THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE YOU CAN ONLY MAKE ONE POST

[Esrever]

Hey guys! In this thread you are only allowed to post ONE TIME, so make it count. People who post more than once will get HONEST TO GOD infractions, unless it's an accidental double post that you remove as soon as possible.

You are allowed to:

1. Edit your post.
2. Delete your post and then post a brand new post (do this sparingly)
3. Edit your post to include quotes from later on in the thread (it's called foreshadowing bro)

You are not allowed to:

1. Post more than once (duh)
2. that's it probably

i'll edit this with more shit later???

you can pretty much post about any topic you want, guys

go out there and make your posts count goddammit

GUYS WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT EITHER

a) keeping this thread around until the end of days
b) locking this one in exactly a month at which time a new one will be made

schazer, the time shenanigans won't be a big deal as long as we stay ORGANIZED

wait shit

Esrever, you should sticky this right away, while I work on writing my auto-biography and put it here.
sticky this because otherwise it will be LOST IN THE DEPTHS OF THE FORA.

GENIUS

look at the jerks on page two callously ignoring my rules. OH WAIT! their posts are DELETED now............ because they didn't follow the rules......................................... don't get your posts deleted guys

@Niall on page 10: it's like an easter egg hunt. only you're looking for people who have replied to you! is the reply under a bush? behind the dumpsters? you may never know.............

WELCOME BACK MARELO I GOT YOU THESE CAKES

[Blueberry]

this is beautiful.

edit: sup guys, i don't have the energy for time shenanigans right now but i still think this thread is pretty great


edit @ ampysand: clearly the answer is Kanyes West

[Varkarrus]

oh Triangle Man, you so funny.

also this should be around forever, not locked once a month.


EVERYTHING TO KNOW ABOUT ME, VARKARRUS / MOLDOVA IN EUROVISION 2011 / MOLDOVARK

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Name: COMPLETELY UNKNOWN TO ALL
Gender: LADYBITS
Age: 16
Birthday: August 18th
Astrological Sign: GIANT GROWLY MANE KITTY
Sexuality: Asexual
Height/Weight: 5'6", 95 pounds

Biography:

Varkarrus is a COLOSSAL 10 FOOT TALL HAMSTER that came from the FROZEN NORTH, after SUFFOCATING A GRIZZLY BEAR and tanning it's hide to make a TOP HAT. She proceeded to DESTROY THE CHAOS SURROUNDING MSPAF, and fuck everyone's shit up.

Notable Accomplishments:
Started the Karkat's name is Carl meme, which died after Karkat was named. Karkat sure sounds similar to Carl, though!
Started the Croc H / Croc K meme, which also isn't that big anymore
Helped create the Everything Generator, a helpful tool for all RP-ers. I insist that Miff did most of the work and he deserves the credit.
Made the [S] Save Forum minigame, found in the 53rd chat thread OP.

Theme Song: Six Sided Hamster (By Traikan)

Good at: Programming, Being Silly

Bad at: Taking anything seriously, drawing and other artsy stuff.

Likes: Hamsters and other furry creaures, coke, video games, food in general
Hates: Exercise, ducks, modern pop music

oh man Drillgorg I will tell you everything about buttseekers. one day I was chewing my nails after not washing my hands and I noticed clon was hurting and from that day forth for a very long time I would feel terrible internal butt pains from the buttseekers I had until I got buttseeker medicine.
hate. dose. buttseekers.

IF ANYONE IS READING THIS PUT THE FUNNIEST KNOCK KNOCK JOKE YOU KNOW IN YOUR POST

Here are my catchphrases:

GUYS GUYS GUYS
OH MAN OH MAN

[Solaris]

Oh man, watorbattle that was a very funny answer!
So insightful.
Anyway, to answer you, 31.

Okay, question for the person below me, What is your least favorite thing to be mentioned or alluded to in Homestuck?


PAGE 3 I CHALLENGE YOU TO BATTLE!

[evergreenWanderer]

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Great idea, dude. O:
I'll edit this post with awesome as soon as I'm not like dead tired. Until then, have some pantskat:
Pantskat
Moar Pantskat

@Solaris:
Nothing. No seriously nothing. Considering that Homestuck is basically one giant story that we're watching in development, it's hard to get irked by anything in a story if it's still technically a work in progress.

