SGRUB: TEAM B!TCH!N BADASSERY OOC [were ded]

[Insani]

dead rp is dead

hehehehehehehe

not sure why this topic is still here

oh well

goddamn need some more erotic fiction now

where are you mb

where are you

but seriously go away

this is a dead thread

life is too mainstream for this thread

this thread is a hipster thread

HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE

[Insani]

RULES:
Stay active. I don't need you to post once a day, but a reminder that you're still with us is fine. If you keep everyone else waiting for a long time you'll be kicked.
Try to use proper punctuation and grammar OOC.
Most of the discussion will happen in the thread or over pesterchum. Please contact intelligentInsanity on pesterchum if you have any questions.
Pesterlogs will be done over Pesterchum. Memos will be done in the thread so that if a person isn't around, they don't miss the entire thing.
Don't be an ass. It's a simple rule and it's even simpler to follow it.
Try not to have overpowered fantrolls

ALSO, Please keep your fantrolls balanced. Arelux is pretty powerful but makes up for it in raw stupidity and arrogance. And try to keep your names and titles close to canon (Names are 6 letters for first and last (sixsix sixsix) and titles have one syllable each (ie, DISH OF COLD).)

[vocalizedRainbow]

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Your name is Kerria Jappon. You are six and a half sweeps, you think, and you're just sooo happy right now! You think you could squeal, just from sheer joy. You aren't sure why. You're just really really happy for some reason. Maybe it's because your favorite show just broadcasted a new episode. You just looove those cute little ponies. It might also be 'cause you got a lollipop from a weird guy you don't know. Mmm, is it sweet! You love candy. You love candy so much. Without candy, you're not sure what you'd do!

In your spare time, you like to read cheesy tween magazines, play board games with your monkey lusus, and play with lusii. You just go into somebody's house and take their cute little lusus out for some fun. For some reason this angers them, though. You don't like it when people are angry at you.

Your trolltag is highfructoseNightmarefuel and you **type w*th a yummy shade of honey and some spr*nkles >u<**

Stats:
Honey blood
Normal hive in arid climate
Pop Music Modus
hammerKind ("cull-a-groundbeast"-esque)
Prospit
Verse of Heart
Land of Desert and Pudding

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She's so cute. Sickeningly so.

Edited for more info. And also to change the title, since someone has taken "Maid". ono

[Insani]

Okay, but uh, first of all, what's her specibus?

And what's her fetch modus?

And where does she live? :V

And I believe trolls call houses hives.

[JohnKeats]

==> Be the depressed seer



Your name is Fitzer Rytive. You are between yellow and green blood, which would be not that bad, if it hadn't cursed you with one of the most DEPRESSING ability ever.
First of all, you can see properly with only your right eye, since you were born. ironically, your lusus is a CYCLOP. You would have been culled for long if the left eye didn't give you the ability to SEE THE PAST.
And just because you can see the past, it doesn't mean you can control want you see, or even when you see it. That would be just too convenient, wouldn't it ?
All you have are those flashes, at random times, especially when it PISSES YOU OFF the most.
Thus, you tend to realize that EVERYBODY LIES, so you don't trust anyone. You don't like anyone. What's the point, if you're about to discover some terrible secret about them ? In generasl, you consider the troll race to be corrupted, and would even be glad if they were going to be wiped out by a METEOR RAIN or something. But, hey, what are the odds of that happening ?
Your strife specibus is BALLKIND. You can fight with all sorts of balls, from snowballs to cristal balls.
Also, even if you're only seven sweeps old, your abilities already reserved you a spot among the LEGISLACERATORS, when you will be old enough. That perspective doesn't thrill you, but hey, it's that or getting culled.
Your trolltag is secretOpener and you always lo*k like you're about to kill yourself (9ec60b)

When you enter SGRUB, your title will unsurprisingly be the Seer of Past, you will wander on the Land of Secrets and Chests, and you will turn out to be a Derse Dreamer.

