The Smelting Pot

[bug]

Um totally please ignore my recipe and use Akumu's. I didn't read the instructions that closely.

[Akumu]

Yeah bug I originally said to mix water/ethanol equally to make vodka too... not sure if that or ethanol+sugar+time is the proper way to do it in this magical drink-mixing future.

[Whimbrel]

TIME TRAVEL MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER!

[dexexe1234]

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As you can see here, there is a perfectly fine table to rest the items on. Just plob them all down there, with slightly smaller in and out boxes.

All ingredients in boxes with either low transparency or none at all, along with nice "xnumber" boxes.

See? All streamlined and made much easier to see through, and still keeping the boxes!

[Tam Lin]

Coffee + milk + sugar in instant brewer

Edit: OMG OMG OMG ITEM CRAFTIIIIING

[earthexe]

First, check IDs!

"Okay. I just need to scan your IDs to verify that you paid for bar services..."


BEEP BOOP

Mixing Results

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2 Water > Chiller > 2 Ice
2 Coffee Beans > Grinder > 2 Coffee Grounds
2 Water + 2 Ethanol > Brewer (14 Days) > 4 Vodka

2 + 2 > 2
2 Sugar + 2 Ethanol > 2 Sugary Ethanol


2 Coffee Grounds > Extractor > 2 Coffee Flavor + 2 Gruels


2 Coffee Flavor + 2 Sugary Ethanol > Brewer (14 days) > 2 Coffee Liquor
Milk > Extractor > FAT + PISS

2 + 4 + 2 + 2 > 2
2 Ice + 4 Vodka + 2 Coffee Liquor + 2 Milk > 2 Iced White Russians

Two White Russians! Serve.

"Let's see how high I can get it above my head without spilling!"


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"Am I drunk, or am I just stuck on my land legs?"


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"GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS there are DOLPHINS outside!"


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"So, it turns out, Andrew doesn't really like Nicole, but Cori told us..."


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Tully: "You guys need to stop being so aggressive toward each other!"


"One of ya is gonna say something you regret later, and that ain't gonna help anyone!"


"Least of all, me!"


Greg: "Why are we even waiting to get food, anyway? Last time I checked, kitchen staff finished preparing meal for whole ship."


"That was half hour ago."


Brandon: "We're still waiting for Chloe to finish playing. The band still has 2 songs left, and it would be rude if we ate without her."


"I sure didn't make any promises."


"She's not your girlfriend."


"I know, I'm married."


"Both of ya, SHUT UP!"


"If I had a nickel for every time you two..."


Keep talking, Tully.

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Akumu, why you gotta be so smooth?

[Akumu]

> Aw yeah, that's some sexy fluting.

[dexexe1234]

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At least i hope my HUD tips helped just a little.

>Brandon: Just wait it out dude. That smooth ass will get his comeuppance.

[Mr. Eldritch]

>Is this an OCEAN ship, or just a SPACE ship above an OCEAN? Since you have time travel drink machines, you can never be sure.

[charcharmunro]

>Realise with horror you forgot to mix the drinks with style!

[Armok]

Oooh! Awesome crafting system! And I got a brilliant idea for it!

> Put water in the chiller set to -200C to get supercooled ice. Since at those low temperatures it takes slightly less space, you can then fit some water in. Then, you set it all to be cooled at -20C, still ice but now it takes more space, and that space is no longer there so instead you get very high pressure. You cool it under that pressure for ~100 000 years, and you should get Glacier ice! You know, that blue opaque chewy-not-brittle ice you usually find only in the depths of glaciers!

[Skelatox]

Oooh! Awesome crafting system! And I got a brilliant idea for it!

> Put water in the chiller set to -200C to get supercooled ice. Since at those low temperatures it takes slightly less space, you can then fit some water in. Then, you set it all to be cooled at -20C, still ice but now it takes more space, and that space is no longer there so instead you get very high pressure. You cool it under that pressure for ~100 000 years, and you should get Glacier ice! You know, that blue opaque chewy-not-brittle ice you usually find only in the depths of glaciers!