I know I said I would edit this post with awesome before. But planned awesome is going to be delayed a bit. (i.e. It was going to be artz. o: ) So yeah. I could post up random fanartz here if anyone is curious instead of the big art project thingy I had planned to be posted here instead. OO:

Gonna delay planned awesome artz due to having trouble doodling with my laptops trackpad and planning to buy a tablet sometime in the week to solve it. Till then, I present to you something that I recently remembered from my childhood. Something that I think I subconsciously forgot about or suppressed. Twice Upon a Time:



It has a good story. But that animation is just nightmarish at some points.

I am falling in love with Sburb album. I may actually artz up some pictures inspired by the music. O:

On a random note, I did my own version of the

My only regret is that I can't animate this. :c

Just hit my 3000th post updating my own forum adventure.
Will update this with 3000th pwnst goodness.

Edit#3....or something idek.
Holy cow I've been away from the forums for such a long time and everything is chrome. Did I somehow sleep into the future? Is everything chrome??? Should I be scared?

[Drillgorg]

Watch me make a ton of posts and delete them so only you can see them Es. (And you Blueberry.)

I know Schazer, replying to you from up here is so much fun!

I think for now I won't erase anything, just make more entries. I feel like the gulf between first and second page is going to be insurmountable, that we will interact in completely separate spheres.

Moldova lets talk about buttseekers.

Spook Blotter and Scrumptious are lucky Tynic was around, if it had been Esrever or me they would be swimming in infractions!

Well what is up my brosephs.

[Schazer]

I am expecting exciting developments from this thread. Which'll be bound to be a few pages long at most, and full of delicious chrono-illogical walls of text.

Stuff that hasn't been respondeded to in a while can live here:

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I know Schazer, replying to you from up here is so much fun!

Yeah, the existence of a thread where saying " yay first page!" isn't tantamount to being immediately relegated as a shitposter? Who'da thunk it.

go out there and make your posts count goddammit

schazer, the time shenanigans won't be a big deal as long as we stay ORGANIZED

wait shit

Uh, I'm honestly down for weird time shit (hell, I was in a short-lived roleplay where I abused my mod powers to play as a temporal gremlin who could jump in and out of the timestream at will. Which basically meant retroactively working the gremlin (called Gettysburg) into other peoples' posts.). But I'm pretty sure we've only got the one post to make it count. /semantics

AH: I'm lip-reading it as "condom".

inb4 Schazer decides to edit everyone's post

Ahahaha. Nah, I'll stick to my own corner from now on. Promise. Maybe. Probably.

I feel as though this whole thread is for the mods and admins to laugh at our silly butts.

Because for anyone who isn't an admin or a mod, this thread is fucking confusing.

Unless you were here at the start, and have been keeping track of all the ridiculous edits and deletes.

I'm doing my bit for those with deeply-entrenched chronological habits, but quoting+copypasting! I'm just scanning the thread periodically and picking up bits and pieces as they interest me. For now.

Hey Nopad, your avatar reminded me that I was thinking of crocheting a reicat at some point. You got any pictures of the original red and white one floating around?

[Paul]

I want my spot on the first page, just in case.

Success!

i have thought about a thread like this before

this is the best idea :3

Funny, me too actually.

e1: MAYDAME THIS THING IS COOL

I've posted that site before! I love it. :3

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[P_equals_NP]

hip goop roblah


edit: pffftttttt this post is still here

[glub]

This post is an unedited post.

[insonorousItinerary]

WE'RE DOING THIS.
WE'RE MAKIN' THIS HAPPEN.

Also, this thread will make no sense by the time things are said and done.
Or, even less sense.

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA


GUYS I LOVE YOU ALL.

[CaptainZaven]

WHY IF ONLY WE WERE ALL WIENER DOGS



ALL OUR PROBLEMS WOULD BE SOLVED

There is a serket in this post that is not safe for work find and click on it if you dare.

