TROLLSLUM CAFE XIX: Now Shipping

[Captain Whosit]

I hate you all.

Special Notice to Players, New and Old Alike!

Please be considerate of others when joining conversations! If two or more characters are already in a scene together, think twice before interrupting! It's rude to do that in real life, and it's rude to do that in RP, too!

Also, use your best judgment if you're gonna start any Strife. Try to play nice, play fair, and don't be Over-Powered or do anything Godmodey, 'kay? Thanks!

And Now Back to our Regular Opening (I'd update it but I am lazy right now. And in a hurry.)

Alright, I would just like to start out with a little message. I would like to remind everyone of the big bolded stuff at the bottom of this post. I know that trolls, and some of the other creatures that have been appearing, can tend to be rather rowdy, but I have become a bit concerned lately that it sometimes gets out of hand. I just want to remind everyone that the intent of the Cafe is to be a place to get some free-form, social RP going. Obviously, some rough-housing will be inevitable, but please avoid using characters who are likely to provoke hostile responses by their very nature. I would like the general emphasis to be on social interaction, rather than anti-social interaction.

I do not want to be a cop, but I do want to make sure that this thread is an inviting place for everyone. So, please, do have a good time, but try not to go overboard. I would like the Cafe to be as inviting to new players as possible.

Every where you go, there's places like this; a comfortable place, dimly lit, with coffee and couches and books on the shelves and free wifi and, I don't know, a soup of the day. After the sun comes up they put up the shutters and sell alcohol. It's homey, unless your homelife involves caves and monsters that eat people, which it probablv does, because you're a troll.

It's a good place to have a seat and a cup of coffee, and make a friend, which in your language is the same word as enemy, because... you're a troll.

((And if you are maybe a human, which is a thing that doesn't exist, in another univere pretending to be a troll, maybe this is a good place to roleplay in a casual, social, variably canon setting or try out a new character. Please don't poke the setting too hard and please don't go on any murderous rampages. Honk.

EDIT: Feel free to NPC service when you order something, I can't watch this all the time or reply to every comment. For that matter feel free to assume your troll works here and fill someone's order if you want.

EDIT2: OKAY GUESS WE NEED SOME RULES AFTER ALL.

This is really intended to be a loose social setting for people to fool around and chat and try new characters. It is a not great place for a big brawl in the middle of the room that everyone pretty much has to react to. If you are playing a character who is inevitably going to try and hurt people and provoke this kind of thing, you should really think long and hard about bringing them in here for that reason. If a fight comes up in the course of RP, please take it ''outside' instead of disrupting the whole room. It being in the thread is fine, but it should be set somewhere where new people or people who don't want to be involved can ignore it, please. ))

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[Ocfos]

And then, Azuria springs up.



Wh-What--Happened?-->

[MostlyHarmless]

QUICKLY! MITRAH BACK MR. SNUFFLES UP WITH YOUR MITRAH MISSLE! She Launches her most powerful attack...which basically consists of launching herself through the air into a full on tackle hug. Will it hit? Will IT...HIT?! OR WILL THE EVIL RED JACKET (Teddie) DODGE?!

Actually...you know what. She pauses...then frowns.

Sevaka! Lets withdraw! He is too powerful!

Sevaka rides away on her noble steed.

[FlyingFrogSlash]

Actually...you know what. She pauses...then frowns.

Sevaka! Lets withdraw! He is too powerful!

[Cliff_Racer]

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Now--YhaY--Was--A--MyYake-->

Spear, Y blades.
CombaY mode is go.

"watch out chick thisss robot wantsss you dead."

And with those fightin' words, Sigfried lashes at the robot's spear. With any luck, the blades at the end of the whip will cut it, or make an anchor for it to wrap around.

He raises his bracer for defense

[Paul]

-u-m->
-b-r-b->

Zagaya runs over to Azuria.

-h-e-y--a-r-e--y-o-u--a-l-r-i-g-h-t->

[KawaiiMelon]

A new cafe already? I swear I just found out about the last one.

