The Good Old Days [U4G]

[Radio]

NEARLY SIXTY YEARS AGO, a new kind of villain began to terrorize the world. Super villains. In response, a group of plucky youngsters with supernatural powers came together to form The Atlas Society, and brought peace wherever they travelled. Years passed though, and the Society passed the torch on to a new generation of superheroes and slipped quietly into retirement. This is their story.




A long time ago, you used to be the wizardly leader of the prestigious Atlas Society. It's been nearly sixty years though, and you're not the strapping young man you used to be. You currently reside in a retirement home solely for superheroes such as yourself. Instead of putting women under your [literal] spell and fighting against ultimate evils with your magical wizard powers, you spend your time playing bingo with your comrades and passing your immense knowledge on to your less than willing wards.

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERHERO NAME?

[cyber95]

The Commander.

[ch00_bakka]

Lord Lightspell

[Roselalonde]

> The Lemon.
> Captain Cripple.
> Captain Obvious.
> Zip Springfield.

[KawaiiMelon]

Magic Man

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HOW ORIGINAL

[SleepingOrange]

You went by the simple name Archmage, which both indicated your power and was a (you thought) clever pun on your regular name, Archibald.

[gloomyMoron]

> Spellfart Nobeard

> Comperte

[ch00_bakka]

You went by the simple name Archmage, which both indicated your power and was a (you thought) clever pun on your regular name, Archibald.

Thsi. Your last name must be Magellan, to complete the punniness.

[Yako]

> Arcanum.

[frostedWarlock]

You went by the simple name Archmage, which both indicated your power and was a (you thought) clever pun on your regular name, Archibald.

Thsi. Your last name must be Magellan, to complete the punniness.

I can't come up with any reason for this not to be perfect.

[OldManRupee]

You were The Wizard. It was simpler times.

[Ixcalibur]

>Your name is Abracadabra and nuts to all those young punks nowadays who laugh at your name. Truth is back then you all had silly names, it was just part of the job.

[acerbicAves]

You went by the simple name Archmage, which both indicated your power and was a (you thought) clever pun on your regular name, Archibald.

Thsi. Your last name must be Magellan, to complete the punniness.

I can't come up with any reason for this not to be perfect.

What those guys said

[DubiousDerringer]

Super-Mancer

[Jovian]

>The Post-Hypnotic Suggestion!

the exclamation point is required.

[Radio]

You went by the simple name Archmage, which both indicated your power and was a (you thought) clever pun on your regular name, Archibald.

Thsi. Your last name must be Magellan, to complete the punniness.

Oh yes, that's right. Although your secret civilian name was ARCHIBALD MAGELLAN, your superhero name was THE ARCHMAGE. Villains cowered and dames swooned at the sight of you!

But that's old news! You decide to EXAMINE THE LOBBY from your COMFY CHAIR OF JUSTICE.



You've got all the time in the world to do this.

[frostedWarlock]

Talk to the girl in the orange shirt. She looks nice!

[Yako]

Greet your old partner in the motor chair.

[Roselalonde]

Talk to the girl in the orange shirt. She looks nice!

> Get away from her you old perv!

[cyber95]

Talk to the girl in the orange shirt. She looks nice!

> Get away from her you old perv! Unless your gay or something...

Shit, no wonder everybody at the old folks home here seems so lonely, if this is how people react when one of them wants to talk to somebody.

[Whimbrel]

Poor old people.

Go talk to the young folks.

[Roselalonde]

-Sinp-

[Bropocalypse]

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Talk to the girl in the orange shirt. She looks nice!

> Get away from her you old perv! Unless your gay or something...

Shit, no wonder everybody at the old folks home here seems so lonely, if this is how people react when one of them wants to talk to somebody.

You don't know what I've been through.

Wow, what the hell.

[ch00_bakka]

>Levitate your afternoon tea from the table you left it on to your Comfy Chair of Justice (CCJ). Because you are British. Because you need a cool accent to be The Archmage.

[OldManRupee]

Constantly reset that clock to the right time. Its always a few minutes fast or slow, no matter how much you fiddle with it.