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**Overlard** · 09-22-2011, 07:17 PM

> Be the wannabe super villain

B:T Well if you-
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B>:T Hey! I'm gonna join that....league. Of Evil. I know it exists! And then I'll Be a real villain!!

Your name is BILLON ROTERR, and you just want to be a SUPER VILLAIN SO BAD. It's always been a weird fascination. Probably started with those tons of comic books you read. You are an ORANGE BLOOD of SEVEN sweeps.

ANYWAYS, yes, you want to be a SUPER VILLAIN. Which has to be a pretty awful person, even by troll standards. You've even come up with a VILLAINOUS name! Doctor TERRIBLE!!! Yeah, you're not very creative. Actually, you're not even that good of a villain. You staunchly refuse to involve others in your quarrels if they aren't involved in the first place. Meaning 'innocents' (and the term is used quite loosely) are not to be harmed during any duels you partake in. Also, you tend to avoid actually having to kill anyone. You're kind of a wuss. Inevitably, this leads to you getting BEAT UP a lot. Especially by trolls with whom you 'attempt' to.....'arch' would be the term. You swear, one of these nights, you're gonna make 'em all PAY! ....maybe.

At least you're pretty SMART. You even built a TELEPORTER GUN!!
...
Ok, well....It actually kinda scrambles the molecules of whatever it teleports, turning it into useless slop. It's not even an effective weapon, taking several minutes to charge and setup. And apparently it is quite LOUD when doing this, tipping off everyone to what's going on. You are also working on a FREEZE RAY. Like, it doesn't freeze TIME, but the air around the target. You, however, lack the proper materials to properly construct it. And it's not like ice, not at all. It just SUPER SLOWS the molecules in the air around the target. So maybe it is TIME?? You're not sure. It's probably best not to think to hard.

As for your actual EVIL PLANS, it's not much. Maybe cause a little chaos here and there. Mostly it's just for the FAME/INFAMY and possible SWEET LOOT. And....maybe a smidgeon of respect? That would certainly be nice.

But being a SUPER VILLAIN isn't all you're about! No sir! You're quite into COMIC BOOKS, INVENTING, and BLOGGING. Yes, blogging. You freaking dork. You LOVE to blog about what you've accomplished as a villain on almost every night. You even have a few fans! Though you suspect some of them just pay attention to laugh at you. And some WEIRDO keeps trying to blackrom you. You staunchly REFUSE any offers for DUELS with him. Because really, you only do big time rivalries, none of this low level CRAP.

You don't really have an opinion on the hemospectrum. You certainly don't appreciate getting put down by high bloods a lot, buuuut....it's not like you really like other low bloods either. In all honesty, you'd probably try to change it a tiny bit just so YOU can get some respect at least. But that's all. Do gooder stuff is not for you, even if you are a bit of a WUSS.

Your LUSUS is a BIG SLUG. He's kinda gross really. He just slides around everywhere, secreting some sort of MUCUS. You just try to stay out of his way for the most part, but sometimes you give him VILLAINOUS ORDERS. Like....mildly grossing out someone for shits and giggles. As for how big.....think small enough to make it through a doorway, big enough to have a bit of a chance of running someone over. Slowly. And grossly.

Your HIVE is actually in a HIVESTEM. You keep all your PROJECTS stashed around the place while Slugdad lounges around grossing up the joint. It's not a very pleasant area really, but it's where you conduct your BLOGGING. And that is crucial! You mostly do video blogs, and sometimes break into SONG. You find it a bit weird and wish you would stop.

Your FETCH MODUS is set to MANIACAL LAUGHTER. You need to practice your EVIL LAUGH in front of the card until it deems your voice EVIL enough to get the required item from within. In all honesty, this kinda makes taking things out in public a bit awkward. Oh well.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is set to RAYkind. You know, like FREEZE RAYS, DEATH RAYS? Only....those usually don't work so well. You're still working the kinks out of the designs. Mostly you just try to bash whoever you're trying to kill drive off with the casing.

If you were to play a certain GAME, you would be the PRIEST of PAIN in the land of TECHNOLOGY and WRATH.

Your trolltag is aspiringInnovation and you tend to B:0 Show off your GOGGLES with a Boisterous attitude.

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All AB sprites by the ever-excellent prussianMoose

**Rai-CH** · 09-22-2011, 10:30 PM

(( Note: This is a repost of carefreeFloriographer. Please delete her from the list and replace with this profile! ))

> Be the flowery troll

(( AlterniaBound by incarceratedNoname! ))

Your name is CVETKA EIRENE and you are a bit of a FREE SPIRIT. Your life may have had some UPS AND DOWNS, but you’ve PULLED THROUGH. Your policy is to GO WITH THE FLOW, after all.

You are quite an ODD TROLL. Rather than being taught about violence and destruction, your BUMBLEBEE LUSUS taught you to be PEACEFUL. He had good intentions, sure, but everyone knows that a pacifist will not survive on this HARSH PLANET. You did make it through EIGHT SWEEPS just fine, until you were caught up with VARIOUS INCIDENTS involved trolls you used to call your FRIENDS.

Needless to say, you didn’t take it WELL.

You dropped out of COMMUNICATION for a while, and strived to BE A BETTER TROLL. You convinced your lusus to teach you how to DEFEND YOURSELF. You learned many skills so take care of yourself and others, such as COOKING and FIRST-AID. You even went to the point of HONING YOUR PSYCHIC ABILITIES, which were previously UNTAMEABLE.

Speaking of which, you have a psychic power, which is a little ODD for a TEALBLOOD like you. You have the ability to GROW PLANTS FROM ANY SURFACE. Within reason of course, said surface needs to be ATTACHED TO THE GROUND in some way. At first you could BARELY CONTROL IT, and would often start spouting vines all around you if you become TOO FLUSTERED. Except now you can CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS to the point where these instances become LESS COMMON. You just have to KEEP CALM, AND CARRY ON.

You have quite a few HOBBIES. The one that you are most PASSIONATE about is GARDENING. Your hive is surrounded by a MASSIVE GARDEN, in which you tend to many different flowers, herbs, fruits, and vegetables. You have recently started up a BUSINESS selling the EXCESS PRODUCE you create. Which is usually A LOT, given your psychic power and all. You’ve also taken to using some of the excess and turning it into HERBAL MEDICINE. You’re NO GOOD AT IT though; most of your concoctions end up as FAILURES.

You also enjoy other SILLY activities such as SINGING and DANCING. You’re pretty AVERAGE at both, but you still enjoy these greatly. Whenever you’re feeling a little DOWN, you just head out to a SECLUDED AREA of your garden and DANCE LIKE NO ONES WATCHING. You were also taught how to play the LUTE when you were younger, but you gave it up to spend more time doing what you enjoy more.

Along with your pleasures in the SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE, you are also very NAÏVE and GUILLIBLE. But that mainly comes from being so SHELTERED. You tend to believe everything people say, which other trolls have TAKEN ADVANTAGE OFF. Recently, you asked a CERTAIN REDBLOOD to fix your HUSKTOP. She did so, but cheated you out of HUNDREDS OF CAEGARS. You are still UNAWARE that she did so.