HOnk.

[scintillatingMoniker]

Oh--Good,--She's--Awake-->
Yhanks--Guys--You're--A--Real--Help-->
--JusY--Hold--SYyll,--Faker,--y'll--Make--yY--Quyck-->

Mechazurya stomps towards the "faker", spear dragging along the floor until Sigfried's whip wraps around it.

Oh--For--Fuck's--Sake-->

[AppleTree]

((Captain Whosit, you are awesome.))

Malae saunters in the cafe. Boy she could use a drink or some conversation..or hey! maybe a little of both!



Hey anyone wanna chaT? I'll buy drinks!!

Boy, she's getting good at this whole confidence thing..

[Captain Whosit]

Oh, Azuria is back... and she's still alive. That's good. Salom let's Zagaya run off. (Wait, did he actually say "b r b?") He can probably take care of that. Salom, meanwhile, quietly slinks out of the Cafe. He hopes that he's not being too rude again, but it's been about all that his nerves could take.

((Thanks? I mean... YES I AM!))

[Temperencia]

((oh fuck busy))



.:..Plεiзasεiз pardon mεiз, I must tεiзnd somεiзthing important. Sayanora, Sεiзbastian:.

Paradi quickly stands up, and walks out.

[Cliff_Racer]

Sigfried yanks at the spear and hops off the table, getting his mummy legs in a tangle with hers. He then attempts to knock the robot to the ground.

[SumiumOxide]

WELL. 4ZURI4. THIS. ROBOT. SEEMS. TO. W4NT. YOU. FOR. SOME. RE4SON. SO. EITHER. HELP. DESTROY. IT. OR. GET. TO. 4. S4FE. 9L4CE.

Erisal pulls her discs out of her strife specibus, and body-slams the robot while it's off guard.

[scintillatingMoniker]

Mechazurya, being a robot, is hard to knock over.

Of course being body-slammed by two people at once is a lot of force and she's knocked to the ground.

FOR.FUCK'S.SAKE.-->

It pulls itself up and throws the pair off, then continues stomping towards Azuria, sharpening her Y-blades on eachother.

[bladedProcurator]

Well. Today could have ended better.

Foderi mused over this wishful thinking, while downing a drink. Hopefully whatever power or god or ancestor or lusus watching over him would make it melt his think pan. That would be a nice change of pace. Damn highbloods. He sighed, putting two fingertips to his face. He turned towards the orange blood that just waltzed in. Drinks? Yes, yes, drinks are a good idea right now.

"Hey, orange-blood, take a seat. No need to buy. But the chatting and the drinking. Especially the drinking. Let's do that."

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

S-Sur3. S33 you, Paradi. And then she was gone, leaving Teddie to his meal.

Mission...Failure?

[KawaiiMelon]

((Captain Whosit, you are awesome.))

Malae saunters in the cafe. Boy she could use a drink or some conversation..or hey! maybe a little of both!



Hey anyone wanna chaT? I'll buy drinks!!

Boy, she's getting good at this whole confidence thing..

Look at this poor girl. Bribing her way to a friend.

I don't want a drink, but I'll be your fri-

FAygO PleASe :o)

[Paul]

-s-e-e--n-o-w--w-e--h-a-v-e--t-r-o-u-b-l-e->

Zagaya now blocks Mechazurya's progress, spear in hand.

[Ocfos]

Azuria rubs her head.



The--Last--Thing--I--Remember--Is--Pissing--Narwid--Øff--With--Being--Smug--Then-->
Then--Everything--Went--Black-->

She then begins to feel her pockets.

Fuck--Where--Is--My--Badge?!-->

And then Zagaya.

Wh-what--Are--Yøu--Ðøing--Here?-->

And then Mechazuria.

--What?!-->

[Cliff_Racer]

Sigfried hooks his hand around, the end of the whip reaching up to the robot's... throat area? His aim is a little off after being knocked to the floor, but it's a try. Getting up's gonna be hard.

[AppleTree]

Well. Today could have ended better.

