TROLLSLUM CAFE XXXIII: I Can't Think of Clever Names Fast Enough!

[Strider]

Zorron folds his arms, his legs still up on the table, and gives Adinan a level stare. What types of blood do you limit yourself to?

[privateTenderloin]

He goes back to reading his book and drinking his water idly.

[inexplicableSigns]

BOOM

Boom, for reference, is the sound of a robotic leg kicking a door open.
Andryu walks into the cafe, looking around. Aaaa, where is she? Of all the times for his laptop to break down....

[Araiss]

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[Pandemonius]

Oh, there he is.

"KABOOM!! heeey gerel! yOu gOt the stuff! that's great! KRAKOW!!"

[Monster X]

Gyvnne is sitting quietly at a table, sipping some wine quietly. She looks a little down.

[Temperencia]

wowah! sooooah coolah! iah wantah anah eyah likah thatah justah likah yoah!

As known as, wow your eye is pretty awesome I will now go purposely injure my eye so that I look cooler and get all the bitches. The eye was a bit difficult to see due to the hair, but it was still cool in Pootsy's terms.

hehehehah, woooaah!

Then she leaned over and got REALLY CLOSE to his face to look at his eye.

[Cliff_Racer]

Branng hasn't been here in a while, so he walks in with his surfboard under his arm and takes a table. He orders a hot cocoa.

[Overlard]

Gerel nods and slides the chlorine over.

!!Indeed enjoy the chlorine and hope your friend's pool is quite clean with its use now you mentioned splitting the pay!!

[Strider]

Interesting. In that case I might be able to be convinced to give you a couple of pints every now and again. That is, if you offer enough Caegers. I'm not going to go past that though. After all, I need the stuff to keep from, you know...DYING.

[Araiss]

Blood for Caegers huh...eh you usual buy a meal but if he wants go to that route then whatever.



}{()w /\/\u(}{ /\re y()u (}{/\rging?

[inexplicableSigns]

Andryu walks over to Gyvnne, frowning.
"U|UM|M, H|HeY|Y. sO|OrrY|Y A|AbO|OU|UT|T, U|UH|H... M|MY|Y lA|ApT|TO|Op brO|Oke dO|OW|Wn A|And I|I H|HA|Ad T|TO|O fI|IgH|HT|T M|MY|Y M|MO|OM|M U|UH|H... I|I'M|M nO|OT|T T|TO|OO|O lA|AT|Te A|AM|M I|I?"

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Well hello there.
Huraka walks into the cafe and orders a cup of coffee, sitting down at the counter.

[Strider]

Depends on how much you're willing to offer. Throw me a figure and I'll let you know whether I find it reasonable or not.

[Cliff_Racer]

Branng is just chugging that cocoa like nobody's buisness. And probably being in incredible pain.

[Monster X]

Gyvnne stands, smiling and hugs Andryu.



"Andyu! We've been waiting! Would you care for a drink?"

She stands at a slight tilt, smiling.

[MostlyHarmless]

BOOM

JESUS! FUCK! GAAAH!

Startled by the loud noise, Stifup suddenly jolts awake. He must have passed out after all that whisky.

[rockingCavalier]

And Virrex decides to enter with his regular gusto, already a bit out of it from previous celebrations. Looks like someone's working on that guilty verdict! He sits down at the counter and orders...

...A Big Gulp? Oh god.

[Steev]

Doulos is actually kind of not creeped out by this. She is only a wiggler, after all... he finds this wrestling stuff fascinating, but she is clearly totally on the wrong track. Time for the hero of the people to quit fucking around and do something heroic finally.

<<< I cannøt alløw yøu tø have eyes like this.
<<< This was a terrible injury and I wøuld nøt repeat it even if it is sømetimes a tactical bønus.
<<< It wøuld nøt be respønsible øf me.
<<< But uh.
<<< This is a weird questiøn prøbably.
<<< But cøuld I be yøur hønørary ancestør.

Doulos wants to be her dad. Well then!

A brofist of patronly goodwill is extended for bumpins'.

[MeiMei]

Oh hey Basil you're back. Though, the way you're just standing around is a bit... Unsettling.

[Pandemonius]

"KERPOW!! Oh yeah! uMM, hang On, it'll Be a few MOre Minutes... KABOOM!!"

You sort of sit there awkwardly for about five minutes before your TIMER MODUS releases your wallet. You hand Gerel seventy-five caegars and captchalogue the bottle of chlorine. Six hours should be long enough.

"KRAKOW!! there yOu gO! thanks a Bunch, chuM! KERPOW!!"

[Araiss]

Hum...how much would you give for blood..you only collect a pint usually unless you really need it..well lets see. You sort of feel like this guy just wants to take money from you though.



()k/\y u/\/\...w}{/\t /\[3()ut 50 C/\egers f()r 2 pints?

[Cliff_Racer]

"Gah, ffuck this hhurts."

He sets down his hot cocoa and sticks out his tounge. His hands and tounge are both a bit singed.

[Overlard]

Gerel nods his thanks and stows the money away.

!!Of course of course thank you for the money Fragor it will go towards something I've been saving up for in fact may just make it possible to buy it so thanks again now do you have any other things you or your friend may need!!

[Strider]

Zorron has to try hard not to laugh...EXTREMELY hard. You have got to be fucking kidding me. No way I would do it for that cheap. Besides, aren't you supposed to be loaded or something? What, with being a highblood and all.

[Pandemonius]

" KERPOW!! haha, nO, i'M, uh we're gOOd fOr nOw! what are yOu thinking aBOut Buying? present fOr the Matesprit? KERBLAM!!"