Hey! This is a new adventure. Basically, you combine things into other things, and you also need to go on adventures. The world is similar to Earth, but there are dangerous Dungeons in a number of places, which is a partial cause of the adventures.
With that long-winded explanation done, let's get on to the adventure!
Your name is LARRY SANDERS. You're in a SMALL, DECENTLY-SIZED APARTMENT, and you are BORED. You want some EXCITEMENT in your life. But how will you obtain it?