CHUMROLL 2: (Traditional Rude Joke Regarding Trollslum)

[maya]

hey, guys, i don't really want to get anyone in trouble but could we all maybe consider this?

[electricAssassin]

I've had this character lying around for a while, might as well share it with you guys.
I haven't really thought of most of the stuff, so most of this stuff was thought of on the spot, and will probably be updated.
Be the Video Game nerd.

Your name is Matthew Wattisin
You have a handful of INTERESTS, but you favorite are probably VIDEO GAMES
You try to PROGRAM GAMES but end up getting sidetracked and never finishing them. You also DRAW THINGS when you're bored, which is almost all the time.
You also admire NINJAS for their superhuman speed and reflexes.
You live with your UNCLE in THE WOODS, because he studies CRYPTIDS, like so he kind has all these POSTERS and stuff lying around the house, which to be honest kinda creeps you out, but not that much. he also has a BIG STUFFED BIGFOOT STATUE in the center of the living room.
There's also this BIG ASS MOUNTAIN close to where you live, your UNCLE said it used to be a VOLCANO, and you're pretty cool with that.
Because its not like that's important or anything.
Because it's totally useless.
yep,
useless.

This is defiantly not foreshadowing.

You wield the DAGGERKIND Strife Specibus with your dual SAI.
Your ChumHandle is electronicAssassin

And, uhm. i'll try to think of other stuff later,
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NAME: Matthew Wattsin
AGE: 13
GENDER: Male
CHUMHANDLE: electronicAssassin
STRIFE SPECIBUS: DaggerKind
FETCH MODUS: Acrobat
LAND: Land of Rope and Frogs
TITLE: Rouge of Space
CONSORTS: Navy Bobcats

Oh and i'm probably not the first to ask this, but when are we getting a Fan Alien thread?

[Flamerider64]

Oh and i'm probably not the first to ask this, but when are we getting a Fan Alien thread?

It's been talked about but since Fan Aliens aren't exactly as vast in quantity as we would think, apparently, it doesn't need one.
Besides, the Chumroll might as well have secondary uses.

[scientificBlues]

Oh and i'm probably not the first to ask this, but when are we getting a Fan Alien thread?

It's been talked about but since Fan Aliens aren't exactly as vast in quantity as we would think, apparently, it doesn't need one.
Besides, the Chumroll might as well have secondary uses.

This is pretty much it. There are only 20 individual fan aliens total and 20 races. There are about 220 fan humans. There are about 1980 fan trolls. Giving aliens their own thread would be a little pointless -- even with them included, this thread took almost exactly two months to hit seven pages. It'd be a bit of a waste of front-page space to make a seperate fan alien profile index, since the post rate is going to be even slower than this one. At 25 replies a page, even assuming every individual profile and race were posted seperately, it'd be on page 2 now! We are including the Warnet guy from way back in the first Chumroll thread, too.

They're a neat idea and they should be indexed somewhere, which... is why they're rolled in here. If they ever get big enough to where they're taking up a major amount of index space or can support a thread of their own, I'd absolutely say make a thread for them. But I don't think it's wise at this particular point in time.

[Nightcastle]

Be the Teenager who's a complete poser.

Your name is HOLDEN WILIAMS, and you're 18 YEARS OLD.

You don't have that many interests. You're a JUNIOR PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR, for starters. You are part of a POPULAR TV SHOW about a group of teens who like to go ghost hunting called BOO CREW. Despite this, no one CARES ABOUT YOU, and you're NOT FAMOUS. You enjoy CREATIVE WRITING, and have gotten your stories into your school's newsletter a few times. Everyone hates them except for you. You enjoy COMPUTER TECHNOLOGIES and 3D DESIGNING, and you're a TOTAL WHIZ AT MATH. You know ALL THE EQUATIONS. ALL OF THEM. You're PRETTY SNARKY and WHINY, along with having ADD and a PESSIMISTIC VIEW ON THINGS.

Your fetch modus is-- What the hell's a fetch modus? You just carry your things around with you. Your STRIFE DECK, however, consists of OFFICESPPLYKIND, and you use SCISSORS in combat.


