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09-11-2012, 06:49 PM #1501
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Re: Blasted - Act 3 : Finally, some Alchemy!

Eat the goblet!

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09-11-2012, 07:07 PM #1502
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Re: Blasted - Act 3 : Finally, some Alchemy!

>Pour the finest wines you can afford into the goblet before drinking up
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09-11-2012, 09:12 PM #1503
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> Doesn't that house logo mean something...

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09-12-2012, 04:13 PM #1504
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Re: Blasted - Act 3 : Finally, some Alchemy!

> Doesn't that house logo mean something...

True...
You take a closer look.

Suddenly, you hear a loud rumbling!

Hi there! I'm snuffysam, snuffysamBrickbuilder on Pesterchum.

I am currently the author of four forum adventures. The first, Blasted, is on the surface a Sburb-venture, but you will quickly realize it has nothing to do with Sburb, and then eventually realize that it does have something to do with Sburb after all. The second, Block Saga (formerly Lego Saga), is an epic adventure throughout the cosmos. It is made mostly of LEGO pieces, but also some other random stuff I had lying around. The third, Chroma World, is about 6 heroes who attempt to bring peace to a continent filled with war. And the fourth, bludSLOP, is my U4G entry. It is a SB&HJ bloodswap, featuring genderbending, sloppy makeouts, author self-inserts, and human-troll-cherub hybrids. And I got eleventh place for it!

I also have one completed forum adventure, Three Wishes. Go read it, it's pretty short.

If you have any questions about my forumventures, ask me on tumblr!

I am also involved in and/or support other projects, like the Homestuck Musical Project, the MSPA Trading Card game (includes Block Saga characters) and Minestuck, a Minecraft mod.

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09-12-2012, 04:41 PM #1505
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Re: Blasted - Act 3 : Finally, some Alchemy!

QUICKLY DRINK AWAY YOUR TROUBLES

Element Ascent! Kill monsters, get grist, go higher, and DON'T DIE. Mineworld! (Dead...ISH??)Bridgegap! (Cancelled due to laziness)
In this Spoiler is my dark collection of black magic, Opening it releases the forces of light and dar- ...You misclicked on it didn't you.
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09-12-2012, 07:33 PM #1506
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Originally Posted by hero122

QUICKLY DRINK AWAY YOUR TROUBLES

YES HURRY QUICKLY

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09-12-2012, 10:06 PM #1507
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> RUN!
>>DON'T FORGET THE CUP!!

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09-14-2012, 04:04 PM #1508
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Re: Blasted - Act 3 : Finally, some Alchemy!

RUN!

You run into the giant goblet that has suddenly appeared.

Hi there! I'm snuffysam, snuffysamBrickbuilder on Pesterchum.

I am currently the author of four forum adventures. The first, Blasted, is on the surface a Sburb-venture, but you will quickly realize it has nothing to do with Sburb, and then eventually realize that it does have something to do with Sburb after all. The second, Block Saga (formerly Lego Saga), is an epic adventure throughout the cosmos. It is made mostly of LEGO pieces, but also some other random stuff I had lying around. The third, Chroma World, is about 6 heroes who attempt to bring peace to a continent filled with war. And the fourth, bludSLOP, is my U4G entry. It is a SB&HJ bloodswap, featuring genderbending, sloppy makeouts, author self-inserts, and human-troll-cherub hybrids. And I got eleventh place for it!

I also have one completed forum adventure, Three Wishes. Go read it, it's pretty short.

If you have any questions about my forumventures, ask me on tumblr!

I am also involved in and/or support other projects, like the Homestuck Musical Project, the MSPA Trading Card game (includes Block Saga characters) and Minestuck, a Minecraft mod.

My Avatar is made by ashdenej, edited from an Avatar made by me.

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09-14-2012, 04:24 PM #1509
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Drink from the smaller one.
Open the spoiler to reveal the true size of my signature.
Now with more order!
Can somebody tell me how to make smaller spoilers?