You wield the FANKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS. Sticking to your NOT-QUITE-PACIFISTIC nature, you never intend to HARM OTHERS with them. However, you’ve been taught to BLOCK MOST ATTACKS with them. Fighting you is like fighting a WALL. It takes a long time for it to crumble, but can’t exactly FIGHT BACK. The fans that you used once belonged to your ANCESTOR, which you found in a DORMANT VOLCANO near your hive.

Speaking of your hive, it is a HUGE MESS. It is OVERRUN WITH VINES to the point where you CANNOT ENTER SOME ROOMS, and is surrounded by the AFOREMENTIONED GARDEN. It’s still HABITABLE, sure, but it definitely needs a bit of CLEANING UP. You don’t have many people VISITING, with the exception of CUSTOMERS.

Your trolltag is complacentlyFlourished and your words l~ke to flow w~th the w~nd.

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**Skvira** · 09-23-2011, 11:20 AM

((Repost of glacialGlaucus. Please erase that hideous old profile from the list))

Be the creepy owl freak
I am not creepy thank you \/ery much

Your name is Vasich Korsun

Yes ok you like owls, maybe a little too much, but is because to what they simbolize not because you have some creepy owl fetish or something. You love logic, knowledge, wisdom, strategy,etc. Bascially everything owls normally stand for. You take them as symbols of your beliefs, not as the feathery assholes they tend to be. You knwo how dumb they can be sometimes because your lusus is one.

Anyway, as has been said you love logic and strategy and apply it to your day to day life. for this you tend to be seen as a cold, smartass, distard and a little of a bastard when the situations demands it. Yes you can be all of those th9ings proviute the right circumstances, but you that is not how you treat all trolls. For those you think they deserve it. Trolls that prove themself smart, thoughtful,useful to your designs, interesting to talk to and generally not a brutish sack of meat youre caring, listening and comprehensive. Even giving aAdvice. Unfortunatelly these kind of trolls are so few that most of the time you're a formal, cold, efficient, uncaring smartass.

Talking about formality. You're very very formal. and always follow protocol. This of course means following the spectrum. After all you have no reason to challenge it. It has brought order and glory to the empiure for all these sweeps. Not that youre automatically an asshole to every single lowerblood you encounter. Some have proveen to be quite smart and deserving of your full attention. Your personal ranking overrrides the spectrum. As for the rest of them you are distant, straight to the point and formal. You even call them Mr and Ms depending on the case. Following Fleet protocol. As for the higher blood youre polite and respectful. Not that you like all of them. Some are just as stupid as some redbloods.

Your interests include collecting owl related things, like statues, paintings, etc, reading, history specially of the military kind, knowing new things, a bit of programming and math, Strategy gaming, heraldic symbology and the useless but notherless fun act of debating and diplomacy (No, Not the sleuth kind...which you dont know what is and doesnt exist). Your old hive was a castle filled with books, statues of owls and flags of conquered empires, old maps and the such. You also know a little bit about most subjects. Just enough to hold a conversation and do basic things.

Your lusus is a giant owl named Parthenos. He tends to be an idiot but has his moments of lucidity and sudden smartness. Even with his usual dumbness you like him, after all he did raise you. Besides riding him is fun and an excellent thing for red dates.

Speaking more about you. Youre average size, not specially well built but you do have surprising reflexes and agility. Must be those nights playing quick paced RTS. You're never without your shades when in public. Why? Because your eyes are sensitive to light. Normal illumination for trolls tend to bother you a lot. On the flip side you see better in the dark. No, not night vision. You just see things more clearly in low light. Youre not Troll Riddick

You use the flagkind specibus. Yes is not a common thing but you like it. Your weapon is a silver flag, designed to whistand hits and absorb shock. It of course has a pointy tip. Your fighting style consists of blocking everything until you're sure you can make a counter attack. Your specibus is the political colony specibus. Basically you see a flag and have to name the capital of that colony of alternia. You stopped updating its database after 193 colonies. Youre a troll not a supercomputer.

Your tag is glacialGlaucus, your symbol is an owl and Your \/\/ords are \/ery much filled \/\/ith \/\/isdom

**darkArisen** · 09-23-2011, 06:10 PM

>Be the REAL HERO, unlike that green thing up there!
that is kind of. rude don't you think?
>I said BE THE REAL HERO, dammit!
fine fine sorry i. said anything but wait. how do you know. about my hero thing?
>Shut up and let me introduce you.

Your name is PRAVDA XUSTIZ and you are NINE SWEEPS OLD. You live a double life, whre one minute you are a TIMID JOURNALIST, and the next you are a GLORIOUS HERO.

Your lusus was a spotted woofbeast, the PINNACLE LUSUS of all hero-type figures, but he is dead now. He just got really sick one day and passed away. He never even knew about your HERO SHENANIGANS, and died thinking you were a poor excuse of a troll. That is why you jumped into action! You had to be the troll your lusus always wanted you to be!

You were raised in the hive you built in the PLAINS, and over the years, you have aquired some INTERESTING ADDITIONS. (Meaning you built a HERO LAIR underneath your hive. Cool, huh?) You access these INTERESTING ADDITIONS through the use of a SUSPICIOUS BOOK on a bookshelf in your den.

Naturally, you are obsessed with JUSTICE. As a HERO, it is your duty to protect Alternian citizens (especially the ladies~) from EVIL LEAGUES OF EVIL and such. As a JOURNALIST, it is your duty to merely inform Alternian citizens about how to protect themselves from EVIL LEAGUES OF EVIL.

Your strife specibus is fistKind.
Your fetch modus is Journalism (you have to write a quick paragraph about the item).
Your blood color is yellow (#FFD800).

If you ever played a DUMB GAME, you would be the KNIGHT OF TRUTH in the LAND OF SKYSCRAPERS AND PHONE BOOTHS.

Your trolltag is secretlyHeroic and you either speak in a. calm and informative manner. -or- A HEROIC. AND FLASHY. MANNER!

**llamamiah** · 09-23-2011, 07:02 PM

>Be the blueblood.

Definitely not specific enough.

>Be the blueblood who wishes he was a rustblood.

Your name is ROSTEN GAMMEL.

You are very much so INTERESTED in ANCIENT TECHNOLOGY which is strangely NON-BIOLOGICAL IN NATURE, but instead MECHANICAL. You have spent large amounts of time EXPLORING MECHANICAL RUINS and recovering AMAZING ARTIFACTS.

All of the TREASURES and RUINS you have gathered and explored have a strange COATING, known as RUST. After all your YEARS of studying this REDDISH-BROWN SUBSTANCE, it has become your FAVORITE COLOR.

Therefore, a DILLEMA has arisen. You like being HIGH ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM, but you wish that LIQUID RUST FLOWED THROUGH YOUR VEINS. To deal with the challenges of being a LOWBLOOD, to have to fight for a SCRAP OF FOOD when your Lusus cannot be found, to be forced to RUN FROM ALL POSSIBLE CULLINGS! All the ADENTURES you could go on!

You're somewhat INSANE, if it wasn't obvious.

You also like the genre of TROLL ANIME known only as MAJJYKEL FEMALE. Various BLOCKS in your TOWERING HIVE are covered in posters depicting GAMBLIGANT MOONS, PRETTY CULL, TROLLKYO DOOF DOOF, and MANY MORE.

