Time Clones: The Game (HAT-FACED MONSTERS)

[Insani]

This is a joke adventure that I'm making, namely due to boredom due to the emptiness of the thread of my other adventure.

TIME CLONES, TIME CLONES EVERYWHERE.
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You are BOB GENTLEMAN (BG) and it has been a YEAR since you learned how to TRAVEL THROUGH TIME and create STABLE TIME LOOPS. Well actually, IT'S BEEN TEN DAYS but you've been time travelling around for a year.

Since your RAPID POPULATION caused by the HORROR that is STABLE TIME LOOPS, your army of TIME CLONES has taken over a large amount of the world. The others in the world are TOO AFRAID of your TIME CLONING SHITSTORM to attack any of you.

Now, the only question is, how will you survive the TIME CLONE SHITSTORM you have caused?

You are in a BLANK LANDSCAPE. There are lots of TIME CLONES here. They are all being idiots, just like you. One stands out in particular, what with his fleshy, BobGentleman hat. You shall call him INSANEHATWEARER (IHW).

WHAT DO YOU DO?

[Basileus]

>BG: Move to a more colorful chunk of landscape

[Fuade]

>Sloppy makeouts

[Insani]

>Sloppy Makeouts




No! The very thought disgusts you in numerous ways. You get extremely angry for the next ten minutes, during which you time clone yourself twice, and thus have two angry timeclones.

>Move to a more colorful landscape




You do so.

[Whimbrel]

Have a seizure

[Fuade]

>Rave

[Insani]

>RAVE



RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

[AbysmalNinja]

SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZUUUU UUUUUURRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

[Insani]

>SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZUUU UUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE



NO, THE RAVE MUST GO ON.

Besides, even if you wanted to have a seizure, you're not a 'seizure person'.

[Copygoo]

>Encounter large evil time monster.

[Insani]

Oh sweet Jegus, tiem mosnters!!!

I hate gifs. They scare me so much.

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>Encounter large evil time monster



You encounter BOB WITH MONSTER HEAD (BWMH). His TIME CLONES are ready to KILL YOUR TIME CLONES.

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH SHIT WHAT DO WHAT DO

[WhimsicalPhantasmagoria]

BG and time clones: Sloppy makeouts with BWMH and his time clones

[Insani]

>BG and time clones: Sloppy makeouts with BWMH and his time clones



HAHAHAHAHA NO.

You race the fuck away from here at top speeds with your FRICTION FEET THINGS.



You are now at the exact same place where you began.

[Fuade]

>Unstable a few of those loops.

[Insani]

>Unstable a few of those loops



THEY'RE ALL DEAD. ALL OF THEM. YOU MONSTER.



You're standing on a pile of dead time clones.

[Whimbrel]

Necromancy.

[Insani]

>Necromancy



You are now surrounded by undead Time Clones.

You are also an undead Time Clone.

[Whimbrel]

Eat brains

[Insani]

>Eat Brains



THIS IS STUPID

[Fuade]

>Eat Brians.

[Insani]

>Eat Brians



You continue to chase the man. You have decided to call him 'Brians'. You are attempting to EAT BRIANS.

THIS IS STILL STUPID

(Your name is BRAENEETRMENS (BRAEN))

[Someone]

> Use additional implements to eat BRAEN

[Insani]

> Use additional MY NEW WEAPON to eat BRAEN



You use additional MY NEW WEAPON on your MY NEW WEAPON and on it's MY NEW WEAPON. You now have MY NEW WEAPON holding MY NEW WEAPON holding MY NEW WEAPON.

That BRAEN will be yours!!!!!!!!

[Someone]

> Define "MY NEW WEAPON" as a chestpiece of a set of leather armour.

[Insani]

This is so incredibly stupid. It is so stupid it triggers your quirk of firing your THIS IS STUPID-BEAM whenever you notice something real stupid.

Oh shit you think you broke some sort of non-literal wall.