Name explanations:

Well let me tell you a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. So, I'd like to take a minute, have a seat right there, and I'll tell you how I became know by poiz/poizaz/poizaz00 everywhere. I needed a simple, easy to remember username, because most sites do not have a button to recover your username. I picked poiu. It was rejected. Then I replaced the u with a z to make poiz. It stuck. But, some sites needed 6 letters. I appended az to make poizaz. But some sites needed 8! So I appended 00 to make poizaz00. Luckily, this site has no username limit that I know of.

Sig box box:

HTML Code:

[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/3358cap.png[/IMG]

(out of images)
(Adopted by author of it's parallel)
404 error Dudley's Dungeon sig not found, substituting text version

[DEAD.]

Achievements:

Everclear Night achievements that I am too lazy to look up. PM me with the ones I can put here if you want to help me.

Specularnaodms: (If I can keep track of them)

1337:

Originally Posted by poiz

( -) Get more berries to level up the berriness of your pick. Also, all these orphaned close-parens are kind of... annoying?.

Yeah, it's not a good one. I'm sorry

Quoth the kendov:

Originally Posted by Kendov

Kendov: FRNCH
Kendov: 8^y
Kendov: dxfcgvbnfdd
Kendov: dhgfhjkhgfdghjkl;
Kendov: dhgfhjkhgfdghjkl;''''''''
Kendov: ;lkjhgjkl;'
Kendov: ';lkjhjkl;'
Kendov: '';lkjhgfjkl;'
Kendov: ';lkjfgdddddddjkl;'
Kendov: ';lkjhgfdddddjkl;'
Kendov: ';lkjhgfgdjkl;'
Kendov: ';lkjhggggggjkl;'
Kendov: ';lkjhgggggggjkl;'

It was in a livestream.

Herpaderping with text:

Alice in Wonderland Tail Tale
The _{quick _{brown_{_{fox_{jumped_{over _{the _{lazy _{dog _{while_{the _{red_{cat _{ate _{the _{wet _{cat _{food _{without _{heating_{it_.}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Scrambled tiny text
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An old text relic, from times long gone:

CHARGING MAGMA CANNON
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Those were some good times.

Empty spoiler:

FNORD.
Heeeeeeads. HEADS headsheads heeeeads _heads HEADS!
HEADS!!!!!!!!!
RRRRK RRKRRRRRRRK RRK RRRRRRRRKRRRK RRRRRKRRRRRRK RRKRRRKtroid Rocket Papaya

And here's an entirely unrelated IC² injoke! 8^y

And yes, my profile picture is Albaka's avatar. Sorry, Albaka. -cough-
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_{/me waits for updates}
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09-14-2012, 08:20 PM #1510
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Re: Blasted - Act 3 : Finally, some Alchemy!

Originally Posted by poiz

Drink from the smaller one.

No, from the bigger one, the bigger one is always more magical.

Adventures!
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09-15-2012, 02:38 AM #1511
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> enter.

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09-16-2012, 12:53 PM #1512
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> Enter.

You are now Harry again.
What do you do?

Hi there! I'm snuffysam, snuffysamBrickbuilder on Pesterchum.

I am currently the author of four forum adventures. The first, Blasted, is on the surface a Sburb-venture, but you will quickly realize it has nothing to do with Sburb, and then eventually realize that it does have something to do with Sburb after all. The second, Block Saga (formerly Lego Saga), is an epic adventure throughout the cosmos. It is made mostly of LEGO pieces, but also some other random stuff I had lying around. The third, Chroma World, is about 6 heroes who attempt to bring peace to a continent filled with war. And the fourth, bludSLOP, is my U4G entry. It is a SB&HJ bloodswap, featuring genderbending, sloppy makeouts, author self-inserts, and human-troll-cherub hybrids. And I got eleventh place for it!

I also have one completed forum adventure, Three Wishes. Go read it, it's pretty short.

If you have any questions about my forumventures, ask me on tumblr!

