Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

[ckret2]

Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3
No, the Udder Other Sea Dweller Lowblood

OR

Karkat's Roomstuck


Discussion thread found here.
First thread found here.
Second thread found here.
Mirror found here.
(NOTE: Whoever is mirroring the adventure is apparently accidentally leaving out letters, words, and even whole pages. For the time being, you're probably better off reading the original threads.)
Formspring found here.
TVTropes page found here.
Fanart found BELOW:

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All fanart from thread #1 helpfully collected by rje, who is a hero.

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>Imperial Fleet officer: Fondly regard attack plans

You can hardly regard this chart fondly, mainly because it is just so crap, the purple smudge on the side is the blood of the stupid peasant who made this.

This chart shows the attack routes for all nearby rebelling colonies, Though Troll-Canada is crossed out after the pro-empire party was elected.

Godamnit, why do these fuckasses keep succeeding?!

Just stopping by to say YES I LOVE THIS ADVENTURE, the flipped hemospectrum is great

Fanart below the spoiler, I couldn't help myself

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Oh god those Gamzee eyes why can't I stop looking
Anyway have some fanart

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I really love this Fanventure. I couldn't resist drawing fanart.

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Also, I vandalised some old shades I had lying around.

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fanart attack

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Gamz...I brought you some food and an extra blanket. I'm, uh...I'm just going to leave it here, okay? You gotta eat...promise me you'll eat.

dOn'T nEeD fOoD bRoThEr...gOt SuStInEnCe oF tHe MoThErFuCkiN sOuL uP iN HeRe...GoT iT...aLl ArOuNd, fUcKiN RaInBoWs ...FeEdIn Me....

Just...
Just eat, Gamzee. I...I can't keep...
...
I'll, uh, try to come back next week, okay? I can't promise anything, but, uh...

YoU'Re a NuMbEr OnE MoTheRfUcKiN SaInT BrOtHeR, HiTcH YoUr RiDe On tHiS sTaR...gOt YoUr NaMe oN iT...yOu AnD Me, We'Ll sHoOt SoMe sLiMe, RiDe tHe FuCkiN....SkY........

....Yeah. The sky.
Sure we will, Gamz. Sure we will.

in the meantime here have two characters doing the tango!

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A colored version by EpilepticWombat
Another colored version by catastrophicGenesis

dumping some moar fanart:

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(used official image as ref)
I will completely admit in front of God and everybody that Revolutionary Girl Utena [what was used in the game] is one of my favorite animes because of it's pure crack-filled bizarre amazingness
so based upon the most recent update, i just..idk I had to
but omg no more shojo style ever again, so freaking -hard- x_x

more picspamdump!
Soper is a Helluva Drug
aka a Moirail's Work is Never Done

Tavros is WAY used to dealing with SoberingUp!Gamzee
this was before he thought 'oh hey i can just cuff his ass down xD
(sorry if these are huge >_<)

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The second I read what the pickaxe was for I imagined this.

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THIS WAS NOT A WASTE OF TIME AT ALL C8
/Crawls away and continues pitying Gamzee

DERP FACES aka end of the thread fanart

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Thread 2 fanart
(NOTE: I didn't start collecting the fanart until part way through the thread, so some might still be missing.)

Do.. I.. uhh... against better judgment. I made something.

Here have a thing!
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Fullsize:

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I've been following this story for a few weeks or so now; I'm really impressed, both by the quality of the story and the fast update rate. This adventure is quite honestly moving, and I'm glad to have discovered it.

So I made something for you, just to say thanks!

http://i.imgur.com/qJDG2.gif

OKAY.

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> Jadzia: begin babbling about how you're super happy to finally meet a witch and begin babbling on how Shaggy had always been right about your fate.

Also, I did this.

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Shitty Empress!Aradia is shitty.

@badassPinnacle That Aradia drawing is amazing.


I was sketching the other day and drew some fanart myself. Here is that. Gamzee, Equius, and Vriska:

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Ohhh. The motorized two wheel device.

