In this Spoiler is my dark collection of black magic, Opening it releases the forces of light and dar- ...You misclicked on it didn't you.
> Try talking to it.
What if it was evil? What if wanted to KILL you? WHAT IF YOU COULDN'T GET AWAY AND- OH GOD OH GOD YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW
You run in a random direction blindly and trip. You fall flat on your face and skid a little.
You look up and are greeted by a calm voice.
Unicorn: Are you okay?
Unicorn: Good, because...
Unicorn: NOW I'M GOING TO EAT YOU, AND I LIKE A CHASE.
HOW DO YOU AVOID DEATH?
Try to stand in front of a tree while the unicorn is charging. Leap out of the way when the unicorn has too much momentum to change direction and also before you get impaled. If successful, the unicorn will become stuck in the tree by it's own instrument of carnage (it's horn).
Isn't it obvious?
Run. Or bluff. Or snap off it's horn. What was our dump stat again?
> Imitate the unicorn's biggest fear. A horn poacher.
Unicorn: Get annoyed by a Pink unicorn and a Purple Unicorn (you get the referance, right?)
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>Run, fat boy! Run!
You start to back up, and bump into a tree.
The unicorn charges toward you at full speed.
In a last second decision, you jump to your left.
The unicorn runs straight into the tree, lodging it's horn in the trunk! It tries to pull backwards, but the horn won't budge.
Unicorn: Aww, COME ON! This is embarassing...
Now that it's harmless (at least for the moment), you consider jumping on it's back. You could ride it, and together, you guys could totally have THE BEST adventures ever!
...Nah it'd probably just kill you.
You're roused from your thoughts suddenly when the unicorn begins to speak.
Unicorn: Uh... Excuse me? I uh.. I know I sort of attacked you and everything, but do you think you could help me? I'm stuck. Reeeally stuck.
You start to feel a little bad for the unicorn. It does look pretty pitiful with it's horn stuck in that tree.
Do you help it, or leave it?
Make a deal with it.
Be all "Well you tried to kill me. 1)What's to stop you from trying it again 2)What are you offering in return?"
Leave it! It was gonna kill you!
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> Make sure to ask if he's going to kill you if you let him go. Make him swear to it.
Ben: Why should I? Like you said, you tried to kill me! What's stopping you from trying again the moment you're free?
Unicorn: Uhh... I can promise I wont?
Unicorn: I swear! I won't try and attack you again, really! I won't!
That is probably the most awkward smile you've ever seen, but you concede.
You get to work on getting the unicorn's horn un-stuck. It really is stuck far in that tree! You assume you won't be able to just pull it out on your own, especially when you just watched the unicorn try and fail a good few times. You're not that strong, and definitely less than a full grown equine.
How do you pull out the horn?
> PULL OUT AN AXE AND GET CHOPPING!
> Look from something sharp to cut around the horn.
> Look for a way to remove horn from the Unicorn's head. Without a horn, he's nothing but a harmless little HORSE.
Gently twist his head back and forth. That should loosen it. If not, find a hacksaw and ask the unicorn if it would like to become a horse.
You think for a minute then ask the unicorn a question.
Ben: Do you know where I can get an axe? I could cut the tree around your horn!
Unicorn: No, but I know where something equally as sharp is. Here, I'll light the way.
Suddenly, a bright ball of light appears behind you. It travels a few feet, then stops, as if waiting.
You decide to follow it. It leads you deep into the forest, until suddenly, it disappears!
Wait, what's this? A sword? It looks like it's been here quite a while.