You also like playing ACTION-ADVENTURE GAMES, such as GLAIVESSASSIN'S CREED and UNFAMED. You frequently play them on MODDED ANCIENT TECHNOLOGY.

You have a PROFOUND INTEREST in PAIL-FILLING. You couldn't really CARE LESS about RELATIONSHIPS, you just REALLY LIKE THE ANATOMY OF THE TROLL. This has led to you being DRAGGED INTO STUPID SITUATIONS just for ONE BUCKET. You somehow think that this is ALWAYS WORTH IT.

Your LUSUS is a PESSIMISTIC GIANT SCYTHEVERMIN, who always screeches about HOW ITS ALL A WASTE OF TIME, and that THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER HERO. It's kinda depressing.

Your FETCH MODUS is the VELOCITY MODUS. Each card is assigned to a SPECIFIC BODY PART, A DIRECTION, AND A SPEED. You can put ANY ITEM in ANY CARD at ANY TIME, however, you have to MOVE THE CORRESPONDING BODY PART IN THE CORRESPONDING DIRECTION AT THE CORRESPONDING SPEED to retrieve the item.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is allocated with 1X2BLADEKIND. You can wield ANY SWORD with ONE HANDLE and TWO BLADES FACING THE SAME DIRECTION. You have various REGULAR SWORDS OF THIS TYPE, as well as a special ANCIENT MECHANICAL WEAPON you found in some ruins. Said weapon has two sets of two PORTS, which can EXTEND on a POLE, causing ELECTRICITY TO FLOW BETWEEN THE TWO. You read in an ANCIENT SCRIPTURE that this was called NONEXISTANT SAVIOR. You treasure it as if it were your OWN LIFE.

On TROLLIAN, your trollTag is rustedRuins, And you speak in a way that one would correctly assume to be a forbidden wish of a differing lifestyle.

If you were ever to play SGRUB, you would be the ASSASSIN OF WAVES in the LAND OF SEA AND BATTLE. Your CONSORTS would be RED BATS THAT LOVE PIZZA, and your DENIZEN would be PHORCYS.

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**Nightcastle** · 09-24-2011, 08:34 AM

>Be the sword-obsessed troll.

Your name is KEMPAA TREYOH, and you are 8 sweeps old.

You don't have really any interests at all. Your primary is a sport called KENDO, A sparring sport in wich you fight with WOODEN SWORDS. You follow one simple code when sparring: Hit first and claim victory viciously. You're REALLY GOOD AT IT, and have many medals and an honorary robe that you always wear. You LOVE TO READ, and have MANY BOOKS piled up all over your respiteblock. You're a VERY NICE TROLL VERY RESENTFUL AND ANGRY TROLL when it comes to personality, until someone pisses you off. Then you're A VENGEFUL BITCH with a HAIR-TRIGGER TEMPER. due to the high numbers of times you've been crossed about your blood color. The hemospectrum is important to you a load of crap. You treat Highbloods with respect sharp tones and angry responses and lowerbloods like yourself with gratitude. You make it your mission to protect your fellow lowbloods from the harm of higherblooded pricks. You have a PRETTY BIG SENSE OF HUMOR. You've got all the jokes. All of them. Because of this, you've got quite a few good friends who wouldn't leave you for every single fuckin' caegar on the planet.

When it comes to psychic powers, you have the ability to stop anything coming toward you, like a bullet or a weapon someone has thrown, and either drop or reflect it. You've been trying to lift objects with your mind, but it only works on projectiles forcefully moving objects, it seems.

Your MODUS is DUMMY. You need to hit the dummy in the right spot the right number of times to get your item. This isn't very convinient in public, so you don't have much on you at times. Your STRIFE DECK consists of Woodenbldkind and KarateKind. Being a martial artist gives you a large variety of Weapons. Which is to say FIVE. Your FOUR LIMBS and your SHINAI SWORD.

Your LUSUS is a HAWK. HAWKPA is really protective and encouraging, and had been with you through all of your tournaments and matches, ever since you were a wiggler. You love him with all your blood-pumping crevice.

If you'd ever played SGrub, you'd be the KNIGHT OF MIND in the LAND OF BLADES AND MOUNTAINS. The consorts would be STUPID BLUE PUPPIES who enjoy SWIMMING.

Your trolltag is sparringSeer and C=//////> Start every line with the strike of your sword to be on the defensive, with a tendencee to accuntuate soft Cees.

**Belonoid Anoesis** · 09-24-2011, 10:32 AM

> Be the desperate Troll

"I'm in DESPAIR! Being a LOWBLOOD has left me in DESPAIR!!!"

Your name is FERALI DESPER.

Man, you sure are PARANOID, aren't you? It's been 8 SWEEPS and you're still AFRAID of ALMOST EVERY SINGLE THING you would ever see. Your scaredy-cat attitude also caused blood-caste-sensitive Trolls to try hunt you down, if not it would be just other Trolls getting annoyed by your behavior. Not only that, a certain DISORDER makes you go for suicide attempts, though your MOIRAIL is always there to STOP you.

Even if not having random fits of fear, you have a pretty high level of NEGATIVE OUTLOOK in life. You often think only DESPAIR exists, lack the motivation to positive stuff etc etc. You just hate your life, your planet, everything. Even if you said you wanted to die, you COULD NOT. You lack INTERESTS as well, but that doesn't mean you don't have one at all. It's just too damn hard to tell anyway because no Troll would give a shit about your interests. Your psychic power is kind of useless too as you can only see SHORT-TIME VISIONS OF WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU though less likely accurate. When you flip out, your pupils would turn out really WEIRD.

Your lusus is a SMALL PIGEON. You consider him more of a bro than a dad, thus PIGEONBRO. He's the one to also watch you over so you don't flip the fuck out too often. You live in a CERTAIN MOUNTAIN RANGE. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is a nooseKind. Your FETCH MODUS is the HANGMAN where you have to guess the correct letters to form a word in order to retrieve items. Get the wrong answer until the hanged stick figure is fully formed and you won't get an item at all.

If you were to play some stupid GAME, you are the SAGE OF DOOM in the LAND OF JUNK AND FEAR. Your CONSORTS will be VIOLENT GREY BEARS who like ADVENTURE. You are the dreamer of DERSE to add to your misery.

Your trolltag is desperateScribe and You are too lazy for a quirk and type in a negative manner. If you are stuck in DESPERATION though, you'll go apeshit bananas about WHATEVER LEAVES YOU IN DESPAIR.

**Hresvelgr** · 09-24-2011, 11:19 PM

((Re-post of toxinSatiable!))

Your name is BRUKAR BLEEKT and you are 7 sweeps old. Your LUSUS is a rather large MOSQUITO that was very attentive but didn't seem to have a good grasp on raising wigglers. Mostly because it just sucked up whatever it could find and brought it back to you for food. Along with ACTUAL EDIBLE THINGS, you consumed a large amount of HAZARDOUS MATERIALS. You were sick a lot back then, and that only made your darling custodian dote on you more.

