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    Word Alchemy (A Text Adventure)

    Hey! This is a new adventure. Basically, you combine things into other things, and you also need to go on adventures. The world is similar to Earth, but there are dangerous Dungeons in a number of places, which is a partial cause of the adventures.

    Alchemy Rules:


    With that long-winded explanation done, let's get on to the adventure!

    Your name is LARRY SANDERS. You're in a SMALL, DECENTLY-SIZED APARTMENT, and you are BORED. You want some EXCITEMENT in your life. But how will you obtain it?
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    Re: Word Alchemy (A Text Adventure)

    Combine BED and CHAIR to get BEAR.

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    Re: Word Alchemy (A Text Adventure)

    >APARTMENT + STAPLE = APPLE


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    > APARTMENT + STAPLE = APPLE

    You combine your APARTMENT and a STAPLE to create...an APPLE! Hurrah! The STAPLE is consumed, but you probably have like a hundred of them.

    > BED + CHAIR = BEAR

    You combine your BED with a CHAIR and create...a BEAR! You're not sure why you did that! In any case, the BEAR appears to be ATTACKING YOUR REFRIGERATOR. Come to think of it, you have some ROAST BEEF in there...

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    Re: Word Alchemy (A Text Adventure)

    >Wonder how you get the mass from a staple to create a whole apple
    >BEAR + BEEF = BEEF

    > PANTRY + TOAST = PAST
    Last edited by Reecer6; 07-07-2011 at 02:33 PM.


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    >Wonder how you get the mass from a staple to create a whole apple
    >BEAR + BEEF = BEEF

    > PANTRY + TOAST = PAST
    PAST + BEAR = PEAR?

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    > Wonder how you get the mass from a staple to create a whole apple

    You wonder for about half an hour, and eventually decide that it has been balanced out by the mass of the APARTMENT. Meanwhile, the BEAR has ripped off the REFRIGERATOR DOOR and thrown it across the ROOM.

    > BEAR + BEEF = BEEF

    You combine the BEAR and the BEEF to create...BEEF! Unfortunately, the BEAR was not consumable, and is still looting the FRIDGE. The BEEF you had used was consumed, but it was replaced by your all-new BEEF.

    > PANTRY + TOAST = PAST

    You combine your PANTRY with some stale TOAST on the COUNTER to create the PAST. You now have a WORMHOLE that can take you back in time. There is a high potential for SHENANIGANS with this. Also the TOAST was consumed.

    > PAST + BEAR = PEAR

    You try combining the PAST with the BEAR. The BEAR seems to be tired from being COMBINED TWICE. The COMBINATIONS might have some effect on it. In any case, you now have a PEAR.

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    Re: Word Alchemy (A Text Adventure)

    >Beef + Fridge Door = Bridge Door?
    >Bear + Rug = Bug
    >Garlic + Picture Frame = Game


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    Game + Pear = Gear
    Time Warp + Cooling Machine = Time Machine
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    Re: Word Alchemy (A Text Adventure)

    > Beef + Fridge Door = Bridge Door

    You attempt to combine your BEEF with the FRIDGE DOOR, but it does not yield ANYTHING. The BEEF remains with you.

    > Bear + Rug = Bug

    You combine the BEAR with your RUG to create a BUG. The BEAR seems to be more TIRED, although it is approaching you, probably because it smelled the BEEF.

    > Garlic + Picture Frame = Game

    You combine some GARLIC from the PANTRY with a PICTURE FRAME to create a GAME. Specifically, MONOPOLY. The GARLIC is consumed.

    > Game + Pear = Gear

    MONOPOLY is no fun. You combine it with your PEAR to create a GEAR. The PEAR is consumed. MONOPOLY is not consumed, but it loses some MONEY and HOTELS.

    > Time Warp + Cooling Machine = Time Machine

    Let's see...your REFRIGERATOR is technically a COOLING MACHINE, and the PAST is effectively a TIME WARP, so if you combine the TIME WARP with the COOLING MACHINE...huzzah! You have a TIME MACHINE!

    In other news, the BEAR is pawing at you and trying to eat your BEEF.

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    Beef + Time Machine = Beef Machine
    (This solves the bear problem and still allows you to use your time machine!)

    Ooh:
    Game + A Rotating Machine(gear) = Gaming Machine

    Let's all try to find absurdly long ways to describe an item and use those!
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    Re: Word Alchemy (A Text Adventure)

    >TABLE + BREAD ROLL = TROLL
    >CODING MACHINE (Computer) + TROLL = CODING TROLL (Sollux)
    >CODING MACHINE + TIME MACHINE = CODING MACHINE
    >A MILLION MOLECULES + DOLLARS = A MILLION DOLLARS
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    A MILLION DOLLARS + PAST = A MILLION PASTS
    A MILLION TIME WARPS + CODING MACHINE = A MILLION TIME MACHINES
    Last edited by wlzrobert; 07-09-2011 at 11:14 AM.

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    > Beef + Time Machine = Beef Machine

    You create a BEEF MACHINE, consuming your BEEF. What is a BEEF MACHINE? You don't know, but it is awesome. The BEAR loses interest in you, now that you are beefless.

    > Game + Rotating Machine = Gaming Machine

    You mix the GAME of MONOPOLY with the GEAR, which you call a ROTATING MACHINE, and you get a GAMING MACHINE! Which is, basically, a GAME CONSOLE. Specifically, it appears to be an XBOX 360. The GEAR is consumed.

    > Table + Bread Roll = Troll

    Your FRIDGE contains a BREAD ROLL. You combine your TABLE with the BREAD ROLL and create a TROLL! The BREAD ROLL is consumed. The TROLL begins shouting about METEORS and DENIZENS.

