I noticed the talk of needing some in here.
How aboooooout.... (and I'm just tossing this out there) Eridan Vriska/Terezi.
Of course it could also just be thrown in as a desire of Eridan's. He'd be in it for completely selfish reasons (keeping Vriska away from a relationship), he wouldn't even need to properly know Terezi (or anybody Vriska would show the slightest possible relationship interest with/from), and would just toss his auspitistic (?) feelings out there.