Terrastuck Act 1 - CONTINUE

[ponytailArtist]

Mirror by Fuade and ponytailArtist.

Chapters:

ACT 1:
Terrastuck Chapter 1
LotusTrapped Chapter 1
Terrastuck Chapter 2
LotusTrapped Chapter 2
Terrastuck Chapter 3

ACT 2:
Terrastuck Chapter 3B

ACT 1 Fanart:

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evergreenWanderer:

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Also by evergreenWanderer:

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Sheesh, eW is on a roll here. Also I'm totally not evil, I swear.

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Hey look, this one is from Krakash this time.

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Whoops, eW steals the show again.

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And finally, newbonomicon wins the little competition.

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This one by MysteryJack was too silly not to put here.

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Elkian drew herself in a nurse outfit. It's so damn cute that I have to include it in an update at some point. So I'll just leave this here for reference.

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And then Elky made this. Unfortunate, given where the plot is going. :(

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eW again! Spidermom and her adorable kittens which are probably named after alchohol.

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HELL FUCKING YES. badassPinnacle made some Dancer!Cosmo fanart and I LOVE IT

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And then Sega provided lulz. (probably at my expense)

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The new guy "tiramisu" did this one. Looks like something straight out of Kingdom Hearts, which is insanely excellent. Also,

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badassPinnacle continues to be badass. Also, there's an awful lot of sad moments in this adventure, aren't there? DEVIANTART LINK
Yet another one by eW! Headcount: 6/15 arts are from eW, and 6/15 are of the author rather than the adventure. Something is amiss. o.o Also this one is badass but that goes without saying.

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eW again. ==> Dave(s): Sing about how you are ironically in love with lesbians.

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SPOILER WARNING. Elkian just did fanart of her own character.(with Nep) Figure that one out.

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.33 < *the appurable kitty wishes to thank the kind robot lady for helpurring her!*
You're very welcome! I'm glad you're feeling better.
.33 < much better! thank you miss voma!
.33 < or....
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.33 < *the cute kitty requests purrmission to refur to the purrobot as pounce!*
.33 < if that is okay.
Fine by me! ^^

MORE SPOILERS, OR RATHER, THE SAME SPOILERS. Also it's eW again. Does the awesome ever stop? @_@

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badassPinnacle, I fear you might make my head explode if you're not careful. This is just too cute.

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==> Begin Prologue



AG: ........
AG: You know, I thought I didn't give a shit.
AG: None of us did, really.
AG: Oh no, I don't mean a8out your silly home plan8, John.
AG: ........Although it's kinda pretty.
AG: Okay, well, may8e that is what I meant. I'm not sure anymore.
AG: Kinda hard to think straight........

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AG: ........
AG: I didn't have much going for me 8ack home.
AG: Had to feed some suckers to a gi8nt spider on a regular 8asis.
AG: Everyone h8ed my guts...
AG: Never did find out why.
AG: Okay, so may8e I crippled a guy and killed a couple more, 8ut that's in the past, right?
AG: I tried to fix things too, you know!
AG: All the 8ad things are in the past.
AG: All of them........
AG: And, well... Here we are, I guess.
AG: You get your home 8ack.
AG: I don't.
AG: That's fine, totally fine. I don't really give a shit.
AG: Pro8a8ly.

AG: John?
AG: Oh sorry, I guess I was ram8ling.
AG: I'm not really good at these tender moments........
AG: ........

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AG: Ok8y, seriously.
AG: Wh8t are w8 supposed to do n8w?
AG: I me8n, I guess you c8n go 8ack to 8eing a silly weak little human.
AG: 8ut wh8t a8out me?
AG: Wh8t am I supposed to do n8w?
AG: ........
AG: ........
AG: John?
AG: C8n...
AG: C8n I stay with you?

EB: yeah

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AG: Th8nk y8u........











==> Vriska: Wake up.



F8ck.

Your name is VRISKA SERKET and you are currently grouchy after having a dream about THE DAY THE SCRATCH HAPPENED. That was a couple of Earth solar sweeps ago. Oh sorry, you mean YEARS. You've been trying to learn the human lingo since you started living here, but sadly, that also requires learning the HUMAN LANGUAGE known as ENGLISH. A few of your fellow trolls are better at it than you, but only KANAYA is fluent in it. Communicating with John and his human friends is a bit of a pain because of this; All of you guys carry around a portable version of TROLLIAN OR PESTERCHUM to translate your speech on the fly.

You are currently in your room. Where is your room? In John's house. Where is John's house? On the ground, and only two stories tall, if you can believe that. Seriously, human architecture can be so bland.

What do you do?

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Head count of humans and trolls who are alive in this universe:
John
Dad
Rose
Mom
Dave
Bro
Jade
Grandpa
Karkat
Terezi
Kanaya
Aradia
Vriska

Also holy fuck I have no clue where I'm going with this. Well okay, that's a bit of a lie. I have a bare bones plot in mind, but a whole lot of nothing to fill it.