You live in the SUBURBS with your MOTHER, in a MEDIUM-SIZED HOUSE. Your FATHER abandoned you and your mother when you were two, and they divorced. Who cares, he was a JACKASS anyway.

If you'd ever played some game named after the area where you live, you'd be known as the ROGUE OF SPOOK in the LAND OF OBSIDIAN AND AURA. The consorts of your land would be YELLOW KITTENS WHO ENJOY SPORTS.

Your chumhandle is spookyDeception, and you Don't have a quirk because that's just stupid.


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Name: Holden Williams
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Chumhandle: spookyDeception
Strife specibus: Officespplykind
Fetch modus: N/A
Guardian: Mother
Land: Land of Obsidian and Aura
Title: Rogue of spook
Consorts: Yellow kittens

[Lazer Ilitenter]

Updated profile for Joe

>Be the dumb kid with the cherry obsession
Haha, okay, whatever you say, sport.



You are now JOE THOMAS. You live with your SISTER and DAD in Indiana.

You hold a MULTITUDE OF PASSIONS. Among the most prominent is your affinity for SLOT MACHINES, which is weird because you're 15. You've actually never seen a slot machine in person, but you KNOW ALL ABOUT THE INNER WORKINGS. You tend to use COMPUTER SIMULATIONS of slots to calm your gambling instincts. But ah! It's NOT gambling when you're at the reel of a good skill stop machine! YOU'RE A FREAKIN GOD with those.

Your other INTRESTS include MAKING SHITTY ROMHACKS. Your best romhack is one of MEGA MAN 2 where you were able to make a new sprite of Metal Man that was GREEN and put that in. That was a good day. You're also a fan of MODDING. You're better at this than Romhacking, mostly because you do not have the patience for SPRITING. Now, how you are able to mod a complex game like ELDER SCROLLS or ROCKET STRIKE LX but can't even work on CASTLEVANIA without making Simon unable to walk to the right is a mystery for the ages.

You also like watching OLD SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS. Your room is plastered with posters of things like MEGA MAN, STREET SHARKS, TRANSFORMERS, and RUBIK THE AMAZING CUBE. In general, you like the EIGHTIES and its CULTURE. You also like reading about your favorite superhero THE ONE-ARMED BANDIT. Whose main power is that one of his arms has been replaced with a flail. It's FUCKING DUMB. As mentioned previously, you also like CHERRIES a whole lot. Cherries are delicious. Everyone wins with cherries. You wish you could grow FRESH CHERRIES in your room.

You're really nice and pally to BASICALLY EVERYONE, sometimes unnervingly so. They could be screaming profanities in your face and you'll just pat them on the back and tell them some PSEUDO-PSEUDO-PHILISOPHICAL QUOTE from a movie to calm them down. However, you do have a few pet peeves, and when you're really steamed you become a GIGANTIC DOUCHENOZZLE. You're also pretty FORGETFUL. Nothing too horrible, just names and sometimes faces and details and facts and common knowledge. ...Okay, so you're not the brightest bulb on the Quanza bush. You have kind of a patchwork of knowledge. One second you'll be reciting a fantastic recepie for baby-back ribs and the next you'll forget what sound a pig makes. Glaring flaw there, but you always try to act like you know what you're doing at least.

Your chumhandle is rotatingMaraschino, and you'lll tend to go off on tangents, but you'lll get back on, and then off. Sometimes. Most of the time. .......Sometimes.

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Name: Joe Thomas
Age: 15
Gender: Male
Quirk: Will very occasionally use 7 of one letters, and uses 3 l's when 2 should be used
Land name: Land of Skyscrapers and Vines
Short land description: Thousands of decrepit, seemingly abandoned buildings span as far as the eye can see, each full of vegitation hanging out of the windows and growing onto the sides
Consorts: Beetles
Title: Rouge of Height
Specibi: Scissorkind
Fetch Modus: Hanoi Modus, works like a Towers of Hanoi puzzle in which the largest item is set at the bottom and the smallest at the top. There are three rungs in which the items can be rearranged. You can only grab the item on the top of any one of the three piles. Otherwise it will either fling it violently at you or refuse you access, depending on your setting.
Dream Self Location: Derse

[llamamiah]

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Another Spiid'R of Swampy's, he's just having me post it. }B33

>Be the pirate spider.



