Blasted - Intermission

[BenBen]

Press the doorbell?

[snuffysam]

Press the doorbell?

You press the doorbell, being careful not to touch the walls. A loud buzz emmits from the doorbell. Seconds later, Grandpa Charlie appears at the door. He seems to not be letting you in unless you give him a reason. What do you say?

[BenBen]

"MY HOUSE IS ABOUT TO BE DESTROYED BY A METEOR IF YOU DON'T HELP ME THIS INSTANT!!!!!!"

[snuffysam]

"MY HOUSE IS ABOUT TO BE DESTROYED BY A METEOR IF YOU DON'T HELP ME THIS INSTANT!!!!!!"

He left before you even started talking!

[BenBen]

Where'd that doorknob go?

[snuffysam]

Where'd that doorknob go?

The door opens inwards. You can't see the door.

[BenBen]

oh.

Walk inside.

Door: Slam in Edward's face.

[snuffysam]

Walk inside.
Door: Slam in Edward's face.

The door attempts to slam in your face, but you manage to get past it before it does. The door becomes pissed and locks you inside. Once you get to Grandpa Bucket, you're going to have to find another way out.

You are now in the Entrance Hall. There are 3 doors at the other side of the room. You have a feeling this is going to be some sort of stupid maze or something. Which door do you choose?

[Technetium 99]

>Look through all doors first

>Starting with the leftmost

[BenBen]

Charge through the middle door. Continue to do so until you run into a wall.

[snuffysam]

>Look through all doors first
>Starting with the leftmost

You cannot see far enough into any of the hallways to determine where each leads!

Charge through the middle door. Continue to do so until you run into a wall.

You run into the wall at the end of the hallway. There is a door to your left with a horse painted on it.

[FIDUSPAWN]

>Go through the door to your left with a horse painted on it.

[BenBen]

>Go through the door to your left with a horse painted on it.

But get up first.

[snuffysam]

>Go through the door to your left with a horse painted on it.
>But get up first.

You get up and enter Grandpa Charlie's room. He is holding a horseshoe, and doesn't look as happy as he did before. You can only guess why.
Behind Charlie is a flight of stairs. He doesn't seem to be letting you go to them, however.

[BenBen]

he's holding the horseshoe downwards, that cause bad luck!

Runa around him so he trips.

[FIDUSPAWN]

>Run up the stairs while you confuse him by saying gibberish.

[snuffysam]

Runa around him so he trips.
>Run up the stairs while you confuse him by saying gibberish.

"Disfvnaohoprenbprgojsega-"
SHMACK
It doesn't look like it's going to be that easy to get past him.
This is because Grandpa Charlie is able to throw any object with astonishing accuracy, then summon it back to him.

[BenBen]

Calmly explain that you need to see Grandpa Bucket.

[FIDUSPAWN]

>Say it a matter of life and death for yourself and for you guys as well.

[snuffysam]

Calmly explain that you need to see Grandpa Bucket.
>Say it a matter of life and death for yourself and for you guys as well.

The whole family has magical powers, so you're sure they will be unharmed.
And it doesn't matter, because he doesn't seem to be listening to you.

[BenBen]

Dodge the horseshoe for Pete's sake!

[snuffysam]

Dodge the horseshoe for Pete's sake!

You cannot! Part of Charlie's special ability is that he never misses his target. The only way is to stop him.

[FIDUSPAWN]

>Say that giantic meteors will be destroying your house too if you don't help me.

[snuffysam]

>Say that giantic meteors will be destroying your house too if you don't help me.

He isn't listening! All he wants to do is fight you!

[BenBen]

Wonder why his eyes turned red.