[artisticWarrior]

Narwhalsprite
malignantSwordswoman
Blood/Text color: #7851A9
Guide of Rage
Land of Velvet and Brains
Derse Dreamer



Your name is Marina Aquara and you are almost seven sweeps old (almost). Your lusus is a narwhal. Being of higher blood, you don't have any psychic powers. You have a variety of interests, including writing and poetry, though you're not very good at either of them.
You also enjoy swordfighting, and actually have some real talent at it. As such, you are fairly adept with BLADEKIND. Some of your friends refer to you as crazy, as you often speak of dreams involving Horrorterrors.
Your troll tag is malignantSwordswoman and you tend to be a bit softspoken.

((I'm going to include a picture later. I'm getting tired.))
((EDIT: GIMP froze before I could save the sprite. It's after midnight, so I'm gonna work on one tomorrow. Bene nox, amici.))
((Edit 2: Picture!))

[Insani]

artisticWarrior, that's a pretty good profile I suppose. A bit shorter than what I'm accustomed to (1 paragraph vs 3+ paragraphs) but alright. When you add a sprite I'll add the sprite to the OP.

[noike]

This ended up kind of long, so here'a tl;dr version:

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NAME Erythe Elapid (amplifiedAggro)
AGE 16
BLOOD Indigo (#370779)
QUIRK Tends to type in a kind of, hahaha, nervous? fashion, and to stretch out the end of his words~..
LAND Land of Earth and Sea, Prospit dreamer
TITLE Page of Blood

Your name is ERYTHE ELAPID, you are 7.38 SWEEPS, and yes, you are an INDIGO.

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Hatched with the gills and fins of a seadweller, you're technically a mutant -- but you're one of the FEW LUCKY ONES, because the Empire has deemed you actually useful. Ever since a young age, you've been marked to become a SUBJUGGULATOR, and one of the few deigned with the shitty task of BRINGING JUSTICE TO THE SEADWELLERS. Unfortunately, while you can breathe in the water, you CAN'T DO IT VERY WELL: your deep-seated FEAR OF WATER means that your gills will shut as soon as you inevitably freak out, leaving you flailing for the surface. You're dreading the day when you turn eight and begin training as an apprentice subjuggulator, because that's the day your bosses will realise you are completely and utterly USELESS.

People sometimes call you kind of girly when it comes to your interests, and it's justified! You enjoy FASHION and MAKE-UP, and even if you like putting indigo on everything, you still manage to make most of your pocket-change off of MAKING COMMISSIONS for your fellow FLARP PLAYERS. Also, you actually play FLarp, and it's hard to find more of a GIRL'S GAME THAN THAT. You also like CUTE THINGS and TAXIDERMY: your hive is filled with stuffed plushies ranging from SMALLER LUSII to MASSIVE MUSCLEBEASTS. It's also filled with skeletons and dead animals in various stages of being stuffed. It's just so hard to keep your mind on one project for long!

Your third interest is just that you REALLY ENJOY GAMES. Board games, card games, live action roleplaying games, you have played them all. Mostly because you have an incredibly TERRIBLE ATTENTION-SPAN. As of late, even FLarp's starting to get a little boring.. and that's a game you've been obsessively playing since you first wriggled out of the caves. Luckily, there's some new gamegrub coming out that looks kind of cool. SGrub or something?

You used to be EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE, ALL OF THE TIME, but an incident with a former moirail a few sweeps back left you trying to reign in your temper. Now you're mostly just EXTREMELY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE, but at least you try to be polite about it. You are OVERLY ANXIOUS and PESSIMISTIC even at the best of times, and you are a prime-time meddler and fusser when it comes to your friends, enemies, and random trolls on the lawnring. This never really accomplishes anything except PISSING PEOPLE OFF, but it makes you feel like you at least tried to avert the latest, inevitable disaster.

Your trolltag is amplifiedAggro and you type kind of, hahaha, nervously sometimes, and you guess maybe sometimes, um,
you ki~ind of
drag out the end of your sentences~..?

You are the PAGE OF BLOOD, in the LAND OF EARTH AND SEA, you are a PROSPIT dreamer and you use SPEARKIND while strifing.

[Sparksol]

> Be the one that travels.

