Terrastuck Act 1 - CONTINUE

[pimudragonfeline]

Karkat also do something awesome.

[MetalKirby54]

Voma and Karkat: Do something awesomer than Dave.

alternately

Voma and Karkat: TRY to do something awesomer than Dave.

[ponytailArtist]

==> Voma and Karkat: Try to be more awesome.



I'm sorry, what? I couldn't hear you over the invigorating sound of SUPERCHARGED SICKLES THAT MAKE HEADS EXPLODE.

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Too bad all the imps abscond before you can use them.

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CG: OKAY, SO THERE'S NOT MUCH OF A MESS TO CLEAN UP.
CG: HAPPY NOW, BITCH?
QE: My name is Voma...
CG: FUCK, WHATEVER.
CG: NOW LET'S GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT.
CG: WHO BUILT YOU?
QE: Miss Aradia and Kanaya.
CG: FUCK, SERIOUSLY?
CG: NO WONDER I THOUGHT YOU WERE ARADIA FOR A MINUTE THERE.
CG: DIDN'T KNOW EITHER OF THEM KNEW JACK SHIT ABOUT BUILDING ROBOTS EITHER.
QE: Neither of them are very e%perienced at it,,,
QE: They gave me a personality completely by accident, if you can believe that.
CG: AHAHAHA.
CG: YEAH, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
CG: DOESN'T EXPLAIN SOLLUX IN YOUR HEAD, THOUGH.
QE: That's why I was built, actually!
QE: Apparently II'm a 2oulbot.
QE: I was supposed to have ju2t one ghost in my head, but then there were like four of them at the same time. @_@
CG: SO YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH ALL THE DEAD TROLLS THEN?
CG: FUCK, NOW I FEEL BAD FOR TRYING TO KILL YOU...
CG: NO WAIT, YOU STILL HAVE GAMZEE IN THERE.
CG: I APOLOGIZE TO MYSELF FOR ALMOST APOLOGIZING TO YOU.
CG: APOLOGY ACCEPTED, KARKAT. LET'S BURY THIS SHIT WITH A TOTALLY PLATONIC BRO BULGE BUMP.
CG: BUMP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
QE: You dork. :33
CG: WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE, I WONDER?
QE: So your name is Karkat?
CG: FUCK, I SAID IT OUT LOUD, DIDN'T I?
CG: LET'S PRETEND IT'S CONFIDENTIAL OR SOMETHING AND NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN.
CG: ALRIGHT, SO TOP PRIORITY RIGHT NOW.
CG: FIND OUR FRIENDS BEFORE SOME IMPS DO.
CG: NOT THAT THEY CAN'T HANDLE THEMSELVES, BUT WE'LL GO WARN THEM ANYWAY BECAUSE SHIT LET'S BE SAFE.
QE: But, uHH, I only know the way back to my own home,,,
CG: THEN FOLLOW ME TO SOMEONE ELSE'S PLACE, DUMBASS.
CG: OR LOOK SHIT UP ON THE HUMAN INTERNET.
CG: WHICH IS SLOW AS ALL FUCK AND CAN'T EVEN LOOK THROUGH DIFFERENT POINTS IN TIME.
CG: SERIOUSLY, HAVE THEY BEEN DOING ANYTHING WITH THEIR TIME?
QE: I vvery wwell suspect sloppy-
CG: LET ME JUST STOP YOU RIGHT THE FUCK THERE.
CG: BECAUSE IF YOU MENTION THOSE TWO WORDS RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN THE SAME SEQUENCE...
CG: AND SUBSEQUENTLY REMIND ME OF ALL THE CRYING AND THE FUCKING MAKEOUTS THAT HAPPENED RIGHT AFTER THE SCRATCH...
CG: WHICH I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN...
CG: I AM GOING TO DO A SPINNING LEAP OFF OF THE NEAREST BUILDING AND CRACK THE PAVEMENT WITH MY FUCKING SKULL.
QE: :??
CG: ...WELL FUCK, I WENT AND REMINDED MYSELF ANYWAY.
CG: WHATEVER, I CAN GO HURT MYSELF LATER.
CG: WE'RE GONNA GO LOOK FOR OUR PALS FIRST.
CG: OR RATHER, MY PALS.
CG: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE PALS WITH MY PALS.
QE: :<<

[Fuade]

>Sickles: Remain supercharged indefinitely. Explode if so much as a fly lands of them.

[Elkian]

>Sickles: Remain supercharged indefinitely. Explode if so much as a fly lands of them.

Seconded. For the lulz!

[MysteryJack]

So, here was my reaction to that.

"Supercharged sickles? YES! OH GOD YES!

....

"

You built up my expectations and then knocked them down. Damn.

Anyway.

>What's John doing?

Because more perspective switches are probably imminent anyway.

[ponytailArtist]

==> What's John doing?



You are now-

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...

Welp.

==> Let's try again. Again.



You are now DAVE STRIDER, and you just got done murdering the hell out of some imps. What do you do now?