Foderi mused over this wishful thinking, while downing a drink. Hopefully whatever power or god or ancestor or lusus watching over him would make it melt his think pan. That would be a nice change of pace. Damn highbloods. He sighed, putting two fingertips to his face. He turned towards the orange blood that just waltzed in. Drinks? Yes, yes, drinks are a good idea right now.

"Hey, orange-blood, take a seat. No need to buy. But the chatting and the drinking. Especially the drinking. Let's do that."

Sweeet. Someone to chat with. Tonight is starting out on a good note. She head over to a booth, sits down, and pulls out some rum.

Wonderful! I'm Malae, by the way. Malae KalisT. IT's nice to meeT You!

She then gestures the other troll over who took up on her offer for drinks, and hands over some Faygo.
Hi! nice to meeT you Too!

[Pootporri]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Of course, Aerosa is only screaming on the inside. On the outside, she's just kind of paralyzed with fear and sweating up a storm. The Atlantic OCEAN can't top how much she's sweating right now. And shaking. Shaking, that you can't visibly see because PP can't be assed to make a .gif. Frankly, Aerosa doesn't give a shit that Corakus wasn't here to cause any harm, because in her mind, he was doing AAAAALLLLL of the harm. AAAAALLLL of it!

She reaches to the paperbag on the table, and then brings it up to her mouth. Slowly, but surely. Then, she sits there in half silence, breathing into a paper bag and generally looking very, very silly.

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<YOV C^N BE NOT ^NNOYING? OH YE^H, HIGHLY. FVCKING. DOVBT. IT. YOVR PRESENCE IS ^NNOYING, ^ND EVERY TIME I LOOK ^T THE LITTLE MEMENTO YOV LEFT ON MY STOM^CH, (^FTER I'M DONE PISSING VVRONG FOR ^ VVEEK), I'LL GO, OH HEY, TH^T'S FVCKING ^NNOYING. REMINDS ME OF TH^T ^NNOYING GIRL TH^T FVCKING ST^BBED ME. BVT HEY, IT'S VVORTH ^ SHOT RIGHT, EVEN THOVGH THE SHOT IS FVCKING FVTILE ^S SHIT, VVORTH ^ SHOT. TH^NK YOV FOR NOT TRYING TO BE ^NNOYING ^ND F^ILING FVCKING TREMENDOVSLY.>

<VGH.>

He goes and has a seat as well. Except, it's on the floor. And there's a small puddle of blood beneath him, but whatever. That really was nothing new, in all honesty. He'd probably pass out later, when PP sees that they've gotten a NICE CONVERSATION in.

<VVH^T THE FVCK IS YOVR DE^L.>

No elaboration. Just strained insults.

[SumiumOxide]

Erisal is quick to bring herself to her feet, and just as quick to lunge forward. The disc in her right hand whirs with energy as she brings it across the bot's back in a cutting motion.

[FlyingFrogSlash]

Mitrah Quickly Retreats, and Dashes off towards the bar THE SECRET BASE

[bladedProcurator]

Well. Today could have ended better.

Foderi mused over this wishful thinking, while downing a drink. Hopefully whatever power or god or ancestor or lusus watching over him would make it melt his think pan. That would be a nice change of pace. Damn highbloods. He sighed, putting two fingertips to his face. He turned towards the orange blood that just waltzed in. Drinks? Yes, yes, drinks are a good idea right now.

"Hey, orange-blood, take a seat. No need to buy. But the chatting and the drinking. Especially the drinking. Let's do that."

Sweeet. Someone to chat with. Tonight is starting out on a good note. She head over to a booth, sits down, and pulls out some rum.

Wonderful! I'm Malae, b the way. Malae KalisT. IT's nice to meeT You!

Foderi took another swig of whatever he was drinking, making a face at it as he did so.

"Foderi. Foderi Aequit. Legislacerator. Neophyte. Having the worst fucking day ever. Hoping I can drown in whatever this is. I guess it's nice to meet you. It's the best part of the day, so yeah, yeah I guess it's nice."