I am also involved in and/or support other projects, like the Homestuck Musical Project, the MSPA Trading Card game (includes Block Saga characters) and Minestuck, a Minecraft mod.

My Avatar is made by ashdenej, edited from an Avatar made by me.

Thank you for reading through this whole thing, not many people would do that!
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09-16-2012, 02:43 PM #1513
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Re: Blasted - Act 3 : Finally, some Alchemy!

>Suicide
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09-16-2012, 03:44 PM #1514
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>Suicide

Wait, what? Why?

Hi there! I'm snuffysam, snuffysamBrickbuilder on Pesterchum.

I am currently the author of four forum adventures. The first, Blasted, is on the surface a Sburb-venture, but you will quickly realize it has nothing to do with Sburb, and then eventually realize that it does have something to do with Sburb after all. The second, Block Saga (formerly Lego Saga), is an epic adventure throughout the cosmos. It is made mostly of LEGO pieces, but also some other random stuff I had lying around. The third, Chroma World, is about 6 heroes who attempt to bring peace to a continent filled with war. And the fourth, bludSLOP, is my U4G entry. It is a SB&HJ bloodswap, featuring genderbending, sloppy makeouts, author self-inserts, and human-troll-cherub hybrids. And I got eleventh place for it!

I also have one completed forum adventure, Three Wishes. Go read it, it's pretty short.

If you have any questions about my forumventures, ask me on tumblr!

I am also involved in and/or support other projects, like the Homestuck Musical Project, the MSPA Trading Card game (includes Block Saga characters) and Minestuck, a Minecraft mod.

My Avatar is made by ashdenej, edited from an Avatar made by me.

Thank you for reading through this whole thing, not many people would do that!
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09-16-2012, 06:36 PM #1515
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Push all of the buttons.

ALL OF THEM.

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09-17-2012, 01:29 AM #1516
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>Examine screens.

ATTENTION WIGGLERS.Please visit our introduction thread.
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The rest of my stuff is below the spoiler. Check it out sometime!

Cross my Heart and Hope to Die: An Sblock text adventure. Sometimes the only way to win is to lose.
Problem Sleuth through badtranslator. Inspired by Buffet Breakfast. Come check it out and maybe help the update pile to not stop getting taller.
Homestuck && And It Don't Stop = Rapping thread! Coolest place on the fora.
Homestuck: The Musical. More songwriters/ scriptwriters/voice actors/etc. always welcome!
Multipath Forum Adventure
[comic sans]HOMESUCK: THE THREDD.[/COMIC SANS] also mirror
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Originally Posted by VeritasUnae

To B, or not to B--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous mechas
Or to take arms against a sea of Stelens
And by opposing, failing. To fail, to die--
No end--and by a fail, we mean we end
His moustache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh to hair is. 'Tis a consummation
devoured at a whim. To die, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the Derse,
For in that sleep of Derse what horror comes
When we have shuffled off this beta-self,
Must give rebirth. There's the ascent
That makes calamity an elong. life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th' oppressor's stabs, the Prospitan's crown'd glow
The pangs of caliginous love, kis-missed,
The insolence of agents, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' low pawn takes,
When she herself might her end zone meet
With a regisword? Who would vagrants bear,
To blink and sweat under an endless sun,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered bubbles, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles that kill,
And makes us rather bear sudoku cubes
Than fly to those doors that we know not of?
Thus par'dox does make exiles of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the low caste distraught,
And enterprise of great pitch and oil slick
With this regard air currents turn awry
And lose the name of den'zen. -- Soft you now,
The fair miss Cyanide! -- Nymph, in thy dress
Be all my scars dismembered.

Originally Posted by EnigmaticTart

Actually, Hussie is running this, he just doesn't want anyone to know. He actually created every account in this thread and is going back and forth making it seem like multiple people throwing this thing together, but in the end he's going to publish the musical and it's going to be such a hit that everyone flocks to this thread but surprise, everyone's the hussie.
I'm the hussie.
You're the hussie.
We're all the hussie.

