Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 2: and i wwill leavve my cape on

[ckret2]

Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 2
and i wwill leavve my cape on

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Bitches Lovve Wwhales; Bastards Lovve Turtles

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Pickaxe Surgery Is Best Surgery

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The sequel to the thread in which a sea dwelling troll who would be considered a highblood in an alternate universe where the Sufferer's revolution had not succeeded engages in shenanigans in order to fill his non-pale quadrants; has various redrom tension with a ship-happy highblood Archeradicator who shares his love of Troll Disney sing-a-longs but may want to replace the sea-dweller's witch of a moirail; and engages in lopsided blackrom tension with the Imperious Grand Advisier, who may or may not develop black feelings to match the main character's; a gold blood hacker commits suicide and haunts the royal hive of Her Imperious Condecension, bringing back into the open red feelings between the two of them; a lowblood junkyard worker with sweat issues explores but mostly denies his caliginous feelings for a sopor-addicted subjugglator who is the friend of a First Guardian and a robo-legged gold blood; a turgid backstory is hinted at which involves several previously mentioned characters in addition to another lowblood with sinister motives; the aforementioned nefarious lowblood is revealed to be in cahoots with a coalition of sea dwellers hoping to create a class uprising; the love between lusii is explored and interspersed for comedic effect; and the periodic love affairs of a jade-blooded Luxplorer are thrown in for romantic intrigue.

First thread found here.
Mirror found here.
(NOTE: Whoever is mirroring the adventure is apparently accidentally leaving out letters, words, and even whole pages. For the time being, you're probably better off reading the original thread.)
Formspring found here.
Fanart found BELOW:

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All fanart from thread #1 helpfully collected by rje, who is a hero.

>Imperial Fleet officer: Fondly regard attack plans

You can hardly regard this chart fondly, mainly because it is just so crap, the purple smudge on the side is the blood of the stupid peasant who made this.

This chart shows the attack routes for all nearby rebelling colonies, Though Troll-Canada is crossed out after the pro-empire party was elected.

Godamnit, why do these fuckasses keep succeeding?!

Just stopping by to say YES I LOVE THIS ADVENTURE, the flipped hemospectrum is great

Fanart below the spoiler, I couldn't help myself

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Oh god those Gamzee eyes why can't I stop looking
Anyway have some fanart

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I really love this Fanventure. I couldn't resist drawing fanart.

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Also, I vandalised some old shades I had lying around.

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fanart attack

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Gamz...I brought you some food and an extra blanket. I'm, uh...I'm just going to leave it here, okay? You gotta eat...promise me you'll eat.

dOn'T nEeD fOoD bRoThEr...gOt SuStInEnCe oF tHe MoThErFuCkiN sOuL uP iN HeRe...GoT iT...aLl ArOuNd, fUcKiN RaInBoWs ...FeEdIn Me....

Just...
Just eat, Gamzee. I...I can't keep...
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I'll, uh, try to come back next week, okay? I can't promise anything, but, uh...

YoU'Re a NuMbEr OnE MoTheRfUcKiN SaInT BrOtHeR, HiTcH YoUr RiDe On tHiS sTaR...gOt YoUr NaMe oN iT...yOu AnD Me, We'Ll sHoOt SoMe sLiMe, RiDe tHe FuCkiN....SkY........

....Yeah. The sky.
Sure we will, Gamz. Sure we will.

in the meantime here have two characters doing the tango!

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A colored version by EpilepticWombat
Another colored version by catastrophicGenesis

dumping some moar fanart:

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(used official image as ref)
I will completely admit in front of God and everybody that Revolutionary Girl Utena [what was used in the game] is one of my favorite animes because of it's pure crack-filled bizarre amazingness
so based upon the most recent update, i just..idk I had to
but omg no more shojo style ever again, so freaking -hard- x_x

more picspamdump!
Soper is a Helluva Drug
aka a Moirail's Work is Never Done

Tavros is WAY used to dealing with SoberingUp!Gamzee
this was before he thought 'oh hey i can just cuff his ass down xD
(sorry if these are huge >_<)

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The second I read what the pickaxe was for I imagined this.



THIS WAS NOT A WASTE OF TIME AT ALL C8
/Crawls away and continues pitying Gamzee

DERP FACES aka end of the thread fanart

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Thread 2 fanart
(Warning for people just starting this thread: spoilers below!)

Do.. I.. uhh... against better judgment. I made something.

Here have a thing!


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I've been following this story for a few weeks or so now; I'm really impressed, both by the quality of the story and the fast update rate. This adventure is quite honestly moving, and I'm glad to have discovered it.

So I made something for you, just to say thanks!

OKAY.

> Jadzia: begin babbling about how you're super happy to finally meet a witch and begin babbling on how Shaggy had always been right about your fate.

Also, I did this.

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Shitty Empress!Aradia is shitty.

