I would like to say that I do have dyslexia. Which will often make me get words mixed up, and mess up my grammar. If I happen to miss spell, use the wrong word, or mess up on my grammar, please tell me. So long as you're not mean about it, at least.
You are a young alien. You were born exactly 16 cycles ago today.
For convenience, I will tell you that one cycle is the same as about 1 and 1 Fourth human years, and so you are about 20 human years old.
It should also be noted that at 16 cycles, your species is about as matured as a 14 year old human.
You have just been given your first mission as an invader, as everyone your age is given. Your mission: Invade a planet called earth, and destroy or enslave all living things on the planet.
You have 5 solar days to pick your crew members, then you must leave for earth.
Before you do anything, we must know your name, and of course, your gender.
It would also be helpful if anyone can think of a name for what the species is called.
> Ponder the ethical issues of a race which orders it's children to obliterate planets and slaughter thousands.
What does that have to do with ethical issues? It's been this way since the start of time it's self! Then again, back then your race lived much shorter lives, and 16 cycles would be considered an adult. but your race does not believe in change. Everything should stay the same forever.
Your very sure that's what your teacher said one time, but you could be wrong. Your not very good at remembering.
Basically everyone knows your race is really messed up, but since your all-powerful leader likes it that way, it's not like you could do anything about it anyway. Not that you even want to.
> Ponder how much of a contradiction it is that your race holds such little value in life and yet persued medical advances to increase their lifespan.
That's stupid! Your tired of pondering things. See how your eyes just changed color? that's because your SUPER angry!
Originally Posted by Whimbrel
Review potential crewmates
You like this idea, wait, no you LOVE this idea!
You begin to think about who you should bring with you, your ship will be able to hold 5 people at most. So you can bring 4 of your 9 friends.
You begin to think of who would be best to pick. You realize that all of them would be good for different jobs.
One is great at this new thing called 'cooking' it would clearly make your trip much better, and not make you almost hurl each time you eat the disgusting stuff they have here.
Two of your friends are insanely good with weapons. And can kick some serious butt.
One of your friends is great at making disguises. it could come in handy if you ever need to look like one of these 'humans' you are going to destroy/enslave.
One of your friends is good with maps and crap like that.
Three of your friends are pretty good pilots, but you know how to fly a ship too. (you not very good at it, but you know how.)
And finally one of your friends is great with machines and stuff like that, which is good if anything ever breaks down.
Of course, you don't really NEED any one to take care of the ship, because it can run it's self completely. But it's still better to be safe then sorry, you know?
Anyway, who do you pick?
Ya... this sorta sucks, but I wasn't really sure how else to put everyone's talents and stuff. So, ya... sorry. :P
Originally Posted by September
I think well want disguise friend though. Switch him in for cooking
Alright, you guess that makes sense. You'll go ahead and video message the least annoying of the 4. Which is pretty hard to decide, since there all really annoying.
All you have to do is press this thing on your wrist...
You must wait for her to approve, because she has a higher symbol then you. You know, those things on your wrists?
Ya, she has a higher one of those. If you were trying to contact someone with a lower symbol, then they would have no choice but to talk to you.
Even though she has a higher symbol, you are still higher ranked then she is, because you can actually help your world take things over, and she can only make stupid disguises. So she should answer you anyway.
Sorry for taking so long with this, we spent this week cleaning our house, so ya. 030
For making you wait, I made a stupid little GIF of Azlog blinking, yay! 8D
Azlog, Is that you?
No, it's his royal majesty.
OF COURSE IT'S ME YOU IDIOT. Who else do you know with this symbol?
Well you don't have to get all mean about it, don't forget I can only see blobs of color.
It's not like I can exactly tell who I'm talking to just by looking at them.
Ok, ya, sorry. I'm just a little upset you didn't answer sooner, I've been waiting for like, half an eon or something.
Yes, I see. I was just getting ready, and so your call slipped my mind for a while.
Wait, getting ready?
For the trip of course. The one to earth. I have studied these humans for a few gigas now. They are quite interesting. I'm looking forward to seeing them.
So THAT'S why you've got that gunk all over your body.
Ya, I'm not quite finished with the disguise yet, But it's nearly done. I'm quite sure that this is the female of the species. I get the two confused more often than not.
But even if this is the male of the species, then that's just as well, because I read that some like to dress as the other gender. So it should be fine ether way.
You know, I never said I was inviting you.
I know for a fact that's why you contacted me.
But knowing you, then you will make s big fuss about how you didn't want me to come, then you'll let me go anyway.
No, I will NOT do that, you can't just invite yourself like that, you know.
I'm not inviting myself, you were inviting me.
We both know I always get what I want. You will let me on that ship, whether you want to or not.
I can pick my own shipmates, thank you very much!
I'll see you in 5 solar days Azlog.
-Conversation Was Ended By The Higher Party-
That girl! she always makes you so MAD! What right does she have to tell YOU, the leader, what you are going to do?!
And yet, you still find her annoyingness to be somehow... Good. At least compared to your other friends.
To clear things up with there time, this is what each word means.
Cycle: about 1 and 1 fourths human years.