    > Coding Machine + Troll = Coding Troll

    You call your COMPUTER a CODING MACHINE, and combine it with the TROLL to create a CODING TROLL, who goes by SOLLUX CAPTOR. The BEAR seems interested in the two TROLLS.

    > Coding Machine + Time Machine = Coding Machine

    You combine your CODING MACHINE with your TIME MACHINE to get another CODING MACHINE, which is still an alias for a COMPUTER. You now have two COMPUTERS.

    > A Million Molecules + Dollars = A Million Dollars

    A million AIR MOLECULES combine with your meager walletful of DOLLARS to form A MILLION DOLLARS! You think that was ILLEGAL, but you don't care! YOU'RE RICH!

    > A Million Dollars + Past = A Million Pasts

    You combine your MILLION DOLLARS with the PAST, creating a MILLION PASTS. VORTEXES fill your apartment, leading to a million TIME PERIODS. You pocket all of them.

    > A Million Time Warps + Coding Machine = A Million Time Machines

    Now, you combine the MILLION PASTS, which you call TIME WARPS, with your COMPUTER, which you call a CODING MACHINE, and create a MILLION TIME MACHINES! DEAR GOD!

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    Let's take the Trolls and go through the time machine to find more "basic" items to combine!


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    Re: Word Alchemy (A Text Adventure)

    Tear the apple open to get the seeds, then take 1000 Dollars + Seeds to get 1000 deeds! Are they for houses? Are they verbs? Who knows!

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    Re: Word Alchemy (A Text Adventure)

    >CAN (Toilet) + BEAR = CAR
    >GREATLY TERRIFYING BEAR + CAR = GREAT CAR (BMW)
    >Go to the Great Depression, for fun adventures!


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    Re: Word Alchemy (A Text Adventure)

    Quote Originally Posted by wlzrobert View Post
    Fixed!

    > Tear apple open for seeds, then 1000 Dollars + Seeds = 1000 Deeds

    You wrench apart the APPLE, revealing SEEDS, and combine $1000 with the SEEDS to create 1000 DEEDS. They are all for a FARMHOUSE in IOWA.

    > Can + Bear = Car

    You combine the TOILET (or, in this case, the CAN), with that BEAR to create a CAR! It is a HONDA ODYSSEY.

    > Greatly Terrifying Bear + Car = Great Car

    You combine the BEAR, which is GREATLY TERRIFYING, with the CAR to create another CAR that is GREAT. This one is a BMW.

    > Take the trolls and go through the time machine
    > Go to the Great Depression

    You bring SOLLUX and THAT OTHER TROLL into one of the TIME MACHINES with you, and head back to the Great Depression. There is a long line of PEOPLE waiting for SOUP.

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    Re: Word Alchemy (A Text Adventure)

    Soup Bowl x Time Machine = Soup Mahcine

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    Re: Word Alchemy (A Text Adventure)

    Coding Troll x Soup Bowl = Coding Soup

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    Re: Word Alchemy (A Text Adventure)

    People + Soup =… Oh dear god what have you done?

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    Re: Word Alchemy (A Text Adventure)

    >Make a pun
    >PUN + YOUR LIP = PUP
    >SOCKS + PUP = SOUP
    >SOUP + LIGHT MAKER (Light bulb) = SOUP MAKER
    >WATER + WATER = WAR
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    Re: Word Alchemy (A Text Adventure)

    > Soup Bowl + Time Machine = Soup Machine

    You go the front of the line and take a SOUP BOWL. People begin to shout at you, but you combine it with your TIME MACHINE and get a SOUP MACHINE. Everyone seems appeased.

    > Coding Troll + Soup Bowl = Coding Soup

    You combine SOLLUX (the CODING TROLL) with the SOUP BOWL to create CODING SOUP. It is like ALPHABET SOUP, but instead of all the LETTERS, it only contains ZEROES and ONES.

    > People + Soup = Poop

    After making this, you hurl it away from you as fast as possible. Yuck.

    > Make a pun
    > Pun + Your Lip = Pup

    You make a PUN about your aversion to the recently-hurled POOP, then combine it with your LIP to create a PUP! It wags its tail.

    > Socks + Pup = Soup

    You combine your SOCKS with the PUP to create SOUP. Your SOCKS are consumed. This appears to be TOMATO SOUP.

    > Soup + Light Maker = Soup Maker

    You want to do this, but the closest LIGHTBULB is in a nearby HOUSE, and you don't really want to break in. Also, you have a SOUP MACHINE already.

    > Water + Water = War

    There is a PUDDLE on the ground. You scoop up its WATER in your SOUP BOWL, combine some of the WATER with the rest of the WATER, and...

    ...let the Soup War of 1930 begin. Hell yeah changing the timeline

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    Re: Word Alchemy (A Text Adventure)

    >start running
    Use Your Game While You run = gun (?)
    > Awesome gaming machine + Gun = Awesome gun
    > 3 dollers + awesome gun = 3 guns
    There are words here.... Do you wish to read them? Yes / No

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    Re: Word Alchemy (A Text Adventure)

    >VIEWING SQUARE (Window) + BOX = VIEWING BOX (To watch the war out of)
    >SOUP + (Another) PUN = SUN
    >ALIVE THING + A MAN NAMED KEN = ALIEN
    >WORLD + WAR = WORLD WAR (But keep it in storage until it's ready to exist)
    >1,000,000 DOLLARS + SOUP MACHINE = 1,000,000 DOLLARS MACHINE
    Thus ending the Great Depression before World War II!


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