Your name is KALOZHA MODI.

You are COMPLETELY FREAKIN' INSANE, and also QUITE BADASS. You are also CARING and somehow a DIRTY DOUBLECROSSER, at the SAME TIME. In other words, you FREQUENTLY BACKSTAB ANYONE, EXCEPT FOR YOUR FRIENDS. For them, you'll do ANYTHING TO PROTECT THEM, which generally leads to BACKSTABBING RANDOM PEOPLE.

You are a big fan of DUN'SAIL RACING, racing WHEELED BOATS across the ARID DESERTS OF YOUR COUNTRY. You are also one of the BEST DUN'SAIL RACERS YOU KNOW, and even though you DON'T KNOW MANY PEOPLE THAT PARTAKE IN IT, you're still THE BEST.

You LOVE WATCHING PIRATE AND ADVENTURE MOVIES. That's really all there is to say on the matter.

You also have an UNCHARACTERISTIC INTEREST in the OTHER MEMBERS OF YOUR PLANET, especally the SEADWELLERS. You wish to one day MEET ONE, and either BEFRIEND THEM, or KILL THEM IF THE FIRST OPTION IS IMPOSSIBLE.

You live with your SISTER, who is a HOPELESS ROMANTIC and CRAZY ADVENTURER. She also has a STRANGE OBSESSION with the LIVING DEAD, which is KINDA WEIRD.

Your FETCH MODUS is the STUNT MODUS, where you must do a CRAZY STUNT to get your items.

Because of your RACE, you have a strange TATTOO-LIKE BIRTHMARK. Your's is a CANNON on your FOREARM.

Your STRIFE SPECIBI are PISTOLKIND, BLADEKIND, HOOKKIND, and FSTCFFSKIND.

On PalWeb, your PalMoniker is swashbucklingHoodlum1000000, And you talk really crazy and over-theatrically! And your foes will remember the day they failed to catch Kalozha Modi! And now you're off with all the goooooold!

In DVIDE, you will share a land with SHIRIAS, OPKOMEN, and TASAIN, the LAND OF SAND AND ???. You will be the KNIGHT OF STORM. Your part of the LAND will be the LAND OF SAND AND STORMS. Your CONSORTS will be STORMCHASER VULTURES.

>Give info on the Spiid'R Brav'Si.

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The Brav'Si are courageous and seafaring in general. Their Caravans typically go along the coast of the continent.

They are all very strong and typically acrobatic, and each Brav'Si possesses a strange Tattoo-LIke Birthmark.

[Sandvich King]

> Be the SPAAACE guy.



You are now CODY BAXTER.

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Your interests include many things that are SPACE and ASTRONOMY RELATED. You like to look through telescopes, you keep a lot of model rockets, and you wish to become an astronaut.

You know you won't though. Not because you aren't competent or anything, it's because your DREAMS told you that something big and life-changing will happen to you before then. The SKAIAN CLOUDS may be vague, but they're never wrong. You're friends often wonder how you predict the future like you do.

Back to your INTERESTS, you also enjoy PUZZLE GAMES and ADVENTURE GAMES. You have a bunch of them on your AWESOME LAPTOP that your UNCLE made for you (not a lunchtop). He has a lot of cool tech at his house. It's technically your house too, since whenever you're not away at SCHOOL, he takes you there. It's near the top of a mountain (which apparently used to be a volcano) in California and it's one of those cool Prospit Tower houses. It's a long drive from where you go to school, but you try to go there as often as you can. You like to use the top floor as an observatory, and you've got a huge telescope set up in there.

Lesser interests include playing the SAXOPHONE and practicing ARCHERY. You're not sure why your uncle wants to teach you how to use a bow and arrow since you never really need to hunt or fight anything, but you're skilled nonetheless. As far as the saxophone goes, you just decided to try it out and ended up sticking with it.

You often wonder what's up with your UNCLE. He never explains why he decided to build a random white tower in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. He says that you should never go near the RUINS on the other side of the mountain. He never even gives a good excuse why. He also apparently has some weird connection to this game developer called Skaianet, but he changes the subject whenever you try to bring it up.

