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[BoisseauMR]

> reflection: eat cheese and open the chest

After consuming the block of cheese, you unlock the chest that's been bugging you with the key you found under your bed. You examine the contents of said chest. You have no idea what this is, and you wonder why you own such a thing. You wonder if it's very important and figure that it must be, because it was locked in a chest.

> non-reflection: examine surroundings

You remember that you can no longer move or sense your surroundings.

[Gimeurcookie]

> Jump in chest.

[BoisseauMR]

> jump in the chest

You decide to jump in the chest. This is one of your sillier whims, considering you don't even know where to find such a thing; there are no chests here, and, to your memory, there never have been.

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For the record, I'm totally winging this. There's no specific plot in mind.

[Gimeurcookie]

> Put the box over your head, leave the room.

[BoisseauMR]

> put the box on your head and leave the room

You aren't sure why, but you have a hankering for boxheadedness, perhaps due to the embarrassment of trying to leap into an imaginary chest. Regardless, you advance into the hall. You can at least remember the layout of your apartment. Curiously, nowhere on your mental map is there an exit.

[Vero]

>Venture forth towards the main room. Than ignore it and go into the kitchen for a drink, you look parched.

[Xanaboy13]

Fondly regard Juno poster, and admire what a terrific and handsome actor Michael Cera is.

[Fengar]

>Enter the closet.

[earthexe]

Main room. Go.

[BoisseauMR]

Not to bump this topic or anything (except that's exactly what I'm doing), but there won't be any updates until midday tomorrow. Keep adding commands/suggestions/whatever-you-want-to-call-them, though. I'll do an action for every unique command in the order they are presented*.

*I'll probably go the the closet before the main room/kitchen just so we don't have to go back and forth.

[BoisseauMR]

> go to the closet

You don't have to move very far to get to your closet. You can't see anything, but you know what your closet looks like, and you imagine it. There is a shoebox and a fancy hat on the shelf. You could never reach the top shelf, so there's nothing up there.

> fondly regard Juno poster

You attempt to fondly regard the poster of your favorite film and recall what a fabulous and attractive actor Michael Cera is... Fabulous and attractive indeed. Your fond gaze is interrupted by cardboard, however, so you admire that instead.

> go to the kitchen and fix yourself a drink

You go to the kitchen and stand in front of the fridge. You just stand there, because you know that even if you opened the fridge, you wouldn't be able to examine its contents; you would also be cold. You are thirsty. Very thirsty. Parched, even.

[Xanaboy13]

>Take the damn box off your face, you look like a tool.

[BoisseauMR]

> take the box off your head

You suddenly realize you resemble the contents of a tool box in the least complimentary way. You capchtalogue the box to your sylladex to get it out of the way.

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You actually have no idea what any of that means, so you put the box on the floor next to you.

[earthexe]

Examine contents of fridge

[BoisseauMR]

> examine contents of fridge

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The perspective of the fridge doesn't match that of the rest of the room. Whoops.

You open the fridge to look inside. Inside are milk, a container of leftover pasta, and some fruit. You have also built a house of cards in there, apparently. You don't have very much food in here because you mostly eat out. Your home is uncomfortable and boring, and you have no means of preparing food, or dishes for that matter. Everything you own, for the most part, was just here when you moved in.

[fuzzyPsychosis]

>eat the fruit. punch the cards down. be awesome

[Airedar]

Cards!get.

[Vero]

Yuck, you hate milk. Get some water from the tap.

Enjoy your drink on your couch facing the empty wall where a TV or something would be.

[Fengar]

>Punch holes in the box for arms and your head, then wear the box as a shirt. Go back to the closet and get your hat.

[hero122]

>Examine contents of freezer.

[BoisseauMR]

> knock over the cards and take them

You spent hours building this house of cards! And now you want to demolish it? Absurd! And yet... You knock it over and take the cards. There are sixteen of them.

> wear the box like a shirt

You have the urge to wear your favorite hat as your favorite shirt. If you could, you would punch holes in it for your arms and head, but you are far too weak and have no tools since you stopped wearing it on your head.

> drink milk and eat fruit on the couch

You decide to enjoy some fruit and some milk. Wait a minute! You hate milk!

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Yuck, you hate milk. Get some water from the tap.

You instead decide to have a glass of water. There are no glasses in your house, and you aren't sure if your faucet will even work, as you have never actually needed to use it. You take a banana and eat it on the couch, facing the plain, white wall.

> get the fancy hat

You return to the closet for your fancy hat. You store your handful of junk in it before putting it on, because what else are hats for? You admire yourself in the mirror that is your imagination. You look good. Really good.

> examine contents of freezer

You wonder what you have in your freezer. Upon looking, you discover a toaster. There is no toast to be found.

[earthexe]

It took you hours to build that house of cards? Using only sixteen of them?

You clearly suck at building houses of cards.

> See what's outside.

[BoisseauMR]

> look outside

You try to look outside by staring at your fridge. This would be more effective if you had windows or maybe a door.

[Fengar]

>Climb down the sink's drain. You're clearly Mario.

[hero122]

>Make a door for yourself. With the toster. and by door I mean a hole in the wall.