Originally Posted by Dirk

TT: The upper echelons of irony should always include measures of sincerity. And if the satirical practice is executed faithfully it will achieve something bona fide in its own right regardless.
TT: Through an intense commitment bordering on religious devotion to the absolutely inane, absurd, or plain fucking stupid, a very different kind of sincerity begins to materialize. One of reverence to the ridiculous. You begin to "mean it," but what exactly it is you mean is never quite what appears on the surface, and is utterly inaccessible to obtuse and literal minds. That you "mean it" then becomes inseparable from the joke, and additional rich strata of humor may be stripped aggressively from this irreconcilable truth.

SBaHAJ: The Muesicall

Originally Posted by autoglassmasterclass

And here's a SBaHJ rap.
fell down the stairs, wuonnded my nee
AHAHAHA omfg
just how high do you have to be
to see
in my dream im the star, its ME

nothin but net, its like ahlly'yooze
LAUGHED when he shok, like a bowl full of booz
the sock distaction was a ruse?
you just gotta know what ANGEL to use.....

i put JELLY........... on this hot god today
ohhhh kaaaaaay.......
youget the new hot game that everones buzzing about these day
who would even make these conksuck boots anyway
brah time to get my game on no what i say

Originally Posted by TheLastBanana

Now this is a story all about how
My nancho party got flipped, turned upside-down
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how my nanchos got suspended in mid-air

Through the recipe zone I had grazed
At least enough to enter, I was brave
Chillin' out, bein' a useless piece of shit and all
Makin' some nanchos 'cause that's what I do
When fuckin dumpass tripped me up by the foot
Sent my nachos grande flyin' faster than they should
I said "shit bro you got me really damn scared
shit now look Einstein, they're falling through the air."

Jeff said "Who were you expectin', the easter bunn-ay?"
I couldn't say anything else but "Oh kayyyy"
And then he's he's starin' at the nanchos and his eye contact, he won't break it
I said "a picture would last longer, you might as well take it"

So the shutter goes off with a beveled blue "SNAP"
And sure enough, the picture did last
He said "Ahahahahaha he was right
this shit's lasting forever all right"

Then he noticed that the bathroom was near
Decided that was where he should park his rear
Bathroom trips that long are rare
So I shouted "You done with the nachons in there?"

I banged on the door until seven or eight
And yelled "JEGUS FUCK" with rage and hate
When finally from the bathrom
Jeff started actin' fair
He slid the nachos back to me 'neath the door to his lair

Originally Posted by Nopad

A Bro who went by handle "Sweet"
Concerned himself with games to play.
As such, he did not watch his feet
And started falling straightaway.

If only he had placed his cares
In those who loved him. No such thing:
For Jeff had warned about the stairs,
But Bro ignored. It kept happening.

The stairs! The endless stairs! Why had
He never listened t'what was told?
His list of faults would always add.
If only he were not so bold.

Because Jeff's warnings went unheeded,
Bro mistakes always repeated.

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Classes which have been applied to me: Mage, Seer, Knight, Sylph.
Aspects which have been applied to me:Time, Doom, Heart, Space, Plot.
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> Push the blue button. It's the same color as your pants it has to be safe.

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>Examine screens.

You are now Karyn Cavity.
You have just traveled to this continent with your father and brother after being chased out of Europe because you were demons or something.
What do you do?

Hi there! I'm snuffysam, snuffysamBrickbuilder on Pesterchum.

I am currently the author of four forum adventures. The first, Blasted, is on the surface a Sburb-venture, but you will quickly realize it has nothing to do with Sburb, and then eventually realize that it does have something to do with Sburb after all. The second, Block Saga (formerly Lego Saga), is an epic adventure throughout the cosmos. It is made mostly of LEGO pieces, but also some other random stuff I had lying around. The third, Chroma World, is about 6 heroes who attempt to bring peace to a continent filled with war. And the fourth, bludSLOP, is my U4G entry. It is a SB&HJ bloodswap, featuring genderbending, sloppy makeouts, author self-inserts, and human-troll-cherub hybrids. And I got eleventh place for it!

