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[Cliff_Racer]

"umm..."

Alexes motions at the paper.

[vitalPlasmid]

H e l l o ?

[Cliff_Racer]

Hm.

"it's saccparimePypoxia, sir..."

Wow, you really butchered the pronunciation.

[Rai-CH]

Abioye looks around the room. Yep, there's no one of interest to talk to.
He finishes his coffee and brings out a book to read. It's "The Complete Works of Troll Oscar Wilde" because he totally doesn't fanboy over him. Not at all.

[MeiMei]

"Master! The mutilated sea-dweller I spotted yesterday has made another appearance-"

"Rally, shut up!" Jules slunk down as far as possible in his seat, damning his blood.

[scintillatingMoniker]

Despite the fact that Abioye is here and Harpox shenanigans would be very entertaining, I love Loxenk's new sprites too much to use anything but them.



He enters the cafe and finds a nice shy spot to avoid everyone.

[Rai-CH]

"What."
Abioye puts down his book and glances around the room. It's the same voice that he heard from yesterday, but he still has no idea who it is.
"Whoever said that better show themselves right now."
He brings out his cane in an attempt to look as threatening as possible. Never mind the fact that it is impossible for Abioye to ever be slightly intimidating.

[MeiMei]

"Uhhh...." Jules timidly sits back up, shivering to keep from accidentally blushing or sweating and giving away his blood color, looking down as if to check to make sure the blue omega symbol didn't fall off his shirt.

"Uh, technically I, like, said it but, like, I didn't say it, like, myself..." Jules you sound stupid. Haha you're gonna get whacked by a cane hopefully.

[subtleChaotician]

Whats this, a fellow yellowblood trying to be shy and inconspicuous?
This wont do at all.
Quinir moves to join this new troll in his shy hiding spot.

hi there!
hows it going?
And then some crazy purpleblood yells out at no one? [[Damn you ninjas!]]
what do you think is up with that guy?

[scintillatingMoniker]

o-oh, hello...
uhm.. I don't knov..

[Rai-CH]

Oh hey look, it's the culprit. And a blueblood? How odd, and very un-blueblood like.
He walks up to Jules.
"What are you talken about. You can't say somethen, but then say that you didn't say it. You're maken no sense at all."
Abioye you are talking to a blueblood where are your manners. Luckily, he remembers that he is capable of being polite to highbloods.
"...
My apologies, Miss. I shouldn't have gone off at you like that. May I ask for your name?"
Sweet save right there.

[Katrika]

Selini enters the cafe, book under her arm, grinning. This looks like a nice quiet place to read!

[subtleChaotician]

oh i guess those highbloods have sorted themselves out
but hows it going?
i dont remember seeing many other amazing yellowbloods around here

[MeiMei]

.... Immedietaly Jules starts considering getting a haircut. Ha, somebody mistook you for a girl, you skinny poser.

"Uh, well, I'm, like, Jules Ampiter and really, I didn't mean to, like, say that. I guess you could, like, say that my blood is a little... Restless, sometimes, you know?" No, he couldn't possibly know what you mean by 'restless', Jules. His blood couldn't possibly have a mind of it's own.

[scintillatingMoniker]

v-vell, I'm uzually pretty quiet..
uhm, I guezz I'm okay..

[Cliff_Racer]

...Since Alexes' conversational partner seems to have hit a blank, he excuses himself and leaves.

(( Had to go, sorry! ))

[Rai-CH]

Abioye raises an eyebrow.
"Restless? I fail to understand what you mean, Miss Ampiter. Would you mind elaboraten?"
Jesus Abioye are you blind or something. You are clearly talking to a guy here.

[Katrika]

Selini hears the conversation and quietly butts in.

...i think i know what he means. my blood )hanges )olor...

[subtleChaotician]

i bet youll be more ok if you come to the bar and i get you a drink
who wants to hide over here all day?
Gotta look out for the yellowbros.
Quinir gets up and stands at the table, an obvious invitation for this guy to follow her to the bar. [[Also they are totally sitting at a table, I would remember something like that]]

[MeiMei]

"Uh, well, by restless, like, uhh..."

"Master, are you referring to me?"



Rally finally pops up, causing Jules to bend over a little as his blood comes out to say hello.

"Fuck. Yes, Rally. I was, like, totally talking about you." And now you're probably gonna get me culled, he added in his thoughts.

Squishy robot time yay.

[scintillatingMoniker]

Loxenk reluctantly follows.

[Rai-CH]

Abioye jumps back in surprise.
"What the shit is that thing."
Ok, that is definitely not normal. Things like that definitely do not pop out of trolls normally.

[Katrika]

Selini pokes the blood curiously.

...hi...

[MeiMei]

"Uh... He's my blood, to be, like, totally obvious. I fucked up an experiment so I had to use him as, like, my blood. Sorry, I know he's really, like-"

"Amazing and astounding and also perhaps interesting, yes? My Master is quite skilled when it comes to creating super-efficient machines. Like me! I'm but a few points away from being a perfect machine in terms of efficiency and ability to overcome friction!"

Yeah, Jules, just sink lower in that seat, why don't you. Rally just loves all this attention.

[Katrika]

...that's really cool!

Selini grins.

...so cute...