Chewy ice sounds terrible.

[Armok]

ok, bad description. I hear it's really sought after IRL thou, but that was somewhere random on the internet and I forgot when or where so I might be wrong.

[GuAndrade]

>Slap greg in the face. With the coffee beans sack.

[Skelatox]

>Slap greg in the face. With the coffee beans sack.

But there are infinite... DOO EET.

[earthexe]

> Aw yeah, that's some sexy fluting.

Chloe: "It isn't a flute, it's a fife."


"I know they're similar, but there's a difference."


Greg: "That's okay, because internet can know difference for me."

"Encyclowiki says 'Fife is small, high-pitched, transverse flute that is similar to piccolo, but louder and shriller due to narrower bore.' "


"Keyword here is 'flute.' "

>Slap greg in the face. With the coffee beans sack.

You totally would, but you don't have access to the bar at the moment, and you dare not touch his face with your hands.

He's usually a nice guy, but he seems to be particularly pranky today. Of course, he's always an ass, but he's more respectful about it on other days.


"Okay, fine. It's a type of flute, but you don't need to keep rubbing it in."

Chloe is your girlfriend. Surprisingly, she is a lot smarter than a lot of other girls you know. Smartness doesn't determine how quick you are to catch on to things, though, so she is often tricked into arguing with Greg.


"It's almost like you're calling it that on purpose, just so you can get a chance to read that article."

This little guy is Tully. This ship is the closest thing he has to a home, as he has no job or life outside of it. Somehow, he got a hold of a VIP pass, and he gets to stay and eat here for free as if he worked here. He acts like he owns the place, but he just caught a lucky break from life and gets to live comfortably. You hang out with him because he usually has interesting things to say, and Chloe thinks he's adorable.


"It's okay, guys. I'm just joking with you. Stop ganging up on me."


"You don't need to piss everyone off while doing it. Just slow down, it will do us all some good."


"..."


"Hey, I think I hear something on the intercom."



The intercom seems to have been running while you were arguing. You can make out faint chunks of phrases.

....noZSss.....captain, look at thzzZZZZzzsss... can't kezZZSSSSssing this wzzzZZZZSSSSssss..............sssstercomssSSSZZZ

The noise cuts out with a click.


"What was that?"

The intercom starts up again with a much louder voice bellowing forth.


"Hello, this is your captain speaking. Some unexpected circumstances have come up, and we will be changing course to stop by the city of New Orleans before continuing on the cruise. We apologize for the inconvenience."

There was a certain alarmed tone to his voice.

[Skelatox]

>Suddenly, your voice has also taken on an alarmed tone! (Hint: This is because you are terrified!)

[Armok]

> "Umm, lets go stand by the lifeboats for no reason in particular, shall we?"

[ch00_bakka]

>Grab infinite sugar, milk, coffee, water before you go to the lifeboats

[nupanick]

> FIND A TOWEL.

[Gadolinium]

>Throw rubber snakes at Greg while he's distracted.

By the way, it probably doesn't matter much at this exact moment, but are ratios going to be important in mixing drinks? For example, an iced White Russian is Ice + 2 Vodka + Coffee Liquor + Milk. If we had inputted just one of each (i.e. not 2 Vodka), would we have failed and lost all our ingredients? Or will recipes be created and set in stone whenever we make something that's fairly similar (i.e. if we had inputted 3 vodka and 2 coffee liquer, that would now be the "official" recipe)? Or something else?

[Chwoka]

New Orleans, woo!

[earthexe]

Hello friends.

> "Umm, lets go stand by the lifeboats for no reason in particular, shall we?"

"All in favor for getting out of here, say-"


God dammit.

[Chwoka]

Get out through the gaping wound in the hull and swim to the top.

[greenMachine]

>Run! Run like you've never run before! if you're lucky you might get to survive long enough to see a theme park filled with giant animals, but that's not important right now. JUST RUN!

(neat adventure!)