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Holy FUCK this mouse is worse than I thought. The computer itself is shit too. Bluh, back to waiting all day for a chance to get on my not-sucky thingamajig so I can update without taking two hours to draw the simplest of things. >_<

[ArmsAreLoud]

>Exposit on what happened to Vriska. You sort of just left her there.

[Elkian]

WAIT DID YOU JUST KILL JOHN WITH A NEEDLER?!

[evergreenWanderer]

I know I am probably forgetting which organization member that silhouette belongs to. But my first initial reaction was "HOPY SHIP, PONYTAILARTIST IS AN ORGANIZATION MEMBER!? GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!" It's sad/hilarious that I now relate all ponytailed chaps as PA now. XD

Anywho~
>Dave: Go find Vriska, last time you saw her you had to abscond like the fucking wind from trouble.

e.
Oh man, I'm glad I'm not the ONLY one who thought that silhouette belonged to PA. XD

e2.
I think the silhouette belongs to Xigbar. I think. o:

[ArmsAreLoud]

WAIT DID YOU JUST KILL JOHN WITH A NEEDLER?!

It's cool. He'll get better.

[Krakash]

>Exposit on what happened to Vriska. You sort of just left her there.

If someone dies, you can count on Arms to ask about Vriska.

MysteriousPerson: Cut yourself on your gun.

[ponytailArtist]

==> Dave: Exposit on Vriska and the glowy thing.



Fucking hell, do you need to hold this imaginary audience's hands all the way through? Pen. Notes. Now.

You don't exactly know what happened to sp1d3rtroll. You thought she was following you when you had to get out of that mess, but apparently she went off to do her own thing. As for said mess, obviously that glowy hand in the sky is to blame. It wasn't that big an hour ago, either. If you had to describe it, you'd say it's kind of like someone trying to squeeze their arm through a tight hole or something. In the sky. Probably millions of years away and really fucking big, since the sun was eclipsing only a small part of it earlier.

Anyway, you're on your way back home to try and pick up Ter, and maybe Arad if she's still there. You'll contact your other pals once you've gotten that far.

Oh also, there was a lame guy with a sitar in a black coat chilling out on a rooftop earlier. Not ironically or anything either; He's that lame. He probably didn't think you saw him either, but dammit, you have eyes like a hawk. Too bad he left before you could go wreck his shit.

Alright, exposition over. Gotta find the blind chick.

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You guys are freakin' hilarious. X3 Yesh, it's Xigbar.

[evergreenWanderer]

I won't lie, I'm tempted to do some lolzy fanartz due to the suggestions earlier. XD

Joke suggestion:
>This: Happen

Serious suggestion:
>Be the Blind Chick
>Terezi: Wonder what happened to the sky

[Elkian]

pnoytailArtist: Cameo!

[MetalKirby54]

Oh no. Demyx. This is gonna get real embarrassing real fast.
(and the same holds true for john. he's dying more than my hopes for a good update from a radio show i listen to.)

Anyway:
JOHN: Don't be daed. Alternately, JOHN: Be daed, but god tier accidentally. Alt alt: VRISKA: Mourn over john.

[MysteryJack]

AAAA JOHN WHAT HAPPENED.

John just won't stop dying will he?

I don't even want to do another command now, because I'm afraid I'll cause someone else to die.

IT'S THE DEADLY PERSPECTIVE SWITCH, I TELLS YA.

[Elkian]

Number of times John has been punctured in the torso:

Normal self: 1
Dreamself: 1
Godself(assuming this is his godself): 2

Grand total: Four fricking times.

John. Please. Invest in some body armor already.

[MrCreazil]

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[newbonomicon]

Number of times John has been punctured in the torso:

Normal self: 1
Dreamself: 1
Godself(assuming this is his godself): 2

Grand total: Four fricking times.

John. Please. Invest in some body armor already.

This is a horrible idea. If stabbing him in the chest visibly fails, they will go for other parts. Like the head.

Even with a revival, we don't need to risk our lovable derp turning into a tragic victim of brain damage. I'm not saying it would be that much different, but I don't think I could laugh as much if that happened.

[ponytailArtist]

==> 2x SEER ACTION COMBO



You can calmly deal with that.

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The glowy hand thing has not shifted between the split screen because it is really, really, really far away. Like, at least a few galaxies, I'd say.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Vriska: Become suddenly aware that everyone is doing cool stuff except for you. But do this offscreen because you only get the screen when you are doing something cool.

[MysteryJack]

Aw yeah, more double character action.

...Wait, what the hell is going on here?

EDIT: Ok, I'll do a command and hope it doesn't cause a (pseudo?) character death like my last one.

>Awesomeness: HAPPEN

Wow, that was a shitty command. Oh well, I'm tired and should probably go to bed anyway.

[Doc_Mercury]

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Hello! Dropping in to say that i think this is fantastic!
and also that it is awesome that the two seers are facing the two orginization members whose powers are based on illusion. /relurk

[Cron Virus]

This. This is both amazing and confusing. I'm not sure what to make of this adventure, but I like it.

-leaves open in tab of awesome-