@badassPinnacle That Aradia drawing is amazing.


I was sketching the other day and drew some fanart myself. Here is that. Gamzee, Equius, and Vriska:

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Ohhh. The motorized two wheel device.

Why would somebody think that was clown makeup?

Jadzia, Feferi: ride clown makeup two wheel device to Eridan.

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...Hmmmm...

Gamzee - The Muscle. Accidentally knocks people out with his juggling.
Nepeta - The Distraction. Accidentally monopolizes the guards' attention with her cuteness.
Sollux - The Hacker. Accidentally(?) knocks out the lights and opens all the doors while fucking with Eridan.
Jadzia - The Driver. Accidentally provides a swift getaway with her motorcycle.
Eridan - The Leader. Accidentally cobbles this mess into a working plan.

We can totally make this hapen.

The Troll A Team? I would watch it.

FTFY

As this is a lowly seablood adventurer the only appropriate crime heist movie would be this

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Also hi, big fan of the adventure, love it!

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Just so you know, I've spent perhaps the last four hours reading this whole fanadventure and I just love it to death and back. I adore the liberties you have taken with creating such new ideas and I LOVE the plot and the art and how adorable everything is, and i love how you've incorporated so many of my favorite ships into this, it's like you have been inside my head the whole time and i don't know what to do and i just want to cradle this whole thing in my arms and write sagas for it and draw masterpieces for it. I'm not even at the end of this thread, I still have some pages to go, but oh my god, I just wanted to let you know that I have just enjoyed this whole thing so much. You made me like things I didn't know I liked. You actually inspired me, too, to be a better writer and artist in general, and to stick to things when I start them {because oh my gog i don't want to KNOW how much of your time you have put into this, but that in itself is very admirable} and at this bout, I am just rambling, but my point remains, i want to stroke this thread tenderly and make love to it.

Sir and/or ma'am, consider your challenge accepted!

(Warning, image slightly large, as I don't feel like resizing it.)

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So, I remembered something about Equius being the block arranger when the Tetris thing was brought up. So I made this when I was bored:

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+--)This is rediculous. Why do I even hoove this?

Oh my god, I'm a whole thread late, somebody probably already did this, otherwise people have already forgotten about it, but anyway, here:



Also, this adventure is amazing and I love it. Ckret2, you're a really special gal.

I'm so trying to get something decent to illustrate this event. Well, if Nepeta doesn't get an attack of oppurrtunity on Eridan and moirail him while is defenceless. (and crush my little )

> Eridan : use crabdad antics to distract KK and elope at least.
> Karkat : sloppy makeout, now ! Then realize Nep is in your room and get into threshecutioner mode and hate yourself for that

@Strider : Since flushing emotions are a shade of pity, then Eridan has to pity Nepeta somehow to get a full reciprocical bond, I guess. Unless with refuge in audacity she does really turn into the knight. Hey Eridan, you just have to hope !

Annnnnnd it's !!!



(sorry, couldn't resist)

But I second the motion that Gamzee's religion officially be named the Cult Of The Clowns Of A Grim Persuasion That May Or May Not Be In Full Possession Of Their Mental Faculties.

I third this.

Also, Troll Jade is a jadeblood that's part of the Cult Of The Clowns Of A Grim Persuasion That May Or May Not Be In Full Possession Of Their Mental Faculties which is generally a lowblood cult, Troll Rose is a member of a Sea Dweller assassin squad that work for the goldbloods and Troll John seems to be a blue blooded member of The Sufferer's religion. So, is Troll Dave going to be a redblooded member of IRIS or something? xD

Edit but not really: Ninja'd by Ckret saying that Troll Dave might also be a clown cultist?

I fourth this. WITH PASSION

Also,

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> BP: kick more Aradia fanart into thread:


Gosh, I can't stop.

QUICK, BEFORE THE NEW THREAD SMELL WEARS OFF! WE NEED SOMETHING EPIC UP IN HERE.


> Eridan: Do something epic.


What? No. NO. This is what happened when you were messing around with Karkat's desktop computer camera. This is not epic in the slightest.

True, you do have this picture set as his desktop image now. A very important step in your plan to woo him as a kismesis. Now he will think about you and how much you infuriate him every time he uses his computer.

Plus, for some reason all of the security measures on his computer were off. (Almost like you are carrying around some magic key that deactivates them.) So you also locked the settings so he cannot change the background without entering his password.

And you changed his password to iwwanttolickeridansbulge.

This picture you took is still not very epic. And if we were to see what you are actually doing right now, we would mainly see you panicking over what you assume to be the threshecutioners' impending arrival.

Maybe we will come back to you later. Right now, it seems Vriska and Terezi are being much more epic.

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Ahahaha oh man you guys we're back in the cradle.

Expect me to celebrate this with a dorky update involving little kid trolls. We might even be out of the cradle by the time it happens BUT IT WILL STILL HAPPEN.

