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    Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3
    No, the Udder Other Sea Dweller Lowblood

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    Karkat's Roomstuck


    Discussion thread found here.
    First thread found here.
    Second thread found here.
    Mirror found here.
    (NOTE: Whoever is mirroring the adventure is apparently accidentally leaving out letters, words, and even whole pages. For the time being, you're probably better off reading the original threads.)
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    Fanart found BELOW:




    NEW THREAD MEANS NEW OPPORTUNITY FOR EPIC.


    > Karkat: Do something epic.


    What the fuck is this?

    You call this epic?

    This is not epic.

    This is the exact opposite of--



    Holy ship.

    BEEN MAKING YOURSELF COMFORTABLE, BRINESUCKER?

    Your wall decorations have been vandalized.

    Your books and DVDs have been ransacked.

    You clothes have been strewn all over the floor.

    You are not a happy reincarnated messiah.

    Or whatever it is those religious dumbasses think you are supposed to be. You do not care about that shit.

    Of course, everybody else does.



    Yeah. Fucking Jegus version 2.0, new and improved, and full of bugs and with no patch release in sight. Aren't you lucky. You even get fanmail. You did not even know what mail WAS until some fucking high priest of your fucking stupid religion asked you to get a mailbox modus expansion because sometimes they have to send you important "we think somebody might be trying to assassinate you" shit and the mailbox modus is more secure against hackers than Trollian.

    You burn most of your mail.

    Okay. You have filled your "mentally rage at stupid followers" quota for the next couple of hours. You have all the time in the world to bemoan your life later. But not right now.

    Right now, you have bigger fish to bone.

    DEbone! You meant DEbone! See, it's supposed to be a joke on how Eridan is basically a fish and when you are through threshecuting him it will be like he is a deboned fish because his bones are basically going to be outside of him and... so... YEAH. That other thing was just a typo.

    A... a mental typo.

    Okay. Try that again.

    You can go over all your failures later. You can have a little private hate jam with yourself at yourself. You can rant and scream and punch holes in the walls and try to decide for the millionth time what you hate more: your life, or just you.

    But right now...




    ... there is a stupid, fin-faced, infuriating, incompetent, FAR TOO LUCKY violent-blooded asshole that needs your attention.

    He has escaped the threshecutioners' clutches, pillaged your keys, invaded your private sanctum, vandalized your property, plundered your belongings, stolen your identity, and robbed you of the legislaceration of who knows how many rebels against the imperious rule.

    No, you are NOT a happy supposed reincarnation of a supposed messiah.

    You are the exact opposite of happy.

    And you are enjoying every second of it.



    WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, FINFACE?
    THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY PLACES YOU CAN HIDE, YOU KNOW.
    IF YOU MAKE THIS EASY, I MIGHT RECONSIDER KEELHAULING YOUR SORRY GILLED ASS.
    WELL?
    I KNOW YOU'RE STILL FUCKING HERE.
    COME ON.
    YOU GODDAMN BARNACLE-BOTTOMED BILGE SWILLER.


    Wait, what?

    > Eridan: Flip the fuck out.


    Been there for a while.

    Karkat swears like a sea dweller. You wonder if he is doing that for your benefit.

    You would actually find that pretty attractive, if you were not scared out of your wits.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    >Eridan: Stand up to Karkat by showing yourself to him to prove that your a worthy enemy of him.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    OK... that Karkat's kinda scary.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    Oh my mistake for before since I thought you meant before the third thread went up that was the case here.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    Karkat is terrifying in that second to last image. Like seriously terrifying.

    Eridan: Get a hold of yourself! He's not going to think you a very viable blackrom interest if you just wet your pants when he walks in the door.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    Congrats on thread three!

    Blood-stained, angry, grinning Karkat is more awesome than I'd previously realized.

    Eridan: Stop being such a coward and do something that will piss off Karkat more. If you don't keep this alive, you'll be slaughtered.

    Also? I can't express how happy I am that you used my Sufferer priest John idea. The desire to share that random-but-made-sense-at-the-time idea was what spurred me to join the forum, and this makes me glad I did.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    >Eridan: Wield Ahab's Crosshairs. Even if you've no intention of firing, having that kind of firepower in your hands should calm you down.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    Pull yourself together, either you be a good kismesis or your dead. Gloat over his wrecked respiteblock and then abscond. Maybe put Ahab's corsshairs on wide beam and shoot him a little, he'll survive. And it'd be a fitting escape scenario to one up Vriska even if you don't know it yet

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    Just... fire the fucking crosshairs at something. Fire them at the ground and jump through the hole maybe. Right after he sees you.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    >Fight to the almost death is the only way to resolve this.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    ...omg that letter from John is adorable!!! It reminds me of the ones he wrote to to his friends in canon, and it is so sweet. The fact that Karkat kept it when he burns most of his mail is the best part! This makes me unbelievably happy! (ack, my John/Karkat bias is showing, please ignore me >>;; )

    Anyway! Everything else was great too, I just had to mention that first. I am loving the Karkat's hategrin so much, and the shine on his sickle, you have no idea. This whole adventure is !