But that was many sweeps ago, and you've managed to overcome your constant illness and build up an impressive IMMUNITY to pretty much any negative effects consuming substances could give you. As well as any positive effects. Whoops. But at least you don't seem to be suffering from any other SIDE EFFECTS, aside from your HAIR, which has been getting gradually lighter since you were a few sweeps old. There might be other NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES, but as none have happened yet you've decided you don't really care.

You hate BOREDOM, but you are bored a lot. Your life isn't boring, but you have a need to be constantly entertained and you lose interest easily. Sometimes on purpose. The fact that your lack of attention makes some trolls want your attention more is something you find pretty hilarious. If there was a trophy for PLAYING HARD-TO-GET, you'd surely be the HARD-TO-GET CHAMPION. You are also not against USING PEOPLE for your own entertainment or TAKING STUFF for your own benefit. You don't usually give anything back. Some might call you a PARASITE.

In line with your 'they give, you take' philosophy, you run a COMPLETELY ILLEGITIMATE BUSINESS selling some of the slop your LUSUS brings back to you as miracle cures for pretty much anything. Most of the times you end up suckering other trolls into buying a DISGUSTING PLACEBO, but you've had more than a few EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCES. You give DISCOUNTS to REPEAT CUSTOMERS because you enjoy it when others are DEPENDENT ON YOU. Sometimes you end up selling someone a DANGEROUSLY TOXIC SUBSTANCE as well, but if they're healthy enough to come back and argue it you simply drink some yourself and say they must've caught something else.

You have a DARK SENSE OF HUMOR and you enjoy MEDDLING in other people's situations so that the outcome is almost always negative. You don't get into a lot of fights, but you are EXTREMELY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE and like to slowly whittle down self-esteem and emotional fortitude rather than outright attacking. Mostly because it's one of the few activities that holds your interest for any length of time. However, you have your SYRINGEKIND SPECIBUS if the need arises.

Your trolltag is toxinSatiable and Well- you tend to get bored and trail off a bit----

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**Wycca** · 09-25-2011, 06:33 PM

Your name is Calina Belleu and you have a thing for heights but we'll get to that later. You are a teal blood of eight sweeps not that you've ever been one to care about the spectrum actually for the first few sweeps of your life until you could get a satalite that wouldn't collapse during the heavy snows at your hive you didn't even know there was such a thing let alone that you were in the middle of it.

The reason for your isolation is that your hive is located in a high mountain valley that is full of strong wind currents and during the cold seasons you tend to get snowed in until the only way out is through a skylight in the ceiling but you love it anyway if for no other reason that it's peaceful and quiet. Now getting out of your valley is where things get interesting. You have three options, climbing down the side of the mountain that can take all night, when it snows a risky sled ride avoiding the sharp rocks, high cliffs, and studden deep revines on the way down, or your third and perfered option is flying down. As mentioned before you like flying and you made a colapsable handglider to do so. By climbing up to a ledge above your hive you can take off and glide for miles if you can catch the thermals. Fortunatly the climb up is much easier than the climb down as it's hard to find a good take off point once off the mountains.

You weren't always able to ride the winds like you do now. In fact a sudden downdraft at the edge of a storm cloud nearly killed you as it sent you crashing into the ground turning you into a bloody, broken mess. If it wasn't for someone noticing your fall and taking you somewhere for medical attention you'd have died on the hillside. But as it is you were in a comma for weeks and to this day still walk with a limp from nerve and muscle damage in your right leg. You'd like to meet your savior and thank him or her in person but no one at the hospital would tell you anything other than that it was a goldblood.

As mentioned before you don't like loud noises and crowds so even when you're not listening to it you like to keep your headphones in your ears to help block out the outside noise while allowing you to concentrate on what you want to. Of course listening to music isn't your only interest your other interests include kite flying, watching movies, reading, knitting, crocheting, and really anything to keep your hands busy. If you don't have something to do you can get a little restless and start to play with whatever's in reach until you either break it or become bored of it it and move on to something else. This also leads to you to occasionally start picking at your skin and nails until they bleed. A habit you're not proud of and are trying hard to stop.

Now would proably be a good time to mention the one who taught you to read the wind currants and ride them like you do. Your lusus. She's a normal sized griffin's vulture. Vulturemom's alright if a little overbaring at time and likes to tag along wherever you go unless you The only thing you don't like about her is her choice of food. As far as she's conserned the deader and smellier the better. As a result your hive and to a small extent you smell slightly of death, but you've grown used to it and tend not to notice unless someone points it out to you.

Your strife deck is a crossbow that you mostly use for hunting and your fetch modus is set to pattern. To get an item you have to complete a number pattern if you mess up the item gets locked down for up to a day depending on the importance of the item.

Your trolltag is gracefulGlider and you sbeak in normally thoujht out manner but when nervous or scared tend to ...kinda freeze ub ... or stob talkinj all tojether. You also have trouple with your b's and p's as well as your g's and j's.

**octopusOracle** · 09-25-2011, 11:53 PM

(hehe here we go :) I spent a lot of time editing her before I was finally happy. i may or not actually roleplay with her though, although i do want to. ALSO: this is a remake post so please replace that old link with this one :3 thanks)

Your name is EURYAL MUTAMA.

You are one of the SEA DWELLERS of your race. Your blood color is DEEP PURPLE. You are very proud of the fact you are a HIGHBLOOD. You have CURLY HAIR and one of your horns is a NUB, due to an incident with your LUSUS when you were younger. You are 6 sweeps old.

Your biggest interest is SCIENCE. Anything science. As such you like to spend your spare time observing the DYNAMICS OF THE UNIVERSE and creating SCIENTIFIC THEORIES. Your biggest dream would be to study ALIEN LIFEFORMS, but until then you like to study land creatures as you find them FASCINATING. You often perform ODD EXPIRIMENTS on these beings, and when you can, you experiment on kidnapped LAND DWELLERS as well.

You also enjoy PAINTING, although you are PRETTY TERRIBLE at it; because of this you are almost always covered in paint. Since you’re so MESSY, you rarely bother with the FANCY CLOTHES most sea dwellers wear, since they’ll just get stained anyways. You love FROLICKING AIMLESSLY and EXPLORING, and hate wearing SHOES. In fact, you seem to love anything involving DISCOVERY and CREATION.

You are OPTIMISTIC and TOO NICE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, which pisses of your MOIRAIL immensely. Because of your kindness your moirail has had to teach you how to FIGHT. In fact, you would PROBABLY BE DEAD by now if it weren’t for your RICH BLOOD and the fact that no other seadwellers live near you.

You live MUCH DEEPER underwater than most sea dwellers as you prefer to be ALONE so you can focus on your EXPIRIMENTS and CREATIONS. Since your eyes are so ACCUSTOMED to the dark water, you need special GLASSES whenever you go on land. Most days you swim up to the SHORE at least once to gather MATERIALS and potential test subjects.

You don’t have many FRIENDS, mainly because trolls on the shore near your hive have become WARY of the oddly sweet girl who takes trolls away with her. However you are UNAWARE of this fact and don’t quite understand why anyone would not want to be your TEST SUBJECT.

You are extremely DITSY and easily amused, and often seem to be very ALOOF. You like to wake up EARLY every evening to get the maximum amount of things done. You believe in OCCULT ESQUE things such as creatures of the PARANORMAL VARIETY that you insist have a basis in science.

