Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3
No, the Udder Other Sea Dweller Lowblood
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NEW THREAD MEANS NEW OPPORTUNITY FOR EPIC.
> Karkat: Do something epic.
What the fuck is this?
You call this epic?
This is not epic.
This is the exact opposite of--
BEEN MAKING YOURSELF COMFORTABLE, BRINESUCKER?
Your wall decorations have been vandalized.
Your books and DVDs have been ransacked.
You clothes have been strewn all over the floor.
You are not a happy reincarnated messiah.
Or whatever it is those religious dumbasses think you are supposed to be. You do not care about that shit.
Of course, everybody else does.
Yeah. Fucking Jegus version 2.0, new and improved, and full of bugs and with no patch release in sight. Aren't you lucky. You even get fanmail. You did not even know what mail WAS until some fucking high priest of your fucking stupid religion asked you to get a mailbox modus expansion because sometimes they have to send you important "we think somebody might be trying to assassinate you" shit and the mailbox modus is more secure against hackers than Trollian.
You burn most of your mail.
Okay. You have filled your "mentally rage at stupid followers" quota for the next couple of hours. You have all the time in the world to bemoan your life later. But not right now.
Right now, you have bigger fish to bone.
DEbone! You meant DEbone! See, it's supposed to be a joke on how Eridan is basically a fish and when you are through threshecuting him it will be like he is a deboned fish because his bones are basically going to be outside of him and... so... YEAH. That other thing was just a typo.
A... a mental typo.
Okay. Try that again.
You can go over all your failures later. You can have a little private hate jam with yourself at yourself. You can rant and scream and punch holes in the walls and try to decide for the millionth time what you hate more: your life, or just you.
But right now...
... there is a stupid, fin-faced, infuriating, incompetent, FAR TOO LUCKY violent-blooded asshole that needs your attention.
He has escaped the threshecutioners' clutches, pillaged your keys, invaded your private sanctum, vandalized your property, plundered your belongings, stolen your identity, and robbed you of the legislaceration of who knows how many rebels against the imperious rule.
No, you are NOT a happy supposed reincarnation of a supposed messiah.
You are the exact opposite of happy.
And you are enjoying every second of it.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, FINFACE?
THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY PLACES YOU CAN HIDE, YOU KNOW.
IF YOU MAKE THIS EASY, I MIGHT RECONSIDER KEELHAULING YOUR SORRY GILLED ASS.
I KNOW YOU'RE STILL FUCKING HERE.
YOU GODDAMN BARNACLE-BOTTOMED BILGE SWILLER.
> Eridan: Flip the fuck out.
Been there for a while.
Karkat swears like a sea dweller. You wonder if he is doing that for your benefit.
You would actually find that pretty attractive, if you were not scared out of your wits.