TROLLSLUM CAFE XXXI: A Tale of Too Many Ships

[aphoticConniver]

Elejir is also bleeding and whatnot. Besides, he's not smirking, that's just his natural derpface. He gives a small wave with a green-stained hand before sipping down some ginger ale.

[MostlyHarmless]

X=Thanks=Mr=Purple=Suit!=X

Sevaka takes the comics and the card and heads back to her hive.

Meanwhile...

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Yes, well, isn't that something to tell to someone upon meeting? "Hello, my name is Azazel Vezul, and I'm a wanted fugitive who's caused more problems on this planet than the biggest renegade douchebag, and every well informed bounty hunter on Alternia would love to net the billions of ceagers to turn me in and put me back into being a living trophy"? Because I'm sure that is one HELL of a pickup line. Azazel is still a little flustered to realize the mistake he just made.

I'm a wanted fugitive who's caused more problems on this planet than the biggest renegade douchebag, and every well informed bounty hunter on Alternia would love to net the billions of ceagers to turn me in and put me back into being a living trophy"? Because I'm sure that is one HELL of a pickup line.

love to net the billions of ceagers to turn me in and put me back into being a living trophy"?

billions of ceagers

BILLIONS OF CEAGERS

+ =

[Ocfos]

Agreement: Very well theN, I will be sure to check back here regularly while i'm off-duty then.
Friendly Curiosity: I never got to ask, what's your name?

Zythia's eyes changes appearance to "^ ^".

[cadiumIndigo]

\\\ /\lrIGhT. ST/\y s/\fe now. ///
she pats his head and heads out for now, chuckling softly


EVErything OKAy?

[SumiumOxide]

Lignya looks up to see Krylta, which makes her a hundred times happier. She giggles and waves back before turning back to Saizou.

Hehe yeah... just fine...

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

Azazel gave a soft smile for a fraction of a second until she left, and went back to McScourface(TM) as usual, bluffing off that absolutely nothing happened in the time all that did. Gotta keep up the bad vibes, ya dig? Groovy. Why the fuck am I talking like this

[soundTrap]

dammit why does everyone think they're a guy!!

I am a mussician, Primarily. My hive iss ffull off recording equiPmenT and ssuch.

They take the drink and associated medication with a nod of thanks, and sip the former with satisfaction.

[PrussianMoose]

h4h4h4h4, wh4t 4re the odd2 of th4t even~????

[Strider]

Wait a second...is that BLOOD! o.o Kind of hard to tell from this distance. Ventus walks up to Elejir and...yep, that's blood. Elejir's blood from the looks of it.
"All right, what type of stupidity happened now? I mean seriously, you're bleeding so much lime I could make a few gallons of lime-aid with it."
Um...was that really necessary Ventus? I mean, really. =_=

[privateTenderloin]

Bazz.
Noco to moot yoo or somothong... O gooss.

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Smiling Poveke shifts a bit to get a better hold on Menusa before heading towards the door.

FOUR: ALRIGHT!
FOUR: JUST TELL ME WHERE TO GO!

[Monster X]

Aughnt smiles after the kiss, offering her another energy drink he has.



"I'll be |sure| to. |You| |aren't| just |awesome|, by the way, you're |pretty| |sweet| in all meanings of the word. What'll '|naturebitch|' do if she talks to me, |you| know?"

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Peprer grins happily.



"Eiou're welcome! Ai'm really glad eiou have a matesprait now, Ai alwaeis hoped eiou'd be happei some daei!

So how are eiou?"

He performs the OTHER SIDE OF AN EPIC PLATONIHUG

[scintillatingMoniker]

Menusa rests her head against Poveke and mutters the directions into his ear, which SM is too lazy and bad at directions to come up with a written form of.

It is then assumed that she leaves the cafe, as she is currently in the arms of someone else leaving the cafe.