You live in a TINY CASTLE in the middle of a rather large fish habitat. You like to FEED the fishes several times a day. Your lusus is a JELLYFISH, and you love her dearly. She is BIG ENOUGH that you can ride her around, which has been one of your favorite activities since you were a grub.

Your Strife Specibus is MOPKIND, mostly because you think they look like jellyfish. Your Sylladex is equipped with the DISCOVERY MODUS, meaning you can access anything in it at any time, but it can only ‘discover’ new things, and so cannot captchalougue the same thing twice.

You are a very CURIOUS girl, and tend to speak qu?te ?nqu?s?t?vely, often using var?ous express?ons that deta?l your horns ;8) Your trolltag is enticingInvertebrate.

(extra into:)

**Skvira** · 09-26-2011, 10:55 AM

Whoops why are you not here?

Be the delusional tinker

Your name is Dragun Vaziet, and you are not delusional! Steam powered technology is awesome! Anyway since you were a young wriggler you dreamed of joining the dreaded THINKSHOOTERS. A special unit of the alternian military tasked with eliminating undesirable persons. Those who know too much or say a lot and are deemed to polemical to be publicly culled fall into the thinkshooters. They also eliminate the enemies LEADERS using their dreaded LONG RANGE RIFLES. As such you have trained to use one since you were young. You are QUITE PROFICIENT sniping

However you also love an ancient time where the empress was HER VICTORIOUS CONDESCENSION. You admire her in secret. Because the current empress doesn’t appreciate trolls idolizing any other empress but her. For this reason you turned into other means of showing your admiration. Concretely you love how machines used to look. All bronze and cooper with the mechanism showing. You took to TINKERING to make your machines look like they were made back then but with a lot of cool additions. Some say it’s unpractical and lame but you ignore them. Your rifle was made by mixing your old standard rifle and some modifications you made. Like a multiple glass scopes and an old fashioned look. Your PDA, husktop and everything is also made to look old. You endlessdly TINKER with them until you PERFECT them

Your OUTFIT is also based on that era. Some people might tell you it’s ridiculous but you don’t really care. You use an old fashioned GLASS ZOOMING SYSTEM when you need to tinker with small pieces of clockwork. You are aware that BETTER ALTERNATIVES exist but none of them are as cool as yours

.
Your other interests include STRATEGY GAMING, SNIPING FEATHERBEASTS, DOING LITTLE SHIP MODELS and a movie called “IN WHICH A FEMALE BEFRIENDS A MYSTERIOUS MASKED CHARACTER WITH A SINGLE LETTER NAME AND SHE HELPS HIM TOPPLE AN OPPRESIVE GOVERNMENT. THE MYSTERIOUS CHARACTER CAPTURES HER AND TORTURES HER IN AN ATTEMPT TO ERASE HER FEARS AND MAKE HER FREE. IN THE END THE MASKED CHARACTER DIES BUT THE FEMALE CONTINUES HIS LEGACY AND BLOWS UP AN IMPORTANT BUILDING” Phew that was long

You tend to be a nice guy. You RESPECT the hemospectrum but you are not a hemoloyalist. You respect trolls above you and treat them accordingly and expect some respect from the trolls below you. However you won’t kill anyone that doesn’t show respect. All of this CHANGES if you feel you or any person close to you is in danger. If this happens the troll that’s endangering them or you becomes JUST A TARGET in your crosshairs, and you wouldn’t hesitate in shooting him or her. Something really EXTREME must happen for you to become like this.

Your lusus is a giant magpie. He has the annoying tendency of stealing your bright inventions and building a nest out of them. You don’t mind much because it gives you a good reason to tinker more

Your modus is CLOCKWORK MODUS. You must assemble a clockwork mechanism to get the item out of the card

Your trolltag is brassSharpeye and you speak Capitalizing the letters of Her ViCtorious CondesCension to show your admiration for her

TL;DR

**PriffyViole** · 09-26-2011, 03:15 PM

“IN WHICH A FEMALE BEFRIENDS A MYSTERIOUS MASKED CHARACTER WITH A SINGLE LETTER NAME AND SHE HELPS HIM TOPPLE AN OPPRESIVE GOVERNMENT. THE MYSTERIOUS CHARACTER CAPTURES HER AND TORTURES HER IN AN ATTEMPT TO ERASE HER FEARS AND MAKE HER FREE. IN THE END THE MASKED CHARACTER DIES BUT THE FEMALE CONTINUES HIS LEGACY AND BLOWS UP AN IMPORTANT BUILDING”

[offtopic]Yeah, that movie was cool.[/offtopic]

**ascendingAcrobatic** · 09-27-2011, 05:30 PM

==> Be the blind lowblood

Pretty Vague, Sister.

==> Be the Peasant blind lowblood

That's even worse.

==> Be the blind Acrobat lowblood

Ah. Much better.

Your name is SIERNE TAPGAFF and you are 7.85 SWEEPS OLD.

Around your colorful, rope-laden room, one can point out your many INTERESTS. You have a passion for CIRCUSES and TIGHTROPES. So much so that you’ve even taken up a hobby of USING THE COLORFUL ROPES AROUND YOUR ROOM AS A MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION THROUGH YOUR HIVE. You like to use your hands to MAKE THINGS, usually turning out VERY BRIGHT AND EYECATCHING. These of which help you navigate the OTHERWISE PITCH BLACK place, due to your BAD EYESIGHT. Being a of the LOWEST blood on the hemospectrum, you lead a HUMBLE EXISTANCE, attempting to stay to yourself. Your strife secibus would be YO-YOKIND, though you like PLAYING WITH THEM FOR FUN ANYWAY, since they have REALLY COOL LIGHTS ON THEM. You operate with a LASSO FETCH MODUS and the thing's pretty difficult to use if one doesn't have a hang of it. Luckliy, YOU HAVE A GOOD ENOUGH UNDERSTANDING OF IT TO NOT LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.

Your lusus is a LARGE, ORNERY GRIZZLY BEAR that is EXTREMELY PROTECTIVE OF YOU FOR SOME REASON, as she RARELY LETS YOU OUTSIDE OF THE HIVE, despite your age, making you a VERY SHELTERED troll. Usuually you LOVE her hugs, but not when she's trying to CRUSH YOUR TROLL RIBS.

You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, or at least the ones that BOTHER TO ASSOCIATE WITH YOU. You have heard about the new beta client called TROLLIAN, but you still PREFER TO KEEP USING PESTERCHUM. Your trolltag is ascendingAcrobatic and you speak in a manner that is ^iry ^nd quiet, l^cking much t^alk of upsetting f^ctors or indic^tors of speech.

**Thunder Reign** · 09-27-2011, 08:40 PM

HUMAN CIRCUSES

Trolls don't know what humans are, at least while they're on Alternia.

**ascendingAcrobatic** · 09-28-2011, 03:04 AM

Originally Posted by Thunder Reign

HUMAN CIRCUSES

Trolls don't know what humans are, at least while they're on Alternia.

ah, thanks, I knew /something/ might have been off about him, information wise. thank you.

