You stand on a dais, floating out between the stars in the MEDIUM. All of your friends are there with you. Well, all of the ones that survived. There were many more, whose talents and sacrifices it took to get you to this place. Without them, you could not have succeeded.
A great construct looms in the center of the platform. It looks like a HOUSE, but it is not a HOUSE. Maybe it is a UNIVERSE. The only way to know would be to step through the door.
Kevin Low leans up against the construct, hat pulled low to obscure his face.
===> You are now Kevin Low
A lot happened in the span of time from when you started playing till now, and alot of regrets. Looking over the small gathering of close friends, and cant keep yourself from thinking that it could have been much larger, maybe if you were a better player, or even a better person, then maybe some of your dead friends would still be here to recieve the reward for all their hard work. You feel a tear fall down your face, followed by more and more, you hope that your hat is in the way, so nobody can see.
you try to speak, so nobody will notice
DI: Y-Yeah... i guess we can finally end all this
=====> be the puppetmaster, who is also a crossdressing costume designer
Sam Aracana
A poem i wrote for Greer
My dark room is lighted by the glow of a screen
Before me a vision, unlike one I have ever seen
She makes me smile and laugh, and helps pass the days
Who is this woman, who lights up my life?
Greer is her name
and we met by fate, a random occurrence
not a minute too late, for she captured my heart
and I captured hers, a meeting that happened
when we needed eachother most.
She is beautiful and funny
A great writer and a good leader
I couldn’t ask for anyone greater
And I never would, For she is the girl of my dreams
And my dreams have never been sweeter
You look up just in time to see your friend throw up. and you use the distraction to wipe your face free of tears.
DI: Ugh...thats nasty, but happens i guess...
You fix your hat, and gaze at the assortment of people in front of you. They are all good friends, and you have never been closer to them than you are now. In just a few short days you all grew as people, and are now the last of the human race, off to enter a universe of your own creation. You look upon your surviving friends and start to talk
DI: hey everyone...I know we are all tired, hurt, and afraid, and i know that we all.....we all are upset over the loss of our friends... i am too.
You pause for a second, feeling the tears start to well up in your eyes again, as the memories of the fallen flash though your mind.
DI: but i have a feeling, that well, they would want us to continue on, to live our lives, and make this universe one worth fighting for. I will never EVER forget the sacrifices that they made. I say that when we finally open that door, we make them proud.
You look up with a troubled grin. and quietly step back where you were leaning before
DI: and well, if are entering a new universe.....Im just glad its with all of you....
=====> be the puppetmaster, who is also a crossdressing costume designer
Sam Aracana
A poem i wrote for Greer
My dark room is lighted by the glow of a screen
Before me a vision, unlike one I have ever seen
She makes me smile and laugh, and helps pass the days
Who is this woman, who lights up my life?
Greer is her name
and we met by fate, a random occurrence
not a minute too late, for she captured my heart
and I captured hers, a meeting that happened
when we needed eachother most.
She is beautiful and funny
A great writer and a good leader
I couldn’t ask for anyone greater
And I never would, For she is the girl of my dreams
And my dreams have never been sweeter
You stand up strong, at the beginning you were a kid, and technically you still kind of are one. But you are an extremely mature kid and you're ready to go through the door, you make a smile on your beaten up face.
IG:i-im game if everyone else is.
Honestly you, like most of your friends think this whole mess was a huge mistake. You really regret it... But hey, this was just another game right? You just beat the hardest game you could think of, you explored places like in those crappy sci-fi books, you became a hero something you wanted since the beginning of this game. You can't help but let out a small chuckle.
AH: Yes, in our new universe let's have a h-hero party in memory of our lost...heroes.
You hope that helped lighten spirits, though you are sure you just succeeded in making everyone feel worse.
Last edited by nonstopSmiles; 07-02-2011 at 07:59 PM.
You survey your friends, grimacing a little at the pool of vomit. Not that you can blame him. You're sure if you'd had something in your stomach it'd be on the dais now too. As it is, you are shaking so badly you can barely stand. You try to force a smile at Ursula's levity, but it doesn't come.
MC: I guess.... we better do this huh? Now or never....
You take a step forward and your body starts to quiver. What mysteries lay beyond the door? The sleuth in you seems to pull your terrified body towards it.
DI: Guys... I'll open it....
Your shaking hand slowly makes contact with the doorknob, the feeling is positivly electric and you turn it.
the door swings open, and on the other end is a blinding white light. You swallow your fear, look behind you, and doff your hat to your friends.
DI: See you on the other side you give a little wink and step through the door.
a sense of vertigo engulfs you and you seem to spiral into the light. then everything goes dark
=====> be the puppetmaster, who is also a crossdressing costume designer
Sam Aracana
A poem i wrote for Greer
My dark room is lighted by the glow of a screen
Before me a vision, unlike one I have ever seen
She makes me smile and laugh, and helps pass the days
Who is this woman, who lights up my life?
Greer is her name
and we met by fate, a random occurrence
not a minute too late, for she captured my heart
and I captured hers, a meeting that happened
when we needed eachother most.
She is beautiful and funny
A great writer and a good leader
I couldn’t ask for anyone greater
And I never would, For she is the girl of my dreams
And my dreams have never been sweeter
Your name is Hannah Bartlett, and you have just woken from a very disorienting DREAM. You can’t remember it at all, but your mind is heavy with a feeling of unease and melancholy. You probably shouldn't have been napping in the middle of the day, anyway.
You sit up in bed, and survey your room, where the smiling faces of dolls look down on your without malice or regret. Something on your computer screen is blinking.
==>check computer
You swing yourself out of bed and head over to your computer terminal. Its an email, and an unexpected surprise. It is a MISSIVE from one of the game magazines to which you own a subscription. It is about a contest you entered a while ago, and had pretty much forgotten about until now. It looks like you won.
==> Share the good news
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] began pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 17:19 --
MC: Hey, DI guess what I just got in my email, desu!
-- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] looks up at his computer, it seems a hysterical dame is trying to get in contact with you --
DI: Hello madame
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] thinsk she is more of a leggy blonde than a hysterical dame, domo arigatoo! --
DI: haha sorry :'(
DI: so whatdid ya get?
MC: Do you remember when I told you a few months ago about that contest I entered wa?
DI: sure thing, doll. I recollect you were gabbin about it
MC: LOL, well, it is the most amazing thing- I won!!!
DI: Wow! i do believe congradulations are in order!
-- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] opens a bottle of expensive champagne --
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] takes a glass, happily --
DI: well, heres to your victory toots!
DI: what did ya get
MC: Arigato!
MC: Its a beta of some new game that is coming out. They are sedning me a bunch of copies de aru!
DI: oh? is it fulla mystery? because if so
DI: this sleuth is just the dick ya need to crack it
MC: Hehehe....^^
DI: oh shit
DI: i forgot
DI: that words meaning has changed
DI: sorry T.T
MC: That is okay! I knew what you meant, but it was funny, desu.
DI: heh... i bet
MC: Actually I don't know much about the game at all! It is kind of a mystery itself, da ne.
DI:
DI: well
DI: i will sleuth out every mystery
DI: contained within
MC: All the mysteries?
DI: all of them madame
DI: heh.
MC: Well, that is good! The game is so new it doesn't have a rating yet, de aru. So I think I would like to know a little bit about it before we play, just in case it DOES need a 'dick' to crack it, desu.
DI: heh
MC: It is called SBURB, de aru. ^^
DI: nice one!
DI: and SBURB huh?
MC: Hai. But I have no idea what the title means, either.
DI: it is reminicent
DI: of the suburbs
DI: those areas with their candy colored houses and happy families
MC: Yeah, it kinda is! I hope it is not just a The Sims clone, then, da ne!
DI: blissfully unaware of the corruption undernieth
DI: i hope not too
DI: those games
DI: are so
DI: dull without any mystery, no logic, no skill
DI: >
MC: Yeah, they are not very much fun, dewa nai. They are even more boring than dating sims!
DI: dating sims huh, those games were dames and their johns just
DI: talk
DI: ?
MC: Well, unless it is an eroge.... then I think there is more than just talking, desu!~ But I don't play those! ^^;
-- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] would never play those, the siren call of mystery draws him into the dank, dirty streets, to combat those who are evil and bring justice to the world --
DI: not to some lame ass talking game :/
MC: But don't you play all those games that are nothing but clicking around the screen and combining weird items together to solve riddles, iru? I know I have heard you mention some!
DI: YES
DI: but they are fun
DI: you get tobe like a real detective
MC: I don't think a real detective ever had to arrage soup cans to make a sentence, de aru. But I am happy that you like playing them! ^^
DI: :/ its... its fun....
DI: really!!!
DI: uhm i mean
MC: I believe you desu! ^^
DI: I believe ya madam
-- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] winks --
MC: LOL! So desu, there really isn't much to say about the game yet. There wasn't any boxart or anything. Um, oh! Hai! There is one more thing!
DI: what?
MC: It is a cooperateive game that you have to play with friends, de aru. That is what it says why they are sending me so many copies!
DI: haha icant wait! games are always more fun with friends
DI: thats how i met AH
MC: Oh yeah, I think you told me, desu! She was your partner in a polisu game, da ne?
DI: yup! we played a couple of gumshoes
DI: takin out guns and goons
MC: That sounds like fun. ^^ I don't normally play a lot of coop games so I guess playing sburb will be a new experience.
DI: haha
DI: im sure ya will do fine toots
MC: Well, assuming it is even worth playing, no da.
DI: huh
DI: i am willin to bet that it will be worth it
MC: ^^ I hope so!
DI: same
MC: Ara! Since I have all of these copies, would you like to invite AH to play, too?
DI: madam, may i ask you a question
MC: And yes you may. ^^
DI: yeah sure! i will contact her soon
DI: heh i know YOU know that i am not really as tough and streetsmart as i pretend
DI: we have known echother for awhile after all
DI: but
DI: am i convincing? will the others notice that uh...well im not that great
DI: ?
MC: Oh, DI-kun!! You are the best, no da! You are very tough and street smart when you are online!
DI: yessss
DI: thats good
MC: You do not have to worry about that at all desu! Even though I think you are gerat the way you really are. ~
DI: really?
DI: you think so?
DI: thanks
MC: Of course, desu! You are my tomodachi! (best friend, desu!)
MC: ^^;;;
DI: heh thanks ! you are my tomodachitoo
DI:
MC: (^_^)b
DI: heh
DI: so whats up
MC: Not too much. Dad is on a business trip, so I am alone in the house again. V_V
DI: :/ same as always huh
MC: Hai. He bought me some more wigs for my dolls though, so I guess that is nice.
DI: yeah but
DI: if you ask me
DI: quirks and silly roleplaying aside
DI: :/ i dont know
DI: he buys you alot of stuff
DI: all the time right?
MC: Yeah, he does. And have a pretty bit allowance, anyway. :/
DI: yeah
DI: but it seems to me.
DI: dont get offended
DI: please
MC: I promise.
DI: ok
DI: it seems like he is trying to replace feelings with gifts?
MC: ... Well.... ....
DI: SORRY I OFFENDED YOU T.T
MC: No! It is fine! You did not offend me!
DI: you sure?
MC: I know he is gone a lot, and it seems like he probably doesn't care about me all that much, desu. But I know his work is really important to him. He doesn't really have a choice, so I think he does the best he can.
MC: I understand why you would think he didn't care about me. And thank you, because I know it means YOU care about me desu.
DI:
DI: ok well im glad im wrong
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] gives you a big hug --
DI: you are right he does care about you! i musta had the wrong idea and i just dont want to see my friends sad
-- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] hugs back --
MC: Thank you so much, and I promise I am not sad! I wish my dad had more time to spend with me, but in the mean time I have such great friends online! ^_^
DI: Yes hehe
DI: and it is always nice
DI: to have friends.even if we all never met face to face
MC: I hope that we can meet fact to face one day, desu! ^^
DI: haha same
DI: just promise not to laugh! haha i not exactly the coolest lookin sap
MC: You do not have to worry! But please don't laugh at me either. ^_^
DI: haha why would i laugh!
MC: I am not exactly the most kawaii girl that there is, either. ^^ I mean, I guess I am okay looking, but probably not anything like what you would expect.
DI: pshh dont worry about it
MC: Okay. I won't if you won't. ^^
DI: not only are you probably downplayin ya looks but you are super cool as well!
MC: If you say so desu! And you are really cool as well. In fact. You are the best. ^^
DI: awww thanks :")
MC: Ne, ne, before we get too much more wishy washy, let's change the topic! ^^
DI: indeed
DI: so
-- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] looks out the window --
DI: marveling at the dank streets below
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] peers over your shoulder --
DI: oh hey!
MC: Nani? What is it?
DI: heh you was peerin ova my shoulder!
DI: was sayin hi ^.^
MC: Hai, I wanted to see what you were looking at! ^^
DI: ahh
DI: i was lookin at the corruption and seedy mobsters
DI: but in real life
DI: i was lookin at my mom pullinto the parking garage for our apartment complex
MC: Oh, is she home now?
DI: yeah she just got home
MC: If you want to go say hi to her were can talk later, da ne. ^^
DI: it was a long day, she had to lead the task force against gang violence
DI: and nah she gonna nap
DI: always does
MC: Your mom works so hard!
-- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] changed their mood to SMOOTH --
DI: yeah she does
DI: its tough being an ace cop
MC: I bet! It sounds kinda scary too. I don't think I could be as tough as your mom!
DI: heh, neither could i
DI: its scary outthere
DI: but i guess its good that someone like here is there
DI: its like she is invincible!
MC: ^_^ That is so cool. I am glad she is out there protecting everybody, and you too!
DI: yeah heh me too
MC: Oh.... wow. It is getting pertty late. I should go make supper, desu. Will you be online later?
DI: of course i will !!
MC: I will talk to you then, ne, DI-kun? ^^
DI: yes! of course
MC: Ja ne!~
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 18:37 --
You are now Kevin "Aces" Low and you have just woken up from a strange dream and have a splitting headache. Your headache is not at all helped by the earsplitting noise of sirens outside your window. Looks like your mom will be busy. again.
Looking around your room you see your Sleuth desk, with the Problem Sleuth and Dick Tracy posters hanging above it, and your television, currently turned on and on the Sleuth Channel, a rerun of Monk being its current program. You groggily turn it off, thinking that perhaps this the reason behind your headache.
You make your way to your desk and notice that your good friend Hannah is pestering you!
Procede to have already seen conversation
You smile at the thought of once again being able to challange your rival/ police partner to a game of wits and look to see if she is on
What amazing luck! she IS on
[06:05] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] began pestering addictiveHero [AH] at 18:05 --
[06:05] DI: Hey
[06:05] AH: Hello
[06:06] DI: so
[06:06] DI: remember when we played thatgame
[06:06] DI: the one where we were a coupla gumshoes
[06:06] DI: fightin thugs
[06:07] AH: Oh yeah! that was pretty SWEET!!
[06:07] AH: PARTNERS IN CRIME!! :D
[06:07] DI: haha! kickin ass all over the corrupt city!
[06:07] DI: what if i told you
[06:07] DI: we could do it again
[06:08] AH: That'd be AWESOME!! :DD
[06:08] DI: well we cabn
[06:09] AH: Really?? Is it the same game or a different one? o:
[06:09] DI: different
[06:09] AH: I'm ALWAYS up for a new game!
[06:09] DI: but it is a multiplayer game
[06:09] DI: same 8)
[06:09] AH: Even better!
[06:09] DI: well
[06:10] DI: MC won that contest she entered
[06:10] DI: and got a buncha copies of some game called SBURB
[06:10] AH: Oh really? :D Cool!!
[06:11] AH: So it's like a multi-multiplayer game!! THAT'S SO AWESOME!!
[06:11] DI: yeah ahha she just told me and told me to invite you!
[06:11] DI: we can all plaY!!
[06:11] AH: Tell he I said THE GAMES AFOOT!! >:D
[06:12] AH: her*
[06:12] DI: I will! haha so how are you doin? dehydrated as per usual?
[06:13] AH: Yes....
[06:13] AH: Infact I think I need to go get another cup of water...
[06:13] AH: D:
[06:14] DI: you need to drink more toots. ya gonna go crazy
[06:14] DI: and if there is one thing a sleuth like me doesnt need
[06:14] DI: its hysterical dames
[06:15] AH: Haha, the way you type always makes me LAUGH. c:
[06:15] DI: glad to hear it ;)
[06:15] AH: DAMMIT!!
[06:16] AH: I just spilt water all oer my favorite book. DX
[06:16] AH: over
[06:17] DI: jesus that sucks
[06:17] DI: :/
[06:17] AH: ...I really should take some of these cups to the kitchen....
[06:18] AH: Er... How's life?? Solve and EPIC CRIMES? :D
[06:18] DI: you havent picked them upyet?
[06:18] DI: your office must be cluttered. like a nickle and dime store
[06:18] AH: They get stale and I don't drink stale water... D:
[06:19] DI: :/ yeah it is pretty gross,but you should work on puttin ya stuff away
[06:19] DI: :p
[06:21] AH: I'm too busy to do boring things like cleaning.
[06:22] AH: Busy doing things like PLAYING SOME KICKASS GAMES!! :DD
[06:23] DI: true point there! this sleuths room is slightly cluttered also
[06:23] DI: :/
[06:23] AH: Clutter'd with paperwork from all your sleuthing? :)
[06:24] DI: exactly! and my many telephones
[06:25] DI: to recieve calls from hysterical dames and fristrated Dicks, in need of an EXPERT SLEUTH
[06:25] AH: Haha!! So many MYSTERIES SO MANY PHONES!! SO LITTLE TIME!!
[06:25] DI: haha but this flatfoot can find the time to solvE ALL OF THEM
[06:26] AH: Hey, that game Hannah won. What is it like?? Did she tell you? o:
[06:27] DI: she doesnt know yet. its in the mail and there is like
[06:27] DI: no information on it
[06:27] DI: but i am investigating as wespeak
[06:27] AH: Hmmm, weird. GOOD!! Tell me if you uncover and CLUES!! >:D
[06:28] AH: any*
[06:28] DI: madame, i will unveal allthe clues as i find them
[06:28] DI: so far
[06:28] DI: my efforts are for naught
[06:29] AH: Aww, well I suppose it'll be more fun for the game to be a SUPRISE!
[06:30] -- addictiveHero [AH] changed their mood to AMAZED --
[06:30] AH: What ever this game is I will be THE HERO!! :)
[06:30] DI: exactly!
[06:31] DI: heh not if i am the hero first
[06:31] DI: ;)
[06:31] AH: :P
[06:31] AH: These two crime fighters will be the BEST HEROS TOGETHER... Only I may be slightly ore of a hero. ;PP
[06:32] AH: more*
[06:32] DI: haha you can try!
[06:32] DI: but if one of the crime fighters is gonna be better
[06:32] DI: its gonna be me
[06:32] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] changed their mood to SMOOTH --
[06:32] AH: ....
[06:33] AH: You win this round OFFICER.
[06:33] AH: c:
[06:33] DI: :} but not the war madame
[06:35] AH: Hahaha!! Then this "sleuth" as you say it will TRY HER BEST TO COME OUT THE HERO!!
[06:35] AH: That is if this is one of those games. o:
[06:35] DI: hopefully it is
[06:36] DI: i heard it may be like the sims blegh
[06:36] AH: Oh man I love that game!! :D
[06:36] AH: Well accually I love all games...
[06:37] DI: heh i know
[06:37] DI: but i hate the sims
[06:37] DI: NO MYSTERY OR LOGIC
[06:37] AH: You can have your sim learn logic! Hahaha!
[06:38] DI: yeah but not good ligic
[06:38] AH: ligic.
[06:38] AH: :D
[06:38] DI: logic
[06:38] DI: finger slipped
[06:39] AH: Happens all the time TO ME! D:
[06:39] DI: haha happens i guess
[06:42] DI: but besides that
[06:42] DI: the game will be great
[06:42] DI: and i willpersonally
[06:42] DI: solve EVERy mystery in it
[06:43] AH: And I will EXPLORE every NOOK AND CRANNY!! I'll be just like Indiana Jones!!
[06:44] DI: together we will crack thisgame wide open
[06:47] AH: Oh man now I'm SO ANXIOUS!!
[06:47] AH: I CAN'T WAIT!! :DD
[06:47] DI: same heh but it gonna be a while, i mean it has to get to MC
[06:47] DI: then she has to mail it to us
[06:48] AH: Awww, that's true. I guess I'll just have to do something else while we wait.
[06:49] DI: like
[06:49] DI: wallop some thugs
[06:50] AH: Yeah!! And grab the lost treasure hidden somewhere in an old cave or something!!
[06:50] DI: lets do it!
[06:51] AH: Hahaha!! Yes!! Same game same place?? >:D THIS TIME I'LL BE ON THE EvIL TEAAM!!
[06:51] AH: MUHAHAHAHAHA!!
[06:52] DI: muahahahahahaah indeed
[06:52] DI: lets!
[06:52] DI: crush the system
[06:52] AH: Ok I'll get online. See you there!!
[06:53] -- addictiveHero [AH] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 18:53 --
[06:53] DI: later!
[06:53] -- addictiveHero [AH] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 18:53 --
[07:09] -- addictiveHero [AH] changed their mood to SMOOTH --
[07:14] -- addictiveHero [AH] changed their mood to ECSTATIC --
[07:14] -- addictiveHero [AH] changed their mood to CHUMMY --
Last edited by Dylanross; 07-03-2011 at 09:11 AM.
Reason: fixed the thing with the smileys.
=====> be the puppetmaster, who is also a crossdressing costume designer
Sam Aracana
A poem i wrote for Greer
My dark room is lighted by the glow of a screen
Before me a vision, unlike one I have ever seen
She makes me smile and laugh, and helps pass the days
Who is this woman, who lights up my life?
Greer is her name
and we met by fate, a random occurrence
not a minute too late, for she captured my heart
and I captured hers, a meeting that happened
when we needed eachother most.
She is beautiful and funny
A great writer and a good leader
I couldn’t ask for anyone greater
And I never would, For she is the girl of my dreams
And my dreams have never been sweeter
====> Be Future Kevin
You succeed in becoming Future Kevin
The time is a a mere day later, and you are in a cheery mood, due to having fairly good chats with your good friends the day before. You even resparked your epic rivalry with Ursula, and dominated the old police game you used to play together. Your mom has already left for the day, so you decide that a long day of sleuthing lies ahead of you!
You throw on your trusty trenchcoat and walk out your front door into the halls of your apartment complex. You used to be TERRIFIED of leaving your apartment but you have managed to actually dumb down the fear enough that you are only afraid to leave the complex, and now have free reign around the halls. You have made a small time "sleuthing" buisness by going door to door and asking your neighbors if they have anything that theyneed found, or any puzzle or dilemma they need inquisited or solved. You of coursedont tell your friends that you are small time, as your are afraid that they will start to catch on to how pathetic you are. So you invent grand cases of fighting mobsters and epic adventure mixed in with your mundane help around the apartment complex, to make it seem like you really do run a sleuthing buisness.
Today the Abernathies from next door lost their TV antenna and requested you find it for them. You sleuthed around their apartment for a bit and discovered it was under the carpet.Appearently John Abernathie was trying to fix the TV when he gave up, and went to bed. the antenna was then kicked under the rug by accident by their dog Bruce. Mystery solved. The Abernathies paid you thirty bucks for your time and you returned to your room.
Now you are sitting at your desk
you open up Pesterchum and....FUCK its him. Your nemisis... you met him on a game a long time ago, spree killing characters. You repremanded him for it, and after that he continued to pester you, and you pestered him. It started out as i mild dislike, and somewhat toloration, but as time went on you saw more and more of the evil inside of Jack Martin, the corruption, and you realized that the boy was a criminal mastermind, who admitted to having ties to the black market, who had a murderous violent streak and was psychopathic enough to use it. You realized that he must be stopped at all costs, thus you and Jack became eachother's nemisis. After all, how good can a sleuth be if he has no nemisis?
You decide to pester him to see what vile plot he has up his sleeve.
[03:28] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] began pestering hormoneAddict [HA] at 15:28 --
[03:28] DI: welll
[03:28] DI: welll
[03:28] DI: well
[03:28] DI: if it isnt the psychopath
[03:28] HA: if it isn't the lame detective
[03:28] HA: still not able to catch me ?
[03:29] DI: you dont intimidate me you fucking thug
[03:29] DI: i could catch you whenever i want
[03:29] DI: i just CHOOSE
[03:29] DI: not to
[03:30] HA: then come
[03:30] HA: i'll be glad to welcome you
[03:30] HA: i have a collection of MACES i would want to show you !
[03:30] DI: and my six shooter
[03:30] DI: is hungry for your blood
[03:31] HA: that would be too much sugar for him
[03:31] HA: you'll never catch me anyways
[03:31] DI: true, you know
[03:31] HA: because you are a terrible sleuth
[03:31] DI: if i ever wanted to stop you
[03:32] DI: i could very easily
[03:32] HA: how so ?
[03:32] DI: cut off your insulin
[03:32] DI: bam
[03:32] DI: no more criminal mastermind
[03:32] HA: and how do you intend to do that ?
[03:32] HA: i'm the one in control of the black market
[03:33] HA: i get all the insulin i want
[03:33] DI: a sleuth as good as me, could take down the pathetic black market
[03:33] HA: then go on and try
[03:33] HA: but that would be a shame
[03:33] DI: but then i would lose quite a few valuable informants
[03:34] DI: who keep tabs on your mountain dwelling ass
[03:34] HA: it would just deprive me of the occasion of crushing your skull myself
[03:35] DI: *shrug* well i will admit, you ARE a worthy opponent
[03:35] DI: but you are still a million years from defeating me
[03:35] DI: some day, i will make it to you, face to face
[03:36] DI: and show you that good always wins
[03:36] HA: i'm eager for that moment
[03:36] DI: as am i
[03:36] DI: as am i
[03:36] DI: so
[03:36] HA: i could finally be the one to end the legend of Kevin Aces
[03:36] DI: or
[03:37] DI: it could be the end of the scumbag criminal Jack Martin
[03:37] DI: his legacy
[03:37] DI: splattered all over his rooms wall
[03:37] HA: evil never dies, Aces
[03:39] HA: remember that
[03:39] DI: evil can die Martin
[03:39] DI: you just have to cut off its corrupt head
[03:39] DI: and work your way down the
[03:39] DI: terrified
[03:39] DI: insignifigant
[03:39] DI: ranks
[03:40] HA: cut my head
[03:40] HA: and two others will grow
[03:40] DI: we shall see about that
[03:41] DI: I have vowed to stamp out corruption
[03:41] DI: and i will stand by that
[03:42] HA: then i should get prepared
[03:42] HA: your blood on my carpet should be hard to clean
[03:43] DI: i guarantee my nemisis
[03:43] DI: my gun is faster than your mace
[03:44] HA: we shall see about that
[03:44] DI: yes
[03:44] DI: we shall see
[03:45] HA: i shall leave you
[03:45] HA: and increase the corruption in this world
[03:45] HA: farewell
[03:45] -- hormoneAddict [HA] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 15:45 --
The fact that he got the last word left a foul taste in your mouth, and your mood has taken a bit of a nosedive. You decide to see who else is on to lift your spirits
Looks likke IG is on,
[03:25] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] began pestering imperfectGeneticist [IG] at 15:25 --
[03:25] IG: oh hai
[03:25] DI: hey fella!
[03:26] IG: so what's up?
[03:26] DI: (dude if you do your charactergoing mad, listen to the wall while you write it, perfect slipping into madness album)
[03:26] DI: nothing much, just got back from a case
[03:26] DI: The case of the missing TV antenna
[03:27] IG: ooh my gog
[03:27] IG: how exciting
[03:27] DI: yes yes, it was QUITE the madcap case, dont let the name fool you
[03:28] IG: was it under the couch?
[03:28] DI: no!
[03:28] DI: the mobster leader
[03:28] DI: stole
[03:28] DI: it
[03:28] DI: and hid it deep within his lair
[03:28] IG: what kinda use would he have with it?
[03:29] DI: to complete a doomsday device of course
[03:30] IG: there is no way a single tv atenna can do that
[03:31] DI: sir
[03:31] DI: it was not just mine
[03:31] DI: it was the entire neighborhoods antenna
[03:31] DI: come on my man LOGIC
[03:31] IG: what does the doomsday device do?
[03:32] DI: it summons a METEOR SHOWER OF DEATH
[03:32] IG: nope not fuckin possible
[03:32] DI: sir
[03:32] DI: it is
[03:33] DI: he is the KINGPIN
[03:33] IG: nope
[03:34] DI: geeze man
[03:34] DI: i was just trying to make it more exciting
[03:34] DI: i mean
[03:34] DI: not all my cases are amazing and stupendous
[03:34] IG: i don't blame you
[03:37] DI: yeah
[03:37] DI: i mean
[03:37] DI: everyone expects a freakin james bond movie out of me
[03:38] DI: but those cases are once in a blue moon
[03:38] IG: i don't
[03:38] IG: i only really expect honesty
[03:38] IG: i mean have you heard of encyclopedia brown?
[03:38] DI: well
[03:38] DI: yes i have
[03:38] DI: i used to read him all the time
[03:39] IG: well he solved pretty down to earth cases
[03:40] DI: yeah
[03:40] DI: and there is nothing wrong with that
[03:40] DI: but you ever read dick traacy?
[03:40] IG: no but ive seen the movie
[03:41] DI: the movie was alright
[03:41] DI: the comic was better
[03:41] DI: just like everything in teh golden age
[03:41] IG: i guess
[03:44] DI: my friend
[03:44] DI: there is a reason it is called the golden age
[03:47] IG: because everything was made of gold?
[03:47] DI: if you mean gold as in awesomeness
[03:47] DI: then yess
[03:47] IG: oh okay
[03:47] DI: haha
[03:47] DI: so
[03:47] DI: how is Hilda
[03:47] DI: ?
[03:49] IG: why do you seem to care so much about my creepy ass scorpion?
[03:50] DI: because you hate it so much
[03:50] DI: and im being facitious
[03:50] DI: urrrg
[03:51] IG: well it's mean
[03:51] DI: i just got done talking to my nemisis
[03:51] IG: oh you mean HA
[03:52] DI: yeah
[03:52] DI: he is a fuckin criminal
[03:52] DI: and a mastermind
[03:52] DI: i swear of it
[03:53] DI: someday i will end his reign of terror. i have no clue what he is up to, but he is up to something.
[03:54] IG: i think it's pretty much obvious that he's not the greatest erm whats the word
[03:54] DI: human being? he is a psychopath is what he is
[03:55] IG: because of his ermm
[03:56] IG: liking of maces?