@revolutionaryLoser: FALSE STATEMENT, because i did not discover you. you were already found by someone else. When i find a wild boy who has been raised by wolves, THAT will be the most interesting person i discover.
(nsfw)
youtube.com/
@tesseract:

watch?v=
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[AtomicFeedback!]

i have thought about a thread like this before

this is the best idea :3

e1: MAYDAME THIS THING IS COOL

e2: DMX we are clinkin glasses in that chatfic

cheers

[Leowilliam]

I HAVE DRAWN A HORRORTERROR BUT I HAVE NO SCANNER HE HE



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Whow were you expecting,eintein,the TOOTH FAIRY?

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'nuff said

@helloJed; Cool
is he in this forum?

[Almost Human]

How many ways can we draw Almost Human?

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Why do I always use the same orange in my sketching?
Weird.

After a few hours of wandering aimlessly through the vastness of the MSPA Forest, beating up trees and being generally depressed, NaP ended up following the Comments Stream to a huge waterfall formed from the massive amounts of complaints flowing into the forum. NaP stood for a moment in awe of the scene, before her ears picked up the distinctive twang of a banjo coupled with the off-key, somewhat slurred sound of someone singing. The pumpkin-headed forumite cast her gaze about until it landed on a familiar figure sitting in a tree.
“Almost Human? What are you doing here?!” Exclaimed NaP, punching the tree in surprise. “You didn't get banned, did you?”
AH, who was far too manly to describe using gendered pronouns, stopped strumming their banjo and looked down. “Whoa, it's NAP. Nah, I'm too manly to ban. My internet connection is completely shitty, so I'm hanging out here,” said AH, sounding slightly intoxicated. And they probably were. “So what foul deed have you committed to land you all the way out here at ODIN's grave?”

For a moment NaP lost the train of the conversation and re-assessed the area, awed. Indeed, she had somehow failed to notice the massive viking ship sticking prow-first out of the waterfall pool. NaP attributed this oversight to the gourd she wore as a helmet, and reaching up to adjust it, punched herself solidly in the face. What pumpkin?
“Ow,” she said, and her attention was brought back to the matter at hand. “I can't stop punching,” she informed AH dolefully.
AH laughed. “Izzat what they banned you for? What a bunch of pillweefs. All you gotta do is change your avatar.”
“But I don't know how to do that!” protested NaP.
“Just go see Bandages. He'll fix you up,” said AH.
“Oh, Bandages is still around? Where is he?” Said Nap, surprised.
“He's holed himself up in the old Adventure Suggestions Tower,” AH informed her.
“All right, I'm gonna go there now. Thanks, AH!” called NaP as she set off for Bandages' lair.

[Dr.DMX]

I'm too cool to make my post count.

[rj lake]

This post is an unedited post.

goin' fuckin' meta or whatever the fucking fuck.

or shit.

who even

whatever. i think i'm drunk. i need

i need to answer some questions. or something.

i'll doi t whe

i wake uiop

fuck

okay

wh

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mmmm


hmm

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okay yeah.

this is going to be the spest post

edit: edited

i am drunk again, except this tue i am hangover

itsokay

i will only edit this when i am drunk from now in

[RedMage]

I had an idea for an awesome thread.

You know how we could post several times on a single topic? what if we could only post ONE TIME???
The topic could be anything, and it would be dynamic. You could edit your posts to respond to others.

edit: Wait, the thread already exists? OH THE TIME SHENANIGANS!

reddit: oh no ghost Schazer has come! hide me!

[Touya]

> Attempt posting in this thread to decipher the point of it.
You successfully post, waiting to have the point divulged to you
...THIS IS STUPID

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

[SUPER SURPISE MOD EDIT, THIS IS REALLY SLOWING DOWN THE PAGE SO IT'S ALL SPOILERED NOW!!!! - Esrever]

SUPER SURPRISE NON-MOD EDIT: oh noooooo

SONG TIME

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I was intending to show that I had an eclectic taste in music and subjects but in the end I think all I ended up showing was that I am overly fond of Linkara, remixes, and musicals.

But I am not ashamed, so SCREW YOU SOCIETY

ESPECIALLY YOU MARK

AND YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT

[spook blotter]

[DecidedlyDevious]

[Valex]

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[PepperYena]

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