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[Tomias]

Would Nanna Egbert really support the Batterwitch?

Nanna Egbert is Jane Egbert. Aka the Heir to the Batterwitch´s throne. Of course she´d use Betty Crocker´s shit. John´s dad does after all.

[Tomias]

Would Nanna Egbert really support the Batterwitch?

Nanna Egbert is Jane Egbert. Aka the Heir to the Batterwitch´s throne. Of course she´d use Betty Crocker´s shit. John´s dad does after all.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Would Nanna Egbert really support the Batterwitch?

It should be noted that Nanna is the Batterwitch's adoptive granddaughter and is named Jane Crocker Egbert, Crocker being her surname and Egbert being the last name of the man we never saw to whom she bore Dad.

Edit: Gosh Darned Ninjas and their MLP Avatars supporting Pale Relationships.

[trulyElse]

The witch in truth was a world famous baking baroness. Her cruelty made life miserable for the two children, who did not have their father anymore to protect them.
He was the greatest prankster who ever lived, and a true southern gentleman. He was killed by a comet on the day the boy was born, and the wicked baroness raised them alone, with a hand as firm as that which she ran her brutal baking empire.
The children pledged to each other that one day they would run away together.

Doesn't sound too happy about BC, does she?

[Aranfan]

Yeah, Nanna doesn't seem to like the batterwitch nearly as much as Jane does. Although since the Batterwitch was Nanna's mom, their relationship is probably a lot more complicated than just straight up hate.

[captal]

nanna: check johns browsing history.

[Pidmon]

Elderly Woman Who May Be Named Jane Egbert Née Crocker: Set up some pranks with haste and or skill!

[Tomias]

Nannasprite: Defeat an Ogre with a BETTY CROCKER "DEVIL´S FOOD CAKE".

[Sollux Captor]

nanna: check johns browsing history.

WHAT?!



Oh how dare you! You most certainly will NOT do that in the very least! The very idea of this is absolutely outrageous! Your grandson will have the privacy that every teenager his age deserves and you will leave his browsing history alone! You know EXACTLY how teenagers work, having been one AND raised one yourself! He can have his 'private time' in PRIVATE and don't you ever suggest this again!

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sorry for the little update guys im doing this very late the next one will be better i promise thanks for the patients with me my classes are murdering me so hard right now x.x

[911Goofy]

Nanna: Bake a delicious Banana-Cream Pie for John. Check for peanuts in the recipe to be safe. Use the pie for antics later. Throwing antics. Pie-throwing antics. Bring a bed with you too.

[seastormjt]

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No, I love this and was really happy when it turned out that it was actually updating somewhere other than mspfa.

[Pidmon]

Elderly Woman Who May Be Named Jane Egbert Née Crocker: Set up some pranks with haste and or skill!

And if that doesn't suit you:
Elderly Woman Who May Be Named Jane Egbert Née Crocker: Join several imps in a friendly game of poker.

[Loreweaver]

Okay, Nanna, you win at everything

[Sollux Captor]

Nanna: Bake a delicious Banana-Cream Pie for John. Check for peanuts in the recipe to be safe. Use the pie for antics later. Throwing antics. Pie-throwing antics. Bring a bed with you too.

Ah yes such a wonderful treat. Your son always did love this pie for one reason or another, and you got very good at creating them after a while.



You wonder what you will use this for later on. Oh well. You're sure it will come in handy.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Nannasprite: Be the Cooking MommaNanna. Bake da Goods.

[captal]

try to find john.

[williamcll]

don't let him fall out of the home!

[Weather Report]

Go out and meet some nice salamanders.

[williamcll]

For some reason this thread loads much slower than other threads.

[Sollux Captor]

Hey guys im sorry for not updating this week.
I'm in kansas with my John and we are going to NAKA KON ALL WEEKEND! I had to fly all the way from Texas to get here and so far it's a blast to be here and no regrets, not even flying on a plane for the first time was bad (it was wonderful fyi and I DIDN'T PUKE YAAAAAAAAAAY)

I will updating on monday when I get back to Texas and I will make it better then ever! If you are at the con Look us up! Dave and John!

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[Newlemming]

Hey guys im sorry for not updating this week.
I'm in kansas with my John and we are going to NAKA KON ALL WEEKEND! I had to fly all the way from Texas to get here and so far it's a blast to be here and no regrets, not even flying on a plane for the first time was bad (it was wonderful fyi and I DIDN'T PUKE YAAAAAAAAAAY)

I will updating on monday when I get back to Texas and I will make it better then ever! If you are at the con Look us up! Dave and John!

LATER LOVES

Have a good trip!

[Sollux Captor]

Go out and meet some nice salamanders.

You would! You honestly would! But you can't leave the house at the moment because you have to let John progress on his own for a little while in order to get stronger! Growing boys NEED this time, as it is essential for proper personal development in their teenage lives! He cant have his Nana around all the time can he? He has to be a big boy and beat his own nasty imps while you stay here and cook for him.

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Oh my god im so tired from the con but im back and heres the update i promised! It doesn't have alot of glitz and glamor but I still made the background all by myself while fighting to take a nap so here ya go! Yes im still going to update on friday.

[BenBen]

Be someone more interesting.

I regret picking Nanna.

[Loreweaver]

NANNA LOOK OUT THERE'S A PAIR OF IMPS THROWING COOKIES AT EACH OTHER
THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER IS LASERS

[Miss_Meg]

NANNA LOOK OUT THERE'S A PAIR OF IMPS THROWING COOKIES AT EACH OTHER
THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER IS PIES

FTFY