TROLLSLUM CAFE XXIX: 1000% of Your Daily Drama

[aphoticConniver]

Hah, fix for them. Good one. I'll pay for it.
He picks up the bot and gets to work, welding with a small torch emitting from his finger.

[Araiss]

Well...that threw Doppel for a loop...

WHY do you like this chick again?
She's a nice friend, yes.



CRAZY..crazy can get you in trouble, in danger. You know how ARCHAI was talking about me?, those were attempts to KILL him. You KNOW?, redblood PLUS power EQUALS mutant. It's definitely a BAD situation, THAT'S what's wrong with CRAZY. And when trolls try to do that, they go out with a BAM!

Then Doppel stretched his hand like a gun aiming at the tea glass he had and..boom pressure bullet. It destroyed that glass, shattered instantly.

[inexplicableSigns]

((Not a problem o3o))
"Kin kin kin. Maybe. Do you want to go back down?"
She points at the open vent she's been using to examine everyone in the cafe. It's a bit of a fall, but nothing dangerous.
"Thunk."

[conspicuouslyKalopsic]

Of cours< 3 not-- and I hop< 3 you two ar< 3 back to normal again soon!

Aequa eyes Cirrin's chinscratch and raises her eyebrow, taking a sip of tea.

So anything < 3ls< 3 n< 3w with you?

[scintillatingMoniker]

Eve recoils, then stares with awe.

Okay, sorry! Geeze, don't...

...

B/OW UP ON ME.

eve you're going to get yourself killed someday

[Tluthal]

CHOMP. Lohqua bites Martis' shoulder, likely hard enough to make him bleed even through the coat.

[Strider]

Ventus starts bringing his head off of the table...and then Elejir speaks. He just lets his head fall back onto the table and stay there.

[aphoticConniver]

Is there a problem Ventus?

[Blank]

He rubs his side.

Not really. Injuries seem to be healing.

He rests his chin with his hands.
How about you? You said something about a good friend last night.

[Strider]

"Oh no, nothing at all. Everything's just fucking sunshine and daisies, thanks for asking."
In case you couldn't tell, that was sarcasm just now.

[Araiss]

Was that a joke?..that was probably a joke? Eve may have started off on the wrong foot but...she wasn't fazed by this at all it seemed. Since Doppel pretty much calmed down after that he starts grinning again. He also moves over and puts an arm around Eve.



You are TOTALLY unfazed by this huh? Haha!, maybe you're the CRAZY one. Though, if you don't mind me, then I'm OKAY with you hanging out with ARCHAI. You don't have to worry at all EVE. You're a cool chick, maybe I'll show off some more! You like things getting BLOWN up right?

[taciturnConviction]

Nothhing. My morail senses were tingling, thhat's all.
She paps Sphexa in the head.

[AdmiralIronclad]

Ferros shook his head. "I am fortunate enough that I do not have to work to live. An, ah, old friend was so kind as to provide me with the wealth I need."

"I fill my time mostly with various FLARPs. I aspire to serve in the imperial navy some day, so the practice will be undoubtedly useful."

He raises an eyebrow as Lohqua noms on Martis' shoulder.

"Hungry, Loh?"

[soundTrap]

Do you dessire ffor me To leave?

[aphoticConniver]

Ok seriously, I still don't see a problem. As for your trap situation, I think that'll work nicely as a testing ground.... I could build... hehehe, oh yessss...

[conspicuouslyKalopsic]

Aequa smiles.

That's good to h< 3ar.
And y< 3s, I got to sp< 3ak with a fri< 3nd whom I hav< 3n't s< 33n in a whil< 3.
H< 3's a--

She hesitates slightly.

-- musician. His music is actually what first mad< 3 m< 3 com< 3 to th< 3 caf< 3!

[Mister Always]

...

you get your fuckin' teeth outta me right now or i'm gonna throw you outta that window, lohq.

[Strider]

Ventus just raises an arm and waves in a manner that says 'whatever dude'. Clearly he is still to busy having his face planted onto the table.

[scintillatingMoniker]

Eve smiles and nods. Uh-huh!! Explosions are fun and loud things but sometimes they hurt peop/e. Worth it most/y!

a/so my /usus says I'm not crazy, I just think different.
oh dear this is bad

[inexplicableSigns]

Rendal hesitates, considering exactly how to answer that question.
"... not really. just want you less close."
She's feeling a bit off her game after that Ticker thing.
"vent is ucbnlfortmaoe for you, right.
...
[uncomfortable]"

[PrussianMoose]

oh my god.... th4nk2 for w4king me up....
i-i gue22 i kind of conked out there....

Sphexa is visibly shaken.

[darkArisen]

Flarping does sound too dangerous.
Thaat's reeaally cool! I likee aastronomy!
I likee maapping thee staars aand stuff, aand I reeaally likee teeaa!
...
MAPS.

[aphoticConniver]

Eh, suit yourself.
He keeps working for about a half an hour, then presses a button on the now smaller servbot. It springs to life, inner clockworks ticking, and starts running around the table, doing exercises, the green grooves on it's hodge-podge surface pulsating.
Elejir, in the meanwhile, claps and laughs.

[taciturnConviction]

Don't do thhat ever again!! My Morail senses were off thhe hhook!! I hhad to ride down hhere at 80% speed on my stupid hHive Carrier to get hhere.

[Tluthal]

"Grrrrrr." Lohqua lets up, then wipes her mouth off. "That'2 goiing to 2car."