Mini exchanges thread

[Avi]

this made me sad

[SleepingOrange]

T-Rex, you need to pay more attention to what's going on around you.


That's not how time travel works. That's alternate dimensions.


That's also not how time travel works!


By definition, I guess they would. Good work T-Rex.


I guess that might be thematically appropriate.


No, T-Rex, that is not an ethical use of time travel!

[deathsbuddy]

I think "Nobody tell Utahraptor, okay??" is probably just a bad line for T-Rex no matter what in this format.

[Constonks]

Come on T-Rex, at least let him get to the question!


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Okay, then don't go back in time! See if I care!


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Well, yes. Yes you could.


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You have some awesome friends, T-Rex.


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(This one I screencapped because it was just so nonsensical that the image of T-Rex saying it made me laugh for about a minute for some reason)


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Well, that's an odd change to make, T-Rex.


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(And of course, the most to-the-point one I found:)

[Marc's username]

That's also not how time travel works!

Dude what about QUANTUM LEAP?

I feel obliged:

Who is this Mysterious Morris? What is his role in past events? And what unfinished business does T-Rex have with him?
I love a mystery.

[Dragon Fogel]

Morris is the bug on T-Rex's nose. You should be ashamed of yourself for forgetting that.

[Epamynondas]

In Which T-Rex makes a silly mistake.



In Which T-Rex accidentally puts a poster on sale.


Okay that's technically not an excange, but I DON'T CARE!

[Marc's username]

Morris is the bug on T-Rex's nose. You should be ashamed of yourself for forgetting that.

Well, DUH, I meant the Morris whom T-Rex met in the past! I suppose they could be one and the same, but that would raise many questions about the heart of a temporal mystery/conspiracy being right UNDER T-REX'S NOSE.


Apparently, "going back in time" is also an obscure term for some screenwriting technique or other:

Maybe it means... flashback?

[Nimz]

Suddenly I am scared of the past.

[Dragon Fogel]

I think this one speaks for itself.

[TheWealthyAardvark]

In Which T-Rex Reveals Future Truths:


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In Which T-Rex Reveals the Mechanism:


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In Which T-Rex is Immodest:


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In Which T-Rex Discusses Expenses:


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In Which T-Rex Confirms This Supposition:

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In Which T-Rex Denies This Supposition:

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In Which T-Rex Has Big Plans:

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In Which T-Rex Doesn't Understand Time Travel:

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In Which T-Rex Searches For a Limited Resource:


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In Which T-Rex Writes His Own Epitaph:


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In Which T-Rex's Partner is Lost:


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In Which T-Rex is Sarcastic About a Party:


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In Which T-Rex Meets the Love of his Life Too Early:


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In Which Time Travel is Unfulfilling:


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In Which T-Rex Stars in 'A Sound of Thunder':


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In Which T-Rex's Career Plans Are Ruined:


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In Which T-Rex Meets Bill and Ted:


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In Which T-Rex Discovers his True Calling:


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In Which T-Rex Might Have an Origin Story:


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In Which T-Rex Plans to Gather Evidence:


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In Which T-Rex Gives a Dire Warning:


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In Which T-Rex Discovers a Belated Solution:


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In Which T-Rex Needs a Date for the Date:

[Nimz]

T-Rex seems to believe his temporal dislocation is due to having friends:


And so he replaces them with mental simulations:

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So what did you do with the rest of your day? Oh, I just spent it in the past.
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T-Rex, reversed time shenanigans is no excuse for espousing egocentric philosophies:

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[waterbottles]

T-Rex has no imagination.

[Nimz]

T-Rex went back to February?


Oh, wow! New Utahraptor text! T-Rex is weirded out!


This will change the balance of things, don't you agree?

But that's alright because T-Rex is here to save the day!

[Marc's username]

Looks like we've got new exchanges now huh:


Utahraptor and T-Rex are startled to find out the results of the infographic's analysis. I feel T-Rex's disappointment.

[g0m]

WYLD STALLYNS

[Proto]

[Ryan North]

I love these and I love when they're hilarious because I kinda get the credit! Even though all I did was throw a bunch of words in a pile and select some out. Still: CREDIT

[Avi]

Best product ever


Maybe you should consult the graphic if you're confused, T-Rex!

[Nimz]

I think maybe T-Rex was consulting the infographic, but couldn't figure out which one was supposed to be him. Anyway, T-Rex apparently went out of his way to pay more than necessary for his copy - it's only $16 plus shipping at Topatoco:


Maybe that's why he's trying to claim all the infos for himself:


. . .

[Nimz]

I don't think Lord English was responsible for the new book, T-Rex.


On a tangential note, I... uhh, now I can't get the picture of T-Rex hatching from Doc Scratch's head out of my head. And maybe stomping on things with a cue stick pegleg?

[Nopad]

[Apple Chips]

Run, Utahraptor! T-rex is on to you!

T-rex would not be a great critic?

[Nimz]

The book features a year's worth of comics, awesome new indices including an n-gram analysis I ran, AND an introduction by Andrew Hussie, whose long-standing interest in me is well-documented.

I think this reaffirms that T-Rex IS the great critic of our times.

[Apple Chips]

I saw this one and I was like THE SCANDAL REVEALED