**apatheticDaydreamer** · 09-28-2011, 05:20 AM

Your name is Isycha Siopin, and you are a bit of a pushover. You long for an extremely calm life, where you're free to do whatever the hell you want to do. You're pretty much a doormat for any hemoloyal highblood that decides to come your way. It's not that you really care where they are on the Hemospectrum, you just don't give a shit. Fuck bitches, get caegars. You have no problems and you don't want any.

Putting your laziness aside, do you have any hobbies? Of course you do! You are a journalist. Practicing the literary arts is practically the only thing you're actually good at doing. The hivestem you and your woodpecker reside in is cluttered with various articles and many photographs you've taken. Journalism is the only thing that you get off your lackadaisical ass to do. You aspire to one day get a nice, cozy job at some mediocre newspaper. One that's not too big and not too small. But fuck it, you're a redblood. You'll probably get an extremely lame position in the fleet. Oh, that's another thing about you. You're a bit of a pessimist. You absolutely always think of the worst possible scenario. This also leads you to be a bit paranoid and you often lock yourself in your respiteblock for a few days just to make sure you won't die. It's not exactly an irrational fear when you're surrounded by psycho trolls in the middle of a poor district.

Your hivestem is located in a slum with many thieves, psychos, you name it. Perhaps you could have moved to a better area after you burnt your hive down. Quality hivestems are hard to come by when you're a lowblood. You struggle with paying your bills, often living paycheck to small paycheck every month. Or the troll equivalent of a month, that is. You often have to resort to your own thieving if things get too rough. But hey, when you need to shank a bitch, you need to shank a bitch. You will give all of these fuckers a piece of your mind. And many stabs. You will give them all of the stabs.

Your trolltag is taciturnAficionado and you uh show off your symbol ʌʌʌʌs much ʌʌʌʌs you cʌʌʌʌn,,,,

tl;dr

**fractalWizard** · 09-28-2011, 12:56 PM

> Be this scaredycat little grub

That's... not very nice...

>Be the Little Seadweller

((That was my first AB sprite, help would be 'preciated!)

You are now MIACAL CHACOL, and you are now 3 sweeps old. You are not the brave type, and for good reasons. The world is a scary, scary place, especially for a little troll like you. It doesnt help that your ANGLERFISH LUSUS tells you scary stories all the time and you live in a DEEPSEA CAVERN. Monsters are all around there, and they want to eat you.

You do like to DRAW, and always carry around crayons and paper. You also like to fish for tiny fish, as your lusus taught you to. It stressed fishing alot. And then told you scary stories. Eep. You also like to play CHECKERS. Its a nice, safe sport in your opinion.

You are of very high blood color so you could pull royalty to BULLIES, but you really dont feel that confident. You are not only small because of your age, but you are also small FOR your age. Your fetch modus is KEYPAD, where each item is given a special 3-number code. Your strife specibus is FISHINGRODkind.

Your trolltag is aquaticArtist and You... are really quite... nervous... and scared...

**PriffyViole** · 09-29-2011, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by ascendingAcrobatic

Originally Posted by Thunder Reign

HUMAN CIRCUSES

Trolls don't know what humans are, at least while they're on Alternia.

ah, thanks, I knew /something/ might have been off about him, information wise. thank you.

He looks...rather girlish, to say the least.

**Marsupial** · 09-29-2011, 07:29 PM

==> Be the mischievous goat chick

Your name is SATYRI KRONOS, and you are brilliant mastermind in the art of TRICKS. You LOVE PLAYING PRANKS and performing magic tricks; it allows you to escape reality for a short while. Despite what others say, you insist that MAGIC IS REAL. You take an interest in black magic, but do little more than read about it. You PREFER THE FUN MAGIC -- pulling white hopbeasts from hats, turning dirt into roses, etc. You have a TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR, however, and end up causing more harm than good. Oh well, YOU think it's funny.

You love living life to the fullest, and you typically don't have a CARE IN THE WORLD. You have a very addictive personality; you get HOOKED on something and simply DON'T CARE as you destroy yourself (you swear, you only tried sopor slime ONCE). You tend to SPEAK BEFORE YOU THINK, which leads you to make a lot of unintentional enemies. However, you are very LOYAL and WITTY. Your favorite jokes are usually puns. You love puns. YOU LOVE PUNS. You love puns so much, you made your modus the VERY PUNNY MODUS -- in order to get the item you want, you have to make a clever pun about it.

When it comes to quadrants, you were BORN TO BLACKROM, baby. Er, hatched. You just can't get enough kismesises. Seriously, you're drowning in all these caliginous feelings. It's not like you even try, either; your malicious sense of humor paired with your excitable nature just TURN OFF many trolls from any possible flushed and/or pale relationships. When you do manage to score a flushed/pale relationship, YOU'RE THERE FOR LIFE. You tend to be LOYAL TO A FAULT, and will stay with a relationship no matter how destructive. Damn, you need a moirail.

Although you are usually docile, you don't mind FIGHTING. Your strife specibus is SCYTHEKIND, akin to your ancestor (but you'll talk about her later). You are quite SHORT, so your strength is not quite up to par with most of the troll population. However, you are VERY QUICK on your feet and have an ability to see all around you, even behind you. You like to joke you have eyes in the back of your head, but really you just have a stupid looking eye.

==> Brush dat hair outta yo face, gurl.

You don't necessarily take pride in your VISION 280-FOLD eye, but without it you probably would have been culled a long time ago. Besides its GLARING FLAW of a blind spot, it looks pretty freaky so you don't show it off all that often. You don't want your weird eye to take away from your TRULY CHORTLE-WORTHY SHENANIGANS, so you usually obscure that part of your face with your bangs. Your lusus scolds you endlessly for covering up your eye and fusses to get you some barrettes.

Your lusus is a large bipedal bleatbeast named BAAVRE, but you just call her GOATMOM. You love your Goatmom, but she's a bit FUSSY. She highly disapproves of your HILARIOUS HIJINKS and makes it very clear that you should act like the 6.8 SWEEP OLD troll you are, not some god-damn wriggling grub. You love each other very much though, and try not to piss each other off too much. But you swear, if she gets near you with those damn barrettes....

You live with your lusus in a CRAPPY ASS COTTAGE HIVE in the middle of a forest. You appreciate the silent majesty of the forest, but you regret having NO NEIGHBORS FOR MILES. It gets rather boring talking to trees and Goatmom all the time. In your spare time alone when you don't walk to the faraway city, you like to HUNT. Antlerbeasts strike your fancy; you've killed so many of them for their meat, you've started to make clothes from their fur. Usually, you sport FURRY ANTLERBEAST GLOVES and SHOES. You dabble in GARDENING, but you only like to grow plants so you can cut them down with your scythe. You like destroying them, after weeks of meticulous care. It makes you THINK DEEP, MAN.

On the topic of fashion accessories, you always wear your TRUSTY BANDANNA around your neck. Always. Your Trusty Bandanna is the same color as your blood, a RICH GREEN. You have NEVER BEEN TOO INTERESTED in the HEMOSPECTRUM, as you have met far nicer maroon-bloods than violet-bloods. It only gives trolls a reason to be stuck up about something they had no control over. Frankly, IT GRINDS YOUR GEARS.