[03:56] DI: and violence
[03:56] DI: and various other criminal acts
[03:56] DI: i swear
[03:56] DI: the guy had to have killed someone at some point
[03:56] IG: like what
[03:56] DI: muuurrrrdeeer
[03:57] DI: and he admitted to me in dealing with the black market
[03:58] DI: o
[03:58] DI: so there is that
[03:58] IG: you mean ebay?
[03:58] IG: im pretty sure that's lega
[03:58] IG: l
[03:59] DI: NO
[03:59] DI: THE BLACK MARKET
[03:59] -- imperfectGeneticist [IG] changed their mood to BEMUSED --
[03:59] IG: I dun gett it
[04:01] DI: its an illegal market
[04:01] DI: which deals in illegal goods
[04:02] IG: oh
[04:02] IG: why does it exist if it's illegal?
[04:02] IG: WHY HAVENT YOU STOPPED THEM
[04:02] DI: the criminal underground is extensive
[04:02] DI: and hard to eliminate
[04:02] DI: i have been working on it for years
[04:07] DI: but its a stubborn monster
[04:07] IG: i would think so
[04:07] IG: it must have like
[04:07] IG: 20 people!
[04:07] DI: more like
[04:08] DI: 200,000,000
[04:08] DI: people
[04:10] IG: woah that's even bigger
[04:10] DI: yeah
[04:11] DI: its scary big
[04:12] IG: ._.
[04:13] DI: perhaps your uncle is involved
[04:13] DI: who knows
[04:13] IG: hell no
[04:13] DI: haha
[04:13] DI: just saying
[04:13] DI: its possible
[04:13] DI: anyone is a suspect
[04:13] IG: even me?
[04:14] DI: yup
[04:14] DI: but not really
[04:14] DI: i trust you
[04:15] IG: yay
[04:15] DI: haha
[04:20] DI: but be wary my friend
[04:21] IG: what
[04:21] DI: there could be members of it
[04:21] DI: on your very mountain
[04:21] DI: and they could kill you just for you knowing this information
[04:21] IG: eep
[04:21] DI: so be careful
[04:24] IG: i am scared
[04:28] DI: dont
[04:28] DI: be
[04:28] DI: they wont get you
[04:28] DI: your uncle is sorta famous right?
[04:28] IG: yeah actually
[04:28] IG: for his way with bugs
[04:29] DI: yeah
[04:29] DI: so
[04:29] IG: cured diseases, and even made weapons
[04:29] DI: they wont just kill a famous mans nephew out of the blue
[04:29] DI: it will draw too much attention to themselves
[04:29] DI: just be onyour toes fu\or fishy behavior
[04:29] IG: okay
[04:30] DI:
[04:31] IG:
[04:31] DI: so
[04:31] DI: whats up
[04:31] DI: > i been rattling on about my nemisis and crime and i forgit to ask
[04:32] IG: nothin
[04:32] IG: im serious
[04:33] DI: wow
[04:33] DI: sounds like a blast
[04:33] IG: it is kinda
[04:34] DI: doing nothing is fun
[04:34] IG: i mean im safe
[04:35] DI: true
[04:35] DI: no mooks trying to kill you
[04:37] DI: which is a relief i guess
[04:37] IG: yeah
[04:38] DI: but whats this!
[04:38] DI: the glint of something mettalic catches your eye from the mountains outside
[04:38] DI: a small bead of read traces the inside of your room
[04:38] DI: landing
[04:38] DI: right
[04:38] DI: on
[04:39] DI: your
[04:39] DI: forehead
[04:39] IG: what are you saying?
[04:39] DI: sniper
[04:39] IG: i live on the top story
[04:39] DI: again
[04:39] DI: snipers can aim at the top story
[04:40] IG: hmph
[04:40] DI: whatdo you do!
[04:43] DI: be back in like
[04:43] DI: an hour
[04:43] DI: sleuthin to do
[04:43] DI: (gotta get my brother
[04:43] IG: bye~
[04:43] IG: !
[04:43] -- imperfectGeneticist [IG] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 16:43 --
That bit of levity cheered you up a bit. But what you need is to talk to a really good friend. perhaps, a best friend?
Yay! Hannah is on!
[05:57] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] began pestering mesmeraisuChan [MC] at 17:57 --
[05:58] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] changed their mood to SMOOTH --
[06:02] DI: Hey MC, hows it going?
[06:03] MC: Oh, hi, DI-kun!
[06:03] MC: It is going okay! I have just been doing some housework, desu.
[06:04] DI: nice! haha i finished up the Case of the Missing TV antenna
[06:05] MC: Ne? Is that a game, or did you have to find your tv antenna, da ne?
[06:05] DI: i had to find the neighbors TV antenna
[06:05] DI: lol
[06:05] DI: not all my cases can be super exciting
[06:06] MC: Haha, well, at least you have cases, desu! People know they can rely on your to solve their mysteries! ^^
[06:06] DI: exactly! because i am THE sleuth hehe
[06:08] MC: Hai!
[06:09] DI: yes! guess who i talked to today >
[06:09] MC: Ne, who was it?
[06:09] DI: MY NEMISIS >((((
[06:11] DI: and it left me in a foul mood
[06:12] MC: Oh man, that is no good, desu!
[06:12] DI: yeah
[06:12] DI: as usual
[06:12] MC: What did he say, da ne?
[06:12] DI: that smug CRIMINAL thought he can outsmart me!
[06:12] DI: and he said he would kill me
[06:13] DI: when we meet
[06:13] MC: Mo.... that is a scary thing to say! ^^;;; he is such an internet tough guy, desu.
[06:13] DI: yeah and he claims to have a hand in the black market
[06:13] DI: >:/
[06:13] DI: he is a damn
[06:13] DI: dirty
[06:13] DI: criminal mastermind
[06:14] MC: Ne... I bet he is totally full of it, desu! A class A liar.
[06:14] DI: yeah buti will investigate him when we meet
[06:14] DI: just to make sure
[06:15] DI: and if he is
[06:15] MC: Ne... are you planning on meeting him?
[06:15] DI: he has a date with my six shooter
[06:15] DI: and yes
[06:15] DI: sleuths always have to meet their nemisis
[06:16] MC: That sounds kind of dangerous...ne... if you shit him wouldn't your mom have to arrest you, desu?
[06:16] DI: no! it was in the line of JUSTICE
[06:17] DI: it is justified
[06:17] MC: Oh! That makes sense, desu.
[06:17] DI: yup!
[06:17] DI: haha
[06:17] DI: but he will get his commuppance
[06:17] DI: or however you spell that
[06:18] DI: if we ever cross paths
[06:18] DI: hey
[06:18] MC: Ne?
[06:18] DI: guess whats in a weeeeekkkkk!!!!!
[06:18] DI: :d
[06:18] DI: *
[06:18] MC: Oh, oh! I know this one desu!
[06:18] MC: Isn't is..........
[06:18] MC: your birthday???? ^^
[06:18] DI: YES!!!
[06:19] DI: im so excited
[06:19] DI: im finally turning 14!
[06:19] MC: That is so awesome! Then we will be the same age again, desu.
[06:20] MC: And I have a birthday surprise for you, no da!
[06:20] DI: yup! haha your days of being older than me are over madame!
[06:20] DI: REALLY?
[06:20] DI: what is it!!!
[06:20] MC: Yes, really! ^
[06:20] MC: If I tell you it won't be a surprise!
[06:21] DI: Oh man
[06:21] DI: not even a hint!!!
[06:21] DI: i wont even sleuth to find out the suprise
[06:22] MC: Well, Um... lemmee see if I can think of a hint.....
[06:22] DI:
[06:23] MC: Ne, ne, I got it!
[06:23] MC: It is something that the Ninja Turtles and Humpry Bogart have in common. ^^
[06:23] DI: uhm
[06:23] DI: weapons?
[06:24] DI: lol
[06:24] MC: Heheh.... It is something you will like, I promise, desu.
[06:24] DI: haha i cant really think of anything that they have in common!
[06:24] MC: Well, you could sleuth it out if you really want to know before you get it in the mail!
[06:24] DI: i believe you, and no
[06:25] DI: why would i ruin a suprise a friend has tried to keep a suprise
[06:25] MC: ^^
[06:26] DI: haha my mom says she has a suprise too
[06:26] MC: I bet her surprise will be really good too!
[06:27] DI: yeah :3 her gifts usually are qute nice
[06:27] DI: but she has been out alot more lately
[06:27] DI: with her upcoming promotion
[06:28] MC: Well, it is great that she is getting promoted, no da?
[06:28] DI: yeah haha she is going to be a detective!
[06:29] MC: That is amazing, desu!
[06:29] DI: yeah we are gonna have a sleuths night out when she gets promoted
[06:29] DI: and
[06:30] DI: it will be fun
[06:30] DI: if i can make it past the door
[06:30] MC: Haha! Sleuth's night out sounds like it will be amazing!
[06:31] DI: yeah heh, and she promised that she would make sure nothing bad happened
[06:31] MC: If anyone can keep that promise, it is your mom, desu.
[06:32] MC: Oh!
[06:32] MC: Not to change the subject, but guess who I talked to about playing SBURB?
[06:32] DI: who?
[06:32] DI:
[06:33] MC: IG-san! He is going to play with us, desu.
[06:33] DI: really haha thats fun :3 but
[06:34] DI: his uncle is creepy
[06:34] MC: I guess so, desu. I don't really know much about him. But aparently he got a telescope, desu.
[06:34] DI: yeah its like
[06:35] DI: a supercomputer telescope!
[06:35] DI: and i told him that was suspicious
[06:35] DI: so he should look into it!
[06:35] DI: but he didnt wanna spy :/
[06:35] MC: Yeah... well, I think he had a look at it maybe, desu.
[06:36] DI: yeah
[06:36] DI: because his uncle let him >.<
[06:36] MC: He said that they saw a bunch of meteors he says he thinks are headed for earth.
[06:36] DI: but the probability of that
[06:36] DI: is very low
[06:36] MC: No offense, but IG-san can be a bit of a pessimist sometimes....
[06:36] DI: yeah >:l
[06:37] DI: he really is a pessimist
[06:37] DI: and
[06:37] DI: he never believes my sleuth stories
[06:37] DI: >
[06:38] MC: That is no good, desu. Maybe he will change his attitude a bit when we play the game, desu
[06:38] MC: He found some more info on it, too!
[06:38] DI: maybe haha and really> what did he hear?
[06:39] MC: Well... he found some info on gamefaqs! I haven't looked yet, but he said it is some kind of immersive simulation.
[06:40] DI: nice! so like
[06:40] DI: some kinda newfangled
[06:40] DI: virtual reality?
[06:42] DI: or just a really immersive game?
[06:44] DI: :/
[06:44] MC: I don't really know, desu.
[06:45] MC: It didn't seem like a big deal, but he said it could turn us into basement dwellers, lol.
[06:45] DI: uh oh! what about my sleuthing buisness!
[06:45] DI: haha i guess i could use a break though
[06:46] DI: so being a basement dewller ain that bad haha
[06:46] DI: at least for a bit
[06:48] DI: Hey MC if ya busy
[06:48] DI: i can go...
[06:49] MC: Oh... I am sorry. I don't mean to ignore you, but am still trying to clean a bit. ^^
[06:49] MC: Anyway, I think IG-san was exagerating about the game.
[06:49] DI: probably
[06:50] DI: he does do that
[06:50] DI: i bet hida isnt as gross
[06:50] DI: and hisuncle isnt as creepy as he makes them seem
[06:50] MC: That is probably true, desu.
[06:50] MC: Maybe the game will be a way to get to know each other better, no da!
[06:51] DI: yeah! haha i cant wait to learn new things about all myfriends
[06:52] DI: haha but you know pretty much everything about me
[06:52] DI: we have been talkin for years
[06:53] MC: Yes, in our case it will be a chance to work together and put our knowledge to good use, desu!
[06:54] DI: yeah! haaha and we may even find out something about eachother, who knows haha
[06:54] MC: That would be neat, desu.
[06:54] DI: yeah haha it would
[06:54] DI: the only one
[06:54] MC: So... I have 6 copies, and there are 3 of us so far... who else should I invite, de aru?
[06:55] DI: well hmm we got AH
[06:55] DI: IG
[06:55] DI: you and me
[06:55] DI: i like all you guys alot so playing with you all should befun
[06:55] DI: and youremember DS>
[06:55] DI: my friend from Problem Sleuth roleplays?
[06:56] MC: Oh, did you invite AH, desu?
[06:56] MC: And yes, I remember DS-san.
[06:56] DI: yeah i invited her. she was really excited to play
[06:56] DI: andyeah
[06:56] DI: haha he is a good friend of mine and AHs
[06:57] DI: and he might wanna play
[06:57] MC: Okay, those are good choices, desu! I will ask DS-san if he wants to play when I talk to him, desu.
[06:57] DI: Ok
[06:57] DI: and thats all i can think of
[06:58] DI: besides ugh
[06:58] DI: HA, but who wants to play a game with that psycho
[06:58] DI: he will just kill us all
[06:58] MC: Yeah... I don't think that would be such a good idea, desu.
[06:58] DI: all our virtual selves
[06:59] DI: haha
[06:59] DI: yeah
[06:59] DI: >
[06:59] MC: :/ Well, it is a cooperative game, so I don't know can he even do that, desu.
[06:59] DI: he would find a way
[06:59] DI: he is crazy
[06:59] DI: and evil
[07:00] MC: Hai. we should definitely find a different sixth player.
[07:00] DI: yeah. totally!
[07:01] DI: you know what has bugged me for a while
[07:01] MC: What is it?
[07:01] DI: who is even friends with that creep anyway
[07:01] DI: i know im not, he is my enemy
[07:02] MC: Well, you do talk to him a lot. Maybe you are the closest thing he has to a freiend, desu.
[07:02] DI: maybe :/
[07:03] DI: i still dont wanna invite him
[07:03] MC: I didn not say that you should, desu!
[07:03] DI: yeah haha
[07:04] MC: Though if I were some kind of psychologist, I might say that you really do want to, since you brought it up, desu!^^ But that would be silly.
[07:05] DI: yeah > the only reason
[07:05] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] began pestering mesmeraisuChan [MC] at 19:05 --
[07:05] DI: sorry
[07:05] DI: it crashed
[07:05] DI: but yeah
[07:05] DI: only reason i would EVER
[07:05] DI: wanna play a gamewith that creep
[07:05] DI: would be to kill
[07:06] DI: him
[07:06] DI: but
[07:06] DI: its co-op or something
[07:06] DI: so no way no how
[07:06] -- mesmeraisuChan [MC] nods emphatically --
[07:07] DI: yup
[07:07] DI: wejust need to find one more person
[07:08] MC: We must know at least one more person, desu.
[07:09] DI: yeah! totally haha... i have a ton of friends i can ask!! >.> <.< >.>
[07:09] DI:
[07:09] MC: ... >_>
[07:10] DI: haha....... man
[07:11] DI: i dont need more friends thoug
[07:11] DI: h
[07:11] DI: quality
[07:11] DI: over quanity
[07:12] MC: Hai! That is probably a good idea
[07:13] MC: But, I am sad to think of wasting a copy.
[07:13] DI: yup,you are all pretty good friends (withthe exception of one person > ...)
[07:13] DI: yeah
[07:13] MC: DI-kun!
[07:13] MC: This is a dillemma!
[07:14] MC: I must insist that you inquisit it at once!
[07:14] MC: ^^;;
[07:14] DI: oh my! i willl inquisit this immedietly!!!!
[07:14] DI: but this truely is a bit of a pickle
[07:15] DI: one spot
[07:15] DI: and we are already out of friends
[07:15] DI: sigh
[07:15] DI: ask the others if they have anyone they wanna invite
[07:15] MC: Okay! I will talk to DS now and see if he can think of anyone, desu!
[07:16] MC: I will talk to you later, DI-kun! ~
[07:16] DI: ok! talk later MC !!!!!
[07:16] -- mesmeraisuChan [MC] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 19:16 --
Your spirits are up now, you are feeling alot better. and you decide to relax until your nightly lesson, you turn on the television to the Sleuth Channel
Nothing at all can dampen your spirits now!
=====> be the puppetmaster, who is also a crossdressing costume designer
Sam Aracana
A poem i wrote for Greer
My dark room is lighted by the glow of a screen
Before me a vision, unlike one I have ever seen
She makes me smile and laugh, and helps pass the days
Who is this woman, who lights up my life?
Greer is her name
and we met by fate, a random occurrence
not a minute too late, for she captured my heart
and I captured hers, a meeting that happened
when we needed eachother most.
She is beautiful and funny
A great writer and a good leader
I couldn’t ask for anyone greater
And I never would, For she is the girl of my dreams
And my dreams have never been sweeter
-- imperfectGeneticist [IG] began pestering mesmeraisuChan [MC] at 16:34 --
IG: hey
MC: Hello! ^^
IG: so i heard that you got this uh game?
MC: Hai! I told DI-kun I got a bunch of copies, desu.
IG: what's it called?
MC: Its called SBURB, which is kinda a weird name. I don't know much about it yet, desu.
IG: that name is kinda unattractive.
MC: Yeah. I don't know if it is supposed to be ess-burb or sssssburb. ^^
IG: so what DO you know about it
MC: Are...not a lot really... Its only in the beta stage. Its a cooperative game, de aru. That is why they gave me so many copies. You have to link up with other people to play, like some kind of LAN party, no da.
IG: sounds fun
MC: I hope so. ^^ DI-kun thinks the name sounds liek suburb, so it might be some kind of SIMS type game, desu. but hope it will be more complex than that.
IG: yeah maybe with LASERS
IG: on the topic of lasers and other things like that my uncle decided to show me something
MC: oh? What is it? Nani? ^^
IG: well i got him a telescope for his birthday, and he was looking through it and he
IG: like saw shooting stars waay up in space
MC: Oh! Sugoi! Did he let you see, da ne?
IG: yeah
IG: theyre pretty far right now
IG: but they seem to be in some kinda path to earth
MC: Oh! Do you think we will get to see a meteor shower? That would be neat, desu!
IG: or possibly...
IG: armaggedon
MC: Wai.... I think that if it was armeggedon the scientists would have said it on TV, IG-san. No offense, desu.
IG: i guess
IG: but you know how everyone is with that
IG: getting all ready and writing overly long speeches
MC: But if metoers are heading for earth, wouldn't they have seen them a long time ago with really big telescopes and calculations and things, de aru?
IG: i know
IG: maybe it was a
MC: Ne?
IG: worm hole
MC: Maybe.... I will go online and see if I can find any more information, desu! I bet it is just going to be a cool meteor shower if they get close to earth at all, desu.
MC: Oh! Ne, ne, where are my manners? IG-san, do you want to play SBURB with us when I get it?
IG: duh
MC: Oh good! It will be great to have you, desu!
IG: yeah!
MC: I don't know if they are coming in the mail, or if it is a digital download, yet, but I will let you know, desu!
IG: i hope it'll be digital
IG: less mistakes
MC: Yeah, plus it won't take forever for me to mail out copies if that is the case, no da. ^^
IG: :D
MC: The winning notice says I get six copies each of the server and client editions, de aru. So far I have three players total, so let me know if there is anyone you think would be good to invite, desu!
IG: well who is playin?
MC: Ah... Mesu-chan (me, da ne!) you, and Di-kun!
IG: how about DS?
MC: Oh! That is a good idea, desu. ^^
MC: I bet he would like to play.
IG: yeah!!!!!!!
MC: I will pester him as soon as he is online, desu!
IG: good
MC: So is anything else interesting going on besides meteors, desu? ^^
IG: nope not really
MC: Yeah, there is not much going on here either, desu. My dad is away on business again. So I guess this game is the most interesting thing, no da!
IG: lucky my uncle is ALWAYS HOME
MC: Wai! I would switch with you if I could, IG-san! T_T
IG: same here
IG: my uncle is a total creep though
MC: That is to bad, desu! My dad is really nice, but he is sooo busy all the time.
IG: interestin
MC: It does mean that I can be on teh computer whenever I want though, no da! ^^
IG: my uncle doesn't give a shit
MC: Ne... is that really so, IG-san?
IG: yeah
MC: That is really sad, desu. T_T
IG: what?
IG: how?
MC: Oh! Maybe I misread, no da! I do that sometimes! Gomen! ^^ My mind went somewhere else, desu. I thought you meant he didn't care about you, but you meant about the computer, right IG-san?
IG: yeah the computer
MC: Gomen nasai! ^_^;;;; I am very sorry for misunderstanding.
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] bows in appology --
IG: uhh what?
MC: Wai... never mind! ^_^;; Lets just talk about something else, desu.
MC: Do you have a guess at what SBURB will be like, da ne?
IG: i guess that it would suck
IG: or be mediocre
MC: Mo.... I hope you are wrong! But I am afraid you might be right since I really haven't heard much hype.
IG: well it's only in beta right?
MC: Hai. But Usually there is more about a game released by this stage. I haven't even been able to find a teaser trailer, desu.
IG: don't expect much
MC: Hai, I am trying not to get excited, but I am curious, no da! It is nice just to win something, though!
IG: what's its genre?
MC: It doesn't even say, desu! It is a big mystery! There is no rating or summary or anything, desu!
IG: did you check gamefaqs?
MC: Nooo. There is no point since the game isn't out yet, no da!
IG: aaaaaaaare you sure?
MC: Mo.... I guess it wouldn't hurt to look, desu. I will take it under advisement and chek in a bit!
IG: done and done
IG: it's an immersive simulation
MC: Mo? There are really gamefaqs for it, da ne?
IG: yeah
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] goes to look --
MC: Oh wow, you are right! What the hell?
MC: Ne.... maybe therse are pranks?
IG: nah
IG: but i know for one thing
MC: Nani?
IG: immersive simulation games will absorb and kinda ruin your life
MC: Um.... maybe, desu...
MC: What do you mean?
IG: YOU
IG: WILL
IG: BECOME
IG: BASEMENT DWELLER
MC: Ne, ne.... I don't think I have to worry about that, desu... If you know what I mean. desu desu desu. ^^;;;;;;;;;
IG: nope
MC: I mean... I guess I am already pretty much a big otku nerd, so I don't need to worry about it getting worse, no da!
MC: Besides, an immersive sim sounds really exciting!
IG: i guess
MC: If you don't want to play though, I understand, IG-san.
IG: nah i do
IG: i do i swear
MC: Ok, I'm glad!
IG: that's good
MC: I am going to do some housework now, if you don't mind, desu. ^^
IG: okay bye!
MC: Talk to you soon!
MC: Ja ne!
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] ceased pestering imperfectGeneticist [IG] at 17:47 --
-- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] began pestering mesmeraisuChan [MC] at 17:57 --
-- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] changed their mood to SMOOTH --
DI: Hey MC, hows it going?
MC: Oh, hi, DI-kun!
MC: It is going okay! I have just been doing some housework, desu.
DI: nice! haha i finished up the Case of the Missing TV antenna
MC: Ne? Is that a game, or did you have to find your tv antenna, da ne?
DI: i had to find the neighbors TV antenna
DI: lol
DI: not all my cases can be super exciting
MC: Haha, well, at least you have cases, desu! People know they can rely on your to solve their mysteries! ^^
DI: exactly! because i am THE sleuth hehe
MC: Hai!
DI: yes! guess who i talked to today >:(
MC: Ne, who was it?
DI: MY NEMISIS >:(((((
DI: and it left me in a foul mood
MC: Oh man, that is no good, desu!
DI: yeah
DI: as usual
MC: What did he say, da ne?
DI: that smug CRIMINAL thought he can outsmart me!
DI: and he said he would kill me
DI: when we meet
MC: Mo.... that is a scary thing to say! ^^;;; he is such an internet tough guy, desu.
DI: yeah and he claims to have a hand in the black market
DI: >:/
DI: he is a damn
DI: dirty
DI: criminal mastermind
MC: Ne... I bet he is totally full of it, desu! A class A liar.
DI: yeah buti will investigate him when we meet
DI: just to make sure
DI: and if he is
MC: Ne... are you planning on meeting him?
DI: he has a date with my six shooter
DI: and yes
DI: sleuths always have to meet their nemisis
MC: That sounds kind of dangerous...ne... if you shit him wouldn't your mom have to arrest you, desu?
DI: no! it was in the line of JUSTICE
DI: it is justified
MC: Oh! That makes sense, desu.
DI: yup!
DI: haha
DI: but he will get his commuppance
DI: or however you spell that
DI: if we ever cross paths
DI: hey
MC: Ne?
DI: guess whats in a weeeeekkkkk!!!!!
DI: :d
DI: *:D
MC: Oh, oh! I know this one desu!
MC: Isn't is..........
MC: your birthday???? ^^
DI: YES!!!
DI: im so excited
DI: :) im finally turning 14!
MC: That is so awesome! Then we will be the same age again, desu.
MC: And I have a birthday surprise for you, no da!
DI: yup! haha your days of being older than me are over madame!
DI: REALLY?
DI: what is it!!!
MC: Yes, really! ^
MC: If I tell you it won't be a surprise!
DI: Oh man
DI: not even a hint!!!
DI: i wont even sleuth to find out the suprise
MC: Well, Um... lemmee see if I can think of a hint.....
DI: :)
MC: Ne, ne, I got it!
MC: It is something that the Ninja Turtles and Humpry Bogart have in common. ^^
DI: uhm
DI: weapons?
DI: lol
MC: Heheh.... It is something you will like, I promise, desu.
DI: haha i cant really think of anything that they have in common!
MC: Well, you could sleuth it out if you really want to know before you get it in the mail!
DI: i believe you, and no
DI: why would i ruin a suprise a friend has tried to keep a suprise
MC: ^^
DI: haha my mom says she has a suprise too
MC: I bet her surprise will be really good too!
DI: yeah :3 her gifts usually are qute nice
DI: but she has been out alot more lately
DI: with her upcoming promotion
MC: Well, it is great that she is getting promoted, no da?
DI: yeah haha she is going to be a detective!
MC: That is amazing, desu!
DI: yeah we are gonna have a sleuths night out when she gets promoted
DI: and
DI: it will be fun
DI: if i can make it past the door :p
MC: Haha! Sleuth's night out sounds like it will be amazing!
DI: yeah heh, and she promised that she would make sure nothing bad happened
MC: If anyone can keep that promise, it is your mom, desu.
MC: Oh!
MC: Not to change the subject, but guess who I talked to about playing SBURB?
DI: who?
DI: :D
MC: IG-san! He is going to play with us, desu.
DI: really haha thats fun :3 but
DI: his uncle is creepy
MC: I guess so, desu. I don't really know much about him. But aparently he got a telescope, desu.
DI: yeah its like
DI: a supercomputer telescope!
DI: and i told him that was suspicious
DI: so he should look into it!
DI: but he didnt wanna spy :/
MC: Yeah... well, I think he had a look at it maybe, desu.
DI: yeah
MC: He said that they saw a bunch of meteors he says he thinks are headed for earth.
DI: because his uncle let him >.<
DI: but the probability of that
DI: is very low
MC: No offense, but IG-san can be a bit of a pessimist sometimes....
DI: yeah >:l
DI: he really is a pessimist
DI: and
DI: he never believes my sleuth stories
DI: >:(
MC: That is no good, desu. Maybe he will change his attitude a bit when we play the game, desu
MC: He found some more info on it, too!
DI: maybe haha and really> what did he hear?
MC: Well... he found some info on gamefaqs! I haven't looked yet, but he said it is some kind of immersive simulation.
DI: nice! so like
DI: some kinda newfangled
DI: virtual reality?
DI: or just a really immersive game?
DI: :/
MC: I don't really know, desu.
MC: It didn't seem like a big deal, but he said it could turn us into basement dwellers, lol.
DI: uh oh! what about my sleuthing buisness!
DI: haha i guess i could use a break though
DI: so being a basement dewller ain that bad haha
DI: :) at least for a bit
DI: Hey MC if ya busy
DI: i can go...
MC: Oh... I am sorry. I don't mean to ignore you, but am still trying to clean a bit. ^^
MC: Anyway, I think IG-san was exagerating about the game.
DI: probably
DI: he does do that
DI: i bet hida isnt as gross
DI: and hisuncle isnt as creepy as he makes them seem
MC: That is probably true, desu.
MC: Maybe the game will be a way to get to know each other better, no da!
DI: yeah! haha i cant wait to learn new things about all myfriends
DI: haha but you know pretty much everything about me :p
DI: we have been talkin for years
MC: Yes, in our case it will be a chance to work together and put our knowledge to good use, desu!
DI: yeah! haaha and we may even find out something about eachother, who knows haha
MC: That would be neat, desu.
DI: yeah haha it would
DI: the only one
MC: So... I have 6 copies, and there are 3 of us so far... who else should I invite, de aru?
DI: well hmm we got AH
DI: IG
DI: you and me
DI: i like all you guys alot so playing with you all should befun
DI: and youremember DS>
DI: my friend from Problem Sleuth roleplays?
MC: Oh, did you invite AH, desu?
MC: And yes, I remember DS-san.
DI: yeah i invited her. she was really excited to play
DI: andyeah
DI: haha he is a good friend of mine and AHs
DI: and he might wanna play
MC: Okay, those are good choices, desu! I will ask DS-san if he wants to play when I talk to him, desu.
DI: Ok :)
DI: and thats all i can think of
DI: besides ugh
DI: HA, but who wants to play a game with that psycho
DI: he will just kill us all
MC: Yeah... I don't think that would be such a good idea, desu.
DI: all our virtual selves
DI: haha
DI: yeah
DI: >:(
MC: :/ Well, it is a cooperative game, so I don't know can he even do that, desu.
DI: he would find a way
DI: he is crazy
DI: and evil
MC: Hai. we should definitely find a different sixth player.
DI: yeah. totally!
DI: you know what has bugged me for a while
MC: What is it?
DI: who is even friends with that creep anyway
DI: i know im not, he is my enemy
MC: Well, you do talk to him a lot. Maybe you are the closest thing he has to a freiend, desu.
DI: maybe :/
DI: i still dont wanna invite him
MC: I didn not say that you should, desu!
DI: yeah haha
MC: Though if I were some kind of psychologist, I might say that you really do want to, since you brought it up, desu!^^ But that would be silly.
