TROLLSLUM CAFE XXIX: 1000% of Your Daily Drama

[PrussianMoose]

oh re4lly???? th4t'2 cool i gue22
.... 4lthough i'm not h4lf 42 fucking gillib4l 42 i 4ppe4r to be
if you re4lly w4nt to t4lk to her th4t b4d i'll c4ll her over
but hone2tly, you've been h4lf 2t4ring 4t her 4ll night

[privateTenderloin]

Ooh uhh... that soound cooool.
Hmmooo... yoou hungry?
I've goot soomoo steak and burgers and stuff in mooy sylladex if yoou are.

[56danielle56]

Oh sure! If its okay with you, i mean!

[Pootporri]

Hit in the gut. Nutela drops to one knee, looking up at Lazgo.



...ow. nice aim. anyhow, want to know the names of the people you fight or something...? name's nutela, ni---

She stops, and holds her gut. A little bit of blood comes out of her mouth. Hm. A brick is in one of her hands, still, but she's kneeling. Her hair is covering her face, now, since she's looking down. But if you could see her face, you might be able to see that she's smiling a bit.

...and what was that?

There's an itching feeling she's figuring it out.

[darkArisen]

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SHE NOTICED.
YOU MEAN...

I don't think you seeeem too gulliblee...
Oh! Uh, you caan caall heer oveer heeree if you waant...
I meeaan, shee is your 'raail...

[Chasewithlasers]

Honestly, to this day he didn't know if his power could be solely classified as 'gravity control' or it really had to be broken down in two. For all that he knew, he COULD make telekinesis out of gravity control, but, whatever. Ravite stopped controlling the field around the book and placed it down on the table again.

Ravite then tries to touch his hands, feeling an impassable wall. He grins, taking his hand back.



~hehehE...thaT iS A prettY neaT poweR toO, archaI...~

[inexplicableSigns]

Lazgo grins and walks closer to Nutela, claw brandished. He doesn't attack, though.
"<|THAT WAS NOTHING. IS YOUR STRIFE SPECIBUS BRICKKIND? |>"
Making his opponent kill themselves was far more entertaining than simply stabbing them... but this was probably going to bite him in the ass.

[privateTenderloin]

He nods.

Ooh yeah, tootally ook with moo.

He taps his bells uncaptchaloguing some plates with various cooked meats on them. He sets them on the table and takes a seat finally.

Uhh... feel free too have whatever, doon't want it too goo bad after all.
Soo ummoo... what were yoou twoo talking aboout?

[PrussianMoose]

god you're wor2e th4n me

Sphexa shakes her head and waves at Ananke to come over.

[aphoticConniver]

Elejir conks out onto the book, snoring deeply.

[taciturnConviction]

Ananke wasn't even looking at Sphexa and she knows that she wants her over there.
AW YEAH, MORAIL POWER.
Sup, Sphexa??
She looks over at Solari, who is over there too.
Ohh! hHey thhere!
Whhatchha two doing??

[PrussianMoose]

thi2 chick w4nted 4 ch4nce to t4lk to you, turn2 out 2he'2 new in town 4nd l4ck2 enough friend2hip in the 4re4!!!!
i though you could help her out in th4t dep4rtment

[darkArisen]

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HI ANANKE.

Oh yeeaah, I'm neew aand uh... haavee likee no frieends.
Woee is mee!

[Pootporri]

Nutela looks up at Lazgo.


nope!!

>Nutela: Unite Fandoms

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shoryuken!!

Well, that's an A for the effort.

[56danielle56]

She takes a half of a steak and a burger.
Thank you very much!
She says smiling.
Hone5tly I ddont know who 5he wa5. We ju5t kind of introdducedd our5elve5 and talkedd a little.
Damn... she thought. Im sitting here drunk... please please please nothing else embarrassing happen. Bad luck is not needed now, shoo! Maybe the food will help settle this...

[taciturnConviction]

You hhave friends! Don't be so hhard on yourself!!
Aw man guys, I'm just so hhappy, becauseI found thhis cloak whhen I went exploring earlier!! I found thhese goggles a whhile back withh a bunchh of stuff withh my symbol on it, whhichh is whhy I'm wearing thhouse two.. I thhoughht to celebrate learning more about my ancestor I would wear thhem both.
Ahh, but I'm so hhappy, thhis means my ancestor traveled thhe way I'm going!!

[inexplicableSigns]

Lazgo was NOT EXPECTING THAT and finds himself sprawled out on the floor.
Plenty of blood about, but he should be find. Still he's out cold.

[PrussianMoose]

Sphexa sits back, orders a water, and watches this unfold. Fin's crossed it's a train wreck.

[Pootporri]

Works for her.

Nutela stares at Lazgo for a little while, and then captchalogs her brick. She then bends down, looks for a trophy and ohaha finds some necklaces. She picks em off and then stuffs them in her pocket.

Then, she walks off to treat wounds. She's still bleeding off of the side of her head, you know.

[privateTenderloin]

Morece grabs a burger himself and takes a bite but some sauce drips from it onto his shirt.

Aww moon.

He grabs some napkins and wipes most of it off but there's still a big stain. With a sigh he taps his bells a couple times and a spare shirt pops out. He always carries a spare shirt. He stands up and takes off his dirty shirt captchaloguing it and then goes through the tricky process of getting a shirt over his horns.

This always happens.

[darkArisen]

Yeah, don't be so hard on yourself.
Dumb.
Wow, thaat's so cu--cool! I'm glaad thaat you'ree following your aanceestor!
You feel all sorts of scrambled.

[56danielle56]

Xyriss watches as Morece changes. She caught herself looking, and quickly averted her eyes, a blush emerging across her cheeks. When she glanced back, she saw that he had trouble with it. She giggled.
Here, let me help you with that~...
And she made the mistake of leaning over the table.
CRASH
The table flipped, and the plates and drink clattered to the floor. Oddly enough, only 1 plate and the drinks shattered. The meals miraculously landed face, up, surviving the fall.

At least she managed to get help him with his shirt...

[taciturnConviction]

Aw yeah, Ananke's all kinds of cool.
So anythhing cool hhappening withh you guys??

[privateTenderloin]

Morece is surprisingly well muscled, must be all the farm work he does. He manages to finally get his shirt on and then looks at the mess. He is completely oblivious to any blushing and or staring that was or is going on.

Ooh moon, uhh... thanks.
Soorry aboout that.
Ummoo... let moo clean that up.

He puts the table back into the proper position, puts the plate back on it, and then proceeds to start picking up the broken glass. Once the mess is cleaned up he sits down on her side of the table since the floor on the other side is all wet.

Right soo uhh... the fooood.
Hoow is it?
Soorry again aboout that.

[Rai-CH]

And then Charon because why not.
He doesn't see anyone that he knows or isn't in a conversation already, so he takes a seat at one of the tables and orders a coffee.