Loading Mini-Grand Framework... Done.
Generating Administration Personality... Failed. Applying default personality.
Default personality active.
Generating Characters... Done.
Four beings suddenly found themselves nowhere, able to see one another but nothing else. A synthesized voice came out of the nothing surrounding them.
"First contestant: Grand Battle Computational Engine, or GBCE for short, or GBCE for short, or GBC]
"Second contestant: Urist McBeardsword, a swordsma**\\\uspended by horse-hair.
"Thi3333pouftant: Melissa, sentient chainmailto:firstname.lastname@example.org a virus.
"4ourth contestant: Selvsetter, studenenenenenenen]ology and zoology.
"Introducing antivirus to combat corruptions. Parsley.EXE enabled."
Generating Setting......., ERR5550212 .
The four generated characters suddenly found themselves moved, scattered across an empty, bright-blue plane. White letters flickered into being around them, some appearing miles high, then vanished. An assortment of objects then appeared, scattered around, clearly taken from a wide variety of possible scenarios. Some appeared misshapen, out-of-scale, or generally corrupted.
"Corrupt contestants relegated to recycle bin for storage until deletion.
"Aborting battle simmm\\=***ost forgot to mention- y'all've been brought here for a bit of a competition, a fight to the death. Now, soon as one of you carks it, you'll wind up***nsported, like a dandelion in the breeze, to another plane of existence. Thus, the cycle***epeating until only one contestant remains. Round one begins."