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[BoisseauMR]

(I update the Irrelevant Ramblings every now and then. It's kind of like an author log. Not that anyone cares.)

Irrelevant Ramblings:

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06-17-2011:

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Okay, this is my first one of these, but I've read quite a few, so I know how it all works. Despite being my first attempt, don't expect anything less than the most amazing thing you've ever seen. Because your disappointment is no skin of my duck's back, or whatever that saying is. Anyways, don't be afraid to suggest random, silly, or downright stupid stuff. I will probably take it as long as it isn't offensive or whatever.

06-30-2011:

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This is going farther than I expected. It was planned to just be a few updates as an experiment. Looks like some plot might have to make an appearance at some point. I feel like I've actually developed a little of a following almost Thinking of getting a mirror, but I won't do that for a while yet, as nothing terribly exciting has happened. Going to try to update at an unholy rate until the second of July, when I'll abscond for a week. Hopefully that doesn't make this lose all it's steam. Segue. I'm really liking the community here! I think I'll stay. I have at least a dozen adventures I'm subscribed to.

07-01-2011:

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Well, tomorrow I depart for a week long vacation. I hardly think you can call it a vacation when there's no computer or internet to fool around with, but I guess that's how it is. I made my last update for a week, but I'll be back in action by the ninth or tenth! I'm already looking forward to that; this thing is eating my life.

05-05-2012

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I'm going to try to resurrect this thing, so this is officially back. Not sure how frequent updates will be, but I'll try my best to keep up with it.

You're here, wherever that is. You don't have any memories aside from basic motor skills and the like. (Except for Juno. You freaking love that movie.) It's almost as if the author of this is deliberately leaving the world around you open-ended. Not that you have any memory of such an author, of course.

[Whimbrel]

Wave to reflection.

[BoisseauMR]

> wave to reflection

You wave to the reflection. He doesn't seem very friendly, but he is devilishly handsome, if you do say so yourself.

[ArsenicNog]

>Is that water? Try to drink it!

[BoisseauMR]

> try to drink whatever you're standing on

It sure looked like water, but alas, you've only hit your head on a hard, reflective surface. The ripples at your feet seem to be coming from your reflection. You wonder why you hadn't just felt around with your toes before trying to consume the floor.

[Vero]

>Become homo-erotically involved with your reflection.

>Reflection: Wave back.

[BoisseauMR]

> become homo-erotically involved with your reflection

As aforementioned, your reflection is devilishly handsome. He does not appear to acknowledge your existence, let alone have any sort of interest in you. You have, however, regained the knowledge that you are a homosexual.

[Gimeurcookie]

> Walk to your left, see if your reflection follows.

[ArsenicNog]

>Wonder what's up with your aloof reflection. Is he even a reflection at all?

[Fuade]

>Punch the floor! Maybe you can break through!

[Fengar]

>Rip off one of your arms in offering to the reflection-god.

[doorKicker]

>Reflection: Quickly retrieve arms from homosexual.

[BoisseauMR]

> walk left to see if the reflection follows you

You walk to your left. The reflection doesn't move. He really doesn't care about you at all. This saddens you, as you have been deeply emotionally invested in him since you remembered your sexuality.

> wonder about the reflection

You wonder about the reflection, if that's even what it is. You decide that it isn't a reflection, but a devilishly handsome fellow behind thick glass. You wonder how he's hanging by his feet like that, and why there are ripples, but you are proud of yourself for figuring out he's not a reflection, so you decide not to really pursue these thoughts.

> punch the floor to see if you can break through

Your last interaction with the floor left a pain in your head. Clearly, you just didn't hit it hard enough! You throw your fist into the floor! Now both your head and your hand hurt, and you have achieved nothing. The satisfaction of your deductive reasoning is offset by your injured body.

> reflection: wave back

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Vero, sorry, I didn't see this one earlier. I was beginning to wonder if anyone would ever figure to give a command to the reflection.

You wake up, waving your arms about like a loon in your bed. It's a good thing there are no windows in your tiny room, because someone probably would have seen that. There's nothing special about your room, really, except for how small it is. The door leads to the rest of your tiny apartment. If only you were tiny, so your home would be appropriately sized.

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(Working on the next two now.)

[BoisseauMR]

> non-reflection: sacrifice an arm to the Relfection God

You remove your left arm and hold it aloft to summon the Reflection God, assuming there is one, and hope that he will help you. As the blood hits the floor, there is a deafening noise. What have you done? Before the Reflection God appears, your vision fades to white and all of your senses are lost. You can't move.

> reflection: quickly retrieve arms from homosexual

You are now fully awake. You go to retrieve your arms from a homosexual when you realize that you already have arms, and even if you didn't, there are no homosexuals to be found, save for yourself. Figuring this counts as giving yourself the arms, you have indeed succeeded at retrieving your arms from a homosexual, and quickly to boot. You are one smooth guy.

[fuzzyPsychosis]

> Read that snazzy looking to-do list

[BoisseauMR]

> read to-do list

You read your to-do list. It shows that you have successfully made a to-do list and added items to said list, as well as gone shopping. You are hardly the stereotypical homosexual, but, man, do you love shopping! You do note however, that you are in need of seventeen crackers. You don't remember why, but this seems very important. You often forget important things, but you have also forgotten this fact, so you are quite confused. Also, you hate children. A lot.

[earthexe]

Open the chest.

[BoisseauMR]

> open the chest

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Whoops, kinda messed up the wall over where the chest was. Too lazy to fix, but that's not a hole or anything.

Despite your manly feat of moving the chest out of that corner, it is locked. You have forgotten the location of the chest key. You wonder if you do this every day, and then forget, but you forget what you were thinking about. Must not have been important.

[fuzzyPsychosis]

>look under bed for key

[earthexe]

Examine calendar.

[Menen]

Move Lamp and look under the box it was standing on

[Technetium 99]

>Check under pillow for key and/or teeth.

[Fengar]

>Open the box.

[BoisseauMR]

> look under bed

You check under the bed. You find a key and a stick of gum. Seeing as you have no inventory or anything, you simply hold both.

> examine calendar

You look at your calendar; there doesn't seem to be anything of interest on it, but you made it yourself, and of that you are quite proud.

> check under the box

You move the box and the lamp to your bed. You're not sure how the box of flimsy cardboard was able to hold up the lamp. Looking back where the furniture was, if you can call it that, there is a thick slice of cheese. You leave it there, as you are already holding the key and the stick of gum, and this is some pretty big cheese. It may come into use when you get those crackers, depending on what you intend to do with them.

> check under the pillow

You move your pillow in case there are teeth under it. There are no teeth, but there is a paper clip. You add this to your handful of junk. You also note the disarray of your room. What a mess you've made. You've literally moved everything that your small arms can move. This is actually somewhat of an accomplishment.

[Fengar]

>Eat the cheese then open the chest with the key.

>Non?Refletion man: How are you holding up?