As far as your personality goes, you're pretty chill. After spending every sleeping hour in a golden city that knows it's going to lose a war, it takes a lot to get on your nerves.

Your fetch modus is CONSTELLATION. Your sylladex assigns a constellation to each card, and you have to draw that constellation to get the item back. Your Strife Specibus is allocated to BOWKIND since you know how to use one.

In a SBURB session, you would be the PAGE OF SPACE, in the LAND OF CRATERS AND FROGS. You would have LIZARD consorts. You are already awake on PROSPIT.

Your chumhandle is galacticClairvoyant and you don't type in any super special way. No need to cause confusion, bro.

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Name: Cody Baxter
Color: Green (4ac925)
Guardian: Uncle
Title: Page of Space
Planet: Land of Craters and Frogs
Dreamself: Already awake on Prospit
Modus: Constellation
Specibus: Bowkind

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EDIT: Ignore this guy. I made a better character under the name Cody since this.

[PriffyViole]

Sandvich King, that guy is just a male Jad...oh.

You were doing that on perpose, weren't you?

[Sandvich King]

Don't all "of Space" players see Skaian clouds and live in a white tower?

You really think there are THAT many similarities? Because it WASN'T INTENTIONAL!!!
I tried to make a bunch of key differences!

Other than his home and the Prospit dreaming:

-His uncle is alive
-He never met the First Guardian
-He doesn't have narcolepsy
-He isn't all bubbly and excited
-He isn't into nuclear physics or gardening
-I just changed it so that he doesn't live on an island (I agree that THAT was probably too similar to Jade)
-I changed his instrument so it's less similar to the bass

I tried to keep the similarities to only the Prospit dreaming and the tower house. If you think he's so similar, any suggestions to make him seem less like Jade?

[Yume101]

>Be the normal girl.

You fail miserably.

>Okay. Be the strange girl.

You fail for a second time.

>FINE. Be the curly haired girl who is *totally* common.

You can do with that.



Your name is Yume Niffel, even when that's a lie. But you can't go spreading your real name all across the internet. 'Cuz internet is evil.

You are sort of an ANTISOCIAL girl, often having a hard time in making new FRIENDSHIPS. Even then, you DO have friends, that you cherish with all your heart. When you get a new FRIEND, you tend to TALK TO THEM EVERYTIME YOU CAN.

You love ANIME and MANGA very much, but you don't usually do anything else than drawing only PSEUDO-ANIME pics, and jumping on bandwagoons without even having read or seen half of the stories they're from. You also like playing VIDEOGAMES, and making strategies only you use to beat them, that often end up being too complicated for anyone else to use.

You also enjoy that new game that was released some days ago, SBURB. And you bought your COPY of it the day of its release. You also dragged your friends, who ended up separed from you after entering The Medium. You don't care, since you have loads of fun leveling up in your land, the Land of Papers and Scraps. You are known as the Witch of Flash in there, and you enjoy it pretty much.

You have two guardians, often refered to as your PARENTS. You are a lucky girl, who was raised with both of your parents. You thank that. You also have two little pestering guys in your house, your BROTHER, and your SISTER. You accidentaly dragged them all with you to The Medium, and now you have to take care of your siblings, and protect them from IMPS and such. You generaly use your SCHOOLTOOLS to fight, giving you the SCHOOLTOOLKIND STRIFE SPECIBUS. You also bought, a while back, the PICTIONARY FETCH MODUS. You were lucky they could ship it to you, considering you used live in a SOUTH AMERICAN COUNTRY.

Your chumhandle is yumerumeNifelheim, and you "Tend to talk with no quirk at all, and with the best punctuation possible for a person not born in an English country."

What will you do now?


>See sprites in a spoiler, and TL;DR.

You got that:

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Pre-Sburb/First outfit alchemized/Second outfit alchemized/God-tier (I'm missing my Prospit pijama, 'cuz I forgot to do it >^<!)