DI: yeah >:( the only reason
-- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] ceased pestering mesmeraisuChan [MC] at 19:05 --
-- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] changed their mood to CHUMMY --
-- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] began pestering mesmeraisuChan [MC] at 19:05 --
DI: sorry
DI: it crashed
DI: but yeah
DI: only reason i would EVER
DI: wanna play a gamewith that creep
DI: would be to kill
DI: him
DI: but
DI: its co-op or something
DI: so no way no how
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] nods emphatically --
DI: yup :)
DI: wejust need to find one more person
MC: We must know at least one more person, desu.
DI: yeah! totally haha... i have a ton of friends i can ask!! >.> <.< >.>
DI: :p
MC: ... >_>
DI: haha....... man
DI: i dont need more friends thoug
DI: h
DI: quality
DI: over quanity
MC: Hai! That is probably a good idea
MC: But, I am sad to think of wasting a copy.
DI: yup,you are all pretty good friends (withthe exception of one person >:( ...)
DI: yeah
MC: DI-kun!
MC: This is a dillemma!
MC: I must insist that you inquisit it at once!
MC: ^^;;
DI: oh my! i willl inquisit this immedietly!!!!
DI: but this truely is a bit of a pickle
DI: one spot
DI: and we are already out of friends
DI: sigh
DI: ask the others if they have anyone they wanna invite
MC: Okay! I will talk to DS now and see if he can think of anyone, desu!
MC: I will talk to you later, DI-kun! ~<3
DI: ok! talk later MC !!!!!<3
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 19:16 --
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] began pestering depressedScientist [DS] at 18:59 --
MC: Hello, DS-san!
DS: hey MC!
MC: How have you been, da ne?
DS: okay
DS: how about you?
MC: Oh, alright, desu. Doing some chores. ^^ But guss what?
DS: what?
MC: I won a bunch of beta copies of some game, desu!
DS: that's great!
DS: you gonna give me some?
DS: haha
MC: Hai! I am really excited.
MC: And actually.......
DS: :o
MC: ........ yes!!
DS: :OOOOOOOOO
DS: whats it about?
MC: Well, we don't know exactly, desu. It is some kind of 'immersive simulation" apparently, and you have to play it with a bunch of people.
DS: huh
MC: It is called SBURB.
DS: sounds...... interesting...
MC: Hai, it seems pretty mysterious and cool, and best of all it was free, desu!
DS: :O
MC: Sooooo.... I am looking for people who want to try it out with me, desu!
DS: well i'll hapilly oblige
DS: happily*
DS: acK
MC: Yay! I am glad to have you, desu. :) That means we only have one spot left to fill before I am out of copies, desu.
DS: hmm
DS: who else is in?
MC: Lets see, it is me, and you, and DI-kun, and AH-chan, and IG-san.
DS: ah
DS: what about HA?
MC: Um,.... well...
DS: problems?
MC: Kinda, desu.
MC: DI-kun doesn't like him very much, desu.
MC: And by, doesn't like him, I think I mean that he hates him, desu.
DS: oh
DS: well
MC: Buuuuut.... we need another person, desu. Cause I don't wanna waste the last copy....
DS: yeah
MC: Hmmmmmm....
DS: well i'd just say do it
DS: i don't think DI could stay mad at us for too long
MC: Yeah, you are probably right, desu.
MC: And he did say he would like the chance to one up him, desu!
DS: haha
DS: if all else fails, just blame it on me :p
MC: Well, I don't want to get you in trouble either, no da. But arigatoo. ^^
DS: :p
DS: your moonspeak confuses me, haha
MC: Sorry. ^^;; It means, um, sorry. ^^
DS: haha
DS: its okay
MC: So, I guess I will ask HA-dono. Um... I haven't talked to him much... is he as scary as DI-kun says, de aru?
DS: i haven't talked to him much myself...
DS: but i'll talk to him about it if you want
MC: Okay. ^^ If you see him online please ask. But I will ask him when I get the chance, desu.
DS: he's online right now, haha
MC: Oh...
MC: I guess I will get my courage up to talk to him then, desu!
MC: I will talk to you later,d esu!
MC: I am glad you are playing, DS-san!
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] ceased pestering depressedScientist [DS] at 19:32 --
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] began pestering hormoneAddict [HA] at 19:33 --
MC: Hello, AH-dono.
MC: You probably don't know me very well, but I am a friend of DS-san.
HA: oh
HA: hello, i guess
MC: I hope you are doing well, desu.
HA: i am, otaku-san
HA: what can i do you for ?
MC: Um, y ou can call me Mesu-chan if you like. ^^ and I won a bunch of copies of this multiplayer game, and DS-san suggested you might like to play with us, de aru.
HA: a game ? cool !
MC: Yes, it is called SBURB. ^^
HA: is it violent ?
HA: is there a lot of blood ?
MC: Um, I don't know about that, desu. Actually, I don't know much about the game at all. But, it is some kind of 'immersive simulation' desu.
HA: well
HA: i guess i will have to test how immersive it is :)
HA: do we play all against each other ?
MC: Um, I think we are supposed to work together somehow, but I don't know all the details... There seems to be a lot of potential for destruction though, desu.
HA: that is very good
HA: well, count me in !
MC: Good! That makes six players, no da! we are glad to have you!
HA: thank you, i guess ?
MC: ^^
MC: I am not sure if they are going to email me the game or what, so I will let you know if I need your real address, desu.
HA: wait
HA: is it a trap from DI ?
MC: No! Of course it is not a trap, it is just a game, desu.
MC: If you must know, DI-kun will probably be mad that I invited you.
HA: that means he will be playing
MC: Is that a dealbreaker for you, desu?
HA: no
HA: we have a score to settle
MC: Um, okay.... Can I ask home come the two of you are enemies, de aru? He says you are a criminal, but sometims I don't know when he is just roleplaying...
HA: i am a criminal
HA: one of the most dangerous in north america
HA: and he is a lousy detective who try to catch me
HA: but he wouldn't catch a criminal to save his life
MC: IS that really true? What kind of criminal are you, if you don't mind me asking, desu?
HA: which might very well become more than a figure of speak :D
HA: ...
HA: of course it is not true
HA: but i sure wish it was :(
HA: anyway, see you later
-- hormoneAddict [HA] ceased pestering mesmeraisuChan [MC] at 19:51 --
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] began pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 20:11 --
DI: Heyyy MC!
MC: Um, DI-sama.....
DI: yeah?.....
DI: why the ...
DI: bad news?
MC: Please don't be mad at me, but...
MC: DS-san advised me to let HA play with us.
DI: ......
DI: what
DI: WHAT
DI: >:(
DI: that FUCKER
DI: is going to play with us?
MC: I kinda... caved, yeah. T_T
DI: you realize what this means?!?
DI: you let a psychopath into our midst
DI: and he will just kill anyone who gets him even a little mad
DI: in the game
DI: unless
MC: He, um, he said he wasn't really a criminal, anyway.
DI: yeah righ!
MC: And, um, it is just a game, no da. T__T
DI: he is a total criminal!!! an he knows it!! he is such a fuckin lier
DI: >:/
DI: not sure if i really want to play anymore
DI: i mean, fraternizing with the enemy is
DI: breaking Rule1 of the Sleuth code
MC: Welll... maybe it will be a chance to show him how much better you are than him?
MC: Maybe.... maybe you could make a bet
DI: >:( maybe......
DI: maybe..
MC: Like, if you do better in the game, he has to stop being such a bad person?
DI: and i can preform an investigation of his home and uncover evidence!
DI: to arrest his sorry ass once and for all>:)
MC: Yes!
MC: Oh!
MC: Did you look on gamefaqs?
DI: yeah
DI: i did
DI: there are one or two very poor faqs up
DI: and also
DI: fine
DI: ill play still
MC: I thought so too, desu! But if they are right, you could really sleuth his house.
MC: I'm so sorry I did it against your wishes, DI-kun.
DI: and i will show AH AND HA both that i am the best. I am going to be the Hero, AND sleuthing his house will be the best...
DI: and its ok i guess MC
DI: im sorry i got so mad....
DI: its just... i dont know
MC: Its okay. I shouldn't have done it.
DI: i felt a bit betreayed
DI: but
DI: its not a big deal
DI: so
DI: forget i got mad :D
DI: im still gonna dominate this game. and now as a bonus. i get to ruin my nemisis once and for all
MC: Yes! It will totally rule, desu!
DI: yeah :)
DI: hey
DI: sorry again
DI: that was very unsleuthlike of me
DI: and i am quite sorry m'lady
-- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] bows --
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] bows deeply in return --
DI: i implore your forgiveness
MC: You are toatlly and completely forgiven!
DI: thank you! haha dont want you to become a hysterical dame! :p
MC: I am glad we are such good friends that we can forgive one another!
MC: ^^
MC: I promose I will not get hysterical!
DI: yeah haha i am always glad to have you as a friend!
DI: ^.^ you always forgive me!
DI: woo! not hysterical. after all
DI: you said so yourself
DI: you are more of a leggy blond :p
MC: Indeed!
DI: :3
DI: well, im still excited over the game
DI: i may ragekill HA once or twice though
MC: haha, well, as long as it doesn't ruin the game I am all for it!
DI: i promise i wont ruin the game.
DI: i mean
DI: im so damn excited to play
DI: i would hate to ruin it over someone as horrible as HA
DI: ;
MC: excellent! :D
DI: *;)
DI: heh... still not super happy about it though
MC: Well, I don't blame you. He did seem kinda scary, desu!
DI: yeah... and i have talked to him for a bit
DI: and he has a downright psychotic violent streak
MC: That's creepy, desu. Do you have any idea why he's like that?
DI: its probably because he is my destained nemisis!
DI: haha but really
DI: maybe he had a bad family life or somethin, too many violent games or some shit
MC: Yeah. Well, maybe this one will help him be less violent through teamwork!
DI: doubt it
DI: but
DI: i guess its worth a shot
MC: Yes! Never give up on an idea until it has totally failed, desu!
MC: And even if it fails, just try harder until you succeed!
DI: heh MC
DI: you are always so darn positive!
DI: HAHA
DI: *haha
MC: Yes, I know, desu!
MC: That is probably because of all the anime I watch where love and justice triumph. ^^
DI: i dont know HOW you do it
DI: well thats a theory hah
DI: kinda like how in Noir, the cop always wins!
MC: Yes, exactly! Even though they suffer a lot, it is worth it to reach their goal, desu.
DI: true...
DI: but i know for a fact
DI: that not everyone triumphs
DI: the fact of the matter is
DI: there is failiure in the real world
MC: Yeah, probably not in real life, de aru. But... I think that's how things should be... ^^;;;
MC: If I got to be in charge of the world, there would always be good people to win over darkness, desu.
DI: thats a good goal MC
DI: lets hope you can be in charge of the world someday:p
DI: because maybe if you were
DI: i would get to succeed
MC: DI-kun, I think you will succeed!
MC: And you know where we're going to start succeeding?
DI: where?
MC: In this SBURB game, dattebayo!
DI: haha ok!
DI: ill try my best!
DI: i mean
DI: i cant lose to AH
DI: she will rub it in my face forever!
DI: and i cant let HA beat me
DI: because i need to show him that good beats eviil!
MC: Hai! And I will support you any way I can, desu!
DI: thanks! and MC i will help you too!
DI: and then me and AH, while compeating will use our combined powers of observation and adventure
DI: to solve the mysteries that lie within this puzzling game
MC: Yatta! It will be amazing, desu!
DI: yup hah
DI: MC
DI: you always know how to cheer someone up :p
DI: how do i know you not doin that hypnosis mumbo jumbo on meXD
MC: Ne, ne! I would never hypnotise a friend, desu! Only bad people would do that!
DI: i was kidding :p
MC: I know, but that is a serious ethical question, desu! And I give it a lot of thougt as a hypnotist!
DI: sorry :(
MC: Its okay. ^^
DI: heh how is that going anyway?
DI: you havent given me an update in a while
MC: Wellll.... I recently downloaded a new file that I am hoping will give me a breakthrough.
MC: But I have been sooooo busy with this sburb stuff, I haven't looked at it yet.
DI: nice! i hope that it is a breakthrough
DI: it woulld be cool to know a real hypnotist :3
MC: Aw! :3 Thank you!
MC: Actually, if you don't mind, maybe I should look at that now!
DI: ok! do it!
MC: I will let you know what happens!, desu! <3
DI: yay haha
DI: i cant wait
MC: Ja ne!
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 20:58 --
===> Be the happy sleuth
You are quite content at the moment :)
you hear the notification ding on your computer, and walk over to see which one of your chums is pestering you.
Oh! MC is back already! you smile and open up the window
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] began pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 20:11 --
[08:11] DI: Heyyy MC!
[08:11] MC: Um, DI-sama.....
[08:11] DI: yeah?.....
[08:11] DI: why the ...
[08:11] DI: bad news?
[08:11] MC: Please don't be mad at me, but...
[08:12] MC: DS-san advised me to let HA play with us.
[08:12] DI: ......
[08:12] DI: what
[08:12] DI: WHAT
[08:12] DI: >:(
[08:12] DI: that FUCKER
[08:12] DI: is going to play with us?
[08:12] MC: I kinda... caved, yeah. T_T
[08:12] DI: you realize what this means?!?
[08:13] DI: you let a psychopath into our midst
[08:13] DI: and he will just kill anyone who gets him even a little mad
[08:13] DI: in the game
[08:13] DI: unless
[08:13] MC: He, um, he said he wasn't really a criminal, anyway.
[08:13] DI: yeah righ!
[08:13] MC: And, um, it is just a game, no da. T__T
[08:14] DI: he is a total criminal!!! an he knows it!! he is such a fuckin lier
[08:14] DI: >:/
[08:14] DI: not sure if i really want to play anymore
[08:14] DI: i mean, fraternizing with the enemy is
[08:14] DI: breaking Rule1 of the Sleuth code
[08:15] MC: Welll... maybe it will be a chance to show him how much better you are than him?
[08:15] MC: Maybe.... maybe you could make a bet
[08:15] DI: >:( maybe......
[08:15] DI: maybe..
[08:15] MC: Like, if you do better in the game, he has to stop being such a bad person?
[08:16] DI: and i can preform an investigation of his home and uncover evidence!
[08:16] DI: to arrest his sorry ass once and for all>:)
[08:16] MC: Yes!
[08:16] MC: Oh!
[08:16] MC: Did you look on gamefaqs?
[08:17] DI: yeah
[08:17] DI: i did
[08:17] DI: there are one or two very poor faqs up
[08:17] DI: and also
[08:17] DI: fine
[08:17] DI: ill play still
[08:17] MC: I thought so too, desu! But if they are right, you could really sleuth his house.
[08:18] MC: I'm so sorry I did it against your wishes, DI-kun.
[08:18] DI: and i will show AH AND HA both that i am the best. I am going to be the Hero, AND sleuthing his house will be the best...
[08:18] DI: and its ok i guess MC
[08:18] DI: im sorry i got so mad....
[08:18] DI: its just... i dont know
[08:18] MC: Its okay. I shouldn't have done it.
[08:18] DI: i felt a bit betreayed
[08:19] DI: but
[08:19] DI: its not a big deal
[08:19] DI: so
[08:19] DI: forget i got mad :D
[08:19] DI: im still gonna dominate this game. and now as a bonus. i get to ruin my nemisis once and for all
[08:19] MC: Yes! It will totally rule, desu!
[08:20] DI: yeah :)
[08:20] DI: hey
[08:20] DI: sorry again
[08:20] DI: that was very unsleuthlike of me
[08:21] DI: and i am quite sorry m'lady
[08:21] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] bows --
[08:21] -- mesmeraisuChan [MC] bows deeply in return --
[08:21] DI: i implore your forgiveness
[08:22] MC: You are toatlly and completely forgiven!
[08:22] DI: thank you! haha dont want you to become a hysterical dame! :p
[08:23] MC: I am glad we are such good friends that we can forgive one another!
[08:23] MC: ^^
[08:23] MC: I promose I will not get hysterical!
[08:23] DI: yeah haha i am always glad to have you as a friend!
[08:24] DI: ^.^ you always forgive me!
[08:24] DI: woo! not hysterical. after all
[08:24] DI: you said so yourself
[08:24] DI: you are more of a leggy blond :p
[08:24] MC: Indeed!
[08:25] DI: :3
[08:25] DI: well, im still excited over the game
[08:25] DI: i may ragekill HA once or twice though
[08:26] MC: haha, well, as long as it doesn't ruin the game I am all for it!
[08:27] DI: i promise i wont ruin the game.
[08:27] DI: i mean
[08:27] DI: im so damn excited to play
[08:27] DI: i would hate to ruin it over someone as horrible as HA
[08:28] DI: ;
[08:28] MC: excellent! :D
[08:28] DI: *;)
[08:28] DI: heh... still not super happy about it though
[08:30] MC: Well, I don't blame you. He did seem kinda scary, desu!
[08:30] DI: yeah... and i have talked to him for a bit
[08:31] DI: and he has a downright psychotic violent streak
[08:33] MC: That's creepy, desu. Do you have any idea why he's like that?
[08:33] DI: its probably because he is my destained nemisis!
[08:33] DI: haha but really
[08:34] DI: maybe he had a bad family life or somethin, too many violent games or some shit
[08:37] MC: Yeah. Well, maybe this one will help him be less violent through teamwork!
[08:38] DI: doubt it
[08:38] DI: but
[08:38] DI: i guess its worth a shot
[08:39] MC: Yes! Never give up on an idea until it has totally failed, desu!
[08:39] MC: And even if it fails, just try harder until you succeed!
[08:39] DI: heh MC
[08:39] DI: you are always so darn positive!
[08:39] DI: HAHA
[08:39] DI: *haha
[08:40] MC: Yes, I know, desu!
[08:41] MC: That is probably because of all the anime I watch where love and justice triumph. ^^
[08:41] DI: i dont know HOW you do it
[08:41] DI: well thats a theory hah
[08:41] DI: kinda like how in Noir, the cop always wins!
[08:42] MC: Yes, exactly! Even though they suffer a lot, it is worth it to reach their goal, desu.
[08:42] DI: true...
[08:42] DI: but i know for a fact
[08:42] DI: that not everyone triumphs
[08:42] DI: the fact of the matter is
[08:43] DI: there is failiure in the real world
[08:43] MC: Yeah, probably not in real life, de aru. But... I think that's how things should be... ^^;;;
[08:44] MC: If I got to be in charge of the world, there would always be good people to win over darkness, desu.
[08:44] DI: thats a good goal MC
[08:44] DI: lets hope you can be in charge of the world someday:p
[08:46] DI: because maybe if you were
[08:46] DI: i would get to succeed
[08:46] MC: DI-kun, I think you will succeed!
[08:46] MC: And you know where we're going to start succeeding?
[08:46] DI: where?
[08:46] MC: In this SBURB game, dattebayo!
[08:47] DI: haha ok!
[08:47] DI: ill try my best!
[08:47] DI: i mean
[08:47] DI: i cant lose to AH
[08:47] DI: she will rub it in my face forever!
[08:47] DI: and i cant let HA beat me
[08:48] DI: because i need to show him that good beats eviil!
[08:48] MC: Hai! And I will support you any way I can, desu!
[08:49] DI: thanks! and MC i will help you too!
[08:49] DI: and then me and AH, while compeating will use our combined powers of observation and adventure
[08:50] DI: to solve the mysteries that lie within this puzzling game
[08:50] MC: Yatta! It will be amazing, desu!
[08:50] DI: yup hah
[08:51] DI: MC
[08:51] DI: you always know how to cheer someone up :p
[08:51] DI: how do i know you not doin that hypnosis mumbo jumbo on meXD
[08:52] MC: Ne, ne! I would never hypnotise a friend, desu! Only bad people would do that!
[08:52] DI: i was kidding :p
[08:53] MC: I know, but that is a serious ethical question, desu! And I give it a lot of thougt as a hypnotist!
[08:54] DI: sorry :(
[08:54] MC: Its okay. ^^
[08:54] DI: heh how is that going anyway?
[08:54] DI: you havent given me an update in a while
[08:55] MC: Wellll.... I recently downloaded a new file that I am hoping will give me a breakthrough.
[08:55] MC: But I have been sooooo busy with this sburb stuff, I haven't looked at it yet.
[08:56] DI: nice! i hope that it is a breakthrough
[08:56] DI: it woulld be cool to know a real hypnotist :3
[08:56] MC: Aw! :3 Thank you!
[08:57] MC: Actually, if you don't mind, maybe I should look at that now!
[08:57] DI: ok! do it!
[08:58] MC: I will let you know what happens!, desu! <3
[08:58] DI: yay haha
[08:58] DI: i cant wait
[08:58] MC: Ja ne!
[08:58] -- mesmeraisuChan [MC] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 20:58 --
UGH.... you mine as well get this shit done with. You open up a chat with HA
[09:49] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] began pestering hormoneAddict [HA] at 21:49 --
[09:49] DI: ugh
[09:49] DI: i can't believe
[09:49] DI: i have to talk to you again
[09:49] HA: twice the same day ?
[09:49] DI: yeah
[09:49] HA: is this some sort of punishment ?
[09:49] DI: i think so
[09:49] DI: also
[09:49] DI: DS must hate me, some friend he fucking is
[09:49] DI: because i heard
[09:50] DI: he invited YOU to play SBURB with us
[09:50] HA: well, MC invited me
[09:50] HA: he merely suggested it
[09:50] DI: .......
[09:50] DI: fine
[09:50] DI: whatever
[09:50] DI: i dont give a rats ass about the details
[09:51] DI: all i know
[09:51] HA: but he probably just know i am sick good at games
[09:51] DI: >:(
[09:51] DI: you are evil
[09:51] DI: and a criminal
[09:51] HA: maybe
[09:51] HA: but effective
[09:51] DI: AND whenever
[09:51] DI: you
[09:51] DI: play games
[09:51] DI: YOU KILL EVERYONE
[09:51] DI: all the fuckin time!
[09:51] DI: ugh
[09:52] DI: imso mad.
[09:52] DI: i cant even stay poised
[09:52] DI: but
[09:52] DI: whatever
[09:52] DI: look
[09:52] DI: im still in the game
[09:52] HA: i hope so
[09:52] DI: and im sure not going to let my nemisis beat me
[09:52] HA: i wouldn't expect less of you
[09:52] DI: so sir
[09:53] DI: i challenge you to a bet
[09:53] HA: i'm listening
[09:53] DI: ok. I bet that i will be better than you at this game, i will be the hero, good will defeat evil
[09:53] DI: and if i win
[09:54] DI: i get not only to defeat you
[09:54] DI: but an all expense paid trip
[09:54] DI: to your mountain hovel
[09:54] DI: to investigate, and find all the evidence i need
[09:54] DI: to throw you in the clink
[09:54] DI: sound good?
[09:54] HA: then
[09:55] HA: what is in for me if i win ?
[09:55] DI: well what do you want?
[09:55] HA: well...
[09:55] HA: if i win
[09:55] HA: you will stop being a detective
[09:55] HA: for ever :)
[09:56] DI: you fiendish basterd
[09:56] DI: >:(
[09:56] DI: fine
[09:56] DI: but you will not win. ever.
[09:56] DI: good always wins, and i will never lose my rank as sleuth!
[09:57] HA: that is what we are about to see
[09:57] DI: HA my hated adversary
[09:57] DI: it
[09:57] DI: is
[09:57] DI: fucking
[09:57] DI: on
[09:57] HA: hell yeah
[09:57] DI: just be warned
[09:57] DI: i will not refrain from killing you in the game
[09:57] DI: if it lets me
[09:58] HA: i hope you weren't expecting from me any kind of mercy either
[09:58] DI: You? have mercy?
[09:58] HA: exactly :)
[09:58] DI: are you joking?
[09:59] DI: i bet you would even kill a dame!
[09:59] HA: why should gender issues have anything to do with anything ?
[09:59] HA: i'm no sexist :)
[10:00] DI: oh im aware of that fact
[10:00] DI: just be prepared for your greatest defeat!
[10:01] HA: speaking of which, i had the pleasure to meet ursula
[10:01] DI: oh? i do hope you were civil
[10:02] DI: she is a dear friend of mine
[10:02] HA: i understood that
[10:02] HA: but just an advice
[10:02] HA: in the future
[10:02] DI: yes?
[10:03] HA: avoid telling the criminal mastermind you're chasing who are your dear friends
[10:03] HA: that is very uncautious of you
[10:03] DI: YOU WOULDNT!!!
[10:03] HA: but, silly me
[10:03] DI: you bastard!
[10:03] HA: soon, you won't chase any criminal mastermind anymore :)
[10:04] DI: >:O
[10:04] DI: i think you mean that soon i wont be chasing a CERTAIN mastermind anymore
[10:04] DI: because your ass is as good as in the electric chair!
[10:05] DI: i want front row seats
[10:05] HA: the only front seat you will have will be at your funeral
[10:06] DI: oh?
[10:06] DI: but i thought i was only losing my title?
[10:06] DI: are you implying something?
[10:07] HA: well, i figured than being forced to live like any normal dayjob worker might drive you to suicide
[10:07] HA: but i guess i was underestimating your commitment to this job
[10:08] DI: >:(
[10:08] DI: i am committed to this job, more than my life
[10:08] DI: but i am not going to lose it
[10:09] DI: you think im going to lose to a psychopath
[10:09] DI: andhis half assed schemes?
[10:09] HA: ahah
[10:09] HA: you should get prepared then
[10:10] HA: because i am :)
[10:10] DI: i already was prepared
[10:10] DI: and i always will e
[10:10] DI: *be
[10:10] DI: someday
[10:10] DI: if we meet
[10:10] DI: i will get the jump on you
[10:10] DI: and you will come face to face with fear
[10:11] DI: and i guarantee
[10:11] DI: if you hurt my friends
[10:11] DI: i will not wait for the system to finish you
[10:11] DI: ill do it myself
[10:12] HA: i'll be waiting for that day
[10:12] HA: with much anticipation
[10:12] DI: as will i
[10:12] DI: you know what HA
[10:12] DI: i would say i respect you
[10:12] DI: in a funny way
[10:12] DI: but id be lying
[10:13] DI: just another crook, no matter how smart you think you are
[10:13] HA: hehe
[10:14] DI: laugh while you can
[10:15] DI: id like to see you laughing when
[10:15] DI: you are in a cage
[10:15] DI: getting oogled by your cellmates
[10:15] HA: good thing this day will never happen then :)
[10:15] DI: as you wait for your date, with Ms. Elecricity
[10:16] DI: oh to the contrary my friend
[10:16] DI: it is coming up
[10:16] DI: quite soon
[10:17] HA: well, as much as i enjoy playing with my prey before eating it
[10:17] HA: i must end this conversation
[10:17] DI: oh
[10:17] DI: my heart is breaking
[10:17] DI: >:)
[10:17] HA: so i will bid you farewell, future ex sleuth
[10:17] DI: farewell
[10:18] DI: future death row inmate
[10:18] HA: and good luck on your reconversion
[10:18] -- hormoneAddict [HA] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 22:18 --
You feel confident that you will win. You HAVE to win. But then you hear a bang from downstairs
[09:00] DI: hey MC, i know you are busy
[09:00] DI: i just heard a noise from downstairs
[09:00] MC: Daijobuka? Is everything okay?
[09:00] DI: it may be my mom, so if i dont answer im away from my computer
[09:00] DI: yeah haha its probablymy mom home early :)
[09:00] DI: so i will be right back
[09:01] MC: Okay... make sure to let me know!
[09:01] DI: :) cant wait to hear how your file went!
[09:01] DI: and ok
[09:01] DI: talk soon!
[09:06] -- mesmeraisuChan [MC] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 21:06 --
======> investigate!!!!
You are still kinda pissed off, but whatever. You decide to go and greet your mother.
You walk downstairs to the kitchen, but something is wrong.... why are the lights off..... you hear a rustling in your mothers room, but are too afraid to investigate..... You convince yourself its just your mom, she forgot to turn on the lights, because she is tired, and has a headache. yeah. thats it.
=====> be an idiot, turn on the light
You turn on the light and are greeted by the muzzle of a gun when you turn around.
a young man carrying a sack full of stolen goods looks down the barrel at you, a sick grin crossing his face.
"lights out kid" and with that the gun let out a loud crack.
=====> yeah, just die
You expected the pain, but none came... maybe it was the shock, or maybe you were dead. everything was pitch black, so maybe you did die? Is this the afterlife? not exactly what you expected it to be..... wait no... your eyes were closed.
=====> stop being derpy
You open your eyes.... to see one of the strangest things you have ever seen.
The robber was still, the bullet just passing out of the barrel of the gun, seemingly frozen in time, a red clocklike ring slowly rotating around him. your hand rigidly pointing at it, as if you were holding this barrier of time in place. you stumble backwards. terrified... did you do this?
=======> stop freaking out, test your theory
You regain your composure and think about reversing the flow of time, and before your eyes the gun retreated back ito the bullet, slowly but surely and the robber began to walk backwards. You quickly think of freezing time again, and the robber stopped,still in his tracks. Keeping your hand trained on him you grab a nearby chair. Quickly breaking the time manipulation you slam the chair with both hands down on the robbbers head, knocking him out. you find one of your mothers pairs of handcuffs and handcuff the man to the table. You breath out a sigh of relief and stumble into a chair. Looking at your hands.... you wonder what the hell just happened.... are you some kind of mutant? can you do it again?
=====> Fuck around with time shit
You proceed to fuck around with time around the kitchen
(image sooooon)
This is alot of fun and you cant wait to tell your friends!
sudenly your mom opens the door and you quickly cease all this weird time shit
====> explain what happened, and get lectured about carrying a gun at all times
My god... that lecture took forever, but you managed to convince your mom that you gor the jump on the guy while his back was turned, and promised to carry your gun everywhere you go from now on.
You mother radios the station and the gunman is hauled out post haste. your mother frets over you a bit longer then retires to her room,exhaused and stressed out from the long day and rude suprise at home.
You make your way back to your room, and sit down at your computer to wait for MC to return to tell her your amazing story..
You dont notice the object under your desk in the slightest.
=====> be the puppetmaster, who is also a crossdressing costume designer
Sam Aracana
A poem i wrote for Greer
My dark room is lighted by the glow of a screen
Before me a vision, unlike one I have ever seen
She makes me smile and laugh, and helps pass the days
Who is this woman, who lights up my life?
Greer is her name
and we met by fate, a random occurrence
not a minute too late, for she captured my heart
and I captured hers, a meeting that happened
when we needed eachother most.
She is beautiful and funny
A great writer and a good leader
I couldn’t ask for anyone greater
And I never would, For she is the girl of my dreams
And my dreams have never been sweeter
====> BE SUPER EXCITED
YOU ALREADY FUCKING ARE!!!!!!!!!