I also have one completed forum adventure, Three Wishes. Go read it, it's pretty short.

If you have any questions about my forumventures, ask me on tumblr!

I am also involved in and/or support other projects, like the Homestuck Musical Project, the MSPA Trading Card game (includes Block Saga characters) and Minestuck, a Minecraft mod.

My Avatar is made by ashdenej, edited from an Avatar made by me.

Thank you for reading through this whole thing, not many people would do that!
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09-17-2012, 04:57 PM #1519
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The MSPFA Awards are going on!
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...INATION-THREAD
Don't feel any obligation to nominate me.
But if you ever have thought I deserved an award for whatever, then go ahead.

Hi there! I'm snuffysam, snuffysamBrickbuilder on Pesterchum.

I am currently the author of four forum adventures. The first, Blasted, is on the surface a Sburb-venture, but you will quickly realize it has nothing to do with Sburb, and then eventually realize that it does have something to do with Sburb after all. The second, Block Saga (formerly Lego Saga), is an epic adventure throughout the cosmos. It is made mostly of LEGO pieces, but also some other random stuff I had lying around. The third, Chroma World, is about 6 heroes who attempt to bring peace to a continent filled with war. And the fourth, bludSLOP, is my U4G entry. It is a SB&HJ bloodswap, featuring genderbending, sloppy makeouts, author self-inserts, and human-troll-cherub hybrids. And I got eleventh place for it!

I also have one completed forum adventure, Three Wishes. Go read it, it's pretty short.

If you have any questions about my forumventures, ask me on tumblr!

I am also involved in and/or support other projects, like the Homestuck Musical Project, the MSPA Trading Card game (includes Block Saga characters) and Minestuck, a Minecraft mod.

My Avatar is made by ashdenej, edited from an Avatar made by me.

Thank you for reading through this whole thing, not many people would do that!
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I think you deserve some sort of award. Your adventure is great!

Adventures!
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09-17-2012, 08:39 PM #1521
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Great!
now how about suggestions...?

Hi there! I'm snuffysam, snuffysamBrickbuilder on Pesterchum.

I am currently the author of four forum adventures. The first, Blasted, is on the surface a Sburb-venture, but you will quickly realize it has nothing to do with Sburb, and then eventually realize that it does have something to do with Sburb after all. The second, Block Saga (formerly Lego Saga), is an epic adventure throughout the cosmos. It is made mostly of LEGO pieces, but also some other random stuff I had lying around. The third, Chroma World, is about 6 heroes who attempt to bring peace to a continent filled with war. And the fourth, bludSLOP, is my U4G entry. It is a SB&HJ bloodswap, featuring genderbending, sloppy makeouts, author self-inserts, and human-troll-cherub hybrids. And I got eleventh place for it!

I also have one completed forum adventure, Three Wishes. Go read it, it's pretty short.

If you have any questions about my forumventures, ask me on tumblr!

I am also involved in and/or support other projects, like the Homestuck Musical Project, the MSPA Trading Card game (includes Block Saga characters) and Minestuck, a Minecraft mod.

My Avatar is made by ashdenej, edited from an Avatar made by me.

Thank you for reading through this whole thing, not many people would do that!
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Jump and fall facefirst into the sand.

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09-17-2012, 09:28 PM #1523
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09-18-2012, 01:30 AM #1524
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Re: Blasted - Act 3 : Finally, some Alchemy!

I require more exposition.

