MSPAPD (U4G)

[Ixcalibur]

You are adventure author and frequent adventure abandoner Ixcalibur. You are currently standing in your bedroom wherein inexplicable posters can be found illustrating your various adventures, some of which were more successful than others. Today is the day you start a new adventure for OldManRupee’s Up For Grabs adventure contest. But first you guess you will check the forums and read one of your favourite adventures. What will you read?

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I am clearly insane starting a new adventure but what the hell. It's for the Up For Grabs adventure contest and is going to be incredibly meta.

[Lankie]

Ix: Read Beardate again, it always brings a tear to your eye.

[Yako]

> Superego.

[Fuade]

>Corgi Adventure

[SleepingOrange]

>Read an oldie by one of your favorite compatriots in adventure-abandoning. The nostalgia always makes you smile.

[Jovian]

>Terrastuck.

[Dragon Fogel]

>The Pointless Adventures of Nopor Puss.

[gloomyMoron]

> Something by KawaiiMelon (it's all pretty much the same >.>)

[ch00_bakka]

>Beginner's Guide to the End of the Universe

[acerbicAves]

> Coreblight

[Ixcalibur]

>Read an oldie by one of your favorite compatriots in adventure-abandoning. The nostalgia always makes you smile.

This sounds like a good idea, if a little open ended. You contemplate which adventure abandoning cohort you should read an adventure of, whether you want to read an adventure of theres that was quickly abandoned or not and furthermore which adventure of theirs you actually want to read. While you do this you have a better idea, or at least one with fewer variables.

Ix: Read Beardate again, it always brings a tear to your eye.

Beardate! Of course! Beardate is one of your favourite adventures. You load it up and settle down to reread. That wonderful flowing prose! That exquisite artwork. You almost feel as though you are there.


Oh shit you are. What the fuck is going on? Erm... well... now what?

[Reecer6]

>Propose to HIPPO LADY with a 24-karat gold ring you have for some reason

[SleepingOrange]

Finally, all your fanfics have come true! Quickly, make out sloppily with whichever character you feel most attracted to today. Or maybe all of them. At once?!

[Dragon Fogel]

>Grab that candle.

[OldManRupee]

Try to get out man!

[Ed]

> Boobquest

[Gimeurcookie]

> Protect the hippo from that bear!

[hero122]

> Boobquest

YES.

[Ixcalibur]

> Boobquest

Of course. If you have the ability to enter MSPAFAs the first one you should head to is BoobQuest by Engineclock. You close your eyes, press your hands against your temples and really focus on the boobs. When you open your eyes you are surprised to find that no change has occurred. Perhaps this is not how you travel between MSPAFAs.

>Propose to HIPPO LADY with a 24-karat gold ring you have for some reason

Since BoobQuest isn't an option you decide to settle for the next best thing. You've always had a bit of a thing for that beautiful HIPPO LADY and quite frankly you think that the MSPA FAN's treatment of her in this adventure is nothing short of abominable. You reach for your emergency engagement ring which you always carry around in case you need to make an already awkward moment that much worse. You get on one knee and propose to her.
"What do you think you're doing?" She demands. "This isn't how this update is supposed to go."
Before you can reply to this your eye is caught by something blue off in the distance. What is that thing? It looks kind of like...


Bob.

Fuck.

[ch00_bakka]

>Draw your weapon!

[SleepingOrange]

>Freak out, throw candle

[Lankie]

Pray for guidance from the holy wasp.

[Gimeurcookie]

> Run.

[Dragon Fogel]

>Politely ask him if you can talk to Bob the Drip instead.

[Ed]

> BATTLE OF THE BOBS