MC pesters you ANSWER ALREADY
[11:48] -- mesmeraisuChan [MC] began pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 23:48 --
[11:48] MC: Hey, Di-kun, is everything okay? It has been a while since you said you were heard that noise.
[11:48] DI: HEY
[11:49] DI: !!!!
[11:49] DI: You willNOT believe
[11:49] DI: what just happened
[11:49] DI: at al
[11:49] DI: its like
[11:49] DI: UNBELIEVABLE
[11:49] MC: what happened, ne?
[11:49] DI: :DD
[11:49] DI: well for one thing
[11:49] MC: It sounds like it must be really good, desu!
[11:50] DI: it was not my mom downstairs!
[11:50] DI: it was a robber!
[11:50] DI: with a gun!
[11:50] DI: and he shot at me!
[11:50] MC: What?
[11:50] DI: POINT BLANK
[11:50] MC: Oh my god,a re you okay?
[11:50] MC: You must be joking, right?
[11:50] DI: im perfect
[11:50] DI: not a scratch on me
[11:50] DI: and nope!
[11:50] MC: Ne, please don't joke, Di-kun, you scared me!
[11:50] DI: im not joking in the least
[11:51] DI: its all true!
[11:51] MC: But you said he shot you!
[11:51] DI: you wanna know how i survived?
[11:51] DI: He shot AT me
[11:51] DI: point blank too
[11:51] DI: so he would have no chance of missing
[11:51] DI: :D
[11:51] DI: but im alive
[11:51] DI: and unharmed
[11:51] MC: That is a miracle!
[11:51] MC: What happened????
[11:52] DI: Well
[11:52] DI: the gun went off and i fell backwards
[11:52] DI: as i fell my arms went out in front of me
[11:52] DI: and everything went black
[11:52] DI: i thought i was dead
[11:52] DI: but my eyes were just closed
[11:53] DI: and when i opened them
[11:53] MC: ???
[11:53] DI: the robber was standing frozen
[11:53] DI: and here is the crazy part
[11:53] DI: the bullet
[11:54] DI: was just standing there
[11:54] DI: like time had stopped
[11:54] MC: ...in mid air?
[11:54] DI: yup
[11:54] DI: MID AIR
[11:54] DI: well, time had stopped but only around the robber, and he had a kinda
[11:55] DI: red clock ring thingy around him
[11:55] MC: A clock thing?
[11:55] DI: and it was spinning around and stuff
[11:55] DI: YEAH
[11:55] DI: cant really explain it
[11:55] DI: and then
[11:55] DI: for some reason
[11:55] DI: it popped into my head that i was doing it, and i concentrated on reversing the time
[11:56] DI: and guesswhat happened
[11:56] MC: Are you going to tell me that you rewound time???
[11:56] DI: THE BULLET WENT BACK INTO THE GUN AND THE GUYSTARTED TO REVERSE
[11:56] DI: yup!
[11:56] DI: i rewound time
[11:56] DI: !
[11:56] MC: That's.... amazing! Did that really, honestly happen, DI-kun? I trust you to tll me the truth.
[11:57] DI: it happened! im not done yet though! i froze him again. and hit him with a chair. then i handcufed him and my mom came home and he got taken away
[11:57] DI: but before that
[11:57] DI: i practiced around the kitchen
[11:58] DI: I CAN CONTROL TIME :DD
[11:58] DI: in little areas, in bigger areas
[11:58] DI: TIME!!!
[11:58] DI: and i swear
[11:58] DI: im not lying!
[11:58] DI: proof!
[11:58] DI: here
[11:58] MC: It sounds crazy, DI-kun. But, even though it does sound like that, I still believe you because I know you wouldn't lie.
[11:58] DI: thank you!
[11:58] DI: wanna see it?
[11:58] MC: How would you show me?
[11:58] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] opens up his webcam --
[11:59] DI: watch as i spill this cup of Faygo
[11:59] MC: Oh! Neat! I forgot you had a webcam!
[11:59] MC: Okay, I am watching.
[11:59] MC: Okay I saw it spill.
[11:59] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] spills the faygo, but stops time around the glass, the liquid is frozen in mid air --
[11:59] MC: Woah
[12:00] MC: WOAH
[12:00] DI: and now
[12:00] DI: reverse
[12:00] DI: /cup reverses to upright position
[12:00] DI: ta da!
[12:00] MC: That's.....
[12:00] MC: DI-kun, you are like some kind of amazing magic super hero!!!!
[12:00] DI: :D i know right!
[12:00] DI: thanks!
[12:00] DI: this is socool
[12:01] MC: My heart is beating like crazy! That is just insane!
[12:01] DI: :D
[12:01] DI: super insane
[12:01] DI: like
[12:01] DI: woah
[12:01] DI: and i bet
[12:01] DI: i could time travel too
[12:01] MC: ....
[12:01] DI: maybe even go to places in time
[12:01] DI: like
[12:02] DI: say
[12:02] MC: Okay... that sounds kinda scary.
[12:02] DI: give me a time and place
[12:02] DI: past or future
[12:02] DI: and ill try
[12:02] MC: You know only bad things happen in stories if you time travel too far, right DI-jun?
[12:02] MC: (( kun ))
[12:02] DI: of course! haha i meant a recent situation
[12:03] DI: so you could see me there
[12:03] DI: haha im not gonna screw up any timelines or anything
[12:03] DI: just kinda pop in and pop out
[12:04] DI: wont cause the end of the world or anything
[12:04] MC: Oh, um, but.... if I told you to go somewhere in the past and meet me, wouldn't I already remember having seen you there?
[12:04] DI: :/
[12:04] MC: Time travel paradones always confuse me, desu.
[12:04] DI: we can test it out i guess....
[12:04] MC: ((paradoxes))
[12:04] DI: im confused a bit too
[12:04] DI: but i wanna tryyyyy
[12:04] MC: Okay, um, let me try to think of something relatively safe, desu.
[12:05] MC: This doesn't seem like normal time trvale anyway, since you could just freeze that one spot.
[12:05] DI: yeah but
[12:05] DI: yeah
[12:05] DI: your right//
[12:06] MC: wait a minute.....
[12:06] DI: i guess i CANT time travel
[12:06] DI: or can i
[12:06] MC: DI-kun...
[12:06] DI: Yah?
[12:06] MC: I have a question
[12:06] DI: ok
[12:08] MC: Do you remember what question you asked me two weeks ago on pesterchum? You got online, asked me the question, and then went offline. I was really confused, but you told me not to mention it unless it was really important.
[12:08] DI: no...i dont remember that.......
[12:09] DI: should i?
[12:09] MC: Well, I do, and I think it finally makes sense now!
[12:09] MC: Maybe you time traveled to the past, to ask me, desu!
[12:09] DI: what did i ask?
[12:09] MC: I shouldn't tell you that! We need to preserve causality at all costs!
[12:10] MC: I don't want to create a question that has no genisis, desu.
[12:10] DI: maybe! :3 haha so i must be able to time travel at SOMEpoint
[12:10] DI: which is goood
[12:10] DI: and ok
[12:10] MC: So you should travel back, get on pesterchum, and ask me a question!
[12:10] DI: ok!
[12:11] MC: How will I know when you are time traveling, no da? Do you think you will disappear.
[12:12] MC: Or did you already do it?
[12:12] DI: i
[12:12] DI: i
[12:12] DI: dont know
[12:12] DI: i didnt do anything
[12:12] DI: i tried to time travel
[12:12] DI: and uhhh
[12:12] DI: nothing happened
[12:12] DI: :/
[12:12] MC: Hmmm.... well, maybe you just haven't mastered your powers enough yet, desu.
[12:13] MC: You know, Superman couldn't fly at first, no da!
[12:13] DI: maybe, i will practice and soon i will be the time traveling sleuth!
[12:13] DI: and really?
[12:13] MC: Yes, he could only leap really high! He got lots of other powers later on, desu.
[12:14] MC: I bet it will be the same with you, with practice!
[12:14] DI: hmm you have a point!
[12:14] MC: Oh, I am so excited, DI-kun! and a little jealous!
[12:14] DI: i willhone my powers
[12:14] DI: haha im excited too! and sorry you dont have any powers :(\
[12:15] MC: It is okay. Usually rich people don't get super powers in stories anyway, desu, because being rich is pretty powerful by itself. ^__^;
[12:15] MC: But I will try to become Batman instead of Lex Luthor, desu!
[12:15] DI: true! you are likeRICH girl with the power to make gadgets and stuff
[12:16] DI: :3
[12:16] DI: thats good
[12:16] DI: OH
[12:16] MC: hehe... well maybe I could hire somebody to make me gadgets. ^_^
[12:16] DI: in all this time travellin stuff
[12:16] DI: i forgot!
[12:16] MC: Ne?
[12:16] DI: how was the file?
[12:16] DI: you learn anything?
[12:17] MC: Oh, well, actually.... it was kind of amazing, no da! I can't remember what was on the recording but I had this almost out of body experience, desu!
[12:17] DI: :o
[12:17] DI: that sounds cool!
[12:17] MC: I can't even really describe it. But ne, there is no one here to try it on, so I guess it will have to wait. ^^
[12:17] DI: TRY IT ON MEEEE
[12:17] DI: :D
[12:18] DI: just only do nice things:p which i know you will
[12:18] MC: Ne, I don't think it would work online....? I guess we could try, de aru.
[12:18] DI: try it !~
[12:18] DI: :)
[12:21] MC: Okay, um.... your webcam is still on, so that is good.
[12:21] DI: :) yes haah
[12:21] MC: Okay, get ready for it, I am going to try.
[12:21] DI: go for it!
[12:21] DI: :D
[12:23] MC: Okay, I am trying....
[12:23] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] starts to stick out his tounge --
[12:23] DI: and reached for his nose
[12:23] DI: waid
[12:23] MC: OoO
[12:23] DI: thats stupid why would i wanna do that? :/ imso embaraassed
[12:23] DI: sorry
[12:23] MC: Oh my gosh, DI-kun!
[12:23] DI: what?
[12:23] MC: It kinda worked!
[12:24] DI: OoO
[12:24] DI: holy cow!
[12:24] MC: I was trying to make you stick out your tongue and touch your nose!
[12:24] DI: o.O
[12:24] DI: I ALMOST DID THATTTT
[12:24] DI: mind= blown!
[12:24] MC: :O
[12:24] DI: i take backt eh RICH girl thing
[12:24] DI: you are more like
[12:25] DI: DR. xavier or somethin
[12:25] DI: :p
[12:25] DI: maybe
[12:25] DI: ifYOU practice
[12:25] MC: Haha! Kind of! But yours is way more powerful, desu!
[12:25] DI: you will be able to control people
[12:25] MC: But still, I am just totally stunned, de aru!
[12:25] MC: Maybe...
[12:25] DI: yeah butmine is power fromt he start
[12:26] DI: and yours will probably build up to FULL CONTROL
[12:26] DI: which is alot more amazing then time stops
[12:26] MC: DI-kun.... this is too weird, why is it happening now, da ne?
[12:26] DI: i have no idea ......
[12:26] DI: its a little creepu
[12:26] MC: Is it okay with you if I take some time to think about this?
[12:27] DI: but more awesome
[12:27] DI: and yeah....
[12:27] DI: i need to tell DS about this
[12:27] DI: so
[12:27] MC: Okay, I will talk to you really soon~
[12:27] DI: you should think about this
[12:27] DI: talk sooon! reallysooon!
[12:27] MC: Ja ne!
[12:27] DI: bye !
[12:27] -- mesmeraisuChan [MC] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 00:27 --
WOW, you not only discovored powers for yourself but now your best friend has MIND POWERS! youare so excited that you pester every friend who is on. EXCEPT FOR HA, he must never know the ace in your sleeve
First AH
[12:37] -- addictiveHero [AH] began pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 00:37 --
[12:38] DI: AH
[12:38] DI: GUESS WHAT
[12:38] AH: ?
[12:38] DI: guess who is winning right now
[12:38] AH: Me!
[12:39] DI: nope
[12:39] DI: ME
[12:39] DI: because I
[12:39] DI: have superpowers now'
[12:39] DI: for real
[12:39] DI: >:)
[12:39] AH: What when did this happen?
[12:39] AH: >:O
[12:39] DI: like an hour ago!
[12:40] DI: my house was robbed
[12:40] DI: and the guy turned a gun at me
[12:40] DI: and shot me
[12:40] AH: (Wait for real? o_o
[12:40] DI: point blank
[12:40] DI: YUP
[12:40] AH: LOL XS
[12:40] DI: for real
[12:40] AH: K nvm
[12:41] AH: Haha! Thats funny
[12:41] DI: I stopped time
[12:41] DI: and froze the bullet
[12:41] DI: and knocked out the thug
[12:41] DI: and i can manipulate pockets of time
[12:41] AH: Alright you can be the hero I will be your sidekick.
[12:42] DI: >:) ok
[12:42] DI: but do you believe me
[12:42] AH: No.
[12:42] DI: one second i did this to show MC
[12:42] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] opens his webcam --
[12:43] DI: watch ah i drop this pencil
[12:44] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] drops pencil, freezes time around it and then reverses time so it goes back to his hand --
[12:46] AH: You're using a STRING! >:P
[12:47] DI: no
[12:47] DI: wanna see more
[12:47] DI: Faygo
[12:47] DI: in a cup
[12:47] DI: watch as i spill it
[12:48] -- addictiveHero [AH] watches in amazment --
[12:48] AH: :P
[12:48] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] spills the faygo and stops the liquid midair --
[12:48] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] reverses it back into the cup --
[12:49] DI: ta da
[12:49] AH: ...er....Well! You're using...
[12:49] AH: Magic?
[12:49] AH: O:
[12:49] DI: :D
[12:49] DI: i have the powerssss
[12:51] AH: I!
[12:51] AH: Will!
[12:51] AH: Still!
[12:51] AH: Be!
[12:51] AH: The HERO!
[12:51] AH: I'll just be like Batman.
[12:51] AH: ...Or something.
[12:51] DI: haha if you say so >:) i have the head start bein a mutant and all
[12:51] DI: :)
[12:51] DI: so, i think i am in hte lead
[12:52] AH: So, uh... How did this happen? o:
[12:52] DI: no clue! some robber tried to shoot me
[12:52] AH: And this better not be a trick! >:) You got me to believe you.
[12:52] DI: and i stopped time somehow trying to stopthebullet
[12:53] DI: and i swear
[12:53] DI: its real
[12:53] DI: and ask DS
[12:53] DI: at some point
[12:53] DI: i will be able to time travel
[12:53] DI: watch
[12:53] DI: i will put in a reminder to time poke you when i can time travel
[12:54] DI: you should get it soon
[12:55] AH: Hmm. I need to think about this. I believe and all but it still seems fishy.
[12:55] AH: I need a glass of water
[12:56] DI: ok have fun
[12:56] DI: i hope future me hurries up with that timepoke
[12:56] DI: >:/
[12:56] DI: its proof thati am magic
[12:56] DI: have fun with your liquid refreshment
[12:57] AH: How do I know you won't just open up another pesterlog and "poke" me?
[12:57] AH: >:) This "sleuth" is on to you!
[12:57] DI: because
[12:57] DI: it will be an IN PERSON POKE
[12:58] AH: O:
[12:58] DI: like how i have been time slappin DS
[12:58] DI: and I cant even time travel yet, future me can
[12:59] AH: Bleh, there's too many Kevins around!! @_@
[12:59] DI: there are gonna be SO man kevins
[12:59] DI: *many
[01:00] AH: I wonder if I HAVE ANY POWERS!! :D
[01:00] DI: possibly
[01:00] AH: I'll send you like SOO MANY MAGIC POKES!!
[01:00] AH: All of the pokes.
[01:00] DI: i can ask future Kevin
[01:00] DI: one sec
[01:01] DI: yeah
[01:01] AH: O:
[01:01] DI: you get some powers
[01:01] AH: Whaaaaat kind? :DD
[01:01] DI: he wont be specific
[01:01] AH: Pffft.
[01:01] DI: but he says they have something to do with space or something
[01:01] DI: oh
[01:01] DI: andthey arent as cool as time
[01:01] DI: s :p
[01:02] AH: Of course not! >;P
[01:02] AH: But since they will belong to me I WILL MAKE THEM THE COOLEST!!
[01:02] DI: ;/ i would like to see that happen
[01:03] DI: oh wait
[01:03] DI: it doesnt
[01:03] DI: I said so
[01:03] DI: FROM THE FUTURE
[01:04] AH: Aaah. :P
[01:04] DI: >:P
[01:04] AH: So I guess my powers allow me to be an astronaut?
[01:04] AH: Laaame. :T
[01:04] DI: or something :/ who knows
[01:04] DI: maybe they are cooler?
[01:05] AH: I wonder if they have water and video games in space.
[01:05] AH: o:
[01:06] DI: no water
[01:06] DI: but maybe games
[01:07] AH: Aww, but that's not a world I want to live in.
[01:07] DI: yeah haha well
[01:07] DI: you just have to wait
[01:07] DI: to see what kinda shit you get
[01:08] AH: Future you is laaame. ;P He should just tell us!
[01:08] AH: Current you would, right?! :D
[01:08] DI: of course i would!
[01:09] DI: but future me is all STABLE TIME LINES BLUH BLUH BLUH
[01:09] DI: and shit
[01:09] AH: Oh hold on I need more WATER!! :D
[01:09] DI: :o
[01:10] AH: Ok I'm back!
[01:10] DI: welcome back
[01:10] DI: so yeah
[01:11] DI: im all great and powery now
[01:11] DI: which is cool
[01:12] AH: Hmm, well...I am BATMAN!! >:O
[01:12] DI: ok robin
[01:13] AH: Pffft.
[01:13] AH: NOPE!
[01:13] DI: fine sorry
[01:13] DI: aqualad
[01:14] DI: >:)
[01:14] AH: You know what! Aqualad is just fine for now!
[01:14] AH: Because I have to go and give my dog a bath. :(
[01:15] DI: oh :/ have fun with that :p i willbe training my superpowers
[01:15] AH: So see you later, Aquaman!
[01:15] AH: ;P
[01:15] -- addictiveHero [AH] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 01:15 --
then DS
as seen in his post
MAN you are so excited that you dont even care how unsleuthlike you sounded!
=====> be the puppetmaster, who is also a crossdressing costume designer
Sam Aracana
A poem i wrote for Greer
My dark room is lighted by the glow of a screen
Before me a vision, unlike one I have ever seen
She makes me smile and laugh, and helps pass the days
Who is this woman, who lights up my life?
Greer is her name
and we met by fate, a random occurrence
not a minute too late, for she captured my heart
and I captured hers, a meeting that happened
when we needed eachother most.
She is beautiful and funny
A great writer and a good leader
I couldn’t ask for anyone greater
And I never would, For she is the girl of my dreams
And my dreams have never been sweeter
-- depressedScientist [DS] began pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 16:50 --
[04:50] DS: hey kevin
[04:50] DS: how are you doing?
[04:51] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] looks down at his computer, noticingthe flashingsymbol --
[04:51] DS: oh
[04:51] DI: some anxious john is pestering you
[04:51] DI: hello my friend
[04:51] DS: hey again
[04:52] DS: so how are you doing?
[04:52] DI: whats a scientificwizard like you up to?
[04:52] DI: quite fine my man quite find
[04:52] DS: oh just playing around with some chemicals.......
[04:52] DS: you could even say I'm doing shenANIGANS!
[04:53] DI: an ace dick like me dares not venture into schenanigans
[04:53] DS:
[04:54] DS: solve any good "mysteries" lATELY?
[04:54] DI: late]ly?
[04:54] DS: yes laTELY
[04:54] DI: why yes i did
[04:54] DS: i might want to try that sometime...
[04:55] DS: ursula is one right now. have YOU TALKED TO Her?
[04:55] DI: yes haah yes i have
[04:55] DS: i'll probably do that in soon
[04:56] DS: soon*
[04:56] DI: and are youTOUGH enough tobe an ace dick?
[04:56] DS: haHA
[04:56] DS: i don't know
[04:56] DS: but maybe i can auTO-PARRY YOUr statement by saying i'LL TRY!
[04:56] DI: i think you will be able to friend heh
[04:57] -- depressedScientist [DS] uses a Vial of Shenanigans on DI --
[04:57] DI: you seem like a sturdy chap
[04:57] DI: dear lord man!
[04:57] DI: shenanigans everywhere
[04:57] DS: haha
[04:57] DI: heh
[04:57] DI: so my friend
[04:57] DS: haha
[04:57] DS: yes?
[04:58] DI: how have you been how is your fancy smancy science going>
[04:58] DS: oh it's going well
[04:58] DI: yeah
[04:58] DS: i mean i haven't had any good discoveries lately :/
[04:58] DI: any new concoctions
[04:58] DI: no:/
[04:58] DI: well that blows
[04:58] DS: but the vial of shenaNIGANS IS NEw
[04:58] DS: acutally
[04:59] DS: actuallY*
[04:59] DI: hmm?
[04:59] DS: the vial of shenaNIGANS IS NEw, like i said
[04:59] DS: but other than that, i haven't diSCOVERED ANYTHing else good lately :/
[04:59] DI: oh :/
[05:00] DI: well practice makes perfect
[05:00] DS: yep!
[05:00] DS: oops, I have a little problem. talk to yoU IN A COUPle minutes!
-- depressedScientist [DS] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 17:26 --
Whoops, it looks like your chemicals spilled. Better remember to clean those up.
Oh look, AH is on! Well, lets talk to her! Better start talking to DI again soon, too.
-- addictiveHero [AH] began pestering depressedScientist [DS] at 17:16 --
[05:16] AH: Hi c:
[05:16] DS: hey
[05:17] DS: how are you doing, ursula?
[05:17] AH: I'm doing fine!
[05:17] AH: c:
[05:17] AH: how are you??
[05:18] DS: good, just made a new brew for my vials!
[05:18] -- depressedScientist [DS] tosses the newly made Vial of Shenanigans towards Ursula --
[05:18] DS: haha
[05:18] AH: O:
[05:18] AH: What's it do?? :F
[05:19] DS: shenanigans >.>
[05:19] AH: >w> What kind of SHENANIGANS!!
[05:19] DS: if you want to know really badly, then it makes a sticky, gooey mess
[05:19] AH: O:
[05:20] DS: hAAHAHAHAHAhahaha
[05:20] AH: BAAAD SCIENTIST!! :P Making a big mess!!
[05:20] -- depressedScientist [DS] hands Ursula one of his home-made muffins --
[05:21] DS: it a non-exploding muffin, gosh
[05:21] AH: Oooh!! THAT'S THE BEST KIND!!
[05:21] AH:
[05:21] DS: haha
[05:22] DS: one sec, kevin is pestERING ME
[05:22] AH: Ok.
[05:23] DS: okay i'm back
[05:23] AH: Welcome back!! C:
[05:23] DS: haha
[05:23] DS: thanKS
[05:23] -- depressedScientist [DS] changed their mood to CHUMMY --
[05:24] AH: Did Kevin tell you about the GAME?? D
[05:24] DS: what game?
[05:24] AH: o: Apparently Hannah won some games in some kind of contest.
[05:24] AH: IT'S A MULTIPLAYER GAME!!! DD
[05:24] DS: oh
[05:24] DS: yay!
[05:24] DS: haha
[05:24] AH: I'm so excited!!
[05:25] DS: yeah that sounds liKE IT COULD BE PRETTY fun!
[05:25] AH: I don't know much other than that though. Hannah and Kevin most likely know more.
[05:25] DS: i dunno, lemme ask him
[05:25] AH: But one thing is for sure, I WILL BE THE HERO!! >
[05:27] DS: what if we're all the hero's ?
[05:27] DS: oh wait, i can't be the hero, i'll be too busy peRFORMING SHENANIgans
[05:27] AH: o: Well then I'll just have to be a better hero~
[05:27] AH: EPIC MESSY SHENANIGANS! D
[05:27] AH:
[05:28] DS:
[05:29] DS: kevin said that he and HANNAH HAD A LONG CHat about the game, so if you WANT TO KNOW MOre, you might wanna pester him!
[05:30] DS: kevin says it's kinda like "the sims"
[05:30] AH: The sims is awesome. :d
[05:30] DS:
[05:31] AH: I already talked to Kevin about it though so if I want to know more it's probably best to pester Hannah
[05:31] AH: I'll just have to keep my eyes out for her to log on.
[05:31] DS: yeah
[05:31] DS: me toO
[05:32] AH: Mister mad scientist~ Make me a POTION THAT SHRINKS PEOPLE!!
[05:33] AH: Like that one movie!!
[05:33] DS: i'm working on that right now, actually
[05:33] DS: lets hope it worKS!
[05:33] AH: SWEET!!
[05:33] DS: ooh, you betteR WATCH OUT, KEVIn says that you could "never outplay" him!
[05:33] DS: quoted for truth
[05:34] AH: O:<
[05:34] AH: Of course I could!! I'M THE MASTER OF GAMES!!
[05:36] DS: kevin just told me this:
[05:36] DS: "hahaha but tell her that she is messing with a master SLEUTH, and alll around TOUGH guy and i will be victorious"
[05:36] DS: :O
[05:36] AH: O:
[05:36] DS: sounds like you got a run for your money!
[05:37] AH: He won this round....
[05:37] AH: >.>
[05:37] DS: of course, i'm gonna try to win, too!
[05:37] DS: the shenanigans are on my side.......
[05:38] AH: I just might have to steal these "shenanigans". >
[05:38] AH: Muhahahaha then all the WINNING WILL BE MINE!!
[05:38] DS: you can't! i have all of the shenanigans
[05:38] DS: ALL OF THEM
[05:38] DS: let me go check on my chemicals really quick
[05:39] AH: :c Maybe I could just have some shenanigans.
[05:39] AH: Ok
[05:40] -- depressedScientist [DS] hands ursula one Vial of Shenanigans --
[05:40] AH: YES!!
[05:40] AH: Now the game is SET!! I will rain victorious!! C:
[05:40] DS: ahah! i have an auto-pARRY TO YOUR STATEMEnt
[05:41] DS: my strife specibus is set to vialkind, and yours is not
[05:41] AH: OH SNAP!
[05:41] DS: and, i am the master of SHENANIGANS SO I WILL PREVAIL
[05:41] DS: I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE ANOTHER CARD TO ADD TO YOUR SPECIBUS >.>
[05:42] AH: Sadly no. (
[05:42] DS: aww
[05:42] DS: maybe i can make one
[05:42] DS: with SHENANIGANS
[05:42] DS: since i am the master!
[05:42] AH: D Yes the science of SHENANIGANS WILL PROvAIL!!
[05:42] DS: provaIL? WHAT'S PROvail?
[05:43] AH: o: I don't know how to spell the correct word...
[05:43] DS: nonetheless, i will be the one provailing!
[05:43] DS: it's p-r-e-v-a-i-l, haha
[05:43] AH: Hahaha! Spelling mishap strikes again.
[05:44] -- depressedScientist [DS] tosses the experimental Vial of Shrinkage at Ursula --
[05:44] DS: did it work?
[05:44] AH: Nope.
[05:44] DS:
[05:44] -- depressedScientist [DS] tosses the other Vial of Shrinkage, but with a different mixture --
[05:45] DS: did it work?
[05:45] AH: Which sucks!! 'Cause the world would have been so COOL FROM A TINY POINT OF VIEW
[05:45] DS: what about the other one?
[05:45] DS: i had two different mixtures :/
[05:45] AH: OH GOD MY PESTERCHUM IS TINY NOW!
[05:45] AH: Cool!!
[05:45] AH:
[05:45] DS: :O
[05:45] DS: wait
[05:45] DS: that means it's a Vial of GROWTH
[05:46] DS: because i threw it at YOU
[05:46] AH:
[05:46] DS: have no fear
[05:46] -- depressedScientist [DS] goes to get the antidote for batch two --
[05:46] -- depressedScientist [DS] throws the mixture at ursula --
[05:46] DS: one second, my sister is calling me
[05:46] DS: be right back
[05:46] AH: Ok.
[05:48] DS: okay, i'm back
[05:48] DS: so did the antidote work?
[05:48] AH: Yep like a charm. C:
[05:48] DS: SHENANIGANS , I SAY
[05:49] DS: i wish any of our other friend were on :c
[05:49] AH: Yeah its lonely right now. My chumlist looks so sad.
[05:50] DS: yeah
[05:50] DS: maybe i can use the power of shenaNIGANS TO MAKE CHUMs?
[05:50] DS: nah, that wouldn't be the same :/
[05:50] AH: Yeah probably not.
[05:51] DS: kevin said he would be back on soon, though!
[05:51] DS: he's just eating dinner
[05:51] AH: Oh
[05:52] DS: he said be on later, because he should be back soon
[05:52] DS: -should-
[05:53] AH: Ok cool. C:
[05:53] DS: but i really can't wait until hannah gets back on!
[05:53] DS: i wan't to ask her about the game
[05:53] AH: YES!!
[05:54] DS: excuse me,
[05:54] DS: i mean the game whICH I WILL WIN!
[05:54] DS: >
[05:54] DS: through extensive SHENANIGANS
[05:55] AH: NO!! I WILL WIN THIS GAME!
[05:55] AH: That is considering this is a game that can be won.
[05:55] DS: what games can't be won?
[05:55] AH: The sims.
[05:55] AH: :P
[05:56] DS: true, but what MULTIPLAYER games can't be won?
[06:00] -- depressedScientist [DS] tosses a Vial of Shenanigans towards Ursula --
[06:00] AH: O:<
[06:00] DS: >
[06:00] DS: ;D
[06:01] AH: I'm gonna go chat with Hannah about this game. c:
[06:01] DS: fill me in with whatever you find out, i'm gonna talk to kevin some more!
[06:01] AH: Ok bye talk to ya later.
[06:02] DS: ok bye!
-- addictiveHero [AH] ceased pestering depressedScientist [DS] at 18:02 --
-- depressedScientist [DS] began pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 17:29 --
[05:26] DS: hey kevin!
[05:27] DI: hey, how are youmy fellowdick?
[05:28] DS: ursula says you might know more about the game that hannah found?
[05:28] DI: oh yeah me and the dame had a looong conversation about it
[05:28] DI: what ya wanna know
[05:29] DS: well nothing too specific
[05:29] DS: but
[05:29] DS: ursula tells me it sounds fun
[05:29] DS: but she's only heard a little :/
[05:29] DI: yeah, but the issue is
[05:29] DI: no one really knows about it
[05:29] DI: is it an adventure a mystery game
[05:29] DI: or ugh
[05:29] DI: like the sims
[05:29] DI: but nobody really knows
[05:30] DS: huh
[05:30] DI: but this flatfoot is gonna solvethis thing
[05:30] DI: and will fill ya in on the details as they come flowing in
[05:30] DS: i hope i can perform a bunch of shenanigans with the game!