Like your ancestor, you train to be one of the prestigious FELONKEEPERS. Well, uh, not quite prestigious. Due to the greenblooded trolls' most BALANCED physical strength and psychic strength/resistance of the hemospectrum, occupations of that kind are fairly common for a greenblood to pursuit. You'll still try your best, because you believe strongly in CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. If you do the crime, you get to do the time, buddy!!

Your ancestor was CAVALIER CAPRINAE ABBADDON, and you IDOL her. She served as one of the many greenblooded FELONKEEPERS to those awaiting trial and impending execution for heinous crimes against her Imperial Condescension. After countless sweeps of guarding the same prisoners and with no signs of anything about to change, she grew to RESENT his Honorable Tyranny and the rest of the jury system. Determined to fix the situation herself, she adopted the title THE HARROWER and would quietly cull whomever she saw guilty. Eventually, Caprinae went mad with the power she had achieved as the Grim Reaper-esque figure she evolved into. Her precise, silent cullings became sloppy and errant. She was ultimately caught mid-slaughter and put to death by the very justice system she had seen unfit. All you have of her POSSESSIONS is a VERY SHORT DIARY, scrawled with near-illegible notes and victim logs, and The Harrower's scythe, THE PALE HORSE. You don't use the Pale Horse out of respect for her memory (LIES, her scythe is taller than you are and therefore unusable).

Your trolltag is pierrotVigilante and you tend to blea-a-at your a-a-a's, much to your disma-a-ay~!

TL;DR

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**Poptart** · 09-30-2011, 12:21 AM

> Be the egoistic nerd.

Okay, you'll do that, although you don't necessarily agree that you are egoistic or a nerd!
Your name is AVERIN TAHUTI. You are five and a half sweeps old, and you are really freaking smart.

Or at least you think so! You spend the majority of your time READING. You'll read anything, troll sci-fi, troll poetry, even troll romance. But your greatest interest lies in ALTERNIAN HISTORY and the epic tales of conquest by your species. You are so learned in this that you would wager to say you may be one of the smartest trolls on Alternia! Yeah!

Another of your interests is WRITING, and you write FAN FICTION. You believe that it is an awesome hobby, and that your fanfics are the greatest ever, but in reality they're TERRIBLE. No one you've shared them with has been impolite enough to point this out yet, though.

You tend to stay away from your LUSUS, who is a rather frightening hybrid of wingedbeast and purrbeast. He just zips around like nobody's business, just when you least expect it, BAM. This often results in STRIFE, and, speaking of which, you use a NETGUNKIND strife specibus, which isn't very useful for fighting and often just gets things tangled... but this is ok because you don't like fighting much anyway! So, to avoid looking weak you have changed your trolltag, and now it is more menacing although you are somewhat uncomfortable using it.

You are a yellowblood, as is obvious, and you love your color even though it puts you on the lower end of the hemospectrum. In fact, you have painted your walls bright yellow (it is also probably worth noting that you do not get much sleep). In spite of your caste usually being susceptible to some sort of psychic ability, you have no apparent power! Such a bummer.

You are ordinarily a very happy-go-lucky and easygoing troll, friendly towards almost everyone. You tend to get very awkward very fast, though, without your moirail to guide you and more often than not will say things that you regret because you are EXTREMELY IMPULSIVE. Sensitivity is another one of your problems; it seems that you can't take so much as one little insult without getting rather volatile. Anger comes quickly and the block button, quicker.

Your trolltag is homocidallyGifted and you usually type fairly normally, with almost perfect grammar, buT WHEn you GET EXCITED, WhicH Is easily, YOU HAVE a hard time KEeping your voice DowN... you also are prone to using lots of smilies. ):3 but hey, it makes you look cool, right??? );D

tl;dr I suppose

**Hresvelgr** · 10-01-2011, 02:34 AM

Your name is TORNIS BEDLAM and you are SEVEN AND A HALF SOLAR SWEEPS OLD. You have a lot of INTERESTS, but your main interest is being FIRST in pretty much everything. You like to WIN, you like to LEAD, you like to TRY NEW THINGS. You are AMBITIOUS and want to be FIRST in risky situations just as much as safe ones. You might be considered BRAVE if you weren't so convinced that you are INCAPABLE OF FAILURE.

You consider yourself a REBEL. You are actually pretty cool with the HEMOSPECTRUM most of the time, except for the part where YOU'RE NOT ON TOP OF IT. You dislike it when SEADWELLERS think they're better than you. Of course, it's pretty normal for a land dweller to hate the seadwellers, but you call it REBELLIOUS anyways.

You like being CONTRARY and if you can't think of anything new to say, you are willing to STEAL SOMEONE ELSE'S IDEA. You like PARADOXES and OXYMORONS, and enjoy thinking of IMPOSSIBLE THINGS to try an convince other trolls to do. You'll even try some yourself, if it might make you STAND OUT.

You are also both OVERLY AMBITIOUS and JEALOUS, which leads you into a lot of situations you might not be well equipped to handle. You are AGGRESSIVE and not afraid to DESTROY THINGS if they're better than the things you have. However, you can be pretty easily calmed with EGO STROKING.

You don't have much faith in guessing the future and you tend to RUSH RIGHT INTO THINGS, because you think that even the smallest event can turn into something huge. So, you like to try and start CHAIN REACTIONS by spreading RUMORS, and if there is any GOSSIP going around you want to be the FIRST to know. You love to be the INSTIGATOR of DRAMA and FIGHTING. If you could start your very own WAR, you'd be very proud.

You live in your VERY TALL TOWER HIVE with your LUSUS, a VULTURE that nests on top. You like to CONTINUE BUILDING your hive, even though it'll probably fall over some day if it gets too much taller. You DON'T REALLY THINK ABOUT THAT. You just want the TALLEST ONE.

Your trolltag is chaoticPattern and you consider yourself the FIRST member of the rebel e1337.

tl;dr

**echoingGnasher** · 10-01-2011, 04:30 PM

======> Be the bitey troll.

(spoiler'd for ecksbawks hueg)

[Sprite by the lovely Julia! :3]

Your name is BALANI KUNGOT and you are ALMOST 7 SWEEPS OLD.

You tend to BITE THINGS with your SHARP ROWS OF TEETH. You take pride in them, and cry when even one BREAKS, despite the one behind it taking its place shortly. You aspire to be a CULLERASER one day, the proud group of trolls that erases others from existence, so that you can BITE TROLLS with WILD ABANDON. You have long since lost your sense of TASTE from the aforementioned teeth scraping your TASTE BUDS off. As a result, you will eat NEARLY ANYTHING. Your LUSUS is a SHARK, with teeth almost exactly like yours and a much fiercer disposition. However, you and she are quite DISTANT, as she is always off doing fun things in the water, and you, being a landdweller, cannot swim out very far or you risk DROWNING. You are not shy to admit you are JEALOUS OF HER, because you LOVE TO SWIM. Some of your HOBBIES include SWIMMING, BITING THINGS, and playing with your moirail!

You and your moirail LEPIOS PENTIS are very close. He is the one that pacifies your BITEY TENDENCIES and keeps you safe. You care for him very much! You constantly thank him for being your friend, since he is so much higher on the hemospectrum than you. He is SOOOOO SMART OH MY GOODNESS. You don't know what you'd do if he ever DIED or something. You sometimes think you might even feel RED for him! But you could never tell him. That would be much too embarrassing!!

