the only thing you seem to know anything about is YOUR BIKE, which you maintain with UTMOST REVERENCE.
In terms of combat, you have the physique of a hunter. Your body isn't just for show, after all! You have become quite skilled with HALBERDKIND, and you're not too shabby with BIKEKIND either. (Yes, you literally have an entire specibus for ramming people with your bike.) However, unarmed, you are an average fighter at best. Speed is your forte, not strength. Also, you have the issue of being too stupid to know your limits and too proud to accept defeat. This means that you take plenty of beatings that could have been averted by a speedy retreat.
You use the WHEEL OF FORTUNE MODUS, which involves spinning a wheel, the resulting item being ejected. There is also a chance nothing will happen, or your entire inventory will be dispersed. Your trolltag is rockingCavalier and YouTalkAsFastAsYouLive.