[05:30] DS: thankS, KEVIN!
[05:30] DI: but she does know that it is multiplayer
[05:31] DI: so we can alll play
[05:31] DS: yeah thats what ursula knew basically
[05:31] DS: haha
[05:31] DI: your welcome my good man
[05:31] DI: well, she WAS my informant
[05:31] DS: ursula said she won the copies in a game or something?
[05:31] DS: huh, she didn't say that she told you...
[05:31] DS: :P
[05:31] DI: it was a contest and she bagged the loot in an epic victory
[05:32] DI: we had a very looooong conversation
[05:32] DS: haha, nice!
[05:32] DI: yes yes, it was
[05:32] DS: although kevin, if you wana be the one to saVE THE DAY IN THe game, you better watch out
[05:32] DI: oh? why?
[05:32] DS: ursula said she was gonna be the hero!
[05:33] DI: pfffff that dame could never out play me.
[05:33] DS: haha
[05:33] DI: i had this conversation with her like an hour ago
[05:34] DI: the race to be the hero is on and i will be victorious
[05:34] DI: AND between her lust for adventure
[05:34] DI: and MY expert sleuthing
[05:34] DS: aha
[05:34] DI: this game will be cracked in no time
[05:34] DI: every mystery
[05:34] DS: i don't know who to root for
[05:34] DI: haha dont worry about that
[05:34] DS: i'd be in the running myself, but i want to free my time for shenanigans!
[05:35] DI: you should try to use your schenanigans
[05:35] DI: TO win
[05:35] DS: ursula just auTO-PARRIEd your statement by sayiNG THAT SHE IS THE MASTER OF Games!
[05:35] DS: haha maybe i will
[05:36] DI: hahaha but tell her that she is messing with a master SLEUTH, and alll around TOUGH guy and i will be victorious
[05:37] DI: haha
[05:37] DI: and if you do
[05:37] DI: i look forward to the challange'
[05:37] DS:
[05:37] DI: a master sleuth is nothing without his rivals
[05:38] DS: good point
[05:38] DI: where would PS be with out AD?
[05:38] DI: still locked in his office
[05:38] DI: like an idiot
[05:38] DI: thats where
[05:39] DS: true
[05:39] DS: so true
[05:39] DI: heh well my mom just woke up
[05:39] DS: ursula said she's gonna try to steal my shenanigans
[05:39] DS: ha
[05:39] DS: oh?
[05:39] DI: i gotta eat dinner and oh my be careful!
[05:39] DI: haha
[05:40] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] ceased pestering depressedScientist [DS] at 17:40 --
DS: okay well bye
-- depressedScientist [DS] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 17:40 --
Oh, it seems there is a game involved! Why didn't your friends tell you sooner? Oh, well. IG is online, so you decide to tell him about the game before he feels left out.
-- depressedScientist [DS] began pestering imperfectGeneticist [IG] at 18:27 --
[06:27] DS: hey dan!
[06:27] IG: oh hi!
[06:28] DS: so how are you doing?
[06:28] IG: well i just got back from feeding one of my uncle's scorpions
[06:29] DS: ahh
[06:29] DS: sounds....dangerous
[06:29] IG: nah im safe, it's a strange communion thing, you know?
[06:29] DS: not really, haha
[06:29] DS: but ok
[06:29] IG: like my brothers and sisters, that i hate
[06:29] DS: aww
[06:30] IG: seriously! Theyre fuckin creepy.
[06:30] DS: e.e
[06:30] DS: i'll take your worD FOR IT THEn
[06:31] IG: heh you should
[06:31] IG: wouldn't it be funny if you ever came into my house?
[06:32] DS: probably, ha
[06:32] DS: i'd be causing shenanigANS ALL UP IN The place, though!
[06:33] IG: my uncle would proably yell at you
[06:33] DS: then i'd throw one of my new Vials of Shenanigans at him
[06:33] IG: then go back to having some creepy fantasy concerning him and scorpions
[06:33] DS: e.e
[06:33] DS: that sounds.... veeeeeeeeeery strange
[06:33] IG: i wont go too far into detail
[06:33] DS: you already did
[06:33] DS: heh
[06:34] IG: oh
[06:34] DS: just hearing the idea of that is unpleasant enough
[06:34] DS: haha
[06:34] DS: it's okay though
[06:34] IG: yeah but he's been surrounded all his life
[06:34] DS: true
[06:35] IG: weirdo
[06:35] IG: him not you
[06:35] DS: have you talked to ursula lately? she was talking to me, but she just went idle
[06:35] DS: and i figured you were talking about him :P
[06:35] IG: ahh
[06:36] IG: no not today
[06:36] DS: oh
[06:36] DS: so have you heard about the games that hannah won?
[06:36] IG: no.
[06:36] DS: oh
[06:36] IG: ugh ive been seriously kept out of the loop
[06:36] DS: well you can ask her about it :/
[06:36] IG: okay
[06:36] DS: ursula told me
[06:37] DS: all i know is that it's multiplayer
[06:37] IG: sweet!
[06:37] IG: you think that we can all play together?
[06:37] DS: maybe
[06:37] DS: i hope so!
[06:37] DS: i want to perform shenanigans on you guys
[06:38] IG: oh god that would be so funny
[06:38] DS: speaking of shenanigans, i used my new Vial of Shrinkage on ursula lately, but she hasen't responded in a while, like i said.
[06:38] IG: seeing it on other people i guess
[06:39] DS: true
[06:39] -- depressedScientist [DS] tosses a Vial of Shenanigans at Dan --
[06:40] IG: woah how'd you dothat
[06:40] DS: SHENANIGANS IS HOW
[06:41] IG: im scared of you
[06:41] DS: just so you know, the Vial of Shenanigans makes a sticky, gooey mess
[06:41] IG: im gonna put this somewhere else
[06:41] DS: it exploded on you >.>
[06:41] DS: it should have, at least
[06:42] IG: are you sure?
[06:42] DS: yeah
[06:42] IG: haha jk it did
[06:42] DS: lol
[06:42] DS: and kevin isn't idle anymore if oyu need to talk to him
[06:42] DS: one minute, i have to go do something for a few minutes. maybe you should talk to him?
[06:43] IG: i already am
[06:44] DS: oh good.
[06:44] DS: now lemme go check on my CHEMICals for a couPLE MINUTES, because, y'knoW, SHENANIGANs
[06:45] -- depressedScientist [DS] changed their mood to OFFLINE --
[06:54] -- depressedScientist [DS] changed their mood to CHUMMY --
[06:54] DS: okay i'm back, but i might have to go aGAIN SOON
[06:54] IG: okay
[06:54] IG: i got some more info on the game
[06:55] DS: oh?
[06:55] IG: it is currently in beta, and i believe hanna is going to send us copies
[06:55] DS: oh, well that's good
[06:55] DS: will it be digitally?
[06:55] DS: as in, how she sends them?
[06:56] DS: or will we have to trust the unreliable mail service?
[06:56] IG: unreliability unfortunately
[06:56] DS: aww
[06:57] IG: i think that we should all recieve it though
[06:57] DS: hopefully soon
[06:57] DS: ursula said that she's gonna win the game, assuming it can be won
[06:57] DS: as did kevin
[06:58] IG: sadly i have only the internet to really interact with society
[06:58] DS: yeah
[06:59] IG: living here in the far off european mountains, i forget which range
[06:59] DS:
[07:01] DS: there are so many european mountain ranges it's not even funny e.e
[07:03] IG: i know
[07:11] DS:
[07:11] IG: oh sorry
[07:12] IG: ugh Kevin he's getting my goat again
[07:12] IG: he's talking about how i might be just like my uncle
[07:12] DS: heh
[07:12] DS: :c
[07:18] DS: so
[07:19] IG: yes?
[07:19] DS: are you excited about the game?
[07:20] -- depressedScientist [DS] changed their mood to OFFLINE --
[07:20] -- imperfectGeneticist [IG] began pestering depressedScientist [DS] at 19:20 --
[07:20] IG: i guess so
[07:20] -- imperfectGeneticist [IG] ceased pestering depressedScientist [DS] at 19:20 --
[07:22] -- depressedScientist [DS] changed their mood to DISTRAUGHT --
[07:22] DS: sorry about that
[07:22] IG: nah it's okay
[07:23] DS: one of my test tubes was overflowing
[07:23] IG: ah i see
[07:24] DS: it seems like kevin is being frivilous with your goat
[07:26] IG: yeah
[07:33] DS: so are you excited about the game?
[07:33] IG: a little
[07:33] DS: hmm
[07:33] DS: what do you think it will be like?
[07:34] IG: i think it's gonna A. Absorb our whole life or B. Not even start
[07:34] DS:
[07:34] DS: that sounds...... like one whole shenanigan
[07:35] DS: one biiiiiiiiiiiiig shenanigan
[07:38] IG: it is
[07:38] DS:
Oh, look, HA is pestering you. Wonder what he wants...
-- hormoneAddict [HA] began pestering depressedScientist [DS] at 18:10 --
[06:10] HA: hi dude
[06:10] DS: hey HA
[06:11] HA: how are you ?
[06:11] DS: good
[06:11] DS: how about you?
[06:11] HA: i'm fine too
[06:11] HA: i heard we will be playing together soon
[06:12] DS: yep
[06:12] DS:
[06:13] HA: it's nice of you to have thought of me
[06:13] DS:
[06:13] HA: you know how much i like games
[06:13] DS: no problem
[06:13] DS: ahah
[06:14] HA: plus, i will me able to settle scores with that dumb detective
[06:14] HA: show him once and for all who's boss
[06:14] DS: :O
[06:16] HA: any luck with your cooking lately ?
[06:16] DS: nothing new
[06:17] HA: well, ok
[06:22] HA: who are playing with us, by the way ?
[06:23] DS: umm
[06:23] DS: MC, IG, AH, me, you
[06:23] DS: and DI
[06:23] HA: hum
[06:24] HA: who is AH ?
[06:24] DS: oh?
[06:24] HA: i don't know him
[06:24] DS: you don't know?
[06:24] DS: huh
[06:24] DS: well
[06:24] DS: first of all
[06:24] DS: AH is a girl
[06:24] DS: haha
[06:25] HA: oh
[06:25] HA: oops
[06:26] DS: haha
[06:26] DS: and AH stands for addictiveHero
[06:26] DS: her name is Ursula
[06:26] DS:
[06:26] HA: hum
[06:26] HA: nice handle
[06:26] DS:
[06:27] HA: i think i will talk to her
[06:27] HA: after all, if we are going to play together, we better know each other
[06:28] DS: she's offline right now :/
[06:29] HA: well, i'll wait then
[06:29] HA: it's not like i had anything interesting to do blocked in my house by my stupid mother
[06:33] DS:
[06:41] HA: see you later !
-- hormoneAddict [HA] ceased pestering depressedScientist [DS] at 18:41 --
Oh, wow. Now DI is pestering you. But you thought he was mad at you.... oh well, lets see what he wants.
-- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] began pestering depressedScientist [DS] at 22:29 --
[10:29] DI: DS
[10:29] DI: im still pissed at you
[10:29] DI: but fuck that for now
[10:29] DI: we need to talk
[10:29] DS: what is it?
[10:30] DS: and sorry about that
[10:30] DI: yeah yeah
[10:30] DI: whatever
[10:30] DS: well what is it?
[10:30] DI: guess who is awesome
[10:30] DS: you?
[10:30] DS: :L
[10:31] DI: FUCK YEAH
[10:31] DI: wanna know why
[10:31] DS:
[10:31] DI: wanna
[10:31] DI: know
[10:31] DS: why
[10:31] DI: why
[10:32] DI: i got shot
[10:32] DI: point blank
[10:32] DI: and am here
[10:32] DI: talkin to you
[10:32] DS: :O
[10:32] DI: now ask yourself
[10:32] DI: how does this happen
[10:32] DS: THE MATRIX
[10:32] DS: is how
[10:32] DS:
[10:33] DI: no
[10:33] DI: not at all
[10:33] DS:
[10:33] DI: turns out
[10:33] DS: SHENANIGANS?
[10:33] DS:
[10:33] DI: KINDA
[10:33] DS: OHMYGOG WHAT IS IT ALREADY
[10:33] DI: i can stop time, and rewind it and fast forward it
[10:33] DI: the world
[10:33] -- depressedScientist [DS] flips his shit --
[10:34] DI: is my VCR
[10:34] DI: oh
[10:34] DI: you flip that shit
[10:34] DI: even more
[10:34] DI: i can control where
[10:34] -- depressedScientist [DS] flips that shit even more --
[10:34] DI: i manipulate time
[10:34] DI: in small pockets
[10:34] DI: or larger areas
[10:34] DI: AND
[10:35] DI: i found out because of a mysterious message to MC
[10:35] -- depressedScientist [DS] flips that shit to the infinite power --
[10:35] DI: I will be able to time travel soon
[10:35] DS: :O
[10:35] DI: just gotta train a bit >
[10:35] DS: whut
[10:35] DS: :O
[10:35] DI: EXACTLY
[10:36] DI: so you know what this means
[10:37] DI: >
[10:37] DS: what
[10:37] DS: SHENANIGANS?
[10:37] DI: well that
[10:37] DI: and
[10:37] DI: you are friends
[10:37] DS:
[10:37] DI: with a superhero
[10:37] DI:
[10:37] DS: I thought you hated me
[10:37] DS: haha
[10:37] DI: i dont hate you
[10:37] DS:
[10:38] DI: im just mad at you and am gonna time hit you someday
[10:38] DS: :O
[10:38] DS: >implyig I don't get any super powers :P
[10:38] DS: implying*
[10:38] DS: ack
[10:39] DI: maybe youwill
[10:39] DI: maybe you wont
[10:39] DI: but
[10:39] DS: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[10:39] DI: timehit will happen
[10:39] -- depressedScientist [DS] flips that shit to the infinite power --
[10:40] DS: OHSHI
[10:40] -- depressedScientist [DS] is timehit --
[10:40] DI:
[10:40] DS:
[10:40] DI: thank youfuture me
[10:40] DS: :O
[10:40] DS: curse you future DI
[10:40] DS: haha
[10:40] DS: ONE DAY
[10:40] DS: i might do something about you
[10:40] DS: haha
[10:40] DI:
[10:40] DI: do it
[10:40] DI:
[10:41] DS: >implying I can
[10:41] DS: you are like, flipping your shit
[10:41] DS: and by shit,
[10:41] DS: i mean words
[10:41] DS: one minute you hate me
[10:41] DS: one minute you prank me
[10:41] DS: one minute you say might do something
[10:41] DS: the next you say i can
[10:41] DS: haha
[10:42] DS: i might*
[10:42] DS: one minute you say i might do something*
[10:42] DS: ack
[10:42] DI: dont make me timehit again
[10:42] -- depressedScientist [DS] is timehit again --
[10:42] DS:
[10:43] DS: dang, future you is a jackass
[10:43] DS: haha
[10:43] DI: FUTURE ME ISAWESME
[10:43] -- depressedScientist [DS] is timehit thirty more times --
[10:43] DS: naw, i think jackass is good
[10:44] DI:
[10:44] DS:
[10:44] DI: no more timehits
[10:44] DS:
[10:44] DI: but isnt thiscool!
[10:44] DS: yeah, i guess
[10:44] DS: :P
[10:45] DI: MC might have powers too
[10:45] DS: oh?
[10:45] DI: yeah
[10:45] DI: mind control shit
[10:45] DS:
[10:46] DI: yah
[10:46] DI: she almost made me look dumb
[10:46] DI: but whatever
[10:46] DS: haha
[10:46] DS: what did she do
[10:46] DI: sent the suggestion
[10:46] DI: to
[10:46] DI: stick out my tounge
[10:46] DS:
[10:46] DI: and touch mynose
[10:46] DS: what? she should have gone old school
[10:46] DS: pat your head and rubbing your belly
[10:46] DS: is WAYYYYYYYYYY more shenanigans
[10:47] DI: psshhh
[10:47] DS: brb
[10:47] DS: gotta check on mah chemicals
[10:47] DI: ok
[10:47] DS: and if you timehit me
[10:47] DS: i will flip my shit
[10:48] DS: and be severely harmed
[10:48] DS: >:O
[10:48] DI: oh i will
[10:49] DS: OSHI
[10:49] DS: IT BURNS
[10:50] DI:
[10:50] DS: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[10:50] DI: uhhhhh
[10:50] DI: whats up
[10:50] DI: ?
[10:50] DS: IT BURNS
[10:50] DS: LIKE I SAID
[10:50] DS: OWW
[10:53] DS: okay i got in the chemical shower and its mostly alright now
[10:53] DS: i just have a giant GAPING HOLE OF FLESH IN MY ARM
[10:54] DI: thats good!
[10:54] DI: BESTTIMESLAPEVA?
[10:54] DS: nope
[10:54] DS: WORSTTIMESLAPEVA
[10:54] DI:
[10:54] DS: seriously, man
[10:55] DS: you're lucky my lab is sterile
[10:55] DI: sorry
[10:55] DI: i uh
[10:55] DI: didnt mean it
[10:55] DS: or else i could have gotten badly infected
[10:55] DS:
[10:55] DS: well you could always leave a note to your future self to not do it
[10:55] DS: haha
[10:55] DI: uh
[10:55] DI: that might
[10:55] DI: uhhh
[10:56] DI: mess up the continum
[10:56] DS:
[10:56] DS: ok
[10:56] DS: i'll live with a fucking HOLE IN THE SKIN ON MY ARM
[10:56] DS: :x
[10:57] DI: yah
[10:57] DI: thats life man
[10:57] DS: says the time-traveller
[10:57] DI: yeah well
[10:57] DI: im amazing
[10:57] DI: so
[10:57] DI: it hapend
[10:57] DI: *happens
[10:57] DI:
[10:57] DI: but still
[10:58] DS: oh really
[10:58] DS: damn
[10:58] DS: that hurts DX
[10:58] DI: im sorry
[10:59] DI: no more
[10:59] DS: its okay
[10:59] DS: well it isn't okay
[10:59] DS: but it is
[10:59] DI: i wont slap you again
[10:59] DS: haha
[10:59] DI: hey
[10:59] DS: you can slap me
[10:59] DI: youbetrayed my trust
[10:59] DI: so
[10:59] DS: just when i say don't slap me
[10:59] DS: don't slap me
[10:59] DI: now we are even
[10:59] DI: andok
[10:59] DS: so i tell MC to not look a gift horse in the mouth
[10:59] DS: AND I GET A FUCKING HOLE IN MY ARM
[10:59] DS: not very fair, if you ask me
[11:00] DI: sorry dude
[11:00] DI: i didnt know
[11:00] DS: again, its okay
[11:00] DS: well not okay
[11:00] DS: haha
[11:00] DS: but :P
[11:00] DI: it would burn ya arm off
[11:00] DS: haha
[11:00] DS: lucky i have a chemical shower >:O
[11:04] DS:
[11:04] DI: yeah otherwise
[11:04] DS: haha yeah
[11:04] DI: i would have to call youstumpy
[11:04] DS: no no no
[11:05] DS: i can't perform surgery on my one-armed self
[11:05] DS: so i would be dead
[11:05] DS: haha
[11:05] DS: so you are very lucky
[11:05] DS: my good friend
[11:05] DI: yes yes i am
[11:05] DI: andso are you
[11:05] DS: haha
[11:05] DI: to have a time traveller
[11:05] DI: as a buddy
[11:05] DS: haha
[11:06] DI: futureme
[11:06] DS: give me a couple minutes
[11:06] DI: is awesme
[11:06] DS: lemme bandage my arm
[11:06] DS: so brb
[11:08] DI: ok man have fun
[11:08] DS: wait no i'm done
[11:08] DS:
[11:08] DI: how does it feel
[11:08] DS: my arm
[11:08] DS: mostly good now
[11:08] DS: i mean
[11:09] DS: most of the nerves are deadened :P
[11:10] DI: oh so if i think to myself to punch you there via time
[11:10] DI: it wonthurt
[11:10] DS: no it would hurt
[11:10] DS: and probably break my arm
[11:11] DI: oops......
[11:11] DS: its just i wouldn't feel it too much
[11:11] -- depressedScientist [DS] is timepunches --
[11:11] DS: WTF
[11:11] DI: SORRRY
[11:11] DI: i cnat control the guy
[11:11] DS: GOSHHHHHHHHHH
[11:11] DS: do you want me to die
[11:11] DS: i mean
[11:11] DS: seriously
[11:12] DI: hey
[11:12] DS: i swear
[11:12] DS: if i ever do get powers like you
[11:12] DI: im sorry
[11:12] DS: or rather, like you did
[11:12] DS: i'mm have an epic battle
[11:12] DI:
[11:12] DS: and it will be epic
[11:12] DS: and possibly involve someone else
[11:12] DI: epic battle huh? with someone else?\
[11:13] DS: maybe
[11:13] DS: probably either AH or HA
[11:13] DS: haha
[11:13] DS: or should I say
[11:13] DS: HAH
[11:13] DS:
[11:13] DS: one sec, my sister is calling me
[11:13] DS: brb
[11:14] DI: HAH
[11:14] DI: ok
[11:14] DI: talk later
[11:15] DS: back
[11:15] DS: :L
[11:15] DS: so
[11:15] DI: yeah?
[11:15] DS: do dan or ursula have super powers?
[11:15] DS: if they do i'mma flip my shit
[11:15] DS: again
[11:16] DI: weeellll
[11:16] DI: uh
[11:16] DI: future me mentioned some stuff about powers.....
[11:16] DS: and if jack has any
[11:16] DS: and i don't
[11:16] DI: but he is too vauge
[11:16] DS: then timekill me now
[11:16] DI: ok
[11:16] DI: will do
[11:17] -- depressedScientist [DS] is TIME KILLED --
[11:17] DS: PSYCHE
[11:17] DI: haha i know
[11:17] DI: you cant trick a sleuth
[11:17] DS: so
[11:17] DS: anything else a mazing happen lately?
[11:17] DS: amazing*
[11:17] DS: ack
[11:17] DI: oh
[11:17] DI: you know
[11:17] DI: TIME
[11:17] DS: i mean aside from that
[11:18] DI: and PSYCHIC FRIEND
[11:18] DS: what
[11:18] DS: oh yeah
[11:18] DS: haha
[11:18] DI: no not really
[11:18] DS: huh
[11:18] DI: nothing much goin on
[11:18] DS: ahh
[11:18] DS: aside from
[11:18] DS: y/know
[11:18] DI: me and HA gonna kill eachother
[11:18] DS: TIME
[11:18] DS: y'know*
[11:18] DS: :O
[11:18] DS: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[11:18] DI: yes
[11:18] DI: he has a date
[11:18] DI: with my gun
[11:18] DS: haha
[11:18] DS: so
[11:19] DS: can we promise that you won't timehit me again
[11:19] DS: until i at least can defend myself?
[11:19] DS: :L
[11:19] DI: but really, im just gonna beat him at the game
[11:19] DI: fine
[11:19] DS: haha
[11:19] DI: no more hits
[11:19] DS: thanks bro
[11:19] DS: that means a lot
[11:19] DI: you are welcome
[11:20] DS: or rather, doesn't mean a lot, since stuff goes like it should in a normal situation :P
[11:20] DS: but at the same time it does
[11:20] DS: lol
[11:21] DI: DS
[11:21] DI: sometimes
[11:21] DS:
[11:21] DI: you confuse me
[11:21] DS: haha
[11:21] DS: good >
[11:22] DI: nooo
[11:22] DI: not good
[11:22] DS:
[11:22] DI: dude
[11:22] DS: yes
[11:22] DS: very good
[11:22] DS: haha
[11:22] DS:
[11:22] DI: im exhausted
[11:22] DS: aww
[11:23] DI: yeah,this time stuff
[11:23] DS: haha
[11:23] DI: is wearing me out
[11:23] DS: how do you think i feel?
[11:23] DS: i've almost died like twice today
[11:23] DS: all because of TIME SHIT
[11:23] DI: yeah
[11:23] DI: but you will get better
[11:24] DS:
[11:24] DS: hopefully
[11:24] DS: haha
[11:24] DI: its gonna be fine
[11:24] DS: so
[11:24] DS: talk to you later?
[11:26] DI: yeah man
[11:26] DI: talk later!
[11:26] DS: okay bye i guess
[11:26] DI: bye
-- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] ceased pestering depressedScientist [DS] at 23:26 --
Dang. Superpowers. What.
You don't know what to say on the matter.
That's really all there is to say on the matter.
There is no criminal mastermind here. Just a bored kid.
==> Fine, be the bored kid
You suceed in being the bored kid.
You are Jack Martin. You are so bored it hurts. You decide to go on ebay, see if there is any sweet maces to buy, as a nice addition to your collection.
And...
Turns out here is ! Wow, this one is beautiful ! The auction ends in 30 minutes. You have to make sure to be there to snipe that one.
And someone is conveniently pestering you ! That will help pass the time.
[08:18] -- imperfectGeneticist [IG] began pestering hormoneAddict [HA] at 20:18 --
[08:18] IG: hey
[08:18] HA: hello
[08:19] IG: so how are you
[08:19] IG: or something
[08:19] HA: well same old
[08:19] IG: that's interesting
[08:19] HA: still bored to death
[08:20] HA: what about you ?
[08:20] IG: oh hey uncles calling be back in a bit
[08:20] HA: ok
[08:26] IG: back
[08:27] HA: i just saw this beautiful mace on ebay
[08:27] HA: i hope i have saved enough to buy it
[08:27] IG: mace collecting?
[08:27] HA: yeah
[08:27] HA: i have quite a lot of them now
[08:28] IG: honestly, isn't one enough to protect you?
[08:28] HA: i find them beautiful
[08:28] HA: plus it pisses off the old lady
[08:28] HA: and that's priceless
[08:28] IG: your mom?
[08:28] HA: yeah
[08:28] IG: she can't be THAT old
[08:29] HA: i guess so
[08:29] HA: so what are you up to ?
[08:29] IG: my uncle keeps ranting about shooting stars and meteors and shit
[08:30] IG: thinking i care
[08:30] HA: sounds
[08:30] HA: interesting ?
[08:30] IG: he shouldn't ethier
[08:30] IG: i mean he's an etymologist
[08:30] IG: wait fuck
[08:30] IG: (guh
[08:31] IG: arachnologist
[08:31] HA: hum
[08:31] IG: he should be staring at his fuckin creepy ass spiders
[08:31] HA: he kills bugs for a living ?
[08:32] IG: no he keeps them alive
[08:32] HA: what a shame
[08:33] IG: he LOoooooOOOOOOVES them
[08:33] HA: i certainly don't see why
[08:33] HA: bugs are weak creatures
[08:34] IG: oh not ours
[08:34] IG: theyre fucking deadly
[08:34] IG: poison and shit
[08:34] HA: really ?
[08:34] HA: i would love some of this poison
[08:34] HA: i could cover one of my maces with it
[08:35] IG: what's with you and murder?
[08:35] IG: i mean bugs i can understand
[08:35] IG: and if it's only for them i think youre kinda goin over board
[08:36] HA: nah, killing bugs is childish
[08:36] IG: oh?
[08:36] HA: and i don't want to kill anyone
[08:36] HA: i couldn't anyway even if i wanted to
[08:37] IG: i know
[08:37] IG: your handle
[08:37] IG: it always looks like youre laughing at me
[08:38] HA: why is that ?
[08:39] HA: oh, HA
[08:39] HA: never figured oO
[08:39] IG: it's really mocking
[08:39] IG: it makes me agitated
[08:39] HA: well that was not the point
[08:40] HA: but i like my handle as it is
[08:41] IG: ohkay
[08:42] HA: it makes me look like i'm addicted to some cool, dark stuff
[08:42] IG: are you though?
[08:42] HA: well no
[08:42] HA: i'm just a fucking diabetic
[08:42] HA: no big deal
[08:43] HA: could have had something cool
[08:43] IG: what's that?
[08:43] HA: diabete ?
[08:44] HA: well just some genetic bullshit
[08:44] HA: my body can't process the sugar i eat
[08:44] HA: so it stays in my blood and might kill me
[08:44] HA: so i have to inject myself with insuline
[08:45] HA: which is an hormone who allows me to process the sugar
[08:45] HA: and if i don't, i die
[08:46] -- imperfectGeneticist [IG] ceased pestering hormoneAddict [HA] at 20:46 --
[08:47] -- imperfectGeneticist [IG] changed their mood to CHUMMY --
[08:47] -- imperfectGeneticist [IG] began pestering hormoneAddict [HA] at 20:47 --
[08:47] IG: sorry about that
[08:47] IG: fucking computers
[08:48] HA: no problem
[08:48] IG: so tell me
[08:48] IG: what's diabetes?
[08:48] IG: (thats an ic question)
[08:48] HA: fuck man
[08:49] HA: i just made this big explanation for you and you didn't get it because of your computer problems
[08:49] IG: yeah D:
[08:49] HA: [08:44] HA: well just some genetic bullshit [08:44] HA: my body can't process the sugar i eat [08:44] HA: so it stays in my blood and might kill me [08:44] HA: so i have to inject myself with insuline [08:45] HA: which is an hormone who allows me to process the sugar [08:45] HA: and if i don't, i die
[08:50] IG: oh
[08:50] IG: im sorry about that
[08:50] HA: no problem
[08:50] HA: it's no inconvenience, it's not like insuline was hard to find
[08:50] HA: i could have had a cool disease
[08:51] HA: like jason Statham in that movie
[08:51] HA: if he has not enough adrenaline, he dies
[08:51] IG: umm i don't want that
[08:51] HA: so he is forces to do all this crazy dangerous cool stuff
[08:51] IG: i don't like the sound of that
[08:52] HA: man, you have no idea how cool it would be
[08:52] HA: well, exept that he ends up dying
[08:52] IG: but either way yeah
[08:52] HA: but man what a thrill he had !
[08:53] IG: :/
[08:54] HA: anyways, i should go
[08:54] HA: i have to snipe that mace on ebay
[08:54] HA: see you around
Ok, time to show your skills. You know exactly how long it takes for your connection to reach ebay's servers, and you wait for that last magical moment. You wait, you wait, you click!, and...
GOT IT !
==> Make a dance of joy
That would be a terribly humilliating thing to do !
Making fun of this lame wannabe detective always makes your day !
