THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE YOU CAN ONLY MAKE ONE POST

[Rippentaire]

[crystalblisters]

this is my contribution to this and my first post ever

now i can go home

[the golden flower]

I'm going to use my one post to tell a story. The story of how I found Homestuck and why I stayed.

-coughs-

It was a year ago. I was on my computer at home looking at some fanart on DA when I happen to notice a strange group of characters with gray skin and horns. I found their design interesting but for a while didn't go and figure out their sorce. It took a picture of a boy named John flying with a grayskinned, horned girl named Vriska to appear before I finally broke down and went to figure out what this Homestuck was all about.

I found my way to the page and went, 'Well, I'll give it till Act Four. If it doesn't catch my interest by then I'll stop reading it.' It didn't take long for me to be completely trapped by the comic. I grew to like each of the character, and get interesting in what they were doing. Though I was thousands of pages behind the current pages, I kept at it and faithfully read each page and watched each flash.

I hit a snag around Act Five Part One. My computer crashed and for a while I didn't have a computer to use and check on Homestuck. For a while (about three months) I sat and waited. Eventually I thought that I would never get a new computer and read Homestuck again.

I did get a computer eventually, but that is another tale entierly. (A very long and painful one.) When I went to MSPaint Adventures I realized that it would take me even longer to get to the current post but I went to work. It was an amazing ride. I learned to love the characters all over again, old ones and ones that I haven't met before. Vriska became my favorite troll, even though I love all the trolls. I was blown away by '[s] Make her Pay' and then all the other flashes that came after.

Then I nearly had a heart attack when I got to [s] Cascade and saw it for the first time. It was mind blowing.

Eventually I made my way to the end. Met the new kids, saw everything that happened began to guess at what may happened. I morned the lost of Andrew Hussie. I hope that Vriska comes back. But I am glad to be finally caught up and ready to read the current stuff as it happens.

[MustLoveCats]

HEY WORLD GET READY FOR ME YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

THIS IS NOT My POST IS NOT PERFECT. ADD SOME AWESOMEss NoW.

BIG FONT

TINY FONT

RAINBOW FONT

[Phenom1250]

HEY WORLD GET READY FOR ME YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

THIS IS NOT My POST IS NOT PERFECT. ADD SOME AWESOMENESS. NOW.

Get a life, kid.

[OneQuarterPower]

We interrupt this thread to give you a spoiler full of people waving things around.

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This guy is ridiculous.

So are these guys.

See those rings? The person waving them about? Awesome.

[Crenox]

Mind blown.

[derangedCrusader]

I am using my only post in this topic for this.

TOTALLY WORTH IT AM I RITE

[legacySystems]

OH GOSH GUYS WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO.

UHHH. HI.

[Kururu4ever]

bluh

[Jaspers]

...I'm putting my post here and waiting for something cool to come along so I can edit it.

[gothalicious]

This is my one post
I wish I were friends with a ghost
My hair really needs to be cut
I like my boyfriend's butt
Glow sticks and Stephen Colbert's toe
Why did you bump my arm you damn hoe
A bunch of other irrelevant things
I really suck at writing these poem things
This ends my one post
I don't like toast

[HexMix]

Gotta make it count.
Yolo.

[Drunkard]

i...

[thottobeextinct]

YOPO!
You Only Post Once!

lol, word play

[solluxcapacitor]

i'll just leave this here.

[KawaiiCupcakez]

HoNk! HoNK! (Well my last post here...Possibly XD)

[icyKingpin]

IN YOUR THREAD

MAKING MY POST COUNT

(I was gonna do Hardware Store, but I was afraid it would crash the forum.)

[CapnCourage]

You people put no time into your posts here, I'll show you how to do it. You must tell a story, an epic story that shall send chills of pure awe down your viewers spinal cord. The story must be one of your life!It must go like this... When I was first born straight from my mother's womb I was not in awe but in absolute confusion. I then grew up, and when I was old enough I understood what my life was meant for. IT was to post this post saying my life story, and that post went like this:You people put no time into your posts here, I'll show you how to do it. You must tell a story, an epic story that shall send chills of pure awe down your viewers spinal cord. The story must be one of your life! It must go like this... When I was first born straight from my mother's womb I was not in awe but in absolute confusion. I then grew up, and when I was old enough I understood what my life was meant for. IT was to post this post saying my life story, and that post went like this:You people put no time into your posts here, I'll show you how to do it. You must tell a story, an epic story that shall send chills of pure awe down your viewers spinal cord. The story must be one of your life! It must go like this... When I was first born straight from my mother's womb I was not in awe but in absolute confusion. I then grew up, and when I was old enough I understood what my life was meant for. IT was to post this post saying my life story, and that post went like this:You people put no time into your posts here, I'll show you how to do it. You must tell a story, an epic story that shall send chills of pure awe down your viewers spinal cord. The story must be one of your life! It must go like this... When I was first born straight from my mother's womb I was not in awe but in absolute confusion. I then grew up, and when I was old enough I understood what my life was meant for. IT was to post this post saying my life story, and that post went like this:You people put no time into your posts here, I'll show you how to do it. You must tell a story, an epic story that shall send chills of pure awe down your viewers spinal cord. The story must be one of your life! It must go like this... When I was first born straight from my mother's womb I was not in awe but in absolute confusion. I then grew up, and when I was old enough I understood what my life was meant for. IT was to post this post saying my life story, and that post went like this:You people put no time into your posts here, I'll show you how to do it. You must tell a story, an epic story that shall send chills of pure awe down your viewers spinal cord. The story must be one of your life! It must go like this... When I was first born straight from my mother's womb I was not in awe but in absolute confusion. I then grew up, and when I was old enough I understood what my life was meant for. IT was to post this post saying my life story, and that post went like this:You people put no time into your posts here, I'll show you how to do it. You must tell a story, an epic story that shall send chills of pure awe down your viewers spinal cord. The story must be one of your life! It must go like this... When I was first born straight from my mother's womb I was not in awe but in absolute confusion. I then grew up, and when I was old enough I understood what my life was meant for. IT was to post this post saying my life story, and that post went like thiiiiiii.... hang on a second. Haven't I just said this already?

[Cetus Amicus]

CERULEAN
CITY
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V

GARY WAS HERE!
ASH IS A LOSER!

[Absol]

This is so worth it.

[past!antecessorDolorosa]

I don't know. This seems like a fun idea, but I never really know what to do with "Only Post Once" threads.

...Crud. Well, thank goodness for editing. Hm, I... Augh. This is only the 22nd post on this page! There are three spaces in the thread after mine! Ah, well, if someone deleted their post, even the 250th post would become just the 249th.

I wonder if I'm the only person who opened the image info for Cerulean City above to see if it was an animation with a really long intro frame. Strange how I seem to be making portmantypos a lot lately (like "infor" and "justhe" instead of "info for" and "just the"). I wonder if it's me or my computer. Probably me.

[Green Sun]

Serious business used to happen when you typed my name.

[optimusjamie]

Serious business used to happen when you typed my name.

Green Sun.
There. I fixed it.

[Viollante]

You know you're a homestuck fan when...

You find yourself thinking, "BLUH" when you're exhausted, have a bad day, or use it as a substitute for blah
You ship every anime you watch in the four quadrants... unconsciously
You find yourself shooshpaping your friends when they need to calm down
Everytime you hear someone say white majic your first thought is, "It's not magic, it's science"
When you find yourself crushing on a girl you have a compelling desire to give her a wwhale

I do every one of these things.X)