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    Time Clones: The Game (HAT-FACED MONSTERS)



    This is a joke adventure that I'm making, namely due to boredom due to the emptiness of the thread of my other adventure.

    TIME CLONES, TIME CLONES EVERYWHERE.
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    You are BOB GENTLEMAN (BG) and it has been a YEAR since you learned how to TRAVEL THROUGH TIME and create STABLE TIME LOOPS. Well actually, IT'S BEEN TEN DAYS but you've been time travelling around for a year.

    Since your RAPID POPULATION caused by the HORROR that is STABLE TIME LOOPS, your army of TIME CLONES has taken over a large amount of the world. The others in the world are TOO AFRAID of your TIME CLONING SHITSTORM to attack any of you.

    Now, the only question is, how will you survive the TIME CLONE SHITSTORM you have caused?

    You are in a BLANK LANDSCAPE. There are lots of TIME CLONES here. They are all being idiots, just like you. One stands out in particular, what with his fleshy, BobGentleman hat. You shall call him INSANEHATWEARER (IHW).

    WHAT DO YOU DO?
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    Re: Time Clones: The Game

    >BG: Move to a more colorful chunk of landscape

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    Re: Time Clones: The Game

    >Sloppy makeouts

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    Re: Time Clones: The Game

    >Sloppy Makeouts




    No! The very thought disgusts you in numerous ways. You get extremely angry for the next ten minutes, during which you time clone yourself twice, and thus have two angry timeclones.

    >Move to a more colorful landscape




    You do so.
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    Re: Time Clones: The Game

    Have a seizure
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    Re: Time Clones: The Game

    >Rave

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    Re: Time Clones: The Game

    >RAVE



    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
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    Re: Time Clones: The Game

    SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZUUUU UUUUUURRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Re: Time Clones: The Game (TIME CLONE RAVES)

    >SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZUUU UUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE



    NO, THE RAVE MUST GO ON.

    Besides, even if you wanted to have a seizure, you're not a 'seizure person'.
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    Re: Time Clones: The Game (TIME CLONE RAVES)

    >Encounter large evil time monster.

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    Re: Time Clones: The Game (TIME CLONE RAVES)

    Oh sweet Jegus, tiem mosnters!!!

    I hate gifs. They scare me so much.

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    >Encounter large evil time monster



    You encounter BOB WITH MONSTER HEAD (BWMH). His TIME CLONES are ready to KILL YOUR TIME CLONES.

    OH FUCK OH FUCK OH SHIT WHAT DO WHAT DO
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    Re: Time Clones: The Game (TIME CLONE RAVES)

    BG and time clones: Sloppy makeouts with BWMH and his time clones
    Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with forum

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    Re: Time Clones: The Game (LARGE EVIL TIME MOSNTERS)

    >BG and time clones: Sloppy makeouts with BWMH and his time clones



    HAHAHAHAHA NO.

    You race the fuck away from here at top speeds with your FRICTION FEET THINGS.



    You are now at the exact same place where you began.
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    Re: Time Clones: The Game (FRICTION FEET THINGS)

    >Unstable a few of those loops.

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    >Unstable a few of those loops



    THEY'RE ALL DEAD. ALL OF THEM. YOU MONSTER.



    You're standing on a pile of dead time clones.
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    Re: Time Clones: The Game (PILE OF DEAD TIME CLONES)

    Necromancy.
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    Re: Time Clones: The Game (PILE OF DEAD TIME CLONES)

    >Necromancy



    You are now surrounded by undead Time Clones.

    You are also an undead Time Clone.
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    Re: Time Clones: The Game (NECROMANCY)

    Eat brains
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    Re: Time Clones: The Game (NECROMANCY)

    >Eat Brains



    THIS IS STUPID
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    Re: Time Clones: The Game (NECROMANCY)

    >Eat Brians.

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    Re: Time Clones: The Game (NECROMANCY)

    >Eat Brians



    You continue to chase the man. You have decided to call him 'Brians'. You are attempting to EAT BRIANS.

    THIS IS STILL STUPID

    (Your name is BRAENEETRMENS (BRAEN))
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    Re: Time Clones: The Game (NECROMANCY)

    > Use additional implements to eat BRAEN

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    Re: Time Clones: The Game (NECROMANCY)

    > Use additional MY NEW WEAPON to eat BRAEN



    You use additional MY NEW WEAPON on your MY NEW WEAPON and on it's MY NEW WEAPON. You now have MY NEW WEAPON holding MY NEW WEAPON holding MY NEW WEAPON.

    That BRAEN will be yours!!!!!!!!
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    > Define "MY NEW WEAPON" as a chestpiece of a set of leather armour.

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    Re: Time Clones: The Game (BRAENEETERMENS)



    This is so incredibly stupid. It is so stupid it triggers your quirk of firing your THIS IS STUPID-BEAM whenever you notice something real stupid.

    Oh shit you think you broke some sort of non-literal wall.
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