Loading Mini-Grand Framework... Done.
Generating Administration Personality... Done.
Hoo-ee! This's gonna be a mighty fine do!
Generating Characters... Done.
Four beings suddenly found themselves nowhere, able to see one another but nothing else. A synthesized voice came out of the nothing surrounding them.
"Awwright, here we go now! You four are in for one heck of a treat!
"First off, some introductions. Let's start off with little old Janet here- she had one heck of a life, and rather recently moved on t' the next one. Gonna be tough, dealing with her.
"Next up, we got a thing called Rome- not that that means much to it. This weird buck-lookin' thing's made of 'the dust of fallen empires,' whatever that malarkey means.
"Now, Miecz here's got style. He's a thing called a swordmonster, and he can pull blades from places you don't even want to know about. Just take it from me, he's a sneaky, dangerous bugger.
"Finally, we got Mollie Ralston. She can scrape up little dudes to help her out with whatever she's got goin' on, but I somehow expect she'll be in a little over her head in all this."
Generating Setting... Done.
The four generated characters suddenly found themselves moved, scattered in various locations around one of the marvels of modern society- a superstore.
"Welcome to Sprawl-Mart, folks! Here, you can get anything you need, from air freshener to zucchini bread! Now, it ain't as good as what you'd get from an ol' mom and pop place, but dann if it ain't the cheapest stuff in town! (Shoot, probably ran the mom and pop places clear out of business, now I think of it.)
"Oh, and one more thing. Almost forgot to mention- y'all've been brought here for a bit of a competition, a fight to the death. Now, soon as one of you carks it, you'll wind up in a different place entirely. This keeps going until just one of you's left alive. Got that? Good. Y'all have fun, now!"