Why would somebody think that was clown makeup?

Jadzia, Feferi: ride clown makeup two wheel device to Eridan.

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...Hmmmm...

Gamzee - The Muscle. Accidentally knocks people out with his juggling.
Nepeta - The Distraction. Accidentally monopolizes the guards' attention with her cuteness.
Sollux - The Hacker. Accidentally(?) knocks out the lights and opens all the doors while fucking with Eridan.
Jadzia - The Driver. Accidentally provides a swift getaway with her motorcycle.
Eridan - The Leader. Accidentally cobbles this mess into a working plan.

We can totally make this hapen.

The Troll A Team? I would watch it.

FTFY

As this is a lowly seablood adventurer the only appropriate crime heist movie would be this

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Also hi, big fan of the adventure, love it!

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Just so you know, I've spent perhaps the last four hours reading this whole fanadventure and I just love it to death and back. I adore the liberties you have taken with creating such new ideas and I LOVE the plot and the art and how adorable everything is, and i love how you've incorporated so many of my favorite ships into this, it's like you have been inside my head the whole time and i don't know what to do and i just want to cradle this whole thing in my arms and write sagas for it and draw masterpieces for it. I'm not even at the end of this thread, I still have some pages to go, but oh my god, I just wanted to let you know that I have just enjoyed this whole thing so much. You made me like things I didn't know I liked. You actually inspired me, too, to be a better writer and artist in general, and to stick to things when I start them {because oh my gog i don't want to KNOW how much of your time you have put into this, but that in itself is very admirable} and at this bout, I am just rambling, but my point remains, i want to stroke this thread tenderly and make love to it.

Sir and/or ma'am, consider your challenge accepted!

(Warning, image slightly large, as I don't feel like resizing it.)

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So, I remembered something about Equius being the block arranger when the Tetris thing was brought up. So I made this when I was bored:

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+--)This is rediculous. Why do I even hoove this?

Oh my god, I'm a whole thread late, somebody probably already did this, otherwise people have already forgotten about it, but anyway, here:



Also, this adventure is amazing and I love it. Ckret2, you're a really special gal.

I'm so trying to get something decent to illustrate this event. Well, if Nepeta doesn't get an attack of oppurrtunity on Eridan and moirail him while is defenceless. (and crush my little )

> Eridan : use crabdad antics to distract KK and elope at least.
> Karkat : sloppy makeout, now ! Then realize Nep is in your room and get into threshecutioner mode and hate yourself for that

@Strider : Since flushing emotions are a shade of pity, then Eridan has to pity Nepeta somehow to get a full reciprocical bond, I guess. Unless with refuge in audacity she does really turn into the knight. Hey Eridan, you just have to hope !

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Annnnnnd it's !!!

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(sorry, couldn't resist)

But I second the motion that Gamzee's religion officially be named the Cult Of The Clowns Of A Grim Persuasion That May Or May Not Be In Full Possession Of Their Mental Faculties.

I third this.

Also, Troll Jade is a jadeblood that's part of the Cult Of The Clowns Of A Grim Persuasion That May Or May Not Be In Full Possession Of Their Mental Faculties which is generally a lowblood cult, Troll Rose is a member of a Sea Dweller assassin squad that work for the goldbloods and Troll John seems to be a blue blooded member of The Sufferer's religion. So, is Troll Dave going to be a redblooded member of IRIS or something? xD

Edit but not really: Ninja'd by Ckret saying that Troll Dave might also be a clown cultist?

I fourth this. WITH PASSION

Also,

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> BP: kick more Aradia fanart into thread:
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Gosh, I can't stop.

Thread 3 fanart

OT: FIDUSPAWN, GO! USE PROPOGATE!

GO GO FIDUSPAWN

TEE HEE?

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GUESS WHO'S GOT NEW FANART?
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You guess right.

Look what I made.

