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    Barty Anderson and Byrobot Appreciation Zone

    DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN?



    How about now?



    How about now?



    I am asking you if know the story of Barty Anderson, cult cable phenomenon?! The story of the greatest living (?) american hero: survivalist, paranormal expert and unbelievably snappy dresser. The story that was on everybody's lips for a brief period in the late 90s, and then again in 2003. And then again in 2007. And then again in 1974 (time machine explosion). There were times when you couldn't wander into a back-woodsman's bar without hearing the name Barty Anderson whispered in hushed, reverent tones. Now, his legacy has almost been forgotten - until today!

    Barty Fever, as it became known, reached its low but imposing peak with an explosion of conspiracy sites, underground survivalist bars, above-ground survivalist bars, above-ground survivalist swimming pools, and a compelling series of 'zine publications which faithfully recorded the adventures of Barty, as dictated by the man himself.

    The small but discerning audience thrilled to tales of derring-do such as Bigfoot's Boon, the Cave of the Yetis, and Barty meets Blackula.

    But by far the most memorable, and most popular, excerpt from his memoirs was the penultimate volume - Barty at the Abominable Academy. Credited with reintroducing children and illiterate truck drivers to the joys of the written word, at the time of its release the hysterical fervour of his fans forced the already reclusive literary giant into a hermit-like existence. This tale of Barty's exploits in the yeti educational system struck an unexpected chord in the reading public. Audiences loved the homely, glacier-encrusted setting, the unexpected (some said 'hallucinogenically surreal') touches of magic, and, of course, the hairy but instantly relatable characters. Who among us could forget wise old Professor MacGrundle



    impulsive, lovable Vincent



    or Barty's closest friend and confidant, Mr Biscuits?



    Sadly, little remains of one of the great success stories of independent publishing - all known extant copies of Barty at the AA are believed to have been burnt during one of the sadly prolific 'brew'-icide pacts popular amongst survivalists during the turn of the century madness.

    But what, asks the discerning reader, what has this to do with me? Well I'll tell you.

    Fanyetis.



    FANYETIS



    MOTHER
    -EFFING
    FANYETIS


    Tell me, MSPA.
    Tell me about your fanyetis

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    Re: DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? (fanyetis)

    I am my own Fanyeti.
    Except I'm not as hairy.
    But I'm fat and ugly enough to be one.
    Tumblr | Deviantart | AO3

    It's been a while since I poked around here...

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    Re: DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? (fanyetis)

    fan

    yetis
    glub glub glub

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    Re: DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? (fanyetis)

    someone should write a story where barty anderson meets slenderman

    it would his last story ever

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    i must start a larp session out in the state park nearby with every member donning a yeti-sona...

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    Re: DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? (fanyetis)

    someone should write a story where barty anderson meets slenderman

    it would his last story ever
    Qiam. I want to bro fist you so badly for saying that.

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    yes this is what I want

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    Re: DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? (fanyetis)

    Quote Originally Posted by Brenzie View Post
    someone should write a story where barty anderson meets slenderman

    it would his last story ever
    Qiam. I want to bro fist you so badly for saying that.
    *BROFIST*

    anyways this story would probably never get written

    because not only would it be barty anderson's last story

    it would also be the author's last story

    0_0

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    MY FAN YETI


    my fanyeti's name is urist he toils in the ice mines all day his favorite food is spiral sliced ham
    glub glub glub

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    Re: DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? (fanyetis)

    YES this is GREAT keep them COMING
    ... mmm ham.

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    Re: DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? (fanyetis)

    as always, waterbottles is off the friggin' charts.

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    Re: DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? (fanyetis)

    Quote Originally Posted by tynic View Post
    ah yes my fanyeti

    croof wondersole

    nary a care in the world, able to casually walk (with a spring in his step) over 10,000 miles without getting fatigued

    contents of knapsack (constant):
    one can of baked beans
    a tiny, sleeping pet rabbit named hareington (always sleeping)(NOT DEAD!!!!)
    hopes and dreams (two tiny forest sprites captured during his adventure in the sparkling glade)

    also his whistled tunes are able to pacify even the most fearsome beasts (even other yetis!!)

    likes: walking, sleeping, whistling, not being sad
    dislikes: mean and violent yetis >!!!!!
    <---literally me every day

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    Re: DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? (fanyetis)

    Quote Originally Posted by crwth View Post
    croof wondersole
    best yeti name.

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    this is Jeffrey Facecrusher VI

    he likes Firefly, knitting, and destroying small human settlements

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    Re: DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? (fanyetis)



    his name is gary

    he is MY ORIGINAL CONTENT

    DO NOT STEAL



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    Re: DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? (fanyetis)

    Here is my fanyeti


    His name is COT and his hobbies include angst.

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    Re: DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? (fanyetis)

    every time a fanyeti is made, an angel sneezes.

    These are all fantastic! Except yours, Esrever. Yours is awful.

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    Re: DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? (fanyetis)

    oh, how i suffer for my totally non-plagiarized yeti art



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    Re: DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? (fanyetis)

    Here is my fanyeti:


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    Re: DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? (fanyetis)

    Oh shit how can I resist?
    I can't!
    Here's mine:

    His name is Sir Van De Hallas the second and he's always fucking pissed off at all the snow.
    Gog damn it. But of all things, he hates snow buildings the most. Not only are they made of fucking snow, they're also always in his way.
    Oh before I forget it: He wears a vest because vests are cool.

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    His name is Zorthak the Defiler and he is the darkest and scariest of all the yetis. His diet consists mostly of humans and he gets all the yeti chicks. He has a super cool cave with like a million tunnels where he keeps his kills and the latest yeti video games and his club is a legendary club of pure darkness.
    I am no longer active on MSPAF.

    I can probably be found at Hidden Level.

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    Re: DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? (fanyetis)

    omg tesseract your yeti is such a mary sue!!!!!!!!

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    Re: DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? (fanyetis)

    at Tynic's request, I've taken a break from my reading to upload my own fanyeti done in HP Lovecraft's favorite communicative medium. Heiroglyphics.

    Bonus points if you can recognize what book I was reading.

    No, Lovecraft was not the author.

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