Name: Yume Niffel
Color: Purple (6A1569)
Guardian: Parents
Title: Witch of Flash
Planet: Land of Papers and Scraps
Dreamself: Prospit
Modus: Pictionary
Specibus: SchooltoolKind

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My first fan-character ended up being a lame self-insertion xD. BUT IT'S OKAY, since more than a half of the humans are self-insertions, too. Yaaaayyy xD

Critique accepted and read very cheerly! I love critiques @U@

Also, hi everyone, new girl in the forum here @7@

[aphoticConniver]

Not sure if this is the correct thread to bring it up in, but perhaps. much like the Trollslum Cafe, Chumroll could have a Cantina where humans and fanraces could go?
Probably been said before but eh, worth a shot.

[Temperencia]

Not sure if this is the correct thread to bring it up in, but perhaps. much like the Trollslum Cafe, Chumroll could have a Cantina where humans and fanraces could go?
Probably been said before but eh, worth a shot.

Sorry, this has already been discussed before. There will never be a Chumroll Cafe/Cantina.

[aphoticConniver]

I figured. Never worth not asking, though, right?

[Julia]

it's asked every single day dude

[Greem]

Not sure if this is the correct thread to bring it up in, but perhaps. much like the Trollslum Cafe, Chumroll could have a Cantina where humans and fanraces could go?
Probably been said before but eh, worth a shot.

Sorry, this has already been discussed before. There will never be a Chumroll Cafe/Cantina.

If I may ask, why?

[Temperencia]

Not sure if this is the correct thread to bring it up in, but perhaps. much like the Trollslum Cafe, Chumroll could have a Cantina where humans and fanraces could go?
Probably been said before but eh, worth a shot.

Sorry, this has already been discussed before. There will never be a Chumroll Cafe/Cantina.

If I may ask, why?

Not enough fanhumans, and it's not really sburb/troll related so you can just take it to the basic roleplaying board.

[scientificBlues]

It has indeed been discussed before!

In the first thread, two times.

Aside from the points raised in previous discussions, Temperencia makes an excellent observation: If you're roleplaying humans without the trappings of SBURB, you're playing... regular humans with an inventory system and monochrome clothing. You can go up from this forum to regular ol' roleplaying and get all sorts of regular humaning done. Heck, similar ideas were tried in the past and not a single one of them lasted four days of regular posting to my knowledge.

It's just not an idea that's going to work particularly well, considering both the slow pace of this thread and the history of past attempts, you know?

[Tekkenfreak4]

> Be the Self Insert.

"Which one?"

> Be the Star Wars nerd Self Insert.

"I'm sure you aren't the only one."

>Be the Star Wars nerd Self Insert that loves techno and video games.

"Good enough. BAM!"

You are JUSTIN WRIGHT and you are a 20 YEAR OLD NERD. You have a nickname, which is ACID. And no, you DO NOT USE DRUGS.

You are VERY FRIENDLY to everyone you meet. That is to say you LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE. You seem to be always HAPPY and in a CHEERFUL mood, especially when talking about your interests.

Speaking of interests, you love VIDEO GAMES including Halo, Soul Calibur, Tekken, and WipEout. You also love everything about STAR WARS. OBSESSION comes to mind with that particular movie series. That is to say you have Star Wars merchandise all over your room. I MEAN ALL OVER YOUR ROOM. You also love TECHNO MUSIC, especially DAFT PUNK. You also enjoy comedy and action movies as well.

You live in the EASTERN part of the UNITED STATES, with your younger SISTER, your MOM, and your STEP-DAD. You also have a dog and a cat. You named the dog Wicket, because he looks like an EWOK from STAR WARS. Your sister named the cat, but that is IRRELEVANT.

You are a current COLLEGE STUDENT learning PROGRAMMING. You hope to work with a VIDEO GAME COMPANY as a VIDEO GAME PROGRAMMER someday. But you are a ways off from achieving that for now.

Your MODUS is BUTTON-MASHER, where you gotta mash buttons on your sylladex. Sounds simple right? Not so much. The more expensive the item, the faster and longer you gotta mash buttons. Your fingers have BLISTERS on rare occastions.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS usually is FISTKIND, but you also have an assortment of WOODEN SWORDS, wich you have used earlier, until you got a REAL SWORD for Christmas. You also have a FORCE FX LIGHTSABER, which is your favorite STAR WARS ITEM, but that thing is to expensive to fight with.

