Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 3: No, the OTHER Sea Dweller Lowblood.

[Spectacles]

Karkat: indulge in treshfantasies.

Eridian: Switch to Harpoonkind. Please.

[The Edoro]

Nthing hatesnogs.

[megatronusPrime]

Strife perhaps? A good kismessitude is always more interesting with a little strife.

During the battle:

> Kanaya: Become relevant again

Would the strife be improved if it was oil-covered wrestling? And I hope Kanaya becomes relevant.

Suddenly it will turn out that Eridan and Karkat were women all along! And then Kanaya will seduce them. While they all have oil covered wrestle matches.

That's too outrageous for me to not second.

[kaoticAntagonist]

>Karkat: Get rid of the gun. Seriously.

>Sollux: Back-up your bro.

[perniciousNumeracy]

Eridan: Be knocked back into the pit.

Nepeta: Be there to catch him.

[Coalesce]

>Eridan: Hatesnog!

>Karkat: ...Hatesnog!

>Sollux:

[codeGnave]

>Karkat: Cut off his leg.
>Eridan: JUMP!
Nepeta: CATCH!

[CalamityCons]

Eridan: ABSCOND
Nepeta: SWEET CATCH!

[kaoticAntagonist]

>Karkat: Flashback to one of your top 5 favorite moments.

[megatronusPrime]

>Karkat: Flashback to all of your top 5 favorite moments.

FTFY

[CalamityCons]

>Karkat: Flashback to all of your top 5 favorite moments.

FTFY

Supporting to the third power.

[Fii]

>Eridan: SURPRISE Hatesnog
>Karkat: Bite him in retaliation

[Sagi]

>Eridan and Karkat: Halfway through dueling, switch to dancing.

[ikkonoishi]

Eridan: Catch his scythe on the hook at the back of the stock then bring the barrel of the rifle down across his head.

[Stikk]

ETA: For the record, I don't consider any of you retards.

That is... The nicest thing anyone has ever said to me :'D

I have decided that this adventure does not have nearly enough soap opera chiches.

> Karkat: Go into Coma as your evil twin, Pantskat, tries to replace you, seducing your matesprit in the process, as she didn't know it wasn't actually you.

Please make this happen.

[artisticWarrior]

> Karkat: Go into Coma as your evil twin, Pantskat, tries to replace you, seducing your matesprit in the process, as she didn't know it wasn't actually you.

Please make this happen.

Seconding!

[megatronusPrime]

> Karkat: Go into Coma as your evil twin, Pantskat, tries to replace you, seducing your matesprit in the process, as she didn't know it wasn't actually you.

Please make this happen.

Seconding!

Thirding, if only for the same reason I liked the genderflip/Kanaya seduction idea above.
But mostly because Pantskat.

[FIDUSPAWN]

> Karkat: Go into Coma as your evil twin, Pantskat, tries to replace you, seducing your matesprit in the process, as she didn't know it wasn't actually you.

Please make this happen.

Seconding!

Thirding, if only for the same reason I liked the genderflip/Kanaya seduction idea above.
But mostly because Pantskat.

Fourthing.

[epic_houseplant]

> Karkat: Go into Coma as your evil twin, Pantskat, tries to replace you, seducing your matesprit in the process, as she didn't know it wasn't actually you.

Please make this happen.

Seconding!

Thirding, if only for the same reason I liked the genderflip/Kanaya seduction idea above.
But mostly because Pantskat.

Fourthing.

Pyramid quoting so that I can fifth this. Though the power of peer pressure our will can be done.

[doombringer505]

> Karkat: Go into Coma as your evil twin, Pantskat, tries to replace you, seducing your matesprit in the process, as she didn't know it wasn't actually you.

Please make this happen.

Seconding!

Thirding, if only for the same reason I liked the genderflip/Kanaya seduction idea above.
But mostly because Pantskat.

Fourthing.

Pyramid quoting so that I can fifth this. Though the power of peer pressure our will can be done.

This +1

[Thanatos]

>Author: Exercise right to veto.

[artisticWarrior]

>Author: Refuse to exercise right to veto.

FTFY

[cautiousCapricorn]

This is all so crazy and organized.

God I love these forums. . .

[MyCurrentObsession]

>Author: Exercise right to veto.

I'm in agreement here. It's just too horrible soap opera for me. Somewhat comical to imagine and discuss, but too much in action. Let's not drag evil twins/Pantskat into this.

>Eridan: Smack Karkat on the head with your rifle, then hatesnog him.
>(Seconding Sollux coming in and facepalming)
>Eridan: With Karkat sufficiently distracted, either snatch the weapons or bat them out of his hands. ABSCOND WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

(As awesome as it would be for Nepeta to be there to catch him, I don't think it's possible. She was sent away already on Seahorsedad, and unless ckret comes up with a viable reason for her to come back so soon, probably won't be there to rescue Eridan again)

[Seeker]

Seventhing Pantskat suggestion.