[cadiumIndigo]

GOOd TO HEAr.
and then inane beeping from wrist
....STUpidgOddamnschedual I'M SORry LIGnya I need TO GO NOW
she quickly puts her trolltag on a napkin ((fixatedStampede)) and hands it to her
HIT ME UP AND WE CAN MAKe BETter ARRangements OK?
and with that she quickly absconds to her duties...heh duties

((sorry for the duck and run but I'm out of time >: ))

[aphoticConniver]

He starts counting off wounds as he talks.
[color=#00FF22]Let's see... fell on a spike, sword slash to the arm, glass shard in the face, bashed in the knee with a gold brick, uhhh.... defensive cuts across both palms, a few bruised ribs, and a bash in the skull or two.
Do me a favor: Don't let anyone steal my wallet.[color]
And then
THWUMP
He drops like a sack of hammers.
...
Elejir. Wake up, you're getting lime-aid everywhere.

[Overlard]

| W-ll th- long-r w- st+y in this position, th- l+rg-r + ch+nc- sh- will~ |

He indicates their position. Him laying down on the booth seat with her on top of him. It's like they don't even know they're in public!

[taciturnConviction]

WHAT ARE THE ODDS????????????

Ananke YOUTH ROLLS RIGHT THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR.
SPhHEXA WhHERE ARE YOU.
She searches the room for her rediculous moirail, finding her in the middle of some godawful cuddle-makeout-sap fest. She runs over there immediately.
WOMAN I COULD hHEAR ThHE TILDES FROM MY hHIVE.
She pulls the couple apart, and paps Sphexa on the head.
GODDAMNIT WOMAN YOU ARE IN PUBLIC.
And then she leaves.

[PrussianMoose]

PLUS ONE TROLL IRKED.
w-wh4t the hell w42 th4t

She coughs nervously and sits up.

eh-hem.... perh4p2 we 2hould give it 4 re2t

[SumiumOxide]

Okay... bye...

Lignya watches her leave, then gets up and heads over to Krylta and Peprer.

[Silly little Artist]

Krylta continues the hug for a little while, but stops.
"I'm reeeeeeally 6lad I have a matesprit too!!!!!! Than₭ you soooooo much for pointin6 her out!!!!!!"

She turns about and sees Lignya!
She turns about and just hugs her Matesprit.
All dis love!

[Steev]

False alarm on those man-senses. Guys are unanimously not musicians in Doulos' magical little world.

<<< Gø øn.
<<< What kind øf things dø yøu recørd.
<<< And are yøu wearing yøur headphønes tø listen tø yøur music right nøw.

((I thought she was a dude because you use "they" instead of "he" or "she," which is superconfusing))

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She'll PROBAHBLY just blow you off! She's pretty USELESS, baht don't take ANYTHING she gives you to DRINK!

Her eyes light up when she sees the energy drink, and she ganks it. Czapra shotguns it and retrieves what appears to be a business card from her sylladex.


Here's my CONTACT INFO if you decide you're gonna COME OVER! »;3

[Ocfos]

Friendly: Zythia, nice to meet you too Bazz.
Curious: So what do you spend your day on, other than this establishment?

[Overlard]

Yarrex just covers his face with his hands and laughs into them.

Eventually he manages to sit up and wipes the tears from his eyes.

| Oh m+n....I h+v- not l+ugh-d th+t much....in -v-r. This whol- night h+s turn-d out quit- nic-ly I think, h-h-. |

[scintillatingMoniker]

Plader gets up again and heads out the door. If he could, he'd whistle. But even before the suit he couldn't do that.

Other lusus-trolls! How exciting.
No, Plader wouldn't think that, he'd think "fuck yeaaaah".
How exciting is more like a Hayyan thought.

[PrussianMoose]

h4....h4.... did 2he ju2t....

Sphexa, it's in the past. Get over it.
She turns to Yarrex.

well 4t le42t we m4n4ged to di2pell your b4d mood!!!!

[soundTrap]

(( Ehe, it's supposed to be confusing. I'm kind of keeping their gender up in the air. They're not a guy, that's all I'll say. 8U ))



IT dePendss...I raTher enjoy ssTyless off mussic ThaT make exTenssive usse off comPuTer-generaTed inssTrumenTalss. Much off my mussic iss made wiThouT leaving my husskToP.

Ah, Thesse? I wear Them in order To ProTecT my earss. They are raTher imPorTanT To me, and quiTe delicaTe.