You decide to play a little with your maces, swinging them around, all that stuff, when you suddently hear the sound of your mother's voice yelling at you.
Stop with all that stuff ! You're going to hurt yourself !
Leave me alone, mom !
I don't even know why I let you keep all that dangerous stuff !
I said leave me alone !
One day, you will come home and all of this shit will be gone !
Then you should LET ME OUT OF THE FUCKING HOUSE !
No answer. God you hate her !
You swing your maces again for a while, just to piss her off, but the heart isn't there anymore. You soon return to your computer, only to see someone pestered you.
[03:12] -- hormoneAddict [HA] began pestering addictiveHero [AH] at 03:12 --
[03:12] AH: o:
[03:12] HA: hello
[03:12] AH: Hello?
[03:12] AH: Hi
[03:12] HA: i'm Jack
[03:12] AH: Oh hello Jack.
[03:12] AH: c: I'm Ursula.
[03:12] HA: i believe we will play Sburb together
[03:12] AH: OH! Really?
[03:12] AH: Cool.
[03:13] HA: yes
[03:13] HA: just wanted to know you a bit
[03:13] AH: :D I'm always up more friends.
[03:13] HA: i think it is always better to know ones teammates
[03:13] AH: Well all you need to know is that I WILL BE THE HERO NO MATTER WHAT THE GAME!! :D
[03:14] HA: ok, be the hero
[03:14] HA: let me be the awsome played :)
[03:14] AH: O:
[03:15] AH: Oh I am always getting serve'd.
[03:15] AH: No matter what!
[03:15] AH: Hahaha!
[03:15] HA: well, this is collaborative game, right
[03:15] HA: so no competition
[03:15] AH: Hmm, I think so. I really don't know much about this game
[03:15] HA: exept of course with that fraud of a detective
[03:16] HA: i will show him my overwhelming superiority
[03:16] HA: and overskill him on every aspect of the game !
[03:16] HA: but you are fine :)
[03:16] AH: Not if I over SKILL YOU BOTH!
[03:16] AH: :D
[03:17] HA: is that so ?
[03:17] AH: Because that's what HEROES DO!! >:)
[03:17] HA: ok then
[03:17] HA: it's on
[03:17] HA: it's on like it's never been on before
[03:17] HA: i will show you some sick gamer skills
[03:17] AH: O: Nope! You can't beat this HERO!!
[03:17] HA: so sick your eyes will pop right out of your skull
[03:17] AH: NO ONE CAN!!
[03:17] AH: >:)
[03:18] AH: Ew.
[03:18] AH: Haha,
[03:18] HA: and fell like bloody little candy on the floor
[03:18] AH: Hmm, so then if I am a hero then you are...
[03:18] AH: A villan!
[03:18] AH: D:
[03:18] HA: only attached by your nerves still full of my awsomeness
[03:18] AH: villian*
[03:19] AH: Yeah I think thats right.
[03:19] AH: :D
[03:19] HA: you saw through my peace mascarade
[03:19] HA: well done, hero
[03:19] HA: but we shall meet again
[03:19] AH: O
[03:19] AH: O:
[03:20] AH: And when we do I shall rain victorious!
[03:20] AH: :)
[03:21] AH: Haha! Now I'm soo EXCITED FOR THIS GAME!!
[03:21] AH: Two rivals to beat!!
[03:21] AH: Even if its a collab game.
[03:21] AH: I will be the winner.
[03:21] HA: two ?
[03:21] AH: Kevin and now you!!
[03:21] AH: Friendly rival of course!
[03:21] AH: :D
[03:21] AH: rivals*
[03:22] HA: he is your rival too ?
[03:22] HA: interesting
[03:22] AH: Yep!!
[03:22] AH: We're partner sleuths! >:D
[03:23] AH: Although I'm more of a hero then a sleuth
[03:23] HA: really ? so I will have to beat you both
[03:23] HA: and show you justice never wins !
[03:23] AH: As will I!
[03:23] AH: O:
[03:23] AH: Oh I will show you that HEROES ALWAYS WIN!!
[03:23] AH: Hhahaha!!
[03:25] HA: well, i have to prepare myself for the game
[03:25] HA: preparation is the essence of a good crime mastermind
[03:25] HA: farewell
On second though, you enjoyed that. You are so excited about this game, like you have never been for any game before. Even if you know basically nothing of it yet.
You have locked up your last asian schoolgirl, you sick fuck.
You know what, fuck it. Not worth it. You head down your hallway and into the bugroom for the usual confrontation.
STRIFE!!!
Your uncle just walks away and pats your head, cold.
You enter your room, and head to your computer.
You have a conversation that was had before
[19:39] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] began pestering imperfectGeneticist [IG] at 19:39 --
[19:40] IG: hi!
[19:40] DI: hey there fella
[19:40] DI: howzzit goin
[19:41] IG: i just heard hannah won this game or some other hubbub
[19:42] DI: well my good man, you heard correctly
[19:42] DI: she did and it is on route to her house as we speak
[19:42] IG: that's good
[19:42] IG: to hear correctly, i could care less about the state of the games transportation
[19:43] DI: buttrasportation
[19:43] DI: is key my good man
[19:44] IG: i guess so
[19:45] DI: otherwise, how in the blazes would it show up at our doorstep for us to play
[19:45] DI: /
[19:45] IG: wait we're going to get it as well?
[19:46] DI: she told me that she got multiple copies and we would all get to play
[19:46] IG: hells bells!
[19:46] IG: now we're cooking with petrol!
[19:46] DI: {OOC: i am loving the dream tower idea}
[19:47] DI: (congrats on that )
[19:47] IG: (thanks!)
[19:48] DI: sir, this game is an enigma and and an adventure
[19:48] DI: as nobody knows quite what its about
[19:49] IG: hmm yes
[19:49] DI: (and no thank YOU)
[19:49] IG: but detective sir, tell me, is the game necessarily "complete"?
[19:49] IG: (no YOU)
[19:50] DI: no clue my dear watson no clue
[19:50] IG: i see sir
[19:51] DI: yes, the game does not even have boxart yet, or a rating by the ESRB
[19:51] DI: so it is a total puzzzle
[19:51] DI: a puzzle i am going to solve
[19:52] IG: hmm i think i may have an answer, the game must be in beta!
[19:52] DI: gasp! startling revelation
[19:52] IG: all of the clues point towards it!
[19:53] DI: haha of course
[19:53] DI: something a sleuth of MY caliber
[19:53] DI: knew all along
[19:53] DI: i was just giving you the chance to solve it for yourself
[19:54] DI: hahahahaha
[19:54] IG: of course sir, or course ;3
[19:54] DI: good show my man
[19:54] DI: good show
[19:55] IG: thank you, thank you
[19:55] DI: *golfclap*
[19:55] DI: hahaha so, how are things going for you?
[19:56] IG: well my uncle is being a creep
[19:56] DI: oh? howso?
[19:57] IG: you know, fantasizing about his fucking creepy insects
[19:57] DI: ah yes
[19:57] DI: i forgot for a moment
[19:57] DI: that your uncle was the world famous bug lover
[19:58] IG: god that guy makes me mad
[19:58] DI: i can imagine
[19:58] DI: you with your
[19:58] DI: phobias and him feedingyour fear
[19:58] IG: phobias
[19:58] IG: hell no
[19:59] DI: oh?howw would you describe them
[20:00] IG: it's just they piss me off and are kinda creepy
[20:01] DI: yes haha thelittle fuckers get right unda ya skin
[20:02] DI: haha
[20:02] DI: sometimes quite literally
[20:02] IG: no he keeps those away from me
[20:02] IG: thank god
[20:02] IG: but his special scorpion, hilda
[20:03] IG: ugh >.<
[20:03] DI: hilda?
[20:03] DI: an interesting name for a bug
[20:03] DI: is it his special dame
[20:04] IG: don't even talk about it
[20:05] IG: please it's too embarrasing
[20:05] DI: to each their own, fella
[20:06] IG: i guess that's a good thing to live by
[20:07] DI: yes
[20:07] DI: yes it is
[20:07] DI: if ya wanna smooch a scorpian
[20:07] DI: so be it
[20:07] IG: he doesn't do that, she's kinda testy
[20:08] IG: augh im talking like my uncle
[20:08] DI: hahaha its in your genes boy!
[20:09] IG: 0_0
[20:09] DI: you may find yourself
[20:09] DI: growing up
[20:09] DI: to be
[20:09] DI: just
[20:09] DI: like
[20:10] DI: him
[20:10] IG: nonononononononononono
[20:10] IG: ill never be like him!
[20:10] DI: touch a nerve? ;/
[20:12] IG: yeah!
[20:12] DI: well haha
[20:13] DI: i extend myapologies!
[20:13] IG: you better
[20:13] IG: or ill do something mildly unpleasant
[20:14] DI: mildly?
[20:14] IG: YEAH
[20:14] IG: funny face.
[20:14] IG: mnyeh
[20:15] DI: i guess you can say
[20:15] DI: this gumshoe got your goat
[20:15] IG: yeah i can
[20:17] DI: haha dont feel bad, every goose can fall victem to a well played verbal bout!
[20:17] IG: it gets the best of us
[20:17] DI: yes
[20:17] DI: even this detective
[20:17] DI: {one sec
[20:17] DI: }
[20:26] DI: {back}
[20:28] DI: fella
[20:28] DI: you talk to any of the dames yet?
[20:29] IG: no not yet
[20:31] DI: oh!
[20:31] IG: i don't know why
[20:31] DI: well
[20:31] DI: youshould
[20:31] IG: i guess
[20:31] DI: it would be good friend
[20:31] DI: very good
[20:31] DI: hysterical dames are very important
[20:32] IG: i guess so
[20:32] IG: though that sounds a little sexist, just saying
[20:33] DI: uhm... u h youthinkso?
[20:33] IG: yeah
[20:33] IG: just a little
[20:33] DI: i uhwas just...talkin like a detective
[20:33] DI: sorry
[20:33] IG: it's okay
[20:34] DI: :/ its how the detectives inthe movies talk so you know
[20:34] IG: yeah
[20:34] DI: erm...
[20:36] DI: y-yeah,,,
[20:36] DI: ....
[20:37] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] is at a loss for words --
[20:38] IG: im sorry if i discomforted you
[20:39] DI: it
[20:39] DI: its ok
[20:39] DI: its just, my god
[20:39] IG: my god what?
[20:39] DI: i grew up on those moviesman
[20:42] IG: aww it's okay
[20:42] IG: im sorry
[20:42] IG: for kinda ridiculing you
[20:42] DI: its ok fella! i aint gonna kick you in the keister for it. it was just a bit suprising
[20:43] DI: noone ever called it sexist before,
[20:43] IG: well that's changed
[20:43] DI: and it was a bit like a suckerpunch to the kisser
[20:44] IG: yeah, to the kisser!
[20:45] DI: like mah teeth
[20:45] IG: yeah
[20:45] DI: all over the ground
[20:47] IG: ouch
[20:48] DI: yeah. but thems the breaks i guess
[20:48] IG: i guess
[20:48] DI: i will ask the madames if they mind myuse of dames, and if they disapprve
[20:48] DI: i will desist
[20:49] DI: after all
[20:49] DI: what kinda sleuth would i be if i was rude toa lady
[20:49] IG: yeah
[20:49] IG: sleuths should be pretty polite to the ladies
[20:50] DI: yes, a defining characteristic of ANY ace detective
[20:51] DI: is being quite the charmer to the fairer sex
[20:51] DI: and as Kevin "aces" Low
[20:51] DI: i AM a ace detective
[20:51] IG: you probably get all of the girls
[20:51] IG: all of them
[20:53] DI: why thank you my good man but dont underplay yourself!you may find a girl or two falln into your arms!
[20:53] IG: heh, golly!
[20:55] DI: gee whiz
[20:55] IG: My stars and garders!
[20:55] DI: betta watch out!
[20:56] DI: dont want ta get da vapors!
[20:56] IG: yeah not at all
[20:57] DI: haha
[20:57] IG:
[20:58] DI: haha that wasquite the romp! you know a decent amount of slangfrom the golden age
[20:58] IG: well theyre all in my comedies!
[21:00] DI: haha which are your favorites
[21:00] DI: ?
[21:01] IG: well i like some detective comedies!
[21:01] DI: the best damn kind
[21:02] IG: yeah, the detectives are almost always a bunch of lucky morons
[21:03] DI: haha sadly
[21:03] DI: that is true alot of the time
[21:03] DI: but
[21:03] IG: that just makes it funnier
[21:03] DI: some detectives
[21:03] DI: are just full of skill and intuition. like me and yea it is good for comedy
[21:04] IG: you are a pro
[21:04] DI: a total pro my man
[21:04] DI: total pro
[21:04] IG: motherfuckin pro
[21:05] DI: i clean up the streets,
[21:05] DI: like a street sweeper on speed
[21:05] DI: the syndicates fear thename aces low so much
[21:05] DI: they banned poker in their clubs
[21:06] IG: did you take out the midnight crew?
[21:06] IG: or possibly the felt?
[21:06] DI: pshhhh
[21:07] DI: those guys were total nancies
[21:07] IG: what about the terrible mobster kingpin?
[21:08] DI: pshhhhhhh again
[21:08] DI: killed that mothafucka
[21:08] DI: AFTER i destroyed his empire of crime
[21:08] IG: Yeah!
[21:08] DI: and madehim watch while his assets burned
[21:09] IG: hard boiled
[21:09] DI: the hardest
[21:09] DI: i oncepunched a mook so hard
[21:09] DI: his skull fellout
[21:10] IG: gory!
[21:11] DI: i once uncovered a conspiricy
[21:11] DI: so deep that i had to take out several double agent
[21:11] DI: in the white house itself
[21:11] DI: turns out
[21:12] DI: the goverment was taken over
[21:12] DI: by commies
[21:12] IG: haha what's the white house?
[21:12] DI: drove them out
[21:12] DI: saved america
[21:13] DI: THE PLACE WHERE AMERICA LIVES
[21:13] IG: oh
[21:13] DI: haha but yeah
[21:13] DI: commie government
[21:14] DI: stopped it
[21:14] IG: cool!
[21:14] DI: yup
[21:14] DI: so moral of this tale
[21:14] DI: I am a hard boiled sleuth
[21:15] IG: you are
[21:15] DI: yup
[21:15] DI: tell your friends. if you ever need a problem sleuthed properly
[21:16] IG: YEah!
[21:16] DI: heh so whats up
[21:18] IG: sitting here chatting with you
[21:18] DI: ah nothing more?
[21:19] DI: i am watchin some amusing videos on the internet
[21:20] IG: heh
[21:21] DI: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uan1b8l3Zjc
[21:22] IG: film noir, of course
[21:23] DI: of couse
[21:23] DI: *course
[21:23] IG: it was just expected
[21:23] DI: yes
[21:23] DI: but
[21:23] DI: its not ALL iwatch
[21:25] DI: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w
[21:25] DI: see
[21:27] IG: Heeheh
[21:27] IG: that's pretty funny
[21:27] IG: the fact it makes fun of saturday morning cartoons
[21:27] DI: isnt it!
[21:27] DI: 'Im nutty!!"
[21:27] IG: yeah
[21:28] DI: haha film noir may be my thing but i still like other stuff too
[21:30] IG: that's good
[21:32] DI: {ugh sorry if myRPing gettin a bit meh, im burnt out from my day today and and tryin to stay awake]
[21:33] IG: [heh if you wanna stop you can]
[21:33] DI: [heh i know, i might]
[21:33] DI: [sorry though]
[21:33] IG: [it's no problem]
[21:34] DI: [heh]
[21:34] DI: [well goodnight man. good time RPingwith you and sorry again if it got bad near the end]
[21:35] IG: [night]
[21:35] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] ceased pestering imperfectGeneticist [IG] at 21:35 --
[20:47] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] began pestering imperfectGeneticist [IG] at 20:47 --
[20:47] DI: hey
[20:47] IG: hi
[20:47] IG: sorry i was once again contemplated running away
[20:47] DI: oh hilda again/
[20:47] DI: shit gotta go sorry
[20:47] DI: dinner
[20:48] IG: it's okay
[20:51] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] ceased pestering imperfectGeneticist [IG] at 20:51 --
[21:01] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] began pestering imperfectGeneticist [IG] at 21:01 --
[21:01] DI: back sorry
[21:02] IG: issokay
[21:02] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] ceased pestering imperfectGeneticist [IG] at 21:02 --
[21:02] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] changed their mood to CHUMMY --
[21:02] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] changed their mood to DISTRAUGHT --
[21:03] IG: woah
[21:03] IG: what happened
[21:03] DI: nothin. i went to eat and had to refresh pesterchum
[21:03] IG: ah i see
[21:04] DI: yeah so
[21:04] IG: [ic or ooc]
[21:04] DI: {both)
[21:04] IG: [okay]
[21:04] IG: so as i said
[21:04] DI: you wanna run away?
[21:04] IG: so much
[21:04] DI: is it Hilda again?
[21:05] IG: no it's my uncle, such a part pooper
[21:05] DI: oh
[21:05] IG: we were about to duke it out
[21:05] IG: and he just walked away
[21:05] DI: well!
[21:05] DI: that was a very nancie thing of him to do!
[21:06] IG: I know!
[21:06] IG: smug bastard
[21:06] DI: any idea why? did he say anything?
[21:07] IG: no he had that same blank expression, like the only interesting things on his face were his glasses and beard
[21:08] DI: does he look like gordon freeman? or is it a different glasses beard combo
[21:08] IG: he's bald
[21:09] DI: ahh, so not as awesome as everyones favorite scientist :/
[21:09] IG: definitely not
[21:09] DI: nah that fellas just a creep huh?
[21:10] IG: yeah
[21:11] DI: so, i may have already ranted about this but
[21:11] DI: my god, i am positivly estatic about this game
[21:11] IG: meh
[21:12] IG: what do you do again?
[21:12] DI: me? im a sleuth! i help my mom on cases around the city, stoppin crime
[21:12] IG: no i mean in the game
[21:12] DI: oh
[21:12] DI: no one knows!
[21:13] DI: thats the real mystery my friend
[21:13] IG: are you sure we should play then?
[21:13] DI: of course!
[21:13] DI: what kinda sleuth would i be
[21:13] DI: if i ifgnored a mystery right in front of me
[21:13] DI: *ignored
[21:14] IG: a piss poor excuse for a sleuth
[21:14] DI: ecactly. and i am no piss poor sleuth
[21:15] IG: yea!!!
[21:15] DI: so, i believe we should all just jump in and solve this thing!
[21:15] DI: besides
[21:15] DI: be all get to play together
[21:15] DI: so itll be a good time
[21:15] DI: and its not like anything bad will happen
[21:15] IG: or we may just get frustrated with eachother
[21:15] DI: worse comes to worse
[21:15] IG: you know how co op goes
[21:15] DI: the game sucks and yeah that happens
[21:16] DI: and wellll my experiences with co op havent been bad so far but i can see what ya gettin at
[21:17] IG: mmhmmm
[21:17] DI: last time i played co op was with AH and it was fun
[21:17] DI: even though i will always be the better cop
[21:18] IG: yeah
[21:19] DI: but yeah, hopefully nobody gets frustrated with eachother
[21:19] IG: yeah or it would be unbearable
[21:20] DI: yeah but hey, we are all chums
[21:21] DI: so
[21:21] DI: im pretty sure that wont happen
[21:21] IG: yeah
[21:21] IG: it shouldn't
[21:22] IG: for if it does...
[21:22] IG: ill scream
[21:23] DI: my friend! your screaming will not have to happen,
[21:23] IG: okay
[21:23] DI: because well, we are all good friends here
[21:24] IG: closest of close friend
[21:24] DI: yes, indeed! even though i never met you all
[21:25] IG: I definitely didn't meet any of you
[21:25] DI: i consider ya my close friends
[21:25] IG: unless one of you happen to be in a european mountain range
[21:26] DI: no, no i am not! haha the big dirty city is my home
[21:26] IG: ive never been in a city
[21:27] DI: really?
[21:27] DI: it aint all that
[21:27] DI: its... kinda bad really
[21:27] DI: alota thugs, mooks and killers
[21:27] DI: wandering around
[21:28] IG: ooh sounds scary
[21:28] DI: people will swindle ya, rob ya, or kill ya for a few dollars
[21:28] DI: yeah
[21:28] IG: awww
[21:28] DI: luckily there are the police and sleuths to clean it up
[21:28] IG: YEAH
[21:29] DI: yup! and i happen to be quite the crack shot with my revolver too
[21:29] DI: so mooks dont stand a chance!
[21:29] DI: whats it like up there in the mountains. and europe
[21:32] DI: ?
[21:38] IG: surprisingly warm
[21:38] IG: like woah it's never this war,
[21:38] IG: *warm
[21:39] DI: hmm thats nice! ive never been to europe!
[21:40] IG: ive havent been to much of it
[21:40] DI: are the fellas tough?
[21:40] DI: like
[21:41] DI: if there were some thugs
[21:41] DI: would they be hard to fight
[21:41] IG: ive never really been off of our little mountain
[21:42] DI: ahh
[21:42] DI: who lives on the mountain?
[21:42] IG: me my uncle
[21:43] IG: and all of the spiders and such
[21:44] DI: damn. it must get lonelyA!
[21:44] IG: yeah
[21:44] IG: but i have you guys!
[21:45] DI: yeah! i know what you mean
[21:45] DI: I dont have many pals here in the city
[21:46] DI: and you fellas are more than enough
[21:47] IG: :3
[21:48] DI: so i saw something today
[21:48] DI: that totally reminded me of my youger days
[21:48] IG: do we even have younger days?
[21:48] DI: when i first got my revolver
[21:48] DI: of course!
[21:48] DI: haha
[21:49] DI: i guess reletively speaking
[21:49] DI: we ARE young
[21:49] IG: VERY
[21:49] DI: yes so you are right
[21:49] DI: we really dont have "younger days"
[21:49] DI: i guess
[21:49] DI: "presleuthing days"
[21:50] DI: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW2OWQYkCPQ
[21:50] DI: anyway
[21:50] DI: i would be revolver ocelot in that
[21:50] DI: but obviously i didnt die
[21:50] DI: just
[21:50] DI: shot the neighbors cat T.T
[21:52] IG: aww
[21:52] IG: they probably hate you
[21:52] DI: yeah they did for a while
[21:52] DI: but
[21:53] DI: in an amature bit of sleuthing
[21:53] DI: i found their remote for them after it was missing for a month and they forgave me
[21:54] IG: that's good
[21:55] DI: yes, now they are close allies in my fight for justice
[21:55] DI: , well not really
[21:55] DI: more casual observers
[21:55] DI: haha
[21:56] IG: yeah!
[21:56] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] changed their mood to PRANKY --
[21:56] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] changed their mood to CHUMMY --
[21:57] DI: haha sorry about that
[21:57] DI: i forgot to change that from earlier
[21:58] IG: aww it's okay!
[21:58] -- imperfectGeneticist [IG] changed their mood to RANCOROUS --
[21:58] IG: ugh my uncle
[21:58] DI: what is the nancie up to now?
[21:58] IG: again he's shouting some shit about figuring it out or like "it's happening!"
[21:59] DI: what possible thing could he be yelling that about? i mean they are just bugs!
[22:00] IG: no he's probably looking in this telescope set i ordered him
[22:00] DI: ohhh
[22:00] DI: well maybe he sleuthed out some epic discovory in the cosmos?
[22:04] IG: yeah sure
[22:04] DI: hey even someone as weird as him, may just make an epic discovory
[22:05] IG: probably saw a space fly
[22:06] DI: haha or he saw the constillations and saw scorpio
[22:06] DI: HILDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE SKY
[22:06] DI:
[22:07] IG: heh i have to go he wants me
[22:07] -- imperfectGeneticist [IG] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 22:07 --
What a guy
Oh hey here he is, man what you do to keep him and the last one from killing each other.
[18:59] -- hormoneAddict [HA] began pestering imperfectGeneticist [IG] at 18:59 --
[18:59] IG: ?
[18:59] HA: hey
[18:59] IG: hi
[18:59] HA: sounds like i'm going to be your server player
[18:59] IG: wait you are?
[19:00] HA: it seems the loop has been figured out already
[19:01] IG: oh i see
[19:01] HA: i hope it is no inconveniance to you ?
[19:02] IG: no it isn't
[19:02] HA: good
[19:02] HA: and don't worry, i will be very helpful to you
[19:04] IG: yeah somehow
[19:04] HA: no really
[19:04] HA: i HAVE to be better than DI at his game
[19:04] HA: so you can be sure i will be the best server player i can
[19:04] HA: no worries
[19:05] IG: yeah
[19:07] IG: Im happy to be your client
[19:08] HA: just wait until you see what an awsome player i am !
[19:08] IG: okay and if it does turn out that youre awesome
[19:09] IG: please don't be too mean about it to DI
[19:09] IG: you know how sore of a loser he can be
[19:10] HA: we already have this bet going on
[19:10] HA: and i can't retract
[19:10] IG: what are the terms
[19:11] HA: if he is better than me
[19:11] HA: he gets to search my house
[19:11] HA: which is stupid, because i'm just a normal kid
[19:11] HA: if i beat him
[19:11] IG: Heh
[19:11] HA: he will quit being a sleuth
[19:11] HA: forever
[19:11] IG: that doesn't seem so fair
[19:12] HA: well he accepted the terms
[19:12] IG: aghh
[19:13] HA: it is not my fault he takes these things too seriously
[19:13] HA: i'm teaching him a valuable life lesson here
[19:13] IG: yeah he does need to loosen up
[19:13] IG: but stuff like that is his life
[19:15] HA: well, he will just have to grow up and get a real life
[19:16] IG: i guess
[19:22] HA: exept for that stupid stuff, how have you been lately ?
[19:22] IG: good
[19:22] IG: hey ill brb
[19:22] HA: is your uncle still obsessed by meteors ?
[19:22] IG: yup
[19:40] IG: back
[19:41] HA: ok
[19:41] HA: isn't it weird than a man fond of insect all of a sudden starts to talk about meteors ?
[19:41] IG: yeah
[19:43] IG: yeah he tracks them on this biig computer he has
[19:45] HA: sounds cool
[19:45] IG: yeah
[19:45] IG: he's not telling me much about them
[19:48] HA: is he so secretive about bugs ?
[19:48] IG: nope
[19:49] HA: that is weird, don't you think ?
[19:49] IG: yeah
[19:50] HA: have you tried to figure out why ?
IG: nope i just assume that he's a weirdo
And now him, my what adventures you had!
[18:59] -- depressedScientist [DS] began pestering imperfectGeneticist [IG] at 18:59 --
[18:59] DS: so
[18:59] IG: yeah?
[18:59] DS: i assume MC has told you about the server and client aspects about SBURB?
[18:59] IG: lol what no
[18:59] DS: oh
[18:59] DS: well
[18:59] DS: apparently each player has a server player
[19:00] DS: who can do certain stuff in the game
[19:00] DS: and in turn
[19:00] IG: oh my god
[19:00] DS: they themselves are a server player for someone else
[19:00] DS: what?
[19:00] DS:
[19:00] IG: im so confused
[19:00] DS: haha
[19:00] DS: well the point is
[19:00] DS: MC and I came up with a server-->client loop
[19:00] DS: and it goes like this
[19:00] DS: DI-->me-->AH-->MC-->HA-->you-->DI
[19:00] DS: so you would be HA's client
[19:01] DS: and DI's server
[19:01] DS: is that okay?
[19:02] IG: yeah
[19:02] DS: okay
[19:03] DS: now just to check with DI
[19:03] IG: im 0kat with that
[19:03] DS: OKAT
[19:03] IG: YEAH
[19:03] DS: WOOOOOOO
[19:03] DS: SBAAJ
[19:03] DS: ahh
[19:03] DS: good times
[19:03] IG: I was the best alien jeff
[19:03] DS: yep
[19:03] DS: THE COMPUTER RUSE
[19:03] DS: WAS A DISTACTION
[19:03] IG: i have the shuttle
[19:03] DS: :O
[19:04] IG: the big man HASS the plans
[19:04] DS: you gotta flip it
[19:04] DS: SPACEWAYS
[19:10] DS: YEAHHHHHHH
[19:10] IG: -8^y
[19:11] DS: (-8^y)
[19:11] DS: gotta remember the space suit
[19:11] IG: oh yeah
[19:13] DS: WHERE DOING THIS MAN
[19:13] DS: WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN
[19:13] DS: HAPEN*
[19:17] IG: heehee
[19:18] DS: haha
[19:18] DS: hoohoo
[19:19] IG: heehee
[19:19] DS: haha
[19:19] DS: hoohoo
[19:21] IG: hehe
[19:21] DS: heehee
[19:21] DS: haha
[19:21] IG: hoohoo
[19:22] DS: hehe
[19:22] DS: heehee
[19:55] -- imperfectGeneticist [IG] ceased pestering depressedScientist [DS] at 19:55 --
[01:54] -- depressedScientist [DS] began pestering hormoneAddict [HA] at 01:54 --
[01:54] DS: so
[01:55] DS: has MC told you about the server and client aspects about SBURB?
[01:55] HA: well, no
[01:55] DS: oh
[01:55] DS: so apparently
[01:55] DS: each player has a server player
[01:55] DS: who does certain stuff in-game
[01:55] DS: and in turn is someone else's server player
[01:55] DS: until it makes a full circle
[01:56] DS: or hexagon, in our case
[01:56] HA: oh, i see
[01:56] DS: so
[01:56] HA: that must be how the team play works
[01:56] DS: MC and I came up with an (unofficial) loop
[01:56] DS: and i was coming to check with you
[01:56] DS: its
[01:56] DS: DI-->me-->AH-->MC-->you-->IG-->DI
[01:57] DS: so you would be AH's client, haha
[01:57] DS: and IG's server
[01:57] HA: you mean MC's client ?
[01:57] DS: yeah, sorry >.<
[01:57] DS: /derp
[01:57] HA: sounds fine
[01:57] DS: alright
[01:57] DS: talk to you later
[01:57] DS: bye
Well... You should talk to your future client and server players then !
[01:58] -- hormoneAddict [HA] began pestering imperfectGeneticist [IG] at 01:58 --
[01:58] IG: ?
[01:58] HA: hey
[01:58] IG: hi
[01:59] HA: sounds like i'm going to be your server player
[01:59] IG: wait you are?
[02:00] HA: it seems the loop has been figured out already
[02:00] IG: oh i see
[02:01] HA: i hope it is no inconveniance to you ?