I chose now to start this thing because it looks like Vriska is confronting Jack Noir in canon. I reeeeeeeeally don't want her to die. >_<

[barthurs]

> Examine room

[Alberio]

Scan the house with your vision eightfold to see who else is about.

[originalMeteorologist]

> Reminisce about last evnets that brought you to this bland house

[Bradley]

Go get some breakfast.

[ponytailArtist]

==> Vriska: Scan the house with your vision eightfold to see who else is about.



Alright, let's see what's going on today.

You take a look up at John's room first. Whoops, he's not there. What about his dad? You peek at his room next, but still nothing. You look all over the house before you settle on the living room. Still no boys, but...

Is that... What the hell? She doesn't even live here!

[originalMeteorologist]

> Go there and ask why she's here, GOG DAMN IT

[ArmsAreLoud]

You do not tolerate competition! Tell that bitch what is what!

Also awkwardly forget that Jade is technically John's sister.

[Alberio]

Hit intruder over the head with a chair to assert dominance.

[Entilliumn]

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yes. i love this adventure!
good job on inventing it

Ok, see if you can talk to jade with omniscience or something
or
Rage and flail around at seeing jade there ruining your chances with john!
VOW REVENGE

[ponytailArtist]

==> Vriska: Be a 8itch in general.



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AG: 8oo.
GG: ack!!
GG: vriska! :O
AG: So, little miss flowers and sunshine, what are you doing here so early?
AG: I'll 8et you're looking for John, aren't ya?
GG: yeah!
GG: how'd you know??
AG: Aha! I knew it.
AG: You're trying to sneak off on a private little date with him, aren't you?
AG: Ar8n't ya?!
GG: what???
GG: where did that come from?
GG: i just came here to see john before he goes to school
GG: you know
GG: like he does every day?
AG: ........Whoops.

Awkw8rd.

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I made Vriska the tallest out of all these characters and Jade the shortest. Bad choice of characters to start with. ^^;

[Elkian]

PA: Make Elkian cry HALFWAY THROUGH THE FRIGGING INTRO.

Vriska: Continue making a (spider's) ass of yourself.

[Valshigar]

Awkward Silence: Ensue until John enters
John: Make things worse

Alternatively

PA: Make Elkian cry HALFWAY THROUGH THE FRIGGING INTRO.

Vriska: Continue making a (spider's) ass of yourself.

This

[Elkian]

Awkward Silence: Ensue until Dad enters
Dad: Make things worse

alternately

Awkward Silence: Ensue until Nanna enters
Nanna: Make things worse/better (by throwing pies)

[Valshigar]

Awkward Silence: Ensue until Dad enters
Dad: Make things worse

alternately

Awkward Silence: Ensue until Nanna enters
Nanna: Make things worse/better (by throwing pies)

I take everything back. This. This all the way.

[ponytailArtist]

Haha, sorry guys. I didn't think to make sprites for the Guardians. ^^; Maybe I'll do that later, but for now, they'll be absent from the story.

[Valshigar]

Very well then.
John: Enter Dramatically. If by dramatic you mean stumble and fall on your face and/or one of the females in the room.

[KingTwelveSixteen]

>Vriska: Awkwardly apologize.

[Galloglasses]

>Vriska: Ask what school is again
>Jade: Fail at explaining

[NeonProdigy]

Pfffffffft.

No commands or anything just yet, just commenting to say that I like where this is going~

+1 Reader.

[Stripe]

Oh, liking the way this is shaping up so far. 8D

Also, this:

John: Enter Dramatically. If by dramatic you mean stumble and fall on your face and/or one of the females in the room.

[Lovely Orange]

Lovey: Stalk to this adventure

NO! YOU WILL NOT STALK YET ANOTHER ADVENTURE! EACH ONE YOU DO BRINGS YOU CLOSER TO BEING DISTRACTED IN YOUR SEARCH FOR FRENCH PHRASES.
You fail to resist the urge.

>Vriska: Inwardly laugh at humans and their "schools". Pathetic race, depending on outside help for learning...

>Lovey: Go back to working on her own adventure

[ArmsAreLoud]

John: Enter in a derpy fashion which happens to shove Jade into Vriska or vice versa.

[Galloglasses]

Terezi: Be bothering Dave
Dave: PRETEND to not give a shit, BE the cool dude

[ponytailArtist]

==> Vriska: Ask what school is again.



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AG: Harley, I've 8een meaning to ask.
AG: What exactly is this human day to day activity called "school"?
GG: no clue! :D
AG: Seriously?
GG: yup!
AG: 8ut, uh........
AG: Apparently every human child attends this school thing.
AG: You don't?
GG: nope!
AG: ........Well alright then.

You get the feeling that you've accomplished a whole lot of nothing here.

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I swear I'll do the "John runs in and bumps someone (hint hint)" suggestions, but I'm trying to watch a movie right now so bluh. Make the conversation a little longer, would ya?