Be the Bro

[appleaerosol]

> Rap about fighting monsters while fighting monsters.

Seconding.

Also, this is brilliant.

[KawaiiMelon]

Make it ironically shitty.

"slayin' monsters is what i do
and you bros may argue
but ain't it past your curfew"

[Sollux Captor]

>Keep flash stepping until you find something that isn't lava, a metallic structure, or a naking crocodile.

Youre already doing that. You also have a destination in mind.

> Rap about fighting monsters while fighting monsters.

> Rap about fighting monsters while fighting monsters.

Seconding.

Also, this is brilliant.

Make it ironically shitty.

"slayin' monsters is what i do
and you bros may argue
but ain't it past your curfew"

Yeah that sounds good and all but first you gotta do something.



You gotta check up on Dave.

[Todd Ingram]

Wonder what that machine is on what kinda looks like your roof.

[Naesr Tazam]

An... an interquel MSPAFA about Bro? Why was I not informed?! /squee

> Sweet plushtush! See that yellow flying jester dude? RIDE HIM. Ride him hard. Indulge in your fetish for riding fantastic creatures.

> Make a mental note to replace your missing jet-board with something equally hipster.

> No, that's not ironic.

[ponytailArtist]

>Fail to find Dave because he already went through the first gate on a flying JPEG'd skateboard, which is infinitely more ironic than your jet-board. Consider finding another one of those thrashing ill grinds up in the clouds of Skaia.

[Captain Lhurgoyf]

> Bro: Do a backflip onto the apartment.

[frostedWarlock]

Contemplate jumping headfirst into a battle while shouting like an idiot. Ironically.

[MysteryJack]

I love the idea of this. Such a good idea.

>Bro: Make Dave look like a chump. Again. It's just so easy.

[Sollux Captor]

Contemplate jumping headfirst into a battle while shouting like an idiot. Ironically.

What are you, 13? You haven't done that for YEARS. That's something your brother would more then likely do. No no no..

You have a better idea...

> Bro: Do a backflip onto the apartment.

Done,

>Bro: Make Dave look like a chump. Again. It's just so easy.

and done. You are now inside of your apartment, in one of the new upper levels. Time to find the runt.

[Naesr Tazam]

Retroactive reference? What retroactive reference? You are quite certain that your shades are TTGL merch, and have always been, despite any and all hussies' assertions otherwise.

> Stairs? Who takes stairs? Real men cut their way through EACH AND EVERY FLOOR.

[ponytailArtist]

>Find an imp wearing your little bro's old shades. Proceed to beat the shit out of him rather than kill him outright.

[Sollux Captor]

Retroactive reference? What retroactive reference? You are quite certain that your shades are TTGL merch, and have always been, despite any and all hussies' assertions otherwise.

> Stairs? Who takes stairs? Real men cut their way through EACH AND EVERY FLOOR.

>Find an imp wearing your little bro's old shades. Proceed to beat the shit out of him rather than kill him outright.

Well that was easy to do.


You catch Daves shades as you hop down into the next room. Welp. Now where to?

[Gimeurcookie]

> Left, there seems to be something over there.

[ponytailArtist]

>Left it is. If it's nothing cool then forget about it and go right.

[Naesr Tazam]

> Out the window and parkour down to that giant white machine, duh.

[MagicHats]

get on the roof, dave's probably up there anyways.

[Sollux Captor]

>Left it is. If it's nothing cool then forget about it and go right.

> Left, there seems to be something over there.

[by popular demand]


You turn to the left because something in the back of your head tells you to.

Welp. Don't need to find the runt anymore. Although he doesn't look to good.

Blood tends to mean something bad in alot of cases.


Looking over him again, it turns out he banged his head pretty hard upon entering the game. Might wanna help him out with that. Wait. What's that in his pocket? Oh it's his phone. Looks like he's getting a message. Should you answer it?

[just an FWI i dont have flash so i cant animate anything i put here okay? by the way thanks for all the veiws!]

[Fuade]

Don't really need flash for simple gifs. If it's just two frames then you can make each frame separately and put it in Microsoft Gif Animator.

Boom. Animation

[Captain Lhurgoyf]

> Bro: Answer it. Rap an answering machine response.
> Jade: What.

[Naesr Tazam]

> Answer. Make a note to slide in "if you know what I mean" whenever and wherever possible; reply to any and all questions with "I'm on the case".

...that IS how the younger generation rolls these days, right?

[Sollux Captor]

> Bro: Answer it. Rap an answering machine response.
> Jade: What.

> Answer. Make a note to slide in "if you know what I mean" whenever and wherever possible; reply to any and all questions with "I'm on the case".

...that IS how the younger generation rolls these days, right?

As much fun as these things might be, bro isn't really in good enough shape for you to waste time. However you do stow these ideas away for next time, and answer.



-- gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 21:39 --
GG: dave!
GG: did you get in the game yet???
GG: ... dave? you there?

Oh. This girl. This is gonna be great. You know exactly how your younger bro feels about her. You think about helping him get this one in the bag, but that would take a bit to much time. Time you don't have. Bros before hoes little dude. Sorry.

TG: sup
GG: hey dave!
TG: wrong strider little lady
GG: wiat, bro???
TG: now youre talking
GG: woah! hello, bro! ummm, why are you on dave's pesterchum?
TG: lil bro is out like a light
GG: he's asleep? o_o
TG: hit his head
GG: oh no! is he okay?
TG: lotsa blood on the floor
TG: need to patch him up
TG: think you can give me a hand
GG: of course! how can i help?
TG: you got bandages at your place yeah
GG: yes, i do.
TG: get some of those
TG: and send me the code for them
TG: gotta wrap up his head




She doesn't ask how you know what to do but does as you ask. You lift Dave up off of the floor and move him to a safer room, laying him on the floor and waiting on the chick to give you the code.

GG: okay, the code is
GG: FH8K3RL0
TG: alright then



True to her word, she gets you the code and you make some bandages. Alright then. Lets get lil bro all patched up then.



TG: there
TG: hes good now
TG: let him sleep for a little
TG: then wake him up
TG: or hell wake up on his own
GG: okee dokee!
TG: either way
TG: dont mess with his sprite
TG: at all
GG: i won't!

TG: alright later
GG: later!

Well that's all done with. Now what.

(Changed the color of her text so you can see it better)

[BenBen]

Go find Dave's sprite

(This fan adventure is AWESOME! Bro FTW!)

[ponytailArtist]

>Look around outdoors for a fancy flying symbol thing which may or may not have turned into an orange feathery asshole by now.

[animatedBlasphemy]

>Bro: See if you can find Cal.