Time for a short trial adventure! I plan on doing a much longer psychological horror adventure in the near future, so I thought I'd run a quick test to see how things work and get some more understanding of the one variable I can't control in the forum adventures: user input!
That said, here is an adventure for you. I hope you enjoy it. It's probably going to be largely improvised, but I have a basic idea of the goal. Without further delay, I present to you...
I Hate Malls
You find yourself sitting on the bench at the local mall, just moments after entering, spacing out in thought. You contemplate many things, such as the size of the universe, how magnets work, and why dogs smell so bad. But, most important of all, you contemplate what your name is, as you've suddenly forgot it.
What was your name again?
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07-05-2011, 12:03 AM #1Thief of Shade/Seer of Hussie
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I Hate Malls - A short, humorous trial adventure.
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07-05-2011, 12:05 AM #2
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>Andy Smith.
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07-05-2011, 12:05 AM #3CAT BOSS sekret spider??
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> Joe Everyman
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07-05-2011, 12:08 AM #6an actual dog
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> Mart Griperson
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07-05-2011, 12:10 AM #7Rooted Drifter/Prince of Void
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> Iha Temalls
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07-05-2011, 12:10 AM #8
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>Clarence Wong
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07-05-2011, 12:16 AM #9Good Ship WTShip Crewmate
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07-05-2011, 12:20 AM #10Blast Hardecheese
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07-05-2011, 12:29 AM #11Thief of Shade/Seer of Hussie
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Originally Posted by Gloopy
Oh, right. You remember now. Your name is Clarence Wong. God, do you hate your name. You hate your name only slightly more than you hate malls. Which is where you currently find yourself. You think for a moment about why you're here in the first place.
You remember that one of your co-workers is having a birthday today. You've been attracted to her for a while, and realized that you need to go get her a gift to show her how you feel. Not just any gift, a great gift. Maybe then she'll realize you're better than that dumb boyfriend of hers. But what kind of gift would she like? You'll have to figure that out in the next two hours, before your shift starts.
What will you do?
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07-05-2011, 12:35 AM #12CAT BOSS sekret spider??
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> buy her a stuffed toy with a hidden camera so that you can watch her from the safety of your home-lair no wait that's creepy
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07-05-2011, 12:36 AM #13whatever
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>Whatever you go with, maybe you should get a nice card to go with it?
Chumhandle: shockwaveSurrealist
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07-05-2011, 12:36 AM #14Rooted Drifter/Prince of Void
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Run into a store, grab the first person you see by the shirt, and demand the most romantic thing they have. If they don't respond fast enough, go on to the next person you see.
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07-05-2011, 12:37 AM #15CAT BOSS sekret spider??
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This, and then: Originally Posted by PumpkinMan
> Have first person be an extremely burly security guard.
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07-05-2011, 12:44 AM #16an actual dog
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> Do not physically assault anyone.
> Buy a teddy bear and some chocolates.
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07-05-2011, 12:45 AM #17
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>Buy her a dozen roses and a heart shaped box of chocolates.
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07-05-2011, 12:45 AM #18D1CKPUNCH CH33RL34D3R
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> puke on the bench and bray like a donkey
Originally Posted by NotAPumpkin
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07-05-2011, 12:46 AM #19immortal master of eagles
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> Mentally review catalog all currently-known information about sexy coworker.
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>Do Boner Things Instead.Last edited by kyriaki; 07-05-2011 at 12:50 AM.
hi i'm ky.
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07-05-2011, 12:48 AM #20Thief of Hearts
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>A box of chocolate pizza GET IT NOW ADVENTURE OVER
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07-05-2011, 12:48 AM #21WOOKIE
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>Realize that you were drawn with arms and now we can't make the obligatory joke.
>Retreive nose and ears from breast pocket
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07-05-2011, 12:50 AM #22CAT BOSS sekret spider??
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> Be mysterious co-worker.
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07-05-2011, 12:55 AM #23WOOKIE
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>Do things involving boners.
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07-05-2011, 01:33 AM #24whatever
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End up locked in that box for weeks. Originally Posted by FIDUSPAWN
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07-05-2011, 11:07 AM #25Thief of Shade/Seer of Hussie
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Originally Posted by AtomicFeedback!
That's the stupidest idea you've ever had! Why would you ever do that? Deliberately vomiting on a bench might get you thrown out of the mall! And you don't have time to drive to the next closest mall--that's an hour away!
And yet... the supple curve of the bench... the light wood stain... that soft sheen in the illumination...
No, no, no! You simply can't do that. But you need to do something. You settle on just braying like a donkey.
Hyawwwww
Originally Posted by AtomicFeedback!
Your mind goes back to your co-worker. Oh god, she's amazing. Utterly gorgeous. Not to mention, totally adorable. She has such a sweet laugh, like chimes ringing softly in the breeze. You're not sure how chimes and laughter sound alike, but you think it's an adequate comparison. She's incredibly kind to people. More than once, she's offered to share lunch with you when you forgot yours. You always wanted to take her up on that, but you were too shy. You were too shy to even talk to her, really. So, unfortunately, you don't know much about her interests! You'll need to get her something. Perhaps you'll buy her something beautiful, because she's beautiful? Though, no object could ever match her beauty. Even her name is beautiful...
Oh, that beautiful name...
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