What the fuck have you done lately? Achievement Thread.

[irrelevantEternity]

Sticky Slap: Be completely obsessed with sticky hands.
*A bat is fine too: Attempt to get a sticky hand from a "vending machine", get a sticky BAT instead. Be ok with it.
NEEEERD : Have people look at you funny because you said the word "reminiscent".
My god, it's full of soy sauce!: Make shoyu ramen after spending forever finding ingredients.
*Close Enough: Use rice vinegar because you couldn't find cooking sake.
**Doesn't matter: IT WAS DELICIOUS ANYWAY.

[Holly]

I did the very last thing for my bachelor project, an evaluation, that I should have done MONTHS ago when I was just finished with the project. But I kept pushing it up. And this week I suddenly realized I might not get my diploma or whatever and my family would be so disappointed and everything would suck so I did it! It took like a whole day but I did it! Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FEEL LIKE FLYING AND HAVING SEXY TIMES

[Kitaruheart]

I NEED SLEEP: Change sleeping habit
HIGH SCHOOOL: start it as a 9th grader CONGRATS*this is late bah who cares*

[Karhs12]

Scratchgestion: Spend roughly an hour adding a Doc Scratch-like effect to a bit of text for a fan adventure. A suggestion for a fan adventure, actually. It got chosen, and it made me happy. The adventure in question is Songs We Sing and you should read it now yes.

[_Quietus_]

Tricked my dad into thinking that I visited him three times in one week
When in reality, I did not visit him at all
I told him later of course
But it was funny as shit

[spatialWanderer]

CuRrEnTlY lIvInG iN aUsTrIa FoR a YeAr. HoNk. :O]

[PandaOdin]

Achievement Unlocked - Acquire own place!

[Yayz]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Your soul belongs to us now: Buy the new release of a pokemon game.

Black two, heck yes. I will probably spend way too much time on this, more than I should.

[cloudNinja]

I signed up to participate in Extra Life next weekend. I have plans to play Minecraft, Borderlands 2, and Pokemon Black 2.

I'm currently accepting pledges at my pledge page if anyone would be willing to donate a few bucks to helping out a worthy cause. All pledges made through my link will go to the Columbus, GA Medical Center. You can pledge with any major credit/debit card or via Paypal. Donations can be made on a one-time or monthly basis.

[Wiwaxia]

Mycovore: eat more than five species of mushroom in a single day.
(final tally: oyster mushroom, shiitake, chanterelle, market/portabella, lobster, morel, bear's tooth, and motherfuckin Boletus edulis)

[MustLoveCats]

ACHIEVEMENT EARNED!
Apple Tablet: Get an iPad.

[MamaVriska]

Achievement Unlocked!
Unforunate Book Collector: Collect all books of ASoUE

[roccie]

Achievement Unlocked!
Homework Banshee: Finished 3D Animation Homework

Next Achievement:
Homework Champion: Must finish Figure Drawing Homework

[donuts741]

Achievement Unlocked!
Ultimate Procrastination: Write a whole entire essay one night.

Next Achievement:
Project Procrastination: Read a whole book and do a project on it in one night.

[BRPXQZME]

Wasn’t even on a date: Get a positively identified whiff of the Subway stonk from 100 or more feet away (100/100).

(this particular joint isn’t usually putting out that much weird stonk.)

[Green Sun]

I am attempting. As long as I still have the will to try, that's what matters.

[MustLoveCats]

Taptaptap: Tap something on your iPad.

[optimusjamie]

ACHIEVEMENTS GET!
Son of Dirty Harry: Acquire a Revolver.
I LIKE THE LAW: Become a Judge Dredd fan.
How do I Badminton?: Hit yourself in the face with a badminton racquet.
Self-Induced Schizophrenia: Make a Tulpa

[PandaOdin]

Achievements Unlocked - Acquire own Apartment. Get internet. Returned for more Homestuck!

[BRPXQZME]

Servant of Uncle Sam: Upgrade to the computer you need to get work done... too bad you’re a power user.

[josephStaleknight]

ACHIEVEMENT GET: Start NaNoWriMo 2012 while still having to do homework in college.

[Mechajin]

Chillin' in Acapulco: Finish Bob & George
Ice Cream Addict: Finish Bob & George TWICE
Blitzin': Finish Bob & George in three days.
Strifer: Have a swordfight with someone while playing Homestuck Music in the Background.
Swordsman: Own a Latex Sword.
Dragoon: Own a Latex Spear
Samurai: Own a Bokken.
Musashi: Own two bokken.
Final Fanatic: Sell your soul to square-enix.
Can't Abscond Bro!: Do Bro's Point and Thumbs down taunt before a swordfight.
MS Paint Adventure: Finish your first MSPA comic. (Finish date, During A6I2. Right Before Hussie was shot.)
Enemy of the Entire Fandom: Feel somewhat sympathetic for Eridan, It wasn't ENTIRELY his fault he went evil
X2 Fandomhate combo: Think Nepeta isn't really all that.
What's the Problem here?: Finish Problem Sleuth after Homestuck, and think it's blindingly simple as as a result.
Cave Storywriter: Finish Cave Story.
Yellow Belly: Finish Cave Story on EASY MODE
But not too easy: Finish the Hidden Last Cave in Cave Story before the normal one.
Enemy of all Homestuck Shippers: Don't ship John Karkat
So much Gamerscore: make your first achievement thread post.

[Bohandas]

I designed a series of religious tracts bashing the Republicans for their callous attitude toward the poor. (Reprinted below)

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If elected to office, Mitt Romney would cut social welfare programs for the poor to pay for
tax cuts for the wealthiest 1% of Americans


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Listen, my dear brothers: Has not God chosen those who are poor in the eyes of the world to be rich in faith and to inherit the kingdom he promised those who love him?
But you have despised the poor! Is it not the rich who oppress you and persecute you?

(James 2:5-6)

Mitt Romney says:

"There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what. All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you name it. That that's an entitlement. And the government should give it to them. And they will vote for this president no matter what.... These are people who pay no income tax. Forty-seven percent of Americans pay no income tax. So our message of low taxes doesn't connect...And so my job is not to worry about those people. I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."
-Mitt Romney

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But Jesus says:

[i]34 “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

40“The King will reply, ‘I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.’

41“Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

45 “He will reply, ‘I tell you the truth, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”

(Matthew 25:34-46)

[Cornbread_TP]

I went out and accidentally lost a hundred pounds

heres a pic for you creepy folk who want it

these pics I have a shirt on, the next one won't

[Khanaro]

I finally updated my interactive story, ate with friends, completed a 5 page paper on freewill, got super clean, and actually ate something healthy for once.