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Originally Posted by VeritasUnae

To B, or not to B--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous mechas
Or to take arms against a sea of Stelens
And by opposing, failing. To fail, to die--
No end--and by a fail, we mean we end
His moustache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh to hair is. 'Tis a consummation
devoured at a whim. To die, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the Derse,
For in that sleep of Derse what horror comes
When we have shuffled off this beta-self,
Must give rebirth. There's the ascent
That makes calamity an elong. life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th' oppressor's stabs, the Prospitan's crown'd glow
The pangs of caliginous love, kis-missed,
The insolence of agents, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' low pawn takes,
When she herself might her end zone meet
With a regisword? Who would vagrants bear,
To blink and sweat under an endless sun,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered bubbles, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles that kill,
And makes us rather bear sudoku cubes
Than fly to those doors that we know not of?
Thus par'dox does make exiles of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the low caste distraught,
And enterprise of great pitch and oil slick
With this regard air currents turn awry
And lose the name of den'zen. -- Soft you now,
The fair miss Cyanide! -- Nymph, in thy dress
Be all my scars dismembered.

Originally Posted by EnigmaticTart

Actually, Hussie is running this, he just doesn't want anyone to know. He actually created every account in this thread and is going back and forth making it seem like multiple people throwing this thing together, but in the end he's going to publish the musical and it's going to be such a hit that everyone flocks to this thread but surprise, everyone's the hussie.
I'm the hussie.
You're the hussie.
We're all the hussie.

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TT: The upper echelons of irony should always include measures of sincerity. And if the satirical practice is executed faithfully it will achieve something bona fide in its own right regardless.
TT: Through an intense commitment bordering on religious devotion to the absolutely inane, absurd, or plain fucking stupid, a very different kind of sincerity begins to materialize. One of reverence to the ridiculous. You begin to "mean it," but what exactly it is you mean is never quite what appears on the surface, and is utterly inaccessible to obtuse and literal minds. That you "mean it" then becomes inseparable from the joke, and additional rich strata of humor may be stripped aggressively from this irreconcilable truth.

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Originally Posted by autoglassmasterclass

And here's a SBaHJ rap.
fell down the stairs, wuonnded my nee
AHAHAHA omfg
just how high do you have to be
to see
in my dream im the star, its ME

nothin but net, its like ahlly'yooze
LAUGHED when he shok, like a bowl full of booz
the sock distaction was a ruse?
you just gotta know what ANGEL to use.....

i put JELLY........... on this hot god today
ohhhh kaaaaaay.......
youget the new hot game that everones buzzing about these day
who would even make these conksuck boots anyway
brah time to get my game on no what i say

Originally Posted by TheLastBanana

Now this is a story all about how
My nancho party got flipped, turned upside-down
and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how my nanchos got suspended in mid-air

Through the recipe zone I had grazed
At least enough to enter, I was brave
Chillin' out, bein' a useless piece of shit and all
Makin' some nanchos 'cause that's what I do
When fuckin dumpass tripped me up by the foot
Sent my nachos grande flyin' faster than they should
I said "shit bro you got me really damn scared
shit now look Einstein, they're falling through the air."

Jeff said "Who were you expectin', the easter bunn-ay?"
I couldn't say anything else but "Oh kayyyy"
And then he's he's starin' at the nanchos and his eye contact, he won't break it
I said "a picture would last longer, you might as well take it"

So the shutter goes off with a beveled blue "SNAP"
And sure enough, the picture did last
He said "Ahahahahaha he was right
this shit's lasting forever all right"

Then he noticed that the bathroom was near
Decided that was where he should park his rear
Bathroom trips that long are rare
So I shouted "You done with the nachons in there?"

I banged on the door until seven or eight
And yelled "JEGUS FUCK" with rage and hate
When finally from the bathrom
Jeff started actin' fair
He slid the nachos back to me 'neath the door to his lair

Originally Posted by Nopad

A Bro who went by handle "Sweet"
Concerned himself with games to play.
As such, he did not watch his feet
And started falling straightaway.

If only he had placed his cares
In those who loved him. No such thing:
For Jeff had warned about the stairs,
But Bro ignored. It kept happening.

The stairs! The endless stairs! Why had
He never listened t'what was told?
His list of faults would always add.
If only he were not so bold.

Because Jeff's warnings went unheeded,
Bro mistakes always repeated.

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Re: Blasted - Act 3 : Finally, some Alchemy!

> Surely your father had plans for what to do when you made landfall, didn't he?

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