> Hire a Bulbasaur to prepare sushi
From one of your many POKéBALLS, you send out a BULBASAUR and hire it to prepare various kinds of SUSHI.
> Hire a Squirtle to operate the fryer
You send a SQUIRTLE from another of the POKéBALLS and hire it to man the FRYER.
> Hire a Charmander to cook
You send out a CHARMANDER, from a third POKéBALL, and hire it to do the COOKING. It seems happy at the prospect of its new job.
> Blend-Tec Video + Your Need For A Drink Mixing Machine = Blend-Tec Drink Mixing Machine
You want a POWERFUL BLENDER, so you search BLEND on YOUTUBE and come up with the BLEND-TEC WILL IT BLEND VIDEOS. By combining one with your NEED FOR A DRINK MIXING MACHINE, you create a BLEND-TEC DRINK MIXING MACHINE.
You resist the urge to blend CAMERAS and RAKES.
> Hire a Samurott to cut food
You send out a SAMUROTT and hire it to handle CUTTING. It cuts SEAFOOD, SEAWEED, and CUCUMBERS for the SUSHI. It cuts FRUITS AND VEGETABLES for SOUPS and STEWS. It also cuts LEMONS AND LIMES to stick on DRINKS.
> Car + Books = Cooks
You combine the CAR of one of the BAR PATRONS with someone's BOOKS to create COOKS. They will work alongside the POKéMON in the KITCHEN.
> France + Your Name = Fame
> Glass + Story = Glory
> Such A Great Bar + Excess = Success
You combine FRANCE with YOUR NAME to get FAME, then combine a GLASS with the STORY in the BOOK to yield GLORY. Your BAR becomes well-known, and posts start apeparing on the BAR FORUM. Additionally, you combine SUCH A GREAT BAR with the EXCESS (of POKéMON) to create SUCCESS. OH, YEAH
> Image + Mortality = Immortality
You combine an IMAGE on the wall with your MORTALITY and get IMMORTALITY! That's...kind of worrying.
> Good Friend + Reviews = Good Reviews
> Good Reviews + Waiters For Your Bar = Good Reviews For Your Bar
You call a GOOD FRIEND, and you have a CONVERSATION. As it wraps up, you combine your GOOD FRIEND with some REVIEWS to get GOOD REVIEWS. Being more specific, you combine the GOOD REVIEWS with the WAITERS FOR YOUR BAR to yield GOOD REVIEWS FOR YOUR BAR. THIS IS AWESOME.
> Glass + Story = Gory
> Gory + Accident = Gory Accident
> Gory + A Book's Ending = Gory Ending
You try recombining the GLASS and the STORY and you instead get GORY. This will allow you to make something GORY. You combine GORY with an ACCIDENT (someone spilling their BEER) to create a GORY ACCIDENT. A WAITER carrying SILVERWARE subsuquently slips on the SPILLED BEER, falls forward, and is impaled by the SILVERWARE. The GORY is consumed.
You whip up another GORY and combine it with the BOOK'S ENDING to create a GORY ENDING. Hopefully not for you (wait, of course not, you're IMMORTAL.) A CEILING FAN comes detached and shreds the PATRON sitting below it, and your second GORY is consumed.
> Gin + Vagrant = Giant
You see a VAGRANT wandering outside the BAR, and combine some GIN with him to create a GIANT. He can't comfortably fit in the BAR, so he squeezes out the DOOR to get outside.
> Giant + Andrew Hussie = Giant Andrew Hussie
By combining the GIANT with ANDREW HUSSIE, you create a GIANT ANDREW HUSSIE. He proceeds to etch TITANIC PICTURES into the GROUND. SOLLUX recognizes himself in one and FREAKS OUT.