Your chumhandle is acidReign and you type normally, but tend to make typos oftem.
*often

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You shaved!!

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Name: Justin "Acid" Wright
Color: lime green
Guardian(s): Mom and Step-Dad
Title: Sage of Stars
Planet: Land of Tech and Steel
Modus: Button-Masher
Specibus: fistKind, woodswrdKind, now bladeKind
Chumhandle: acidReign
Symbol: Aurek-Besh for a capital J. (Aurek-Besh is the written language in Star Wars)
Quirk: none, but prone to making typos and correcting them.

[Overlard]

> Be the self ins-

I swear to god, if I see one more self insert, I'll flip so hard that I'll become a trapeze artist.

> Be....yourself?

I wasn't aware we were living in a freaking children's special.

> Oh for christ's sakes just be-

Cool it, I'll be him. Me. Whoever.

Your name is JACK WITTER. You are AROUND 16 -18 YEARS OLD. You generally prefer not to talk about age, since to you it's nothing but a number.

You tend to be a very SARCASTIC and DEADPAN person. Sometimes other people mistake it for being mean. Clearly those fools have not learned the art of sarcasm. In REALITY, you're quite friendly with those you know. If you like someone, you tend to talk with them a lot more OPENLY and ENTHUSIASTICALLY. At any other time, you tend to be kinda QUIET and try to stay OUT OF THE WAY. You generally prefer NOT to attract trouble, and hate to be a BURDEN. So whenever you need HELP you just say you can TOTALLY HANDLE IT. When you totally can't.

You have a variety of INTERESTS within your brain. You enjoy COMEDY FILMS, OLD CARTOONS, and PLAYING 'SUPPOSED' HORROR GAMES. You don't really get scared by much thanks to your NERVES OF STEEL. Sure, you can get NERVOUS about a few things, but outright SCARED or TERRIFIED is not you! You enjoy COMEDY films because you LOVE jokes and humor! What's the point in life if you don't laugh at things? And you just LOVE OLD CARTOONS. You were brought up during their GOLDEN DAYS and as such grew quite fond of them. You'd be PRETTY HAPPY if they all came back on the air, but that will obviously NEVER happen. You also enjoy COMEDIANS and their various STYLINGS. Oh yes, they have taught you how to be funny. Or at least crack you up a ton. You've even got a nice little bacon shirt, based on one of their HILARIOUS JOKES. Nobody else seems to get it, unless they've seen that particular comedians act.

You live in the WOODS with your DAD and MOM. Your DAD has got quite the TEMPER on him, and can be a little scary sometimes. But you know it's mostly from him being WORLD-WEARY because of all the stuff that's happened to him. He can actually be pretty NICE most of the time. Your MOTHER on the flipside, is quite NICE all the time! You're not really sure how you would have SURVIVED without either of them.

Speaking of the WOODS, you take care of a few ANIMALS as part of your WORK/CHORES. You HATE IT when one of them gets attacked by other creatures in the woods, and are perfectly willing to fight TOOTH AND NAIL to keep your own animals SAFE. These animals range from CHICKENS to CATS and a DOG. You like seeing them playing around in your BIG YARD with each other. The cats hunting, the dog snoozing, the chickens pecking. OKys you enjoy the whole PEACEFULNESS of the WOODS as well. It really helps you get to sleep, since you seem to have trouble if there's TOO MUCH or TOO LITTLE noise.

You also DISLIKE people who get all up in YOUR BUSINESS. You know, INTENTIONALLY saying things that make you uncomfortable? You were raised to be a BIT of a GENTLEMAN. So generally LOW-BROW things tend to make you a bit WEIRDED OUT. You also don't like people TAKING your stuff, since a lot of other people stole pencils and stuff from you when you were younger. You also DISLIKE people insisting you're MEAN. Especially behind your BACK to others! You already have a bit of a TOUGH time making friends, and it's not helping when other people think you're some kinda psycho.