[02:01] IG: no it isn't
[02:01] HA: good
[02:02] HA: and don't worry, i will be very helpful to you
[02:03] IG: yeah somehow
[02:03] HA: no really
[02:04] HA: i HAVE to be better than DI at his game
[02:04] HA: so you can be sure i will be the best server player i can
[02:04] HA: no worries
[02:04] IG: yeah
[02:06] IG: Im happy to be your client
[02:07] HA: just wait until you see what an awsome player i am !
[02:08] IG: okay and if it does turn out that youre awesome
[02:09] IG: please don't be too mean about it to DI
[02:09] IG: you know how sore of a loser he can be
[02:09] HA: we already have this bet going on
[02:09] HA: and i can't retract
[02:09] IG: what are the terms
[02:10] HA: if he is better than me
[02:10] HA: he gets to search my house
[02:10] HA: which is stupid, because i'm just a normal kid
[02:10] HA: if i beat him
[02:10] IG: Heh
[02:11] HA: he will quit being a sleuth
[02:11] HA: forever
[02:11] IG: that doesn't seem so fair
[02:11] HA: well he accepted the terms
[02:12] IG: aghh
[02:12] HA: it is not my fault he takes these things too seriously
[02:12] HA: i'm teaching him a valuable life lesson here
[02:13] IG: yeah he does need to loosen up
[02:13] IG: but stuff like that is his life
[02:14] HA: well, he will just have to grow up and get a real life
[02:15] IG: i guess
[02:21] HA: exept for that stupid stuff, how have you been lately ?
[02:22] IG: good
[02:22] IG: hey ill brb
[02:22] HA: is your uncle still obsessed by meteors ?
[02:22] IG: yup
[02:24] HA: ok
[02:25] -- imperfectGeneticist [IG] ceased pestering hormoneAddict [HA] at 02:25 --
[02:39] -- imperfectGeneticist [IG] began pestering hormoneAddict [HA] at 02:39 --
[02:39] IG: back
[02:40] HA: ok
[02:40] HA: isn't it weird than a man fond of insect all of a sudden starts to talk about meteors ?
[02:41] IG: yeah
[02:43] IG: yeah he tracks them on this biig computer he has
[02:44] HA: sounds cool
[02:44] IG: yeah
[02:44] IG: he's not telling me much about them
[02:48] HA: is he so secretive about bugs ?
[02:48] IG: nope
[02:48] HA: that is weird, don't you think ?
[02:48] IG: yeah
[02:50] HA: have you tried to figure out why ?
[02:54] IG: nope i just assume that he's a weirdo
[02:01] -- hormoneAddict [HA] began pestering mesmeraisuChan [MC] at 02:01 --
[02:01] HA: so you are going to be my server player then ?
[02:02] MC: Um, maybe...desu. We haven't exactly settled it yet.
[02:02] HA: really ? DS seemed pretty sure about the order
[02:03] MC: Ne, ne, he is, but um...
[02:03] MC: He came up with it by himself, and I haven't run it by everyone else yet, desu.
[02:04] HA: oh, i see
[02:05] MC: I am trying to confirm right now, because now its a little confusing, desu.
[02:05] HA: do you need me to convince someone
[02:05] HA: i can get very persuasive
[02:06] MC: Um, is that the order that you want, desu?
[02:06] HA: i seems good to me
[02:07] HA: i think you will be a fine server player
[02:07] HA: and i go along well with IG
[02:08] MC: Well, arigatoo! Thank you. ^^
[02:09] MC: I think the order will be fine, desu.
[02:09] MC: I was worried that DS-san was trying to push something on people they didn't want.
[02:10] HA: well, he thought it through
[02:10] MC: Yes, it looks like he did, desu.
[02:11] HA: but... do you know what exactly implies being one's server player ?
[02:12] MC: Um, well, I don't know exactly. But from the gamefaqs I looked at, it seems like the server player creates machienery for the client to use, and moves things around for them and such, desu
[02:13] HA: does that mean you will see the inside of my house ?
[02:14] MC: Um, I think maybe, hai. But the FAQs are really confusing.
[02:14] HA: well, if you do...
[02:15] HA: erm
[02:15] HA: i keep the maces for their HISTORICAL value
[02:15] MC: Um, okay. Ne, that sounds pretty cool, actually!
[02:15] HA: you really think so ?
[02:16] MC: Yes! I like katanas, myself, but weapons are the one thing my dad will not let me have. T_T
[02:17] HA: oh, that's a shame ><
[02:17] HA: katanas are soooo sweet
[02:18] MC: Hai!!! I really hope he lets me get one some time soon. ^^
[02:18] HA: well yeah
[02:18] HA: parents can be very stupid with those things
[02:19] MC: That is true, da ne. But they probably just want what they think is best for us, desu.
[02:19] HA: "what they think" is the key
[02:19] HA: most of the time, they're wrong
[02:21] MC: They are definiately wrong about not owning katanas, and spending all their time at work. T_T
[02:22] HA: your father is never here ?
[02:23] MC: No, he is away all the time, desu. Business trips all over the world...
[02:23] HA: that must be...
[02:23] HA: awsome !
[02:24] HA: my mother is always here
[02:24] HA: i wonder where she pulls the money from...
[02:24] MC: Mo... I would switch with you if I could, da ne. I wish my dad was home more.
[02:25] HA: trust me, you wouldn't want to switch
[02:25] HA: my mother wouldn't even let me out of the house
[02:25] MC: Ne, really? Does she let you go to school?
[02:26] HA: nope
[02:26] HA: she thinks it's too dangerous
[02:26] HA: i'm homeschooled
[02:26] MC: Oh wow.... I am sorry, de aru. That sounds pretty lonely.
[02:26] HA: she is convinced i could catch something that would make me sick
[02:26] HA: er
[02:27] HA: i keep telling her it is stupid because i'm not immunodeprimed
[02:27] HA: but she understands jackshit to medical stuff
[02:28] MC: That is really too bad, desu.
[02:29] HA: well, i didn't want to do self-pity or anything
[02:29] HA: trust me, i'm fine
[02:29] MC: Okay, I believe you, desu.
[02:30] MC: Anyway, I hope you will have fun playing SBURB with us,
[02:30] HA: i most certainly will
[02:30] HA: i already am, actually
[02:31] MC: Ne, that is great! I am actually having fun too. I gives me an excuse to talk to new people. ^^
[02:32] HA: well, i don't usually like to talk to new people
[02:32] HA: i guess it is my mother's paranoia reflecting on me
[02:32] HA: but you are a very nice girl
[02:32] HA: and i think you're kin of an exception
[02:33] MC: Aw, thank you, desu! ^^ You seem pretty cool too, de aru.
[02:33] HA: and you know
[02:34] HA: if it is a simulation game
[02:34] HA: maybe you could try a katana in it ?
[02:34] HA: it's not like the real deal, but it's better than nothing !
[02:34] MC: Oh, maybe! ^_^ That would be neat!
[02:34] MC: Now I really can't wait for the copies to come, desu!
[02:36] HA: hehe
[02:36] HA: when will that be ?
[02:36] MC: Um, soon I think. The email said 3-5 business days, desu.
[02:36] MC: So I think tomorrow ir the next day.
[02:37] HA: that is so cool
[02:37] HA: i hope my mace will be arrived
[02:37] HA: so i can show it to you
[02:37] HA: it is beautiful you wouldn't believe !
[02:38] MC: Oh, did you get a new one, desu?
[02:38] HA: yeah, just bought it on ebay
[02:39] MC: Oh, neat! I would definitely like to see it, desu.
[02:41] HA: well, hopes it shows up in time for the game
[02:41] HA: wait
[02:41] HA: the doorbell is ringing
[02:41] HA: brb
[02:41] -- hormoneAddict [HA] ceased pestering mesmeraisuChan [MC] at 02:41 --
[02:44] -- hormoneAddict [HA] began pestering mesmeraisuChan [MC] at 02:44 --
[02:44] HA: i got it !
[02:44] MC: Welcome back, desu!
[02:44] HA: i got it !
[02:45] HA: i have my mace
[02:45] MC: You did?
[02:46] HA: yep
[02:46] MC: That is great, desu! It came pretty faset, didn't it, da ne?
[02:46] HA: turned out the seller only lived blocks from me !
[02:46] HA: i mean, what are the odds ?
[02:47] MC: Wow, that is actually a pretty cool conicidence, desu!
[02:48] HA: yeah
[02:48] HA: my god it is soooo cool
[02:48] HA: it even have something carved on it !
[02:49] MC: Oh, wow, what is it?
[02:49] HA: Mace of Spade
[02:49] HA: haha
[02:49] HA: pretty lame pun
[02:49] MC: haha, really, desu? That is prety funny!
[02:49] HA: but still, sweet name !
[02:51] MC: Yes! When a weapon has a name, you know it is serious business, desu.
[02:51] HA: yeah totally !
[02:51] HA: that's it, i'm allocating it !
[02:51] HA: the other one can go on the wall with the rest !
[02:52] MC: Oh, good idea, desu! ^^
[02:52] HA: haha !
[02:52] MC: That makes me curious. What modus do you use for your sylladx, desu?
[02:53] HA: diet modus
[02:54] MC: Oh? That sounds like an interesting one, desu. Mine is Claw Game Modus. ^^ Ne, sometimes it is ahrd to get stuff, but it is fun.
[02:55] HA: mine is ridiculously easy for me to use
[02:56] MC: Well, that is a good thing, da ne!
[02:56] HA: right^^
[02:58] MC: Oh... my cat is meowing, ne. I had better go feed him, desu
[02:58] HA: ok
[02:58] HA: see you later, then
[02:58] MC: See you!
[02:58] MC: ja ne!
That girl is surprisingly nice. And plus, you have your new mace ! You play around with it for a while. You are so happy. You don't even see what could ruin this awsome day !
[02:47] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] began pestering hormoneAddict [HA] at 02:47 --
[02:47] DI: Hey criminal
[02:48] HA: hey detective
[02:49] HA: i'm in a fucking good mood now
[02:49] DI: why is that? you kill a baby or something?
[02:50] HA: better
[02:50] DI: facinating!
[02:50] DI: why the sudden cheer you despot?
[02:51] HA: i have a new mace
[02:51] DI: wow! a new weapon! something you definetly need >:/
[02:51] HA: yeah
[02:52] HA: and this one has your name on it
[02:52] DI: why thank you for engraving my name on it
[02:52] DI: it will make it more endearing
[02:53] DI: when i smash it into pieces
[02:53] DI: and shoot you in the face
[02:54] HA: i was speaking metphorically you dumbass
[02:54] DI: obviously
[02:54] HA: it has a very much cooler thing on it then your stupid name !
[02:55] DI: your pathetic mind cannot comprehend sarchasm
[02:55] DI: oh? what would that be
[02:56] HA: you just have to guess with what information i gave you
[02:56] HA: a name cooler than yours...
[02:56] HA: snap ! that could be anything !
[02:56] DI: > Jack
[02:56] DI: is it engraved with the exact time and place of your death?
[02:57] DI: because i FUCKING KNOW THAT
[02:58] HA: yeah
[02:58] HA: place : my bed
[02:58] HA: time ; waaaaay after Aces bited the dust
[02:58] DI: > oh no
[02:58] DI: its much sooner than that
[02:59] HA: yeah right
[02:59] HA: and you know that because you are an extralucid seer in addition of a lame sleuth ?
[03:00] DI: Im better than a Seer Nemisis
[03:01] DI: I'm a fucking Time Sleuth
[03:01] HA: what does that even mean ?
[03:01] DI: it means
[03:01] DI: i can kick you ass anytime anywhere anyWHEN
[03:01] DI: you know what
[03:02] HA: you're not even making any sense
[03:02] DI: i will think to future me, to travel to you, and hit you
[03:02] DI: sometime in the next minute
[03:02] DI: it is gonna happen
[03:02] DI: >
[03:03] DI: (it happens)
[03:03] HA: you bastard
[03:03] HA: you bastard
[03:03] HA: YOU FUCKING BASTARD !
[03:03] DI: FUCK YOU JACK
[03:03] DI: i have ALL THE FUCKING POWER
[03:03] DI: i could stop you where you stand
[03:03] DI: and beat you up
[03:04] HA: FUCK YOU YOU HEAR ME ?
[03:04] HA: STAY AWAY FROM ME !
[03:04] -- hormoneAddict [HA] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 03:04 --
[03:04] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] began pestering hormoneAddict [HA] at 03:04 --
[03:04] DI: HAHAHAHAHA JUSTICE PREVAILS YOU VILLINOUS ASSHOLE
[03:04] -- hormoneAddict [HA] blocked dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 03:04 --
Oh god oh god oh god he was here he was in this house in this ROOM !
You have to do something ! he has no right, he's cheating ! he can't do that, he can't !
You have to do something, anything.
You have to catch up to him.
==> Catch up to him
You punch the wall of your room. Your fist breaks right into the wall, getting out on the other side, and leaving a big hole in the stone structure.
Wait, what ?
==> Minutes later, but not many
[03:41] -- imperfectGeneticist [IG] began pestering hormoneAddict [HA] at 03:41 --
[03:41] IG: Is it true that you got time hit by DI?
[03:42] HA: yes i did
[03:42] HA:
[03:42] IG: ouch
[03:42] HA: and i'm very eager to see him try that on me again
[03:43] IG: okay that was all
[03:43] HA: one thing please
[03:43] IG: yes?
[03:44] HA: tell him that if he enters my room one more time, he won't have any future self to time-hit with
[03:45] IG: he says time punch anywhere anywhen
[03:46] HA: say him to go ahead and try, then
[03:47] IG: nope
[03:47] IG: not gonna be a messenger
[03:47] HA: not funny
[03:47] HA: it's okay
[03:48] HA: he will go on and try eventually
[03:48] HA: and i will be ready for him
[03:48] IG: okay
====> Be the Sleuth
You are still peeved that that fucker got into the game, and you sure as hell dont wanna give up sleuthing. you may need some help.
[[07:16] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] began pestering addictiveHero [AH] at 19:16 --
[07:16] AH: Hello
[07:16] AH: :D
[07:17] DI: hey dame!'
[07:17] DI: what non superpowered activities are you up to?
[07:18] DI: :p
[07:19] AH: Hahaha!!
[07:19] DI: :)
[07:19] DI: oh
[07:20] DI: so you know how we are partners in justice
[07:20] AH: Yeah?
[07:20] DI: i need your help
[07:20] DI: we are still compeating
[07:20] DI: but we should work together on something
[07:21] AH: On what?
[07:21] AH: :D
[07:21] DI: well there is this guy
[07:21] DI: Jack
[07:21] DI: and he is EVIL to the extreame
[07:21] AH: Oh I talked to him!!
[07:21] AH: He didn't seem that bad.
[07:22] DI: really?!?
[07:22] DI: but he is a criminal mastermind! he deals in the black market, and kills
[07:22] AH: ;P With those POWERS of yours you seem more like a threat.
[07:22] AH: Haha!
[07:22] AH: O:
[07:22] AH: This is awful!
[07:22] AH: He must be stopped!
[07:22] DI: dont let his demeanor fool you
[07:22] DI: EXACTLY
[07:22] AH: By me of course!!
[07:22] DI: and i though
[07:22] DI: t
[07:23] DI: who else to help me take him down
[07:23] DI: then my trusted partner in justice
[07:24] AH: Haha!! I will use the powers I'm sure I will get very soon to stop him!
[07:25] DI: yes! and i will use my already gotten powers to do so too
[07:25] DI: but!
[07:25] DI: what if HE gets powers!!!
[07:25] DI: haha
[07:25] DI: fat chance
[07:25] AH: O:
[07:26] AH: But even if he does he can NEVER BEAT THE HEROES!! >:D
[07:26] DI: exactly! so justice ALWAYS wind
[07:26] DI: *wins
[07:26] DI: so its settled
[07:26] DI: you and me cooperate to take him down
[07:27] DI: while still being rivals
[07:27] DI: just like old times
[07:27] AH: But what happens if I decide to be an EVIL HERO?! >:DD
[07:27] DI: D:
[07:27] DI: i would be taken aback!
[07:27] DI: BETRAYED even
[07:28] AH: Don't worry. I'd be a anti hero at best.
[07:28] AH: It really depends on my mood! :P
[07:28] DI: ok, and still help fight HA's evil plans?
[07:29] AH: Yep!!
[07:29] AH: Black marketry is the most evil of all.
[07:30] DI: excellent! and yeah! its one of the most evil and extensive networks
[07:30] AH: By the way... Whats the black market? o:
[07:31] AH: Is it some goth super store?
[07:31] AH: O:
[07:31] DI: I wish! then it would be legal!
[07:31] DI: no
[07:31] DI: its a giant
[07:31] DI: network of criminals
[07:31] DI: all selling illegal items
[07:31] DI: to eachother
[07:31] DI: FOR EVIL
[07:32] AH: Oh no!! Thats worse than a superstore filled with goths!!
[07:32] DI: exactly
[07:32] DI: and i waanna take it down
[07:32] AH: Wait. That sounds like ebay.
[07:32] AH: :T
[07:32] DI: :/
[07:32] DI: an illegal ebay
[07:33] DI: so its criminal
[07:33] AH: O: Like Amazon?
[07:33] DI: like if ebay sold crack and sex slaves
[07:33] AH: :D They sell crack'd junk and sex dolls...
[07:34] DI: hah
[07:34] DI: yeah
[07:34] DI: true
[07:34] DI: i have to take them down too i guess :p
[07:34] AH: Hahaha!! And I will stop you with that too then!
[07:36] DI: :p
[07:36] DI: AH
[07:36] DI: its time to do a fistbump of justice
[07:36] -- addictiveHero [AH] FIST BUMP OF JUSTICE --
[07:36] AH: :D
[07:36] DI: yes!
[07:37] DI: the justice bringing duo
[07:37] DI: is back in buisness
[07:40] DI: ;)
[07:40] DI: gonna kick Jack in his villinous ass
[07:41] AH: Haha! c: Then the hero, that's me, will bring him TO JUSTICE!
[07:42] DI: we shall see who the real hero is Ursula
[07:42] DI: here is a hint
[07:42] DI: its me
[07:43] AH: O: No waaay!! Just wait till I get my powers!!
[07:43] AH: They will be the GREATEST!
[07:44] DI: :) i look forward to the challenge toots ;)
[07:44] AH: Haha! >:D
[07:44] DI: at least i know that you are on my side
[07:45] DI: so we can beat evil once and for all
[07:45] DI: because if the fiend wins
[07:45] DI: i have to retire as a sleuth, and cease any police related buisness
[07:45] DI: forever
[07:45] AH: Oh no!
[07:46] AH: But that might not be so bad! ;P I'll get to be the only hero!
[07:46] AH: Just kidding!
[07:46] AH: He must be stopped!
[07:46] DI: EXACTLY!
[07:46] DI: FOR JUSTICE
[08:01] AH: Hey I'm going to go. This was a great chat we had but I need to do something.
[08:01] AH: Remember, I WILL ALWAYS WIN!!
[08:01] DI: ok]
[08:01] DI: and no you wont!
[08:02] AH: No matter which side I'm on!
[08:02] DI: later partner!
[08:02] AH: >;D
[08:02] AH: Bye
[08:02] -- addictiveHero [AH] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 20:02 --
Well, with your trusted rival/police partner on the case there is NO way things can go wrong!!
====> See what MC is up to!
You remember your best friend was having some issues with her powers and had to think about things, you better see how she is doing!
[07:20] MC: DS-san was telling me that you burned his arm, desu.
[07:20] DI: oh yeah
[07:20] DI: that
[07:21] DI: It was a total accident
[07:21] DI: i didnt know that he would get burned'
[07:22] MC: What did you do?
[07:23] DI: well
[07:23] DI: i kept in mind to timehit him when i can time travel
[07:23] DI: and future me who can time travel
[07:23] DI: time hit him a bunch of times
[07:23] DI: once when he was holding some chemicals
[07:23] DI: that burnt him
[07:24] DI: but I DIDNT KNOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN
[07:24] DI: i still feel bad
[07:25] DI: :/
[07:25] MC: Wai, that is awful!
[07:25] DI: i knw
[07:26] MC: And now you HAVE to do it in the future, too, desu. Even though you know it will be bad.
[07:26] DI: im an awful friend. and knowing that makes it even worse
[07:27] MC: You are not an awful friend, desu! You are trying to figure our your powers!
[07:28] MC: It was an accident, desu.
[07:28] DI: thanks :D haha
[07:28] DI: and i already appologized
[07:28] DI: i think he forgave me
[07:29] MC: He didn't seem too mad when I talked to him, desu. More confusd about all these powers, no da.
[07:29] DI: yeah haha everyone is wishin they were superpowered like us hah its funny
[07:30] MC: Yeah, but I guess I can't blame them. ^^
[07:30] DI: i know! haha its so cool
[07:30] DI: i have been messing around with them for an hour now!
[07:30] DI: speaking of which
[07:31] DI: you said you"had to think about this"
[07:31] MC: H-hai.
[07:32] DI: what about? and how did it go
[07:32] DI: and why do you seem so nervous about it >:/
[07:33] MC: Well....you know I like anime, and comics and sci-fi and stuff a lot, right DI-kun...
[07:33] DI: yeah you are downright in love with the stuff!
[07:33] DI: what about it
[07:34] MC: Mo... I was just thinging that well, our powers are kinda fishy, desu. This is hard to admit, but... time travel and hypnosis powers....
[07:34] MC: Those are mostly powers that bad guys have, desu.... because they are really powerful and easy to misuse or hurt people with, desu.
[07:35] DI: ....
[07:35] DI: well i know for certain
[07:35] DI: you arent evil
[07:35] DI: and i am a lawbringer
[07:35] DI: .....
[07:35] DI: so
[07:35] DI: maybe we jsut have to try really hard not to hurt the Just with them....
[07:36] MC: Ne, I agree, DI-kun, you would never use your powers for evil, desu.
[07:36] DI: Never! i would even hesitate using them to stop and evil person!
[07:36] MC: But.. itskinda a lot more scary tio have powers, than to IMAGINE having them, desu.
[07:37] MC: I never really thought about how I would use my hypnosis powers, desu. I just wanted to have some kind of amazing power, and it seemed the most likely to be real.
[07:37] DI: i know what you are saying
[07:38] DI: i never really pursuied powers, but, i remember reading about heros
[07:38] DI: andthe powers they had
[07:38] DI: and thinking that if i could be like them maybe i could help peoplle
[07:39] DI: maybe i could save some of the lives i saw destroyed in the city
[07:39] DI: so i decided to become a sleuth, because it was the closest i could ever get to those heros
[07:39] DI: bt
[07:39] DI: now that i have this power
[07:39] DI: do you think i saved anyone?
[07:40] MC: Well, DI-kun....you just got your powers, so you are still figuring them out, desu. I bet you will save lot of people, soon.
[07:41] DI: no
[07:41] MC: After all, you have a lot of, um, time to do it, de aru.
[07:41] DI: i wont
[07:41] DI: i appriciate the pun
[07:41] DI: heh
[07:41] MC: You won't???
[07:41] DI: no
[07:41] DI: you wanna know why?
[07:41] DI: you wanna know what all those heros had
[07:41] DI: what really counted?
[07:42] MC: ...ne?
[07:42] DI: they were brave
[07:46] MC: But, DI-kun, what about last night when you subdued that robber?
[07:46] MC: That seemed brave to me.
[07:46] DI: that was the bravest thing i have ever done
[07:47] DI: but
[07:47] DI: he was frozen and i went on instrinct
[07:47] DI: an cornered animal is the most dangerous
[07:48] MC: Well, now that you have done that, maybe you will be braver next time.
[07:48] DI: i tried you know
[07:48] MC: Sailor Moon was not very brave at all before she got her powers, desu.
[07:49] DI: i know......
[07:49] DI: but i tried to leave the apartment complex a half hour ago
[07:50] DI: even with powers
[07:50] MC: and you didn't?
[07:50] DI: i couldnt even take a step out of the door
[07:51] MC: Well, it is tough to throw yourself into danger, desu!
[07:51] MC: But I bet if you saw somebody in touble, you would help them!
[07:51] DI: .....
[07:51] DI: maybe...
[07:52] DI: but i just dont know
[07:52] DI: these powers are cool and all, and i am excited to have them
[07:52] DI: happy even
[07:52] DI: but
[07:52] DI: its a pandoras box of problems. i just didnt wanna bother you or anyone else
[07:52] DI: by whining about it..
[07:53] MC: I understand! Ne, I have been thinking alot about my powers too.
[07:53] MC: Actually.... ne, I have a suggestion, desu
[07:53] DI: yes?
[07:55] MC: I think we need some time to get used to our powers, and um, maybe we shouldn't focus our whole lives on them right away, desu. I think maybe we should go ahead and play this SBURB game, and distract ourselves from this mess, and after THAT we can worry about it, after it has had some time to sink in.
[07:55] MC: That way, we will not make any rash descisions, desu.
[07:55] DI: true.. but im still going to practice
[07:55] DI: i have to
[07:56] DI: its part of the timeline for me to time travel
[07:56] DI: so i need toget that power
[07:56] DI: or ihave the feeling
[07:56] DI: something bad will happen
[07:56] DI: but you are right
[07:56] DI: lets just play the game, let it distract us
[07:56] MC: well, that is okay then, desu! But just make sure not to feel bad about not running out the door to fight crime.
[07:57] MC: We are still just kids, desu.
[07:57] DI: and then the power buisness will sort itself out
[07:57] DI: haha true! i try to act all tough and adult sometimes
[07:57] DI: its easy to forget im only 13
[07:57] DI: at least for a week
[07:58] MC: Okay. Let's shake on it! No worrying over our powers and their implications until SBURB is over.
[07:58] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] shakes MCs hand --
[07:58] -- mesmeraisuChan [MC] shakes DI's hand --
[07:59] DI: Mes-Chan
[07:59] DI: *did i do that right?*
[07:59] MC: Just fine, desu!
[07:59] DI: good haha
[07:59] DI: but thanks again for putting up withme!
[08:00] DI: i know that i am frustrating
[08:00] MC: It is no problem, really, desu. I like you a lot, remember!
[08:01] DI: haha i know :3 just saying
[08:01] DI: even friends get frustrated
[08:01] DI: so im glad you dont :D
[08:01] MC: ^^
[08:01] MC: Oh! Speaking of the game, desu.
[08:01] DI: yeah?
[08:01] MC: I told DS-san that I found out a bit more about how it is played.
[08:02] DI: REALLY
[08:02] DI: ???
[08:02] MC: Yes. I found out that we need to figure out a 'server/client' order, aparently.
[08:03] MC: Like, the server operates some elements of the clients game. And each person is someone's server, and someone else's client.
[08:03] DI: :/
[08:03] DI: go on...
[08:03] MC: well, that is all I really know. So, we have to decide who is whose server
[08:04] MC: and Um, I told DS-san and he got really excited
[08:04] DI: yeah?
[08:04] DI: super excited? what did he say?
[08:04] MC: And he came up with an order, and I think he has told a bunch of people about it, but I am bnot sure it is the best order
[08:04] DI: did the bastard
[08:04] DI: screw me over
[08:05] DI: again
[08:05] MC: I don't know, desu. Nothing has been confirmed yet, so we can still change it
[08:05] DI: whats the order
[08:05] DI: just say it
[08:05] DI: so i can get my rage out of the way
[08:06] MC: One sec... let me find the log desu....'
[08:07] MC: Okay this is the order he said
[08:07] MC: DI-->DS-->AH-->you-->HA-->IG-->DI
[08:07] MC: But, ne, DI-kun... that leaves me between two people I don't really know, desu
[08:07] MC: But I am okay with it if you are.
[08:07] DI: yeah... at least HA isnt in control...
[08:07] DI: but your spot kinda sucks
[08:07] DI: but you can positively RUIN HA
[08:08] DI: >:D
[08:08] MC: It is okay. AH seems really nice. So if you are okay with the order than it is fine, desu.
[08:08] DI: yeah Ursula is really cool
[08:08] DI: so
[08:08] DI: i think youwillbe fine
[08:09] DI: im fine with it
[08:09] DI: i thought it was alot worse!
[08:09] MC: Okay! That is a big relief, then!
[08:09] DI: IG is a pessimist but he at least kinda likes me
[08:09] DI: i think
[08:09] DI: i mostly get his goat about his uncle :3
[08:11] MC: haha. I hope he will be a good derver for you, desu.
[08:11] DI: yeah me too :3
[08:11] DI: and i hope your server is satisfactory!
[08:11] DI: and i hope your client is miserable >:)
[08:12] MC: Haha, well, I will try to make the best of my situation, desu!
[08:13] DI: that makes me happy :)
[08:14] MC: Thank you for playing the game with me, DI-kun. I am excited to start!
[08:14] DI: MC, you are my best friend, you dont have to thank me for playing a game with you!
[08:15] DI: its what we do!
[08:15] DI: :p
[08:15] DI: and i am very excited to start Thank YOU for inviting me
[08:15] MC: ^_^;;;
[08:15] DI: lol sweatdrop face
[08:16] MC: Hehehe.
[08:17] DI: but i'm serious, this is gonna be fun, and even if my Nemisis Jack is playing
[08:17] MC: I hope this game will be fun! All the info I have is so confusing, de aru.
[08:17] MC: Yes!
[08:17] DI: :) it may be confusing but
[08:17] MC: And even if it is a lot of work to organize, desu! ^^
[08:17] DI: it seems like it will be a blast, and hah maybe thatjust means the game is more immersive than we thought!
[08:17] DI: ready your basement
[08:18] DI: you will dwell there
[08:18] MC: Hehehe... well, my basement is pretty nice already!
[08:18] DI: haha of course it is! you guys are rich after all :p
[08:19] DI: our basement is the complexes water heater and some pipes
[08:19] DI: smells like puke down there
[08:19] MC: Ewwww!
[08:19] DI: yeah! its nasty but its the best we can do till my mom gets promoted
[08:20] MC: Well, I bet the rest of your apartment is nicer than that, da en!
[08:20] MC: (( ne ))
[08:20] DI: heh... its ok i guess
[08:20] DI: some of the paint is peeling
[08:20] DI: the carpets a bit stained and the landlord is a drunk
[08:21] MC: Mo... that sounds very gritty and noir, at least!
[08:21] DI: yeah haha it does have that going for it!
[08:22] DI: i just wish it was in a nicer part of the city
[08:24] MC: well, when your mom gets her promotion, I am sure you will!
[08:26] DI: yeah! she is so excited for it
[08:26] DI: she is going to be a detective
[08:26] MC: That is so cool, desu!
[08:27] DI: Yeah! just like dick tracy! she is an unstoppable crime solving machine!