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> Sollux: Sing Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Matespritship
> Gamzee: Sing Welcome to the Dark Carnival by Troll Weird Al
[SS]

"When I wath a young grub
My luthuth took me into the thity
To thee a marching band..."

This is already hilarious.

Head canon forever, Sollux is a MCR MCM fan.

I regret nothing. Well besides someone with talent not getting to it before I butchered it.
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....Yeah this isn't worth calling fanart. But it was an amusing hour.

so in thread #2 this happened:

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karkatVantas [KV] began trolling eridanAmpora [EA]

KV: I AM POUNCE DE LEON, PREY-STALKING, LETHAL PROWLER.
EA: I am a Cavvalreaper, horsaroni-mounted, feoline-stabbing.
KV: I AM TINKERBULL, HORSARONI-GORING, CAVALREAPER-THROWING.
EA: I am spidermom, tinkerbull-consuming, eight legged.
KV: I AM MINI-GL'BGOLYB, SPIDERMOM-DEVOURING, POISON-BEAKED.
EA: I am a musclebeast, Gl'bgolyb-crushing, heavvy-footed.
KV: I AM THE MOBIUS DOUBLE REACHAROUND, BUTCHER, VIRUS, ALL-LIFE CURSING.
EA: I am Alternia, space-floating, life nurturing.
KV: I AM THE RECKONING, ALL-EXPLODING … PLANET-CREMATING.
EA: I am the Univverse – all things encompassing, all life embracing.
KV: I AM Lrd English, WEARER OF THE CAIRO OVERCOAT.
KV: I AM THE DARK AT THE END OF EVERYTHING.
KV: THE END OF UNIVERSES, GODS, WORLDS… OF EVERYTHING.
KV: WHAT WILL YOU BE THEN, SCUMBLOOD?
EA: I am hope.
KV: WELL
KV: WELL, THEN, I AM...
KV:I AM...

karkatVantas [KV] ceased trolling eridanAmpora [EA]

...then this happened (it was supposed to be more impressive but i accidentally was drawing it at 7k x 5k px so my computer started freezing. also, drawing hero mode in a program with no fill tool is difficult! I AM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN):

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the cairo overcoat is REALLY HARD TO DO; eridan-being-hope being sgrub!but got tiger for some reason!but then al forgot the actual hood and just noticed it now oh great!eridan amuses me. IRONY.

i don't know if this counts as fanart? or what is up with karkat's hair, i have problems with his hair...

aaand now i have to draw my chemical matespritship. you are all terrible to my hands what with your inspirational weird jokes and stuff.

> Eridan: BE OKAY WITH IT BE OKAY WITH IT BE OKAY WITH IT
> Someone: walk in.

> Al: be awed by the update, tentatively present fanart as offering to this fic in general / this update / this thread

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> Aradia: be falling down all these spirit-things.

We're livin on the EDGE!
why do I have random song lyrics all over my head

but srsly that made me lol, hategrope xD

I made a thing! after the last update this was like, all I could think about o3o
(Xposted heh)
Spoilered for huge
(I think, it's huge as hell on my tiny notebook xD)

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(I need to draw more wimmins dangnabbit)

NEW THREAD MEANS NEW OPPORTUNITY FOR EPIC.


> Karkat: Do something epic.


What the fuck is this?

You call this epic?

This is not epic.

This is the exact opposite of--



Holy ship.

BEEN MAKING YOURSELF COMFORTABLE, BRINESUCKER?

Your wall decorations have been vandalized.

Your books and DVDs have been ransacked.

You clothes have been strewn all over the floor.

You are not a happy reincarnated messiah.

Or whatever it is those religious dumbasses think you are supposed to be. You do not care about that shit.

Of course, everybody else does.



Yeah. Fucking Jegus version 2.0, new and improved, and full of bugs and with no patch release in sight. Aren't you lucky. You even get fanmail. You did not even know what mail WAS until some fucking high priest of your fucking stupid religion asked you to get a mailbox modus expansion because sometimes they have to send you important "we think somebody might be trying to assassinate you" shit and the mailbox modus is more secure against hackers than Trollian.

