EDIT-If you haven't seen the skyrim trailer yet,you really should.
This game will be great! http://www.elderscrolls.com/
Download it for maximum impact!
Last edited by manwhocomesaround; 06-28-2011 at 04:09 AM.
Kill the mutant. Burn the heretic. Purge the unclean.
Politely inquire as to why he placed his hand on your mental projection of your best friend.
Originally Posted by originalMeteorologist
> GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE
Originally Posted by Fitzmuffin
Don't let HIM take control of YOU, take control of HIM.
Originally Posted by TheFinalWraith
The nightmare king ruined the life of a young khajiit, but you're not that same scared, sad, lonely little girl anymore are you?
Tell him your name, Katia Managan, and make sure he understands what it means.
EDIT: hey could we maybe all be a TINY bit less spammy in here? Discussion is cool but this isn't the Elder Scrolls general discussion thread or something, and two-word replies to another person's off-topic comment are more at-home in the genchat thread.
Anyway, sorry that took so long; ran into some problems with making gif transparency work right. The moral of tonight's story is "MS Gif Animator is way easier to use than photoshop".
Alternative command I could have used in this update:
Originally Posted by Doomkiwi
Originally Posted by Lucinice
Dream King: be Jean-Luc Picard
Fixed
You fail to be Jean Luc Picard.
Originally Posted by manwhocomesaround
Originally Posted by Dolash
>Imagine an IMPERIAL LEGIONNAIRE to protect you and your friend from this menace!
...and forget that the legion probably serves people with crowns, I guess!
(you guys don't know it, but right now Kayak is crying in a corner because she just drew a furry)
You used to have a recurring nightmare where you were trapped in a small, dark room with a Furry. There's no way out. No one to help you. And he just stands there, being a furry.
Seriously, I get one break in two weeks of non-stop studying and how do I spend it? Drawing a sad furry. Dammit Kaz.
True facts: Kayak is the protagonist of Real Life, and I am the antagonist.
Originally Posted by EveryZig
Reader Get!
(In fact I just signed up for this forum a minute ago to post this.)
Originally Posted by bug
Glad to meet you all and hope to catch up in this lifetime ! (Gosh you all type so fast.)
Originally Posted by BAD END
This forum adventure finally got me to sign up to the forums instead of just lurking! Good work Kazerad! What an awesome comic you're making here! But have a look at that username. How. About. That.
Originally Posted by Monstaman
That blue arrow thing really is efficient. I swear, it takes me longer to catch up on a 20 page adventure than it did for this. Welcome to the ranks of the many many stories I have watched. (That may not sound like much, but you're pretty high up there)
Welcome, readerfolks! Enjoy your stay (and glad you liked my post linking, Monstaman!)
Originally Posted by Brickman
Just read through this whole thing. Wow, just... wow. Way to make believable, compelling characters, even if most of the mistakes she makes for the first half had me metaphorically shouting at the screen (not literally) "No don't do that you fool!" I can't wait to see more of this.
edit: Side note, I think the best parts are the places when the word "racism" pops up more than once in the same scene, such as when she was talking to the wizards and they couldn't... stop... making horrible slips. That scene was hilarious, though taken as a whole it's kind of... not sad, but "realistic" or "accurate", as people were calling it near the beginning. And well-written.
Thank you! I always enjoy hearing when someone gets attached enough to Katia that they (metaphorically) shout at their screen when she makes mistakes. Glad you've been enjoying the racism too!
(compliments like this all sound really weird out of context)
Originally Posted by Darwinism
>The noble is not anything except what bullshit is. He is but an annoyance on your way to cake.
I don't really have a response to this but I just gotta say that you have the best name for giving Forum Adventure commands. I was really tempted to use this command just for the sake of your name, but I couldn't fit it into the other ones I was using.
>Stand up. Fight. Don't give up. Keep moving forward. Press on through the pain. Overcome your demons. You probably can't beat it. Hell, maybe you shouldn't.
But why should that deter you? It's only a dream. It's your dream. In it you have the power to create a million billion worlds, and at your whims empires will rise and fall.
What is he but one man? One man of impressive size and capability, but one man nonetheless.
Its not a dream,its a nightmare.
In a nightmare you are powerless.
Originally Posted by Kazerad
I put this in the comment responses, but just so it's out here too: could we be a tiny bit less spammy in this thread? I don't mind discussion and whatever, but remember that this isn't the official Elder Scrolls discussion thread or something, and that conversations directly with one other person are better had over instant messengers!
EDIT: That also applies to the colovian fur helms. We really don't need a giant, poorly cropped drawing of one posted twice. We really don't need it posted once, to be honest, at least unspoilered.
