(I update the Irrelevant Ramblings every now and then. It's kind of like an author log. Not that anyone cares.)
You're here, wherever that is. You don't have any memories aside from basic motor skills and the like. (Except for Juno. You freaking love that movie.) It's almost as if the author of this is deliberately leaving the world around you open-ended. Not that you have any memory of such an author, of course.