[08:29] MC: Hai!
[08:29] DI: MC
[08:30] DI: did i tell you the bet with Jack?
[08:30] MC: Mo, I don't think so.
[08:31] DI: its horrible
[08:31] DI: if he wins i have to give up everything i ever dreamed of
[08:31] DI: no more sleuthing
[08:32] DI: no more being a hero
[08:32] DI: no more anything
[08:32] DI: but being an adverage joe
[08:32] DI: which is a fate worse than death
[08:33] MC: Oh man, you really made that bet, desu?
[08:33] DI: yeah
[08:33] DI: i challanged him before the robbery
[08:33] MC: But you will win, anyway! So it doesn't matter, right?
[08:34] DI: yeah of course i will win!
[08:34] DI: i even got Ursula to help me!
[08:34] MC: what do you get for winning?
[08:35] DI: i get to search his house for clues of criminal intent
[08:35] DI: all paid for by him
[08:35] DI: and if i find anything
[08:35] DI: put an end tohis villiny
[08:36] MC: Oh! Ne, that is a pretty good prize!
[08:36] DI: yeah!
[08:36] DI: heh but i just need to win at all costs
[08:37] MC: Well, ne, let me know if I can help, desu!
[08:37] DI: of course!
[08:37] DI: haha
[08:39] MC: ^^
[08:39] MC: well, I am going to try to get some things done around here, desu.
[08:40] MC: Please message me later if there is anything you want to talk about, de aru. ^^
[08:40] DI: okay.... :(
[08:40] DI: talk later..
[08:40] DI: :) have fun
[08:40] MC: Ja ne!! ^^
[08:40] -- mesmeraisuChan [MC] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 20:40 --
All this responsibility stuff sure got you thinking...
but you need to lighten the mood.
what should you do....
=====> FUCK WITH YOUR NEMISIS
OH YES. nothing is better then ruining your nemisis day! in fact! you think you will rub your new abilities in his smug criminal face!!
[08:47] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] began pestering hormoneAddict [HA] at 20:47 --
[08:47] DI: Hey criminal
[08:48] HA: hey detective
[08:49] HA: i'm in a fucking good mood now :)
[08:49] DI: why is that? you kill a baby or something?
[08:50] HA: better :)
[08:50] DI: facinating!
[08:50] DI: why the sudden cheer you despot?
[08:50] HA: i have a new mace :)
[08:51] DI: wow! a new weapon! something you definetly need >:/
[08:51] HA: yeah
[08:51] HA: and this one has your name on it :)
[08:52] DI: why thank you for engraving my name on it
[08:52] DI: it will make it more endearing
[08:52] DI: when i smash it into pieces
[08:52] DI: and shoot you in the face
[08:54] HA: i was speaking metphorically you dumbass
[08:54] DI: obviously
[08:54] HA: it has a very much cooler thing on it then your stupid name !
[08:54] DI: your pathetic mind cannot comprehend sarchasm
[08:55] DI: oh? what would that be
[08:55] HA: you just have to guess with what information i gave you
[08:56] HA: a name cooler than yours...
[08:56] HA: snap ! that could be anything !
[08:56] DI: >:( Jack
[08:56] DI: is it engraved with the exact time and place of your death?
[08:56] DI: because i FUCKING KNOW THAT
[08:58] HA: yeah
[08:58] HA: place : my bed
[08:58] HA: time ; waaaaay after Aces bited the dust
[08:58] DI: >:) oh no
[08:58] DI: its much sooner than that
[08:59] HA: yeah right
[08:59] HA: and you know that because you are an extralucid seer in addition of a lame sleuth ?
[09:00] DI: Im better than a Seer Nemisis
[09:00] DI: I'm a fucking Time Sleuth
[09:01] HA: what does that even mean ?
[09:01] DI: it means
[09:01] DI: i can kick you ass anytime anywhere anyWHEN
[09:01] DI: you know what
[09:02] HA: you're not even making any sense
[09:02] DI: i will think to future me, to travel to you, and hit you
[09:02] DI: sometime in the next minute
[09:02] DI: it is gonna happen
[09:02] DI: >:)
[09:02] DI: (it happens)
[09:03] HA: you bastard
[09:03] HA: you bastard
[09:03] DI: FUCK YOU JACK
[09:03] HA: YOU FUCKING BASTARD !
[09:03] DI: i have ALL THE FUCKING POWER
[09:03] DI: i could stop you where you stand
[09:03] DI: and beat you up
[09:03] HA: FUCK YOU YOU HEAR ME ?
[09:03] HA: STAY AWAY FROM ME !
[09:03] -- hormoneAddict [HA] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 21:03 --
[09:04] DI: HAHAHAHAHA JUSTICE PREVAILS YOU VILLINOUS ASSHOLE
[09:04] -- hormoneAddict [HA] blocked dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 21:04 --
[09:05] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] ceased pestering hormoneAddict [HA] at 21:05 --
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hah ahhhhhh man, that was a fun power trip. you can't wait to be future you so you can see the look on his face! you are quite happy at the moment.NOTHING can ruin your mood. nothing at all
=====> Relay your epic tale to Dan
OH! Dan is on! what a nice suprise! he was the one friend you didnt get to tell yet!
[09:25] -- dilemmaInquisitor [DI] began pestering imperfectGeneticist [IG] at 21:25 --
[09:25] IG: yeas?
[09:25] DI: Dan
[09:26] IG: whut
[09:26] DI: i have NEWs for you
[09:27] IG: what is the news?
[09:27] DI: news that involves me beating up HA
[09:27] DI: which happened
[09:27] IG: go on
[09:27] DI: well
[09:27] DI: this sleuth
[09:28] DI: just became something more
[09:28] DI: :)
[09:28] DI: dont you wanna know how?
[09:29] IG: yes
[09:29] DI: well get ready to marvel at my latest escapade
[09:30] DI: i heard a noise in the kitchen a while ago
[09:30] DI: and i immedietly knew something was up
[09:30] IG: what was up?
[09:30] DI: A robber had the gall
[09:31] DI: to try to steal from us
[09:31] IG: aaaaAAAnd?
[09:31] DI: well i leapt into action but did not anticipate that he was packing heat!
[09:31] DI: point blank he shot me
[09:31] IG: go on
[09:31] DI: the crack of the gun
[09:32] DI: caused me to fall back
[09:32] DI: my eyes were closed but i felt no pain
[09:32] IG: strange
[09:32] DI: i opened them
[09:32] DI: and there the bullet was frozen in midair
[09:33] DI: and
[09:33] DI: the robber was still
[09:33] DI: i noticed that my hand was trained on him, and i decided to experiment
[09:33] IG: hmmm
[09:33] DI: i concentrated on reversing the flow of time
[09:34] DI: and it happened
[09:34] IG: so you
[09:34] IG: went back in time?
[09:34] DI: no!
[09:34] DI: i FROZE TIME
[09:34] DI: and reversed it
[09:34] DI: like
[09:34] DI: in a single small area
[09:34] IG: where?
[09:34] DI: i can do it to various sizes of area
[09:35] DI: around the robber at that point
[09:35] DI: needless to say
[09:35] IG: you kicked his ass?
[09:35] DI: i subdued the creep easily
[09:35] DI: yes :)
[09:36] DI: and i handcuffed him andhe got hauled away
[09:36] DI: well
[09:36] DI: now i have these weird time powers
[09:36] DI: and
[09:36] IG: amazing
[09:36] DI: yup!
[09:36] DI: and appearently
[09:37] DI: at some point i get the ability
[09:37] DI: to travel through time
[09:37] DI: and i used that by telling myself to go back in time and do stuff
[09:37] DI: and future me does it!
[09:37] DI: like
[09:38] IG: soo when did you wake up?
[09:38] DI: what do you mean
[09:39] DI: ?
[09:39] DI: are you implying
[09:39] IG: this is all very unlikely
[09:39] DI: that i was dreaming?
[09:39] DI: ITS TRUE
[09:39] IG: surely you must have been dreaming
[09:39] DI: NO
[09:39] DI: i hit my nemisis!
[09:39] DI: through time!!!!
[09:40] IG: ookay
[09:40] DI: you wanna see? the hard way?
[09:40] IG: nope
[09:41] DI: then ask that bastard Jack
[09:41] DI: ASK him what i did
[09:42] IG: okay you did do it
[09:42] IG: now that wasn't very nice
[09:42] IG: im gonna have to say
[09:42] DI: what do you mean
[09:42] DI: he is a crook
[09:42] DI: he deserved it
[09:42] DI: it was JUSTICE
[09:43] IG: are you sure?
[09:43] DI: yeah
[09:43] DI: he told me
[09:43] IG: maybe youre being a LITTLE hard on him
[09:43] DI: he is in the black market
[09:43] DI: and kills people
[09:43] DI: and is a generally nasty fellow
[09:43] DI: a true nemisis to a sleuth
[09:44] DI: joker to my batman
[09:44] IG: okay listen here
[09:44] DI: how am i being hard on him
[09:44] IG: he's only saying that because he want's to seem cool
[09:44] DI: >:( bullshit
[09:44] DI: what gives you that damn idea
[09:44] IG: also message from HA
[09:44] IG: don't do it again or no future self TO do it
[09:45] DI: message to him
[09:45] DI: FUCKIN TIMEPUNCH
[09:45] DI: ANYWHERE ANYWHEN
[09:45] DI: he has to sleep sometime
[09:45] DI: but really
[09:46] DI: what the hell gives you the idea that he isnt that bad
[09:46] IG: i don't know he told me
[09:47] DI: how do you know he isnt lying
[09:47] IG: because we're all friends here
[09:47] IG: i mean if you didn't like him so much
[09:47] IG: he wouldn't be on your chumroll
[09:47] DI: >:/
[09:48] DI: y-you know what
[09:48] DI: he is only on my chumroll so i know when he is up to no good
[09:48] DI: ..
[09:48] IG: that tells you nothing!
[09:48] DI: ....
[09:48] DI: i
[09:49] IG: deep down inside YOU LIKE HIM
[09:49] DI: NOOO
[09:49] DI: i hate him! he is a jerk! he makes me look like an idiot!
[09:49] DI: he probably talks about how much of a loser i am all the time
[09:49] DI: and its alll
[09:49] DI: fuckin
[09:49] DI: lies!
[09:50] DI: !!!
[09:51] DI: IG
[09:51] IG: Here me
[09:51] IG: i am here just trying to explain to you some facts
[09:52] DI: but
[09:52] DI: he is my nemisis
[09:52] IG: YOU
[09:52] IG: ARE
[09:52] IG: A
[09:52] IG: BOY
[09:52] DI: we were BORN to hate eachother
[09:52] DI: SO FUCKING WHAT
[09:52] DI: MAYBE IM MATURE FOR MY AGE
[09:53] DI: YOU MOUNTAIN DWELLERS DONT HAVE
[09:53] DI: ANY
[09:53] DI: CLUE
[09:53] IG: welll youre acting like a baby
[09:53] DI: NO
[09:53] DI: im not
[09:53] DI: fuck
[09:53] DI: im not acting like a baby
[09:54] IG: no one can be BORN to hate some one
[09:54] DI: but its destainy...
[09:55] DI: like i was born
[09:55] DI: to be the best sleuth every
[09:55] IG: for someone who can sleuth out so far
[09:55] IG: you have like nooooooo idea about your inside
[09:56] DI: I know perfectly well who i am
[09:56] DI: listen
[09:56] DI: you fuckin wanna know something
[09:56] DI: something only ONE other person besides you and me knows
[09:57] DI: i fuckin know who i am
[09:58] IG: ugh fine
[09:58] DI: do you wanna hear?
[09:58] IG: yes
[09:59] DI: I know im no sleuth
[09:59] DI: i know that a 14 or so year old kid aint a fucking mastermind
[09:59] DI: he is obviously NOT a nice kid
[09:59] DI: but not evil
[09:59] DI: but
[09:59] DI: as for who i am
[10:00] DI: im a loser
[10:00] DI: my mom is the real hero
[10:00] IG: you're not a loser
[10:00] DI: she is the real sleuth
[10:00] DI: NO
[10:00] DI: I AM
[10:00] DI: im pathetic,
[10:00] IG: no you're a kid
[10:00] DI: i cant even leave my front door!
[10:00] IG: please be one
[10:00] DI: i havent been out of the house for three years
[10:00] IG: wha
[10:01] DI: I-i am agoraphobic
[10:01] DI: im afraid of the outside world
[10:01] DI: the farthest i can go
[10:01] DI: is the apartment complexs front door
[10:01] DI: i really do sleuth! just
[10:01] DI: small stuff for neighbors
[10:01] DI: finding remotes
[10:01] DI: and stuff
[10:01] DI: but
[10:02] DI: i cant even leave my fucking apartment complex
[10:02] DI: i have no real friends
[10:02] DI: no connections
[10:02] IG: a-a-at least you see other people
[10:02] IG: do you know what a girl looks like?
[10:02] IG: you always talk about them
[10:02] DI: well, i have seen a few...
[10:02] DI: my mom
[10:03] DI: uhm thats really it....
[10:03] DI: the neighbors
[10:03] IG: how do they loook?
[10:03] DI: uhm...
[10:03] DI: well
[10:03] DI: old
[10:03] DI: but i am asuming that the girls we talk to are alot different looking
[10:03] DI: i mean
[10:04] DI: i saw pictures on the Abernathies room
[10:04] DI: of Mrs. Abernathie when she was young
[10:04] DI: so
[10:04] DI: i mean
[10:05] DI: they are pretty!!
[10:05] DI: and uhh
[10:05] DI: they look a bit different than us guys
[10:05] IG: like?
[10:05] DI: uhm
[10:05] DI: like
[10:05] DI: facial structure
[10:05] DI: body structure and shit
[10:06] IG: Are the giants :?
[10:06] DI: uhhh
[10:06] DI: no
[10:06] DI: picture you
[10:06] IG: me
[10:06] DI: long hair
[10:06] IG: long
[10:07] DI: uhm, gentler looking face i guess.....
[10:07] IG: gentle
[10:07] DI: and uhhh a different body structure
[10:07] DI: not giants
[10:08] DI: uhg
[10:08] DI: one second
[10:09] IG: ?
[10:10] DI: http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/ga...ds-ubisoft.jpg
[10:10] DI: ta da
[10:10] DI: internet
[10:10] IG: the ds is obstruction
[10:10] DI: wut
[10:10] IG: i can't see her
[10:11] IG: just a soft looking face
[10:11] DI: siiggghhh one second
[10:15] DI: http://www.toonpool.com/user/1282/fi...oys_167575.jpg
[10:15] DI: http://static.tumblr.com/hwxc0fh/ZZOljtbpl/yomisma.gif
[10:16] IG: woah
[10:16] DI: females
[10:16] IG: i feel funny
[10:16] DI: uhhhhh
[10:16] DI: hey man
[10:16] DI: dont uhh
[10:16] DI: get TOO excited there
[10:16] IG: what do you mean?
[10:17] DI: uhhh
[10:17] DI: nothin
[10:17] DI: ANY-FUCKING -WAY
[10:17] DI: back on topic
[10:17] IG: okay?
[10:17] DI: look
[10:18] DI: you are right
[10:18] DI: i pretend to be a ladies man
[10:18] DI: im not
[10:18] DI: i pretend to be tough
[10:18] DI: im not
[10:18] DI: i pretend tobe cool
[10:18] DI: im not
[10:18] DI: i pretend that i deserve to be alive
[10:18] DI: i dont
[10:18] IG: you do
[10:19] DI: no, i may be just a kid, but
[10:19] DI: most other kids
[10:19] DI: have at least
[10:19] DI: made a mark
[10:20] IG: you can make a mark
[10:20] DI: psh
[10:20] IG: it'll e somewhere else
[10:21] DI: whatever man
[10:21] DI: my pretend sleuthing is all i have to live for
[10:21] DI: this fucking persona
[10:21] DI: this is me
[10:21] IG: then do it
[10:21] DI: the loser at the keys
[10:21] DI: thats a nobody
[10:21] IG: rest easy please
[10:21] DI: so please dont insinuate that i dont know myself
[10:22] IG: and also
[10:22] IG: i can't wait till the game
[10:22] IG: i promise to do well for you
[10:22] DI: i also cant wait. thank you.
[10:22] DI: and hey
[10:22] DI: please dont tell
[10:22] IG: got it mr.sleuth
[10:22] DI: i dont want everyone else to see me as a loser..
[10:23] IG: hey i promise
[10:23] DI: and dont expect me to like HA >:/ our rivalry/ hatred will continue
[10:23] -- imperfectGeneticist [IG] ceased pestering dilemmaInquisitor [DI] at 22:23 --
.......fuck.....
your head drops into your hands and you start to cry
======> Stifle your self hatred!!
You fail miserably. Your head in your hands, the pent up sadness and anger at yourself unleashes itself in a deluge of tears that cascade down your face. You rip the problem sleuth poster from your wall. you dont deserve to have his visage on your wall.
======> Continue
You sit on your bed, hoping that the webcam on your computer was turned off, you cant have your friends seeing this! you blubber out almost incomprehensible words as you cry
Fuck..fuck....
=====> be the puppetmaster, who is also a crossdressing costume designer
Sam Aracana
A poem i wrote for Greer
My dark room is lighted by the glow of a screen
Before me a vision, unlike one I have ever seen
She makes me smile and laugh, and helps pass the days
Who is this woman, who lights up my life?
Greer is her name
and we met by fate, a random occurrence
not a minute too late, for she captured my heart
and I captured hers, a meeting that happened
when we needed eachother most.
She is beautiful and funny
A great writer and a good leader
I couldn’t ask for anyone greater
And I never would, For she is the girl of my dreams
And my dreams have never been sweeter
Sitting in your room, staring at your father’s pocketwatch as it swings slowly back and forth, you meditate on an old truism.
Be careful what you wish for.
Your computer beeps.
Someone is pestering you.
-- depressedScientist [DS] began pestering mesmeraisuChan [MC] at 19:11 --
DS: so DI told me stuff
DS: about you and him
DS: and powers
DS: and what not
MC: Um.... what did he tell you exactly, desu?
DS: well mostly he talked about himself and time shit
DS: but then he said you made him do stuff
DS: somehow
MC: Hai... uh, its sorta hard to explain. Actually, I don't know how to explain it, desu.
MC: It all seems so unreal.
DS: :O
MC: But as far as I can tell, DI-kun erally has some kind of magical time powers, de aru.
DS: haha
DS: yeah
DS: and he put a giant hole in my arm >.<
MC: What?! Oh no! That's awful! Daijobuka? Aer you okay?
DS: yeah
DS: now i am
DS: its mostly bandaged up now, haha
MC: Mo...what happened?
DS: well i went to check on my chemicals for a minute
DS: then suddenly his future self slaps me through time
DS: some chemicals spilled on my arm
DS: and yeah
MC: Oh no! And now he has to do it in the future even though he knows what will happen! T__T
DS: haha
DS: yeah
DS: and he also has to do it about 32 more times >.<
MC: Naaaaaaniiii?
DS: but he agreed to not do it for now
DS:
DS: lets hope he stays true to that, haHA
MC: Well, if it already happened.... :/
DS: :/
DS: no i mean that he won't have his future self send any more timehits to this time period for a while
MC: Oh. That's good I guess, desu.
DS: haha yeah I guess
MC: So....I don't really know what is up with all this super power stuff you were asking about. Its kind of a big coincidence I finally had a breakthrough with my hypnosis at the same time, desu
DS:
MC: I guess I can kind of control people's minds a little bit desu, but I am not very good at it.
DS: haha
DS: practice makes perfect i guess
DS: also doing it over the internet might not be too easy
MC: Maybe... but I don't really have many people to practice on, de aru.~
DS: true
MC: It seems pretty fishy for two people to get weird powers the same day, dessu...
DS: haha yeah
DS: if anyone else gets powers now i'm going to flip my shit
-- depressedScientist [DS] prepares in case he has to flip his shit --
MC: Mo.... please don't flip! ^^ Ne, I doubt there will be any more, that would just be too weird!
DS:
MC: Ne, maybe we should talk about the game instead, desu.
DS: sure!
MC: Um, I found out a part of how it works, de aru.
DS: oh?
MC: Each player has a server, who operates certain elements of the game for them, and then they in turn, act as someone else's server, de aru.
DS: oh
DS: sounds interesting
DS: who's gonna be who's server then?
DS: we just need to keep DI and HA faaaaaaaaar apart in the player loop e.e
MC: Yes! That is what we need to figure out, desu.
DS: hmmm
DS: maybe it could go like this
DS: DI-->me-->AH-->you-->HA-->IG-->DI
DS: ?
DS: but i think it'll probably come down to whatever ends up happening
MC: Mo... well, I want to make sure everyone is okay with who is there server.
DS: yeah
DS: but I have any problems with what i posted above. just gotta check with everyone, really
DS: don't have*
MC: Mo, that sounds good! If you can get people to agree with it, then it i fine, desu
DS: okay!
DS: i'll go talk to everyone right now
DS: although you might wanna tell DI
DS: since he might still be a little mad at me on the inside
MC: Mo, I don' think he will be, but I will talk to him, desu!
DS:
DS: thanks
MC: I will talk to you again soon, desu!
MC: Let me know if you get answers from anyone!
DS: okay!
MC: Ja ne! Talk to you later!
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] ceased pestering depressedScientist [DS] at 19:50 --
Oh dear!~ You suppose you had better make sure that order is okay with everyone!
-- addictiveHero [AH] began pestering mesmeraisuChan [MC] at 19:20 --
AH: Hello Hannah? o:
MC: Oh, hello, desu! This is DI-kun's friend, right?
AH: Yes! We're more like RIVALS than friends though! ;P
AH: So uh, he told me you have some copies of a new game?
MC: Oh, well, I guess that is alright too, desu. ^^ It is nice to meet you.
MC: And yes, I will have some copies very soon! ^^
AH: He said I could play or something like that but I figured I'd ask you if its ok before I jump into it. Also its nice to meet you too!
AH:
MC: You are more than welcome to play, de aru! DI-kun says you are pretty good at games, if I remember right, desu.
AH: Yes! Infact I am the best at games!! c: So you got a good player on your team!
MC: I am glad, desu! It turned out to be harder to find people to play than I thought!
MC: But DI-kun said you were the fuirst person he thought to invite. ^^
AH: Aww. C: Of course! What is a sleuth without his super hero that catches the bad guys for him!
MC: Hehe. ^^
AH: I hope we become good friends while playing this game!!
MC: Me too! Ne, speaking of which!
MC: I found out that we need to figure out a 'server/client' order, aparently.
MC: Like, the server operates elements of the game for the client or something; it is not very clear, desu.
AH: Oh that sounds odd. o: But it also sounds fun to try figure out!
MC: Yes! So, each of us has to agree with omeone else to be their server, desu.
AH: Hmm well who is all playing? o:
MC: Well, let's ser. There is you, and me, and DI-kun, and DS-san, IG-san, and HA-dono. Do you know them, desu?
AH: Yep! I'm good friends with a few of them and I've talked to all of them at least once.
AH: Hmm, I should be HA's client or w/e its called. Because I'm the hero and need to keep an eye out for his evil doings! Also I won't kill him like DI would.
MC: Yes, that sounds like a good idea!
MC: I want everyone to be happy with who there server is, so there aren't any fights, desu
MC: This is a cooperative game, da ne.
AH: Ok, I'm sure HA won't mind so long as HA doesn't connect to DI everything should be fine.
MC: Hai, it would probably be good to keep them apart, desu. But I think DI-kun might want to be his server.
MC: But it is up to HA, in the end
AH: Yeah I guess. :P It seems HA is popular today.
MC: Mo... he is certainly an interesting person, de aru.
MC: I wish I knew more about him, desu.
AH: Well I'm sure we'll learn more about everyone from this game!
AH: c:
MC: Yes, I think you are right, no da! And I am happy for the chance to get to know you too!
AH: So DI told me that according to the plan I'm going to be connecting to you.
MC: Um, sure if that is okay, desu.
MC: I think it was DS who suggested that, desu
AH: Yes thats fine. Really I'm ok with anything.
AH: Oh yes! DS not Di I always get there names mixed up
AH: Haha. :x
MC: Well, I want to make sure it is okay with DI-kun, before I make any firm plans, but otherwise that is okay, desu. ^^
AH: Ok well when you get everything sorted just let me know.
AH: I have to get going now. I had fun talking to you Hannah! I can't wait to start this game.
MC: Okay! Talk to you soon!
MC: Ja ne!
AH: Bye
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] ceased pestering addictiveHero [AH] at 20:04 --
Yes, you really need to sort this out quickly, in case DI-kun objects!
You are glad that's sorted out. Both about the game order, and bout the powers. You will officially stop thinking about them for a while right now.
Oh! Another new person is pestering you.
-- hormoneAddict [HA] began pestering mesmeraisuChan [MC] at 20:01 --
HA: so you are going to be my server player then ?
MC: Um, maybe...desu. We haven't exactly settled it yet.
HA: really ? DS seemed pretty sure about the order
MC: Ne, ne, he is, but um...
MC: He came up with it by himself, and I haven't run it by everyone else yet, desu.
HA: oh, i see
MC: I am trying to confirm right now, because now its a little confusing, desu.
HA: do you need me to convince someone
HA: i can get very persuasive
MC: Um, is that the order that you want, desu?
HA: i seems good to me
HA: i think you will be a fine server player
HA: and i go along well with IG
MC: Well, arigatoo! Thank you. ^^
MC: I think the order will be fine, desu.
MC: I was worried that DS-san was trying to push something on people they didn't want.
HA: well, he thought it through
MC: Yes, it looks like he did, desu.
HA: but... do you know what exactly implies being one's server player ?
MC: Um, well, I don't know exactly. But from the gamefaqs I looked at, it seems like the server player creates machienery for the client to use, and moves things around for them and such, desu
HA: does that mean you will see the inside of my house ?
MC: Um, I think maybe, hai. But the FAQs are really confusing.
HA: well, if you do...
HA: erm
HA: i keep the maces for their HISTORICAL value
MC: Um, okay. Ne, that sounds pretty cool, actually!
HA: you really think so ?
MC: Yes! I like katanas, myself, but weapons are the one thing my dad will not let me have. T_T
HA: oh, that's a shame ><
HA: katanas are soooo sweet
MC: Hai!!! I really hope he lets me get one some time soon. ^^
HA: well yeah
HA: parents can be very stupid with those things
MC: That is true, da ne. But they probably just want what they think is best for us, desu.
HA: "what they think" is the key
HA: most of the time, they're wrong
MC: They are definiately wrong about not owning katanas, and spending all their time at work. T_T
HA: your father is never here ?
MC: No, he is away all the time, desu. Business trips all over the world...
HA: that must be...
HA: awsome !
HA: my mother is always here
HA: i wonder where she pulls the money from...
MC: Mo... I would switch with you if I could, da ne. I wish my dad was home more.
HA: trust me, you wouldn't want to switch
HA: my mother wouldn't even let me out of the house
MC: Ne, really? Does she let you go to school?
HA: nope
HA: she thinks it's too dangerous
HA: i'm homeschooled
MC: Oh wow.... I am sorry, de aru. That sounds pretty lonely.
HA: she is convinced i could catch something that would make me sick
HA: er
HA: i keep telling her it is stupid because i'm not immunodeprimed
HA: but she understands jackshit to medical stuff
MC: That is really too bad, desu.
HA: well, i didn't want to do self-pity or anything
HA: trust me, i'm fine
MC: Okay, I believe you, desu.
MC: Anyway, I hope you will have fun playing SBURB with us,
HA: i most certainly will
HA: i already am, actually
MC: Ne, that is great! I am actually having fun too. I gives me an excuse to talk to new people. ^^
HA: well, i don't usually like to talk to new people
HA: i guess it is my mother's paranoia reflecting on me
HA: but you are a very nice girl
HA: and i think you're kin of an exception
MC: Aw, thank you, desu! ^^ You seem pretty cool too, de aru.
HA: and you know
HA: if it is a simulation game
HA: maybe you could try a katana in it ?
HA: it's not like the real deal, but it's better than nothing !
MC: Oh, maybe! ^_^ That would be neat!
MC: Now I really can't wait for the copies to come, desu!
HA: hehe
HA: when will that be ?
MC: Um, soon I think. The email said 3-5 business days, desu.
MC: So I think tomorrow ir the next day.
HA: that is so cool
HA: i hope my mace will be arrived
HA: so i can show it to you
HA: it is beautiful you wouldn't believe !
MC: Oh, did you get a new one, desu?
HA: yeah, just bought it on ebay
MC: Oh, neat! I would definitely like to see it, desu.
HA: well, hopes it shows up in time for the game
HA: wait
HA: the doorbell is ringing
HA: brb
-- hormoneAddict [HA] ceased pestering mesmeraisuChan [MC] at 20:41 --
MC: Okay!
-- hormoneAddict [HA] ceased pestering mesmeraisuChan [MC] at 20:42 --
-- hormoneAddict [HA] began pestering mesmeraisuChan [MC] at 20:44 --
HA: i got it !
MC: Welcome back, desu!
HA: i got it !
HA: i have my mace
MC: You did?
HA: yep
MC: That is great, desu! It came pretty faset, didn't it, da ne?
HA: turned out the seller only lived blocks from me !
HA: i mean, what are the odds ?
MC: Wow, that is actually a pretty cool conicidence, desu!
HA: yeah
HA: my god it is soooo cool
HA: it even have something carved on it !
MC: Oh, wow, what is it?
HA: Mace of Spade
HA: haha
HA: pretty lame pun
MC: haha, really, desu? That is prety funny!
HA: but still, sweet name !
MC: Yes! When a weapon has a name, you know it is serious business, desu.
HA: yeah totally !
HA: that's it, i'm allocating it !
HA: the other one can go on the wall with the rest !
MC: Oh, good idea, desu! ^^
HA: haha !
MC: That makes me curious. What modus do you use for your sylladx, desu?
HA: diet modus
MC: Oh? That sounds like an interesting one, desu. Mine is Claw Game Modus. ^^ Ne, sometimes it is ahrd to get stuff, but it is fun.
HA: mine is ridiculously easy for me to use
MC: Well, that is a good thing, da ne!
HA: right^^
MC: Oh... my cat is meowing, ne. I had better go feed him, desu
HA: ok
HA: see you later, then
MC: See you!
MC: ja ne!
-- mesmeraisuChan [MC] ceased pestering hormoneAddict [HA] at 20:59 --
You are a little stunned. He ddin't seem nearly as bad as DI-kun makes him sound!