Gigas: 3 - 4 weeks (usually it means 4 weeks)
Daram: 7 days
Solar Day: 1 day
Eon: an hour
Mimi: One minute
Micron: 1 second
Not very original names, but whatever.
Before anyone starts to wonder, which it occurs to me people might not ever wonder, I will not be useing swear words. I am 14, and my mom and dad don't like me to use them.
And frankly, I don't like using them. Instead I will be replacing them with words such as frell and dren.
Whoever can guess what that's from gets a cookie. :3
Wait, what? You don't like her like THAT! in fact, you don't like her at all. Your way to young to being thinking about mating anyway, she's just a good friend/enemy.
Originally Posted by Fuade
>Annoy people with lower ranks then you by rapidly calling and disconnecting them. Unless you are the lowest rank possible for some reason. In that case just continue to pink eye.
Ok, ya. That's a much better idea... But it's to bad the only person you know with a lower symbol then you is sorta crazy. She'll rip your head off your body, burn it, smash the ashes then make them into a smoothie.
You REALLY don't want to make that chick mad. But at least thinking about that got rid of the awful thought of mating with your best friend/enemy.
Originally Posted by Asmodemus
> Time to contact the next friend in line.
Originally Posted by LegendaryQ
>Call the next "friend." Go mad as you realize you picked the friend who has a strange interest for hopscotch, which happens to mean something very different from human hopscotch.
Your not quite sure what that second command means but you really shouldn't be talking about hopscotch. It's highly illegal.
Hey, I wanted to ask you-
WHY THE HECK DID THIS STUPID THING CALL YOU?!
Look, I'm in the middle of something here.
Is that... BLOOD?
No, It's cherry soda.
What's on Aroth is Cherry Soda?
An alien drink which tastes like cherries, a small red fruit. Now if you wouldn't MIND, I'm trying to play a game here.
Don't you know that game is HIGHLY illegal?! I mean really!
But I guess I shouldn't expect much more from a mutant like you.
That's highly offensive, Azlog.
I Really don't care!
Would you just tell me why your messaging me, your sorta messing up my game.
I was TRYING to contact Jaroth.
Oh, well, he's dead.
Ya, I took him over to play with me.
He really sucks. You would think for a crazy weapons expert he would also know how to dodge a bullet.
YOU TOOK HIM TO PLAY THAT MESSED UP GAME?!
Ya, and like I said, he sucked and got killed. Big woopty doo.
GREAT! Now who am I going to be able to get for the job of weapons expert of whatever the frell it is?!
I'm always available. Haven't been on an invasion crew in a few cycles or so.
Fine, whatever. But only because I don't know anyone else who can even hold a gun, let alone help me take down this 'earth'.
-Conversation Was Interrupted, The Lower Party's Hand Has Been Shot Off-
You really couldn't care less that Jaroth is dead, So long as you have a weapons expert, it'll be fine.
It's not like your going to start mourning him or something like that, only a stupid race would mourn their dead.
It should be noted that I CAN NOT draw blood, I seriously suck, so the blueish stuff, that's her blood.
Originally Posted by Asmodemus
> Wait, did it just say that.. his? her? hand got shot off? Do you have replacements for those?
Yes, your people can make fake limbs. But a mutant is not entitled to have one, because they can regenerate.
Only, when they do, it causes them a LOT of pain. So much that most would rather live without an arm then have to heal themselves.
Of course, no one cares. They are just mutants after all.
Originally Posted by Asmodemus
> Well, two friends down, two to go.
Ok, you'll call up this dude. They other guy wont take your calls.
Luckily he 'accepts the conversation' as soon as you call.
Hella Azlag. Haw are you taday?
Would you stop speaking in that ridiculous accent?
I can nat really help it Azlag. But apalagize if it makes you upset.
They never should have sent you to be raised off planet, you're going to make everyone crazy with that voice.
Is there a reasan you called, ar da you just want ta insult me far my inability ta pranaunce the o saunds?
Oh, right. You and your brother, ya, I'm bringing you to earth with me.
You're going to help us take over.
I am fine with this. But I am afraid that my brother may not be.
Are you sure you can nat find anather pilat?
No, actually, I can't.
You knaw haw ta fly a ship, yes?
Why dan't you da it?
Because I'll be to busy with leader stuff.
Come on, just ask him! The worst he can do is say no.
Besides, you and I both know that if you tell him to, he WILL come. Because you've got a higher symbol.
But I dan't like telling peaple what to do.
I will ask him ta came with me, but if he says na, then he says na.
-Conversation Has Been Interrupted, The Higher Party Has Moved Into An Area Where Your Message Can Not Be Transmitted-
Alright, so then he's in his brother's room now.
For the record, That yellow guy isn't mad. His eyes are naturally pink. Although you always used to think he was angry at you. When he pretty much never gets mad.
It annoys you that he never gets mad. It annoys you so.
I'm probably just over-thinking this, but I thought some people might wonder why the black chick's blood is blue when the blood on the ground was red. So, um. This is how the blood colors work.
Normal Male: Red blood
Normal Female: White Blood
Mutant Female: Blue Blood
Mutant Male: Purple Blood
Ya... that's basically it.
I'm so over thinking this