Sorry,im not good at this 5AM thing.
Last edited by manwhocomesaround; 06-28-2011 at 04:12 AM.
Kill the mutant. Burn the heretic. Purge the unclean.
I put this in the comment responses, but just so it's out here too: could we be a tiny bit less spammy in this thread? I don't mind discussion and whatever, but remember that this isn't the official Elder Scrolls discussion thread or something, and that conversations directly with one other person are better had over instant messengers!
EDIT: That also applies to the colovian fur helms. We really don't need a giant, poorly cropped drawing of one posted twice. We really don't need it posted once, to be honest, at least unspoilered. EDITEDIT: thanks Man!
This king may be strong, but consider this: He is still the same king from your dreams as a child.
His power has stayed static, whilst you have began to swell in confidence and strength.
You are KATIA FUCKING MORGANN - and not just that, but a PYROMANCER. Even if you're not strong enough yet, you will have the strength soon.
This is your dream. Even if it's a nightmare, your skills brought from real life will be even more powerful here. Tear the amulet off! Unleash the full fury of your flame!
BURN, BURN!
(I'm sure this will have no reprocussions with setting Quill-Weave's house on fire at all.)
But hey, you stood up to your fear! You faced the Emperor as Katia Managan, and motherfuck if you cant do so again! Take off your amulet, give him hell.
Also imagine the Imperial Legion soldier because
Originally Posted by Ganelon
That's not even a king anymore. It's just a monster.
You know who can fight monsters? The Imperial Legion.
I really should see about getting a new signature.
It may not look like it, but you are making progress.
It is no longer able to hold you by intimidation alone; it now is now having more trouble keeping control than ever before.
It grows reckless and perhaps even desperate, breaking apart the room it built as a trap. You are also no longer likely to be eaten by a grue.
>Next time ask question first,hit intimidating thing later.
Now this is just like every other nightmare you ever had.
Evil monarchy?"OH WOE IS ME"
We could have had answers,now we are going to have to wait for the next nightmare.
When meeting new people you have to act like a diplomat.
DIPLOMATS DON'T ATTACK PEOPLE!
Emperor>Now that you know she won't try to set you on fire,SPEAK UP!
Did the king just throw her out of the dream and into the actual thread, or am i just being stupid about this? And if she DID get thrown into the thread, would she be able to read the posts?
Well, shit, that didn't work. But if you die in your dream, lets assume you wake up. So either-
a) Fucking scitz out like you did fighting the Imp and go all eye of fear and claws and use your new found hatchet to your advantage!
or b) Rip of amulet and BURN THAT ARSEHOLE
EDIT*, if you are finding it hard to burn something. Think of this, why cant you burn you little pussy cat, are you too tired? Want some catnip to cheer you up? How about I get you a ball of string?
The cage you found yourself in, broken. The source and originator of your fear, more monstrous than before. Your body, damaged. Your mind, filled with terror...and more than a spark of anger.
Fan those flames.
Let the terror feed into this anger. He's being stupid now. Sure, he hurt you, but also broke the cage it was holding you inside. This k- no, this thing hurt your friend. It is going to burn.
Fan those flames.
You're out of it's reach now. Are you tired of it tormenting you? Of it holding you back, and prisoner in your own dreams?
Fan those flames.
Show it what a firestarter can do. An angry one, in her own dreams, can burn the whole damn world. This ...thing? It's a lot smaller than a world.
Light it up.
Fan those flames.
Light your way to the future, and leave this thing's ashes in your past.
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Feel free to pester me, rewiredLunatic! This account is a not-RP name. Also available on rewrittenReality, or any of the characters I've listed below.
Known to play Dungeon Defenders, Magicka, Terraria, and other things (as far as multiplayer games go.) Waits for invitations. Does not have a microphone, and runs on low-speed, low-bandwidth internet anyway.
Thanks to learning the differences between the original and sidereal zodiac dates, I've learned I have two Patron Trolls. Also, they're both still alive! Correctly guess my trolls and/or birthday and win something from my KoL character (if you play that game!)
As I've been explaining to a friend, the 'confusing' things are simply plot points that haven't resolved yet; the difference between 'confusing' and 'elaborate' is forethought. A confusing story (i.e. Lost) throws out plot points simply to attract attention, and leaves the writers scrambling to resolve everything later. An elaborate story sets up all of its dominoes early on, setting up more and more and more until it finally tips one over and a great mural celebrating ethnic diversity spreads out before you in black and white.
To complete the analogy, the writer of a confusing story sets up small sections of dominoes; when he realizes that they're about to hit a dead end, he has to scramble to set up more, never showing a larger plan.