You also TOTALLY believe in ALIENS. Yes, that's right. You consider it only logical of course. In such a VAST universe, there HAS to be other sapient life, right? Though you also personally doubt you'll ever see one BECAUSE of this. Even though if you got the CHANCE to see an ALIEN you'd totally take it. And not one of those OBVIOUS SCAMS, you mean a FOR REAL LIVE ALIEN. But you're ok if it never happens.

In fact, you're pretty OK with a lot of things. In a word, you can be apathetic towards decisions and other such stuff. You prefer to let people do things on their own time and way, usually. You also kinda have trouble with ANGER. Fortunately, you've buried it under SARCASM and JOKES. You used to get angry a LOT. But you managed to COOL DOWN. And now you like to make OTHERS as calm as you, partially from guilt at the fact you used to be so rage filled.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is flashlightKind. You tend to work in the DARK anyways, and flashlights are pretty useful for that! Plus, those things pack a decent PUNCH to them, AND the light can be pretty BLINDING if you aim it right.

Your FETCH MODUS is set to SARCASM. The card gives you a phrase, and then you must work to come up with a WITTY, SARCASTIC reply to it.

If you were to play a certain GAME, you would be the PRIEST of SOUND in the land of TREES and SNAKES. Sounds dangerous, eh? You would dream on PROSPIT as well, with consorts of CHICKENS. Their endless clucking is going to annoy you a lot.

Your chumhandle is fearlessSarcasm and you Tend to write with proper grammar, but sometimes ya southern-ish accent slips through.

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Name: Robert Witters
Age: 16 to 18
Guardian(s): Mom and Dad
Title: Priest of Sound
Land: Land of Trees and Snakes
Moon: Prospit
Consorts: Chickens
Chumhandle: fearlessSarcasm
Specibus: flashlightKind
Modus: Sarcasm
Quirk: Sometimes slips into a tiny southern accent
Color: Grassy Green

[hesperMonarch]

> Be the shameful failure of self-insert that isn't serious whatsoever.
that's... pretty accurate, actually.

Your name is HESPER BREJTE.

You are just an average high-schooler with NO CURRENT PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER, just some small TANGLED SITUATIONS and OCCASIONAL ISSUES, but overall you consider yourself pretty much alright. You love feeding your rather unusual mind with PIECES OF LITERATURE OF A PHILOSOPHIC NATURE, of course not meaning you’re into philosophy itself, but instead themes regarding SOCIOLOGY AND PSYCHOANALYZING. You used to brag all around with this, but you’ve realized that is LAME AS FUCK and stopped doing so.

You are a very social person, often eager to meet up with YOUR FRIENDS AND OTHER ACQUAINTANCES, along with going to CASUAL PARTIES where you allow yourself to be EXUBERANTLY IRRESPONSIBLE. Of course these are not numerous. Your interests include NOT-TOO-COMMON FANDOMS, usually comics, role-play and SO VERY FREAKING COMPLICATED BULLET-HELL GAMES, that are mostly about young females.

You are also a CINEPHILE, having a TRUE PASSION FOR CINEMATOGRAPHIC MATERIAL, regarding cult classics and MOST GENRES. You've watched over a thousand movies in your lifetime, and enjoy adding NUMEROUS MOVIE OR SHOW REFERENCES into your COMEDIC STATEMENTS.

You are very INTELLIGENT in the humanist sense of word, LOVING HISTORY, ART AND MUSIC (however, you SUCKING MISERABLY when it comes to exact sciences) and attempting to read as much as you can regarding this. Your precious iPod is FILLED with basically EVERYTHING. You don’t really judge on types of music. You also enjoy DRAWING AND SHIPPING. You consider yourself a crappy artist but you trust you’ll get better someday.

Your tag is hierarchyBased and you speak sometimes a bit tangled up, but usually eager to talk!


can't be tamed fight me

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Your name is ADAM WEBBER, and you're BORED of BOARDING SCHOOL. You are an ENGLISHMAN and PROUD OF IT, and are also MALE. You've got a PRETTY SPIFFY UNIFORM with a SHIELD EMBLEM on it, and you're GOING TO STOP THIS STUPID CAPITALIZATION THING RIGHT NOW. Your only form of relative is your guardian, who isn't even related to you. They're a lawyer in the City, and you don't get to see them often. You use Pesterchum infrequently, but when you do, you have the handle of clumsyHarbor - you speak normally, if a little formally, right?

