Of course, she's always up for the Yeti Yule Ball.
But I feel the need to tell you that she is already in a serious relationship with Captain Von Rocko, the Future-Cop; she likes to make him jealous, though
She can't help it if she's a likable, attractive piece of fur
Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINE
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Re: DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN? (fanyetis)
Gotta Admit, Digits is an awesome name.
Avatar courtesty of Personface of the PA forums
Man, who is this weirdo?
You are Azmodeus Lexidion.
You have a strong interest in books of all kinds, collecting novels that catch your eye from standard books of history, fiction, and romance, to ancient and forbidden tomes thought lost to all of Alternia, which you have appropriated from wherever appropriate. Your Hive is more of a vast library than a proper dwelling, and you spend much of your time cataloging and re-cataloging your huge collection of linguistic works. You are not only interested in books, but in the lexicography of Troll language as a whole, delving deep into the roots of language as it is known, being surrounded by all of this knowledge gives you a level of learned insight that others may find disturbing at times.
Your fondness for books extends even to weaponry, as you use huge heavy-bound tomes and the knowledge they contain as your weapon of choice, but you are wary, for sometimes the knowledge you let loose in combat could have devastating effects beyond those you have prepared for. Your trolltag is omnibusArchiver and Yyou tyype in a solemn but sometimes confusing manner yyhich can throyy others off.
Your Lusus is a Book Snake, they are known for guarding ancient things, especially tombs, libraries, and places of ancient and often forbidden knowledge
This is my fanyeti. His name is Jar.
Him being a head in a jar is totally unrelated to him being named Jar, and he is sensitive about the topic. He is a head in a jar because I got bored while drawing him.
Pictured here is him in a cleaned-out snowglobe while his jar is in the washing machine.
Oh my god yes. Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting for you people to discard the stupid "Fantroll" thing?? Fanyetis are where it's at, man.
This is Friddawyn Mawrill. Ever since she was a wee yeti, she has dreamed of becoming the greatest ballerina in the world. OCDONOTSTEAL!!!!
Seriously though, I just had the shittiest day ever and this cheered me up quite a lot. [/YETIS AS THERAPY]
gAmZeE mAkArA, dO yOu TaKe ThIs MoThErFuCkIn TrOlL tO bE yOuR lAwFuLlY rEdRoMmEd MaTeSpRiT?
fuck yeah.
AnD dO yOu, GaMzEe MaKaRa, MoThErFuCkIn TaKe ThIs TrOlL tO bE yOuR lAwFuLlY rEdRoMmEd MaTeSpRiT?
FUCK YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER.
i NoW pRoNoUnCe Me MoThErFuCkIn FlUsHeD. I mAy KiSs ThE pErSoNaLiTy DiSoRdEr.
Originally Posted by LordHyper
We will unleash a terrible horde onto the highbloods. Legions of fans, sea-dwellers, and highbloods that think he's so awesome, they should switch sides just so they can fight alongside him.
Today shall be a dark day. Fires shall burn throughout the entire city, treshecutioners will tremble at the sight of the glorious horde, and all prejudice will be gone. Soon, everyone will be equal, with no more blood caste. Every troll, fan, human, and squiddle shall be united under the glorious flag of our glorious leader, Cuvier.
In other news, I have no idea what I have just said.
You are a human being. We share the same God-given life. Through a series of marvelous coincidences, just the right sperm hit just the right egg to make you exactly the way you are. You are intrinsically worthwhile - no less than anyone else. What qualifies someone for existence? Good deeds? Accomplishment? Being a "better person"? If existence was based on performance (which sadly, our culture tells us) then we would be called Human Doings. Not Human Beings. Quit trying to "Do" to validate your existence. Your existence is validated already because you have been created valid. And as complete personal opinion, from seeing you around and whatever, I'd say you're pretty rad.
Don't let regrets go and spawn more regrets through inaction.
Originally Posted by Dentrala
Also I believe 100% that everyone here was created to live a joy-filled and purposeful life. Happiness is temporary, so it's no wonder that searching for it never turns out too well.
Living a life of joy isn't about what happens to you. It is an internal peace that exudes outwards despite outwards circumstances, and I fully believe that it is both a choice and a discipline.
Originally Posted by SleepingOrange
Blueberry: History's Greatest Fascist???
Originally Posted by Legendary
But that is speculative, and I'm afraid Blueberry will grubfuck me if I make any guesses.
Originally Posted by AIM
[01:08] NotASenator: Blueberry, you are a great mod. Let's have sex.
Originally Posted by kyriaki
so yeah Blueberry is pretty much the raddest.
Originally Posted by Esrever
my mom and i were discussing the forums and i found out that she lurked on here after she read homestuck and she told me that blueberry was the best mod because she's a good feminist and a voice of reason and i started crying profusely and said "I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE MOM" and she just gave me a cold look and said "i know you are, son"
"i don't take too kindly to mod abuse"
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
I am a beautiful swan.
Originally Posted by Hames
i dont know, before you guys turn this into basically every other thread maybe calm down because who cares
Originally Posted by shavingfoams
The first step to banging people you know is talking to strangers!
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
if someone is turned off by you spilling a garbage bag you don't want to be with them.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
I can't ever post shirtless pics here because apparently a disproportionate number of on people here are turned on by string bean dudes.
Originally Posted by Esrever
yeah, drillgorg is the best mod, and i am the breast mod, obviously
Originally Posted by OPtimus
That is exactly how sex was for me. At first I was like 'myeh' and then I was 'oh hey' then 'DAYUM' and then it ended and i was sad.
Originally Posted by NotAPumpkin
My toaster is neither brave nor little. I DEMAND A REFUND.
Originally Posted by kyriaki
alright, you win, fine. This won't be the first time i've had reluctant sex for the sake of the universe.
Originally Posted by Esrever's reason for banning a spambot
i wanted cheap viagra, not economic solutions!
Originally Posted by #pesterlite
[18:34] Xingjio: For all we know, Homestuck is a metaphor for Andrew getting his coffee.
Originally Posted by Avi
Now supposedly this project is all about the magic bonds of friendship, the uniqueness of a handwritten letter, and an homage to a fun comic and a ridiculous movie, but at the end of the day we are using a professional musician's webspace to post pictures of our cats.