You burn most of your mail.

Okay. You have filled your "mentally rage at stupid followers" quota for the next couple of hours. You have all the time in the world to bemoan your life later. But not right now.

Right now, you have bigger fish to bone.

DEbone! You meant DEbone! See, it's supposed to be a joke on how Eridan is basically a fish and when you are through threshecuting him it will be like he is a deboned fish because his bones are basically going to be outside of him and... so... YEAH. That other thing was just a typo.

A... a mental typo.

Okay. Try that again.

You can go over all your failures later. You can have a little private hate jam with yourself at yourself. You can rant and scream and punch holes in the walls and try to decide for the millionth time what you hate more: your life, or just you.

But right now...




... there is a stupid, fin-faced, infuriating, incompetent, FAR TOO LUCKY violent-blooded asshole that needs your attention.

He has escaped the threshecutioners' clutches, pillaged your keys, invaded your private sanctum, vandalized your property, plundered your belongings, stolen your identity, and robbed you of the legislaceration of who knows how many rebels against the imperious rule.

No, you are NOT a happy supposed reincarnation of a supposed messiah.

You are the exact opposite of happy.

And you are enjoying every second of it.



WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, FINFACE?
THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY PLACES YOU CAN HIDE, YOU KNOW.
IF YOU MAKE THIS EASY, I MIGHT RECONSIDER KEELHAULING YOUR SORRY GILLED ASS.
WELL?
I KNOW YOU'RE STILL FUCKING HERE.
COME ON.
YOU GODDAMN BARNACLE-BOTTOMED BILGE SWILLER.

Wait, what?

> Eridan: Flip the fuck out.


Been there for a while.

Karkat swears like a sea dweller. You wonder if he is doing that for your benefit.

You would actually find that pretty attractive, if you were not scared out of your wits.

[FIDUSPAWN]

>Eridan: Stand up to Karkat by showing yourself to him to prove that your a worthy enemy of him.

[mythmonster2]

OK... that Karkat's kinda scary.

[FIDUSPAWN]

Oh my mistake for before since I thought you meant before the third thread went up that was the case here.

[Stripe]

Karkat is terrifying in that second to last image. Like seriously terrifying.

Eridan: Get a hold of yourself! He's not going to think you a very viable blackrom interest if you just wet your pants when he walks in the door.

[Sagi]

Congrats on thread three!

Blood-stained, angry, grinning Karkat is more awesome than I'd previously realized.

Eridan: Stop being such a coward and do something that will piss off Karkat more. If you don't keep this alive, you'll be slaughtered.

Also? I can't express how happy I am that you used my Sufferer priest John idea. The desire to share that random-but-made-sense-at-the-time idea was what spurred me to join the forum, and this makes me glad I did.

[Krotar]

>Eridan: Wield Ahab's Crosshairs. Even if you've no intention of firing, having that kind of firepower in your hands should calm you down.

[redaeth]

Pull yourself together, either you be a good kismesis or your dead. Gloat over his wrecked respiteblock and then abscond. Maybe put Ahab's corsshairs on wide beam and shoot him a little, he'll survive. And it'd be a fitting escape scenario to one up Vriska even if you don't know it yet

[reignonyourparade]

Just... fire the fucking crosshairs at something. Fire them at the ground and jump through the hole maybe. Right after he sees you.

[FIDUSPAWN]

>Fight to the almost death is the only way to resolve this.

[ponygirl]

...omg that letter from John is adorable!!! It reminds me of the ones he wrote to to his friends in canon, and it is so sweet. The fact that Karkat kept it when he burns most of his mail is the best part! This makes me unbelievably happy! (ack, my John/Karkat bias is showing, please ignore me >>;; )

Anyway! Everything else was great too, I just had to mention that first. I am loving the Karkat's hategrin so much, and the shine on his sickle, you have no idea. This whole adventure is !