Your title is the GUARD OF FAITH - wait, you said you were going to stop doing that - and your land is the Land of Colour and Fun.

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Name: Adam Webber
Handle: clumsyHarbor
MALE / HUMAN / BRITISH
Symbol: Shield
Title: Guard of Faith
Guardian: Legal Guardian (Job: Lawyer)
Land of Colour and Fun
Derse Dreamer
Location: Boarding School
Text Colour: #CCB176 / 204, 177, 118
CCH: you speak normally, if a little formally, right?

Other characters: Sursus Hilare.
Jack Møller.
Big M.
The Baker.
Gavial Caitor.
The Reaper.
Waxen Baron.

[PrussianMoose]

>Please for the love of god be anything other than a self-insert.

Hahahaha. Yeah, okay, I guess we’re doing that whole not telling the truth thing?

>No. Please. There are too many of you assholes.

Well… you can TELL yourself that I’m not a self-insert if it makes you feel better!

>God damn i-

Your name is MAGS SMITHIE. Your are 19 and kind of a huge airhead.

You spend a lot of your free time on the INTERNET avoiding your real-life problems and all the annoying folks you would rather not be HANGING OUT WITH. To be honest you’re perfectly fine with that considering that a large number of people you DO LIKE TO CONVERSE WITH can generally be found online anyway. It’s a real shame that so many of your good chums are SCATTERED TO THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE GLOBE , although you have at least THREE OR FOUR really close people you stick around when you do leave the DARKNESS OF YOUR ROOM to face the harsh light of day.
You’re one of those types of people who really, really enjoy the ARTS in its many forms. You spend a lot of time either constructing sets for your university’s THEATER PROGRAM or making BAD DIGITAL DRAWINGS. You also have a great passion for MUSIC, your taste in which varies from TECHNO TO CLASSICAL and all the bullshit in between. You’re a HUGE BAND NERD (despite your lack of practice in recent months) and you’re incredibly enthusiastic about WELL PLAYED LIVE MUSIC. Your experience with preforming involves 6 years of FRENCH HORN, 5 years of MELOPHONE and 2 of JAZZ TRUMPET. Might the powers that be have mercy on whoever gets you started on the topic of band because you will waste HOURS UPON HOURS trying to explain to them just how shit should go down.
One of your other loves is BAD FILM, horror movies in particular. You could spend NIGHT AFTER NIGHT watching them online with friends! You’ve even dabbled into LIVESTREAMING THEM yourself with marginal success!

You live in a SMALL CONCRETE BOX, but when you’re NOT at your COLLEGE DORM you’re at your MOM’S place with your SWEET LIL’ SIS. Your mom is kind of crazy, but you love her. She’s CONSTANTLY GOING ON AND ON about the END OF THE WORLD. But when she’s not spouting APOCALYPSE THEORIES she’s either ARGUING with you or being SILLY. Your LIL’ SIS on the other hand is PRETTY FREAKING AWESOME. She’s quite the master of SARCASM and SUBTLE HUMOR. She’s hilarious and you really wish you could spend more time with her.
In addition you have VERY FAIR SKIN and you’re also MODERATELY ALLERGIC TO THE SUN. On top of that little issue you’re hyper accident prone! These two paired with a number of other factors keep your life full of fun little surprises, it’s safe to say that things never get too boring.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is BRASSKIND, you BASH SKULLS IN with your crappy trumpet or BLOW THEIR MINDS with your wicked MELLOPHONE PLAYING.

Your FETCH MODUS is FIND THE PEN. A pen is FLUNG into a random area nearby and you have to HUNT IT DOWN to DRAW whatever your MODUS demands. It’s pretty annoying.

If you ever got stuck in some STUPID GAME you would be the LASS OF SHADE in the Land of TOMBS and SLOPES, your CONSORTS would be BLUE SALAMANDERS.

Your CHUMHANDLE haplessVirtuoso and you almost always ignore at least one rule of speech