    >Karkat: Keep doing what you are doing, it is awesome!
    >Eridan: Do something that involves you not dying! And draw Ahab's Crosshairs!

    Edit: The suggestion of Eridan's stylladex emptying to create a diversion is intriguing to me as well.
    Last edited by ponygirl; 06-28-2011 at 02:36 AM.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    ...it just struck me that Karkat spade John COULD have been a thing in this universe.
    But oh well, that's passed.
    I suppose, Eridan: Level your gun at his head (From across the room). At that EXACT MOMENT, Terezi: Pester.

    Edit: And heck yes, troll Joh Letter.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    >Eridan: Grow a pair and shoot a bitch, preferably one named Karkat Vantas.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    >Hiiiiiiiide!
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    Bloodstained Angry!Kat and red wearing lowblood!Eridan is now my top OTP.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.


    Someone coddamn better make this their glubbing avatar RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
    I'd do it, but I have recently made mine GoogleJade.
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    ...it just struck me that Karkat spade John COULD have been a thing in this universe.
    For the record, I generally ship Karkat/John in any quadrant except for the black one (mostly because I don't think John could ever hate Karkat unless he killed one of his friends or became the CEO of the Betty Crocker company or something). Not that I think they should get together at all here or anything! I just wanted to put that out there. Anyone else agree?
    Last edited by ponygirl; 06-28-2011 at 02:17 AM.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    >Eridan: Whip out Ahab's crosshairs and demand that he drop his strife specibi. All of them or he's going to end up just as dead as the original Sufferer.
    >Nepeta: Set aside whatever feelings you have for them and try to autispice between Karkat and Eridan.
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    Quote Originally Posted by curiousTerminal View Post

    Someone coddamn better make this their glubbing avatar RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
    I'd do it, but I have recently made mine GoogleJade.
    Good Idea, Will Do...Oh Wait Already did
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    I don't think John is capable of that kind of hate, even troll John. He will be forever kismesis-less, and how he survives the Imperial Drones is anyone's guess. (My guess: pranking them with buckets over the door.)

    Hmm, I need an avatar. I was going to go for a WV avatar, but maybe I'll make it hate playa Karkat, because damn, that image.

    Edit: OR NOT

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tazaran View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by curiousTerminal View Post

    Someone coddamn better make this their glubbing avatar RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
    I'd do it, but I have recently made mine GoogleJade.
    Good Idea, Will Do...Oh Wait Already did
    HOW THE HELL DO I EVEN GET NINJAED ON AN AVATAR.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    Quote Originally Posted by Thanatos View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tazaran View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by curiousTerminal View Post

    Someone coddamn better make this their glubbing avatar RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
    I'd do it, but I have recently made mine GoogleJade.
    Good Idea, Will Do...Oh Wait Already did
    HOW THE HELL DO I EVEN GET NINJAED ON AN AVATAR.
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    > Eridan: Throw cape over your self and hope that Karkat doesn't notice

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    Quote Originally Posted by StarZeph
    I suppose, Eridan: Level your gun at your head.
    FTFY. That should really throw Karkat for a loop. I feel rather ambivalent about convenient pesterings, unless they involve Eridan's overstuffed sylladex spontaneously emptying (i still very much like that idea) and creating a helpful diversion while at the same time taking away his SWEETL00T.

    > Eridan: deploy the trouser-rope, leave traces that suggest you went down there, try to make a break for the rope Nepeta left.

    Quote Originally Posted by ckret2
    in Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 2: and i wwill leavve my cape on:
    Did you miss the thing with me asking to keep this at 99 pages so it WOULDN'T get locked?!

    Is that a thing that we can do??
    I hope it is. Might be a bit easier now it involves respecting you getting the last word.

    Edit: and ponygirl, i agree: John Karkat would be hard to pull off without a sort of anti-John, and that's simply not the thing Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood does.
    Last edited by Treehugger; 06-28-2011 at 02:29 AM.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

    Best update ever.

    I almost shat a mansion! XD

    Edit: Eridan: Remember you have Ahab's Crosshairs, as soon as he opens that door blast him with a weakened beam.

    Eridan: Abscond dunkass!
    Last edited by cautiousCapricorn; 06-28-2011 at 02:25 AM.
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