Blood/Text color #7fe0d6

Your name is LIRRAZ RAKPUR, and damned if you're not lost again.

Your interests include ARCHAEOLOGY and INFORMATION - especially SECRETS, although you also play some COMPUTER GAMES when there's nothing else going on. You'd learn how to code and hack, but the programming languages involved all give you a HEADACHE.

You have a hive near civilization, but you don't bother keeping much there besides basic furnature since you're away so often. Most of what's left gets stolen, so you make sure to keep your good stuff with you in your OPERATION MODUS. You have to draw or cut a careful hole and then pull the item out; fail to extract it properly and you get a nasty taser-like shock, which has led to an unorthodox weaponized modus style of smacking your opponents with a card, when you're not just beating on them with your SPATULAKIND SPECIBI. God you hate remembering that kitchen accident. You hope you can find a different specibus card somewhere, but you haven't found one yet. You've even got a sweet relic mace you picked up if you find a blank one, but good luck on that.

Mostly you travel what few wilderness areas that are left on the land, which usually means the most inhospitable areas. You travel with your lusus, an elephanther, a huge clawed thing with an extra toothed tentacle-snout in front. You tried sticking a MAGNET in one of your horns because it seemed like a good idea at the time - you could just sense your directions, you know? But then you covered the whole thing in METAL like an idiot so it usually just disorients you.

Your blood is a light blue of some sort, which is fine by you, though other highbloods find your choice of activities odd. You've got a knack for finding things, which probably isn't psychic, and you don't care whether it is or not. You spend minutes looking for things instead of hours, it's not like you just know where the stuff is, unless it's strongly magnetic. Most people would be constantly bugging you to find their keys or remotes or stolen goods if they knew about this talent, which only a few of your contacts know about it. You mostly use it tracking down ruins and any valuables inside when traveling, or finding worthwhile stuff in the dumps.

Your trolltag is grimOdyssey, and you type s|ow|y but carefu||y, avoiding most mistaikes.

When you eventually get into Sgrub, you'll be the ROGUE OF SHAPE, and stuck in the LAND OF MIRRORS AND MAGNETS, with your dreamself on DERSE.

[Insani]

Alright, no more Seadwellers / Trolls higher than indigo-blood please! Arelux hates highbloods, and it'd be hard to justify TWO seadwellers. I'm thinking Marina will be his kismesis, and maybe Arelux won't know about Erythe till later on, as in he was secretly invited. I'm not sure xD (If anyone has any better ideas as to how to introduce the seadwellers, go ahead and hit me with them).

Disregard this, who gives a shit?

Let's just try to have no more than 5 indigo+ bloods.

[JohnKeats]

Well, we talked and Erythe is going to be invited by Fitzer. Arelux can either ignore she's a highblood, or Fitzer can force him to accept Erythe.

[noike]

Erythe probably wouldn't go out of his way to contact Arelux at first, so maybe Erythe is just kind of snuck in by Fitzer / Arelux just assumes he's another lowblood? There could be horrified shenanigans in the first memo from both sides, because Erythe's dumb enough to have just.. never considered.. who was leading the session.

Alternatively, if we can't figure something out, I'm 0kay with re-apping a lowblood. :]

[EightBlade]

Mind if I PM you a character?

[Insani]

Mind if I PM you a character?

Sure, I guess.

Also, we should probably try to have 6 male trolls, 6 females, which means that there's two male slots left.

I'm reserving a male slot AND a female slot, as a good friend of mine wants to join the RP but never told me if his fantroll was male or female, I'll ask him as soon as he comes online.

Edit: I've decided to extend the troll limit for this session to 16... that means we have 4 out of 8 males, and 1 out of 8 females needed. If anyone thinks this is a bad idea, please tell me DX

[JohnKeats]

It;'s getting more and more crowded around here
But the more the merrier.

[scribaciousMnemonist]

If you're in need of six more female trolls, and you have a 16-player session, do you mind if I introduce a "Low-Seablood"- sort of like a seablood mutant? It would be someone out of the aristocracy, and if her image is anything to reflect her personality;

She'd probably be someone who'd be closer to Arelux. ;]

[artisticWarrior]

That second image is creepy!