You are kind of strange! You love to swim, but you're a landdweller. You also really like the color PINK for some reason, so you display it as your color. You're actually really concerned about this, and want to find some answers. You've tried looking up your ANCESTOR, but the only things that catch your eye are PINK SCRIBBLES and BITE MARKS. The hemospectrum means a lot to you! You tend to keep away from highbloods.

Your modus is TERRITORY. You like it, because it makes you have to MARK THINGS to establish them as yours. Only then can you use them! Predictably, a lot of your favorite things have BITE MARKS in them. You have a SHARKTOOTH SPEAR you found washed up on the beach one day, so when you're not using jawkind, you use the spearkind specibus. Strangely, your spear also had bite marks on it when you found it! You wonder whose it could have been.

Your trolltag is echoingGnasher and >>>You like to make Your words BITE with SHARP TEETH and EMPHASIS!!<<<

tl;dr

**Fexxos Vyront** · 10-02-2011, 07:59 AM

> Be the swimmer
Sur-. What-v-r.

Your name is VALLIX TRESPE and you are 7 sweeps old. You love to SWIM, and FREE RUN, an activity you USED TO PARTICIPATE IN WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND and SECRET FLUSH CRUSH, who is now DECEASED. You know this for a fact, because you FOUND THE BODY yourself.

The day you found his body you went up to your usual diving spot above the water and DIVED IN FOR ONE LAST SWIM. It was very, very cold and meaningless. When you got back to shore, SOMEONE was waiting for you. He had a gun and TRIED TO KILL YOU, but you ran away. After you found out that SOMEONE WANTED YOU DEAD, you went ANONYMOUS and moved, several times. You're still not entirely certain that YOU ARE COMPLETELY SAFE.

You have been known to be a GOOD MEDIATOR between two parties who need problems resolved WITHOUT KILLING EACH OTHER: Friends in an argument, Quarreling red quadrants, jealous black quadrants, the occasional civil buisnesstroll who wants business matters solved civilly. That kind of thing. You usually do this for money, but you occasionally solve problems without even being asked to.

You currently live in a HIVESTEM at the edge of a city. It's not the BEST living arrangements, but it's living arrangements nonetheless. YOUR LUSUS was KILLED, but before then HE TAUGHT YOU A LOT about living for today, BECAUSE YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE A TOMORROW, especially on Alternia.

Your strife specibus is set to PENKIND. This was mostly an accident, since you were in a fight and were holding a pen. You haven't gotten around to changing it yet. Your Fetch Modus is set to TRIVIA. In order to retrieve an item, you have to answer a question about the item, usually pertaining to you and how you got it, or what its importance is to you.

Your trolltag is mediatingSwimmer and you sp--k in a dull, n-utral ton-.

**Katrika** · 10-02-2011, 08:06 PM

> Be the nature lover

Your name is GAVIAL CRYKEI, and by god you just love nature. Especially the parts of it that others call INSANELY DANGEROUS MONSTERS and you call LOVABLE ROGUES. After all, your lusus is a 20 FOOT LONG SALTWATER CROCODILE, and he’s just a big old teddy bear deep down! A big old shark eating, ship sinking, territorial teddy bear. Sometimes he makes you wrestle him for food, but you know he’s just MESSING AROUND.

Your favorite hobby is a form of catch-and-release hunting, and to aid with this your strife specibus is set to RIFLEKIND. You use it kind of UNCONVENTIONALLY. The only two rifles you own are a netgun and a tranq gun, and you only use that last one when the prey gets a mite too frisky. You don’t take love taps and playful nips personally, of course, but sometimes they forget you’re not as strong as them! That’s how you got your scars (but you don’t mind one lick!)

When you’ve managed to subdue a beautiful specimen, you take a picture of it and let it go. You could never bring yourself to harm anything so majestic as a SHARK, or a KRAKEN, or a KILLER WHALE, or a HI- oh god. Not the HIPPOS. When you were a young wiggler of 2 or 3 sweeps old, you decided to try to capture a baby hippopotamus, and you still get nightmares sometimes. They’re the only animal you consider PURE EVIL. No, you’d much rather pet VAMPIRE BATS and stalk GIANT SPIDERS then go anywhere near a hippo.

Although you are a seadweller, you live in a large SWAMP on the shore, of which your lusus considers himself the undisputed ruler. There’s lots of places to explore and trees to climb, two of your other hobbies. After all, a WREZOOLOGIST needs to know how to navigate stealthily in difficult habitations! That’s half the challenge! Or half the fun, or…however that saying goes. You’re never found anywhere without your trusty camera/modus, and fancy yourself an amature videographer as you make your ‘documentaries’. It’s only until you get someone to HOLD THE CAMERA, of course.

When around others, you often try to act more serious and somber then you really are, and older then your 6 SWEEPS of age. But sooner or later, your BUBBLING ENTHUSIASM and LOVE OF DANGER bursts to the surface. OH WELL.

Your trolltag is crocodilianGrappler and (you narrate your expliots in a way that attempts to be serious) UNLESS YOU GET EXCITED!!

**Blank** · 10-03-2011, 04:09 PM

>Be the fishy art dealer

Your name is STRAVO KEYSER and you are an eight sweeps old seadweller.

Your monstrous PENGUIN lusus would never appreciate your obvious intelligence or greatness, never be impressed with the skill you showed at chess as a wiggler. You were very distraught when he got killed, enough that you had his head stuffed and mounted in your PRIVATE ISLAND hive located far out to sea. You regularly monologue to him about your ACHIEVEMENTS and CUNNING PLANS but the bastard remains silent giving you an UNIMPRESSED glance down his beak.

You consider yourself very intelligent with a refined taste in FINE ART AND MOVIES and feel the need to show this off. You know the difference a slight change in just one sentence of the titles of two otherwise similar movies can make. You go out of your way to correct people for liking a more popular work over an objectively superior though more obscure work. However you feel that your helpful opinions and superior intellect constantly goes UNAPRECIATED while other people find it grating outside our select circle of film snobs. You also happen to play chess.

Canekind is your strife specibus. You wield a special EXTENDIBLE CANE which you use to poke land dwellers if they get too close to you. All land dwellers are equally inferior to you but you don't feel the need to constantly state this; you feel it should be self evident from the SOPHISTICATED way you act. Should any be so uncouth as to actually attack you, you would most probably plot to take elaborate revenge

You are also a LEGITIMATE ART DEALER providing your aristocratic connections fine paintings and the like. Well this is actually a front. You set your aims higher, hatching NEFARIOUS SCHMES to heist items of EXCEPTIONAL VALUE or pull GREAT CONS and other such CAPERS. With such prises swiped from under unknowing noses everyone will be forced to acknowledge your genius, especially your lusus. The newspapers have taken to calling you the KING FISHER, a droll name you despise almost enough to phone in a reveal your real name. While right now its just you and a few unwitting stooges, someday you think your operation will grow to a full sized intergalactic crime syndicate and everyone will know the name Stravo Keyser.

Your trolltag is lobsterKingfin and You tálk with whát you think is á rrefined áccent

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