>Karkat: Keep doing what you are doing, it is awesome!
>Eridan: Do something that involves you not dying! And draw Ahab's Crosshairs!

Edit: The suggestion of Eridan's stylladex emptying to create a diversion is intriguing to me as well.

[StarZeph]

...it just struck me that Karkat spade John COULD have been a thing in this universe.
But oh well, that's passed.
I suppose, Eridan: Level your gun at his head (From across the room). At that EXACT MOMENT, Terezi: Pester.

Edit: And heck yes, troll Joh Letter.

[rogue of void]

>Eridan: Grow a pair and shoot a bitch, preferably one named Karkat Vantas.

[ArsenicNog]

>Hiiiiiiiide!

[Zrcalo]

Bloodstained Angry!Kat and red wearing lowblood!Eridan is now my top OTP.

[curiousTerminal]

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Someone coddamn better make this their glubbing avatar RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
I'd do it, but I have recently made mine GoogleJade.

[ponygirl]

...it just struck me that Karkat spade John COULD have been a thing in this universe.

For the record, I generally ship Karkat/John in any quadrant except for the black one (mostly because I don't think John could ever hate Karkat unless he killed one of his friends or became the CEO of the Betty Crocker company or something). Not that I think they should get together at all here or anything! I just wanted to put that out there. Anyone else agree?

[Nasrudith]

>Eridan: Whip out Ahab's crosshairs and demand that he drop his strife specibi. All of them or he's going to end up just as dead as the original Sufferer.
>Nepeta: Set aside whatever feelings you have for them and try to autispice between Karkat and Eridan.

[Tazaran]

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Someone coddamn better make this their glubbing avatar RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
I'd do it, but I have recently made mine GoogleJade.

Good Idea, Will Do...Oh Wait Already did

[Sagi]

I don't think John is capable of that kind of hate, even troll John. He will be forever kismesis-less, and how he survives the Imperial Drones is anyone's guess. (My guess: pranking them with buckets over the door.)

Hmm, I need an avatar. I was going to go for a WV avatar, but maybe I'll make it hate playa Karkat, because damn, that image.

Edit: OR NOT

[Thanatos]

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Someone coddamn better make this their glubbing avatar RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
I'd do it, but I have recently made mine GoogleJade.

Good Idea, Will Do...Oh Wait Already did

HOW THE HELL DO I EVEN GET NINJAED ON AN AVATAR.

[Tazaran]

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Someone coddamn better make this their glubbing avatar RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
I'd do it, but I have recently made mine GoogleJade.

Good Idea, Will Do...Oh Wait Already did

HOW THE HELL DO I EVEN GET NINJAED ON AN AVATAR.

Motherfucking Miracles Bro

[Saayri Ishika]

> Eridan: Throw cape over your self and hope that Karkat doesn't notice

[Treehugger]

I suppose, Eridan: Level your gun at your head.

FTFY. That should really throw Karkat for a loop. I feel rather ambivalent about convenient pesterings, unless they involve Eridan's overstuffed sylladex spontaneously emptying (i still very much like that idea) and creating a helpful diversion while at the same time taking away his SWEETL00T.

> Eridan: deploy the trouser-rope, leave traces that suggest you went down there, try to make a break for the rope Nepeta left.

in Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 2: and i wwill leavve my cape on:
Did you miss the thing with me asking to keep this at 99 pages so it WOULDN'T get locked?!

Is that a thing that we can do??

I hope it is. Might be a bit easier now it involves respecting you getting the last word.

Edit: and ponygirl, i agree: John Karkat would be hard to pull off without a sort of anti-John, and that's simply not the thing Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood does.

[cautiousCapricorn]

Best update ever.

I almost shat a mansion! XD

Edit: Eridan: Remember you have Ahab's Crosshairs, as soon as he opens that door blast him with a weakened beam.

Eridan: Abscond dunkass!