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    Chairman Jack: Return





    We are Chairman Jack. After intense deliberation and despite fierce opposition from the "destroy everything" bloc, we decided to attack the high priest at close range.

    The enemy and our creator and ally have both disappeared. This is highly unlikely.
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    Re: Chairman Jack: Emerge

    > Eh, whatever. Just look around. There's probably something of note nearby.

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    >It's probably a trick of some kind. Stick with the plan!

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    The "diligently follow orders" party moves that we quickly pursue the enemy. The motion carries almost unanimously. He cannot evade us forever.

    Despite our speed, he is nowhere near. This is very odd.

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    > Reconnaissance. What is near?

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    >What's that big grey thing?

    (Yes, I know what it is, but Jack doesn't.)

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    >Ponder use of the Royal We.

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    We are unable to detect the presence of any object in the considerable range of our telescopic vision - with the obvious exception of the translucent sphere we have just emerged from, that is. It does not appear to be solid. We are united in the decision to conduct a rigorous scientific probe to determine the nature of the anomaly.



    By which we mean we're going to shoot it, of course.


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    Re: Chairman Jack: Emerge

    It seems to have slowed your bullet down. Did it do that to you?

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    >Fly down towards the track town to see if they know anything.

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    >Examine the track town. See if anything else has made a sudden change.
    randomFerret = ooc pesterchum

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    Re: Chairman Jack: Emerge

    Avoid the bubble you just emerged from. Fly around and see if you can find any trace of the town.

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    Re: Chairman Jack: Emerge

    Attempt to return to the city in the void

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    According to our records, we are located almost precisely between the two cities we have visited already - the capitals of the Commonwealth and the Followers of the Icosahedron.

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    To the Commonwealth!

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    COMMONWEALTH HO!

    See if you can't find the Everyman or something.
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    Re: Chairman Jack: Emerge

    Quote Originally Posted by TobiasMoon View Post
    To the Commonwealth!
    Agreed, the best course of action by far would be to check in with those whom were on your side in the conflict, they should definitely have answers for you.

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    >Check the Commonwealth.

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    > While soaring to the Commonwealth, reflect on your existence thus far.

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    Re: Chairman Jack: Emerge

    There's no question that the Everyman would prefer that we move to assist our allies rather than launch a pointless assault on our enemies without backup. We set a course for the Commonwealth, full speed.



    It occurs to us that we may have been trapped in that distortion for some time. The battle is over. Given his condition, the Everyman may well be dead even if he prevailed. Since reality appears to persist, things cannot have gone too badly.

    I -- that is, we -- must find out what has happened in our absence, and just how long that absence was.

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    Re: Chairman Jack: Emerge

    When you reach the city, shift to Chairman (Humanoid) Form!
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    Re: Chairman Jack: Emerge

    Quote Originally Posted by Whimbrel View Post
    When you reach the city, shift to Chairman (Humanoid) Form!
    Or perhaps a smaller form, for reconnasence without detection.

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    Re: Chairman Jack: Emerge

    Quote Originally Posted by TobiasMoon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Whimbrel View Post
    When you reach the city, shift to Chairman (Humanoid) Form!
    Or perhaps a smaller form, for reconnasence without detection.
    He's got jetbird, humanoid and (spider?)tank forms. I don't think a tank would be any sneakier.

    Proceed with caution. The last time you we were in stasis it went from two people to two entire civilizations. Who knows what has changed since then.
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    Re: Chairman Jack: Emerge

    eeeeee, sequel :'D

    > Enter the commonwealth! As you land, morph into Secret Agent form and go to see the Lord Protector.

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    Re: Chairman Jack: Emerge

    Quote Originally Posted by Whimbrel View Post
    When you reach the city, shift to Chairman (Humanoid) Form!
    SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

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