[Insani]

If you're in need of six more female trolls, and you have a 16-player session, do you mind if I introduce a "Low-Seablood"- sort of like a seablood mutant? It would be someone out of the aristocracy, and if her image is anything to reflect her personality;

She'd probably be someone who'd be closer to Arelux. ;]

Maybe but how old is she?

And O GOD SO MANY MUTANTS

Edit: Maybe she's THAT ONE SEADWELLER WHO'S NOT A COMPLETE FISHFUCKING ASSWIPE

[JohnKeats]

I'm not a mutant ! I'm just a bit psychic

[artisticWarrior]

Wait! Arelux actually liking a sea dweller? This I have to see.

[Insani]

I'm not a mutant ! I'm just a bit psychic

I know, it's the two non-seadweller blood seadwellers (pinkhair and indigo fish guy)

Possibly Pinky's a fellow shitty music enthusiast?

whoopsdidisayshittyimeantawesome

it's probably not liking, but rather hating a bit less than every other sea dweller

Arelux is love-impaired

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Also, I'd like 20 trolls but it's already pretty ridiculous with the grist counts

Here's the amount of grist each connection will have:

1 : 20
2 : 200
3 : 2000
4 : 20000
5 : 200000
6 : 2000000
7 : 20000000
8 : 200000000
9 : 2000000000
10: 20000000000
11: 200000000000
12: 2000000000000
13: 20000000000000
14: 200000000000000
15: 2000000000000000
16: 20000000000000000

The last connection will have 20000000000000000 grist.

I don't even want to count all the zeroes.

I think that's 20 whatevercomesaftertrillion-ion. :V

[JohnKeats]

i don't think you should bother that much with the grist count, after all, we can all think of new, wonderful, and super expensive objects to deploy

edit : btw, there are 16 zeros

[Insani]

i don't think you should bother that much with the grist count, after all, we can all think of new, wonderful, and super expensive objects to deploy

edit : btw, there are 16 zeros

I guess, yeah. Still, if I did make it 20 trolls that'd be a ridiculous amount of grist.

But either way, I guess we could get super new tech.

AUTOMATIC MUSIC DISPENSING SATTELITE (AMDS), EVERYONE WILL HEAR THE SICK BEATS. EVERY DAY. ALL THE TIME. THERE WILL BE NO STOP TO THE SICK BEATS (oh god arelux is going to want this thing SO BAD (if it wasn't a joke and thus didn't exist))

[artisticWarrior]

i don't think you should bother that much with the grist count, after all, we can all think of new, wonderful, and super expensive objects to deploy

edit : btw, there are 16 zeros

I guess, yeah. Still, if I did make it 20 trolls that'd be a ridiculous amount of grist.

But either way, I guess we could get super new tech.

AUTOMATIC MUSIC DISPENSING SATTELITE (AMDS), EVERYONE WILL HEAR THE SICK BEATS. EVERY DAY. ALL THE TIME. THERE WILL BE NO STOP TO THE SICK BEATS (oh god arelux is going to want this thing SO BAD (if it wasn't a joke and thus didn't exist))

I think everyone would freak out on Arelux if he got that.

[Insani]

i don't think you should bother that much with the grist count, after all, we can all think of new, wonderful, and super expensive objects to deploy

edit : btw, there are 16 zeros

I guess, yeah. Still, if I did make it 20 trolls that'd be a ridiculous amount of grist.

But either way, I guess we could get super new tech.

AUTOMATIC MUSIC DISPENSING SATTELITE (AMDS), EVERYONE WILL HEAR THE SICK BEATS. EVERY DAY. ALL THE TIME. THERE WILL BE NO STOP TO THE SICK BEATS (oh god arelux is going to want this thing SO BAD (if it wasn't a joke and thus didn't exist))

I think everyone would freak out on Arelux if he got that.

It would be so great, shitty music everywhere.

I CAN HEAR THE SONGS FOR MILES AND MILES THERE IS NO STOP YOU CANNOT RUN YOU CANNOT HIDE ;~;