TROLLSLUM CAFE XXIX: 1000% of Your Daily Drama

[darkArisen]

In comes a surprisingly early-risen Solari!
You take a seat at a table and sip your early-morning tea.

[Overlard]

Oh look a Solari.

Yarrex gets up and takes a seat across from her, still holding his mug of rum and dressed like a pirate.

| H-y th-r-. How h+s your night b--n going? |

Completely deadpan. It's like he doesn't even care that he's a pirate.

[darkArisen]

You look over your *hot* tea and chuckle.
Pirate Yarrex is a pirate.
Just finee, aand it just got aa littlee beetteer! x3
Whaat aa nicee piraatee geetup you haavee theeree~!

[castratedDeinonychus]

Weird of him to just. Leave. Was it something I said?

[Mister Always]

some guys...they can't handle th' talk'a sexy fights, is all.

[Overlard]

| Th+nk you. My moir+il got it for m-. Mostly b-c+us- sh- s--ms to lik- dr-ssing up +s + pir+t- som-tim-s. +nd -y-p+tch-s, sh- r-+lly lik-s -y-p+tch-s. I h+d to dy- it gr+y though. You should h+v- s--n it b-for-, it w+s +ll blu- +nd stuff. |

Honestly, I think you ruined a perfectly good outfit by dyeing it.

[soundTrap]

Enter one Voxile, who is apparently having a run of bad luck, as the first person they see upon entering is that guy.

That guy with the crow's voice.

Who they humiliated themselves in front of by drunkenly ordering him a shot of drain cleaner.

Fan-tucking-fastic.

[darkArisen]

Whaat's so wrong with bluee? ):

[[Sorry I zoned out! D :]]

[Overlard]

| Nothing. Just might confus- som- p-opl- into thinking I +m + blu- blood +nd not +n +non blood. Th-n I would g-t cull-d for imp-rson+tion. |

[darkArisen]

Oh, right. DUH. You forget the finest details.
I supposee thaat's truee...
You just realized that trolls get culled for the weirdest things. : /
So why aaree you weeaaring it todaay? I haaveen't seeeen you weeaar it beeforee.

[Overlard]

| F-lt lik- it. I lik- to w-+r som-tim-s just b-c+us- I c+n. It +lso +pp+r-ntly impr-ss-s som- p-opl-. +nd +lso b-c+us- my m+t-sprit p+ss-d my moir+il's t-st, so now my 'r+il is cool with h-r. So I gu-ss I +m w-+ring it for c-l-br+tion. |

[darkArisen]

HAPPINESS +5.
Thaat's so cool! It's aalwaays aa good thing wheen your moraail aacceepts your maateesprit...
In faact, it's aa reeaally greeaat reeaason to ceeleebraatee! Which is awesome! You love celebrations!
You lift up your mug of hot tea. Cheeeers! Pirates do that, right? You don't know.

[Overlard]

Yarrex raises his own mug and clinks it against hers.

| Ch--rs! |

Then he glugs down some of the rum inside.

CELEBRATORY GESTURES COMPLETED: 1

[darkArisen]

You would glug your tea, but you kind of like having a throat.
You sip it instead.
On aanotheer ceeleebraatory notee, I saaw AAnaankee aagaain yeesteerdaay!
I maadee heer laaugh! ^^
HAPPINESS +20 just for thinking about it... and for spelling her name right.

[Overlard]

| Gl+d to h-+r it. Told you +ll you h+d to do w+s just t+lk norm+lly to h-r. -v-ntu+lly you will g-t to know h-r b-tt-r +s w-ll. You should try t+lking to Sph-x+ though. Th+t is h-r moir+il, +nd it is usu+lly b-st to t+lk to th-m +bout this kind+ stuff. |

[Suds McFuddle]

Vileor steps out of the backrooms, hat missing and suit torn asunder. He sits down at an empty table and lights another cigar. It seems like he's trying to act victorious.

[darkArisen]

COMPLICATIONS. You hate them.
But he's right. (Which you also hate.)
I would lovee to, sincee shee seeeems reeaally nicee aand aall, aand I waant to maakee lots of frieends, but...
I caan't eeveer seem to find aa good momeent to introducee myseelf to heer. She must be really popular.

[Overlard]

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| Just t+lk to h-r wh-n you c+n. Sh- will not bit-, I promis-. Sh- is prob+bly on- of th- most fri-ndly s-+ dw-ll-rs to -v-r -xist. |

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Kormut stumbles out of the backrooms, looking disheveled as all hell. Coat askew, charms arranged differently, hair slightly shaggier than usual.

He spends a few minutes fixing himself up, still managing to keep the world's widest grin on.

Then he walks over to Vil and sits down.

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So how was your night? h#h#h#, good as min#?

[SumiumOxide]

Erisal enters the cafe with a husktop under her arm. She sits down in a booth, orders a drink and starts up the computer.

While she waits for it to start up, she looks around the place, not noticing anyone too interesting.

[castratedDeinonychus]

Who the. HELL. Is smoking.

At this hour.

He sure does look victorious, though.

[Suds McFuddle]

Oh look, it's Kormut. Looks like he had a night similar to Vileor's. He starts grinning widely

My night? Well, let's just s@y I spent the night with my new kismesis, hehehe.

[darkArisen]

You chuckle.
You haavee to saay thaat, you'ree heer maateesprit!
But, then again, she sure does seem really nice.
I will try to speeaak with heer neext timee I seeee heer.
...AAnd wheen shee's not busy...

[Overlard]

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Say no mor#, h#h#. M# and G#yith, w#!!....I can't r#a!!y say anything #!s# in pub!ic! So ung#nt!#tro!!man!ik# that wou!d b#.

He raises his hand for a MOIRAIL HIGH FIVE.

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| +lright th-n. Sh- is not usu+lly busy +round h-r-, just c+tch h-r wh-n sh- com-s in. Sh- r-+lly do-s not mind multipl- trolls t+lking to h-r. Not +t +ll. +nd I +m not just s+ying th+t +s h-r m+t-sprit, h-h-. |

[darkArisen]

HAPPINESS +5, CONFIDENCE +10.
You should be friends with Yarrex. He really improves your mood.
Whaat greeaat aadvicee, I will bee suree to follow up on thaat.
...AAree wee frieends? I meeaan, I don't reeaally know you, but... You'ree reeaally cool! ^^

[Overlard]

| W- w-r- not +lr-+dy? I just +ssum-d w- w-r-. But if you w+nt to m+k- it +ll offici+l th-n go right +h-+d. I +m now your fri-nd Sol+ri. |

Really now, you just make friends way too easily.