[ArsenicNog]

>Vriska: Do something sneaky and daring.

[Oblivion]

Vriska: Do the last thing anyone would ever expect - go along quietly and plot a far more elaborate escape elsewhere. Don't give Pyrope the pleasure of getting to run amok.

[billybobfred]

>Eridan: Take a better picture, that one looks terrible.

Alternately, scribble on this one to make it look ironically terrible.

[MysteryJack]

That image...

Oh god that is the best thing. Eridan has the derpiness to rival John Egbert in derpiness.

[ckret2]

That image...

Oh god that is the best thing. Eridan has the derpiness to rival John Egbert in derpiness.

He prefers to think of it as "glubiness".

... oh my god I forgot his fins. *PANICFLAIL*

EDIT: Ahahaha it's okay now. You didn't see anything. NOTHING.

[Nala]

He prefers to think of it as "glubiness".

... oh my god I forgot his fins. *PANICFLAIL*

I honestly didn't even notice until you pointed it out. I was distracted by his "glubiness".

>Vriska: Go along quietly...FOR NOW
>Terezi: Wonder what Vriska is scheming, and be disappointed she didn't try to escape. Wonder if you should "accidentally" smoke those seadwellers anyway

[MoogleEmpMog]

Vriska: Surely you must know some troll who can commune with animals; a supply of goldbloods with useful abilities must be the first thing you acquire when you set up shop on a new planet. It might still be Tavros; if not him, then somebody local. Either way, manipul8 a psychic dou8le reacharound and get that dragon out of the w8y. Then a8scond!!!!!!!!

[MysteryJack]

That image...

Oh god that is the best thing. Eridan has the derpiness to rival John Egbert in derpiness.

He prefers to think of it as "glubiness".

... oh my god I forgot his fins. *PANICFLAIL*

EDIT: Ahahaha it's okay now. You didn't see anything. NOTHING.

Apparently you're right, because I really didn't see it until you mentioned it.

I am the observant one, it is me.

[geometricEquasion]

OHWOW that was fast.

I only read this forum, like, 5 minutes ago, and you ALREADY FIXED IT.

[Kazerad]

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Ahahaha oh man you guys we're back in the cradle.

Shoot a message to one of the mods and they'll decradle this right away! Second threads don't need to escape the cradle all over again.

[kaoticAntagonist]

>Terezi: How exactly were you going to apprehend these dudes anyway? You are kind of in a stand-off.

[Qiam]

wow, Eridan is actually a surprisingly good kismesis

his Prankster's Gambit is off the charts right now

> Vriska: Manipul8.

[ckret2]

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Ahahaha oh man you guys we're back in the cradle.

Shoot a message to one of the mods and they'll decradle this right away! Second threads don't need to escape the cradle all over again.

I've already put up a request in the get-out-of-the-cradle thread, so no problems there.

>Terezi: How exactly were you going to apprehend these dudes anyway? You are kind of in a stand-off.

The only one she's trying to apprehend is Vriska, and if things go right she can just escort Vriska past all the sea dwellers and not have to worry about them.

Unless, of course, somebody resists. In which case she gets to incinerate IRIS and arrest Vriska. Win-win.

Assuming nothing goes wrong.

[Rational Absurdity]

It feels so cozy to be back in the cradle. I miss when most of the adventures were in here.
Oh well. Onward with the silliness!

[Sushi Database]

> Something: Go wrong.

[Korporal Kael]

Vriska and Terezi: realize how awkwardly close you are.

[Squiggles]

Terezi & Vriska, you both know what you must do now.

>Sloppy makeouts

[Stikk]

>Vriska: You've accounted for this already. Mind-control Tavros into mind-controlling Terezi's Lusus, and roll with that for a bit.

[FIDUSPAWN]

I have finally caught up and must say that this adventure is great in so many different ways.

[Snowmanne]

>Sollux: Let Karkat go already

[Sagi]

Oh man, I love all those titles, especially the last one. Congrats on thread 2. I'm still so happy I discovered your fan adventure and can read along.

Vriska: Don't go along quietly. If your allies can't survive Terezi's possible retaliation, they don't deserve to be your allies.

[aspiringHelpfulness]

>Sentineliminator: Boggle vacantly at these shenanigans.

EDIT: That pic. It is awesome. I really lol'd.

[Treehugger]

> Vriska: Consult your WWMD (What Would Mindfang Do) bracelet. Mindfang would never go along peacefully. So - you go along peacefully, because a central tenet of WWMD is to do the unexpected from time to time.
> UA: carefully back away from the scene. Stumble into one of your underlings whoops comrades, causing a slight kerfuffle. Meet up with Sollux.
> Puppetmaster: tip a 40 in memory of your broseph. At least he still managed to pay you before he snuffed it.

[Negatively Narcissistic]

Lususes: Surely you are tired of these shenanigans by now