My Little Pony: Friendship is Mainstream

[Irockz]

take all of my love.

Meanwhile...

>Win'dy: Realise the outfit you ordered from Rarity hasn't arrived.

[Galloglasses]

The trees have eyes! Or white dots, whatever.

> Expound on the meaning of "work to do"

> Win'dy and co: Hatch Plan

Gallant: Ok, so you're telling me you planned to set off the explosives at the exact time a Narwhale family - which you couldn't possibly have known about might I add - had been surfacing for air.
Jerk: Yep


Gallant: Then proceeded to gut them, harvest their bones flesh and blubber for use as rope and sail, as well as magical navigation to find land, AS WELL AS somehow using the remainder blubber to call up a windstorm using Arcane Science.
Jerk: mm


Gallant: And you somehow did all that between when we found Win'dy in the woods and when we got back to this side of the island.
Jerk: And made a sandwich!


Gallant: Jerk, I am a Unicorn, my breed of ponies ejaculates the raw stuff of the cosmos from our foreheads in order to use a pair of Scissors. And even I have to call bullshit on all of this.
Jerk: Well you can't exactly use any magic for whatever retarded reason, so your arguement is invalid. Not being able to do even a little magic is like, being sterile to you guys, right?
Gallant: Gods I fucking hate you
Win'dy: was the entrails strewn about the forest really neccessary?
Jerk: Where we're going it'll give us street cred.
Win'dy: Dear Luna, where in the hell would that be?



Jerk: Gallant go get that world map of yours
Gallant: I can't, you blew it up, including the rest of my shit that was in our shelter.
Jerk: then draw up a new one, there's a good Zebra.
Gallant: Sit on my Horn and Spin.
Jerk: Chill, Zebra, anyway Win'dy, there's some technobably device up on the old hill with two Narwhale horns, you can use that to navigate this island-ship.
Win'dy: How did you set up a navigation device without knowing how it works?
Jerk: I have my ways
Win'dy: Oh? And what sort of ways are they?
Jerk: Squiggly ways

[Cony the Pony]

>CC: Don't drown

[Asmodemus]

>Grab onto one of the nearby rocks!

[Godbot]

> Quick! Dog paddle!

wait

[Andorxor]

> Use a agent gadget

[williamcll]

fly

[PriffyViole]

> You're a pegasus, FLY OUT OF THE WATER!

[HiHeiwa]

>CC: Don't drown

"Arahbfaghuibnfafnaglub"



"Aiafnaowjdfapokfapoflughk"
"'Sup Bitch."



You are now Win'dy Hooves.
Apparently this is the...navigation device. You're not sure you want to touch it, but you guess you have to if you don't want to get lost in the ocean forever.
Sometimes you wonder how you managed to get into this mess...

Now this a story, all about how...
Your life got flipped turned upside down...



Born as an earth pony from a pair of pegasi, a black sheep from the start...

[Asmodemus]

> What role did you play in life, what was your part?

[Godbot]

> Touch the navigation device. Flip the entire island upside-down by accident.

[HiHeiwa]

> What role did you play in life, what was your part?

A house on a hill, he did live his life
A simple existence, but not without strife



Locked in his room, by his parents command,
To escape all the evils, which befall our land,
Only allowed to roam nearby, in the time of the light,
But restricted, confined, in the time of the night,



But a device he had found, that fateful day,
Now what shall he do with it, what do you say?

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I found a way I enjoy drawing ponies more, which is why my art has changed (again)

[Ford Johnes]

>Take that thing apart to see how it works and/or what it does.

[jongyon7192p]

> How did you find it? I thought you were locked in your room.

[HiHeiwa]

> How did you find it? I thought you were locked in your room.

Only allowed to roam nearby, in the time of the light,
But restricted, confined, in the time of the night,

Sorry, I intended to mean that he was allowed out during the day, and only locked in his room at night. He found it while he was wandering around that day.
Sorry for the confusion!

[Godbot]

> use HAMMER

[Galloglasses]

No updates yet guys? No? Ok here have some drive by filler to entertain/annoy the hell out of you while you wait for more pony

[HiHeiwa]

> use HAMMER

He tried what he wished, and raised his mallet
The outcome would be good, with some nice luck.
But what happened next, was not as he saw it,
He swung his tool down and then did scream...

[littlebeasti]

> You maniac! You blew it up!

[HiHeiwa]

> You maniac! You blew it up!

And within the blast was something more than pain
As if it had tapped straight into the pony's brain



He was filled with thoughts, mechanics, ideas
And with these thoughts came the mark on his rear



He built what he could from the parts he could find
Constructing the wings far ahead of their time



And one fateful night, without thought nor care
He donned his lenses and fled his parent's lair.

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I got lazy with the last panel.

[Ford Johnes]

>Remember you forgot to put some straps onto the wings.

[jongyon7192p]

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I got lazy with the last panel.

Oh no, you didn't!
It looks beautiful...

>Win'dy: Go back to your parents, now! Ya gotta brag about your wings! Right up their face!

[HiHeiwa]

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I got lazy with the last panel.

Oh no, you didn't!
It looks beautiful...

>Win'dy: Go back to your parents, now! Ya gotta brag about your wings! Right up their face!

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Yes I did. But then again, redrawing the entire thing would be a pain and a huge blow to consistency.

[Edrobot]

>Become a superhero!

[littlebeasti]

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GRAMMARSPELLING TIME!

Constructing the wings far ahead of their time

And one fateful night, without thought nor care

Although it is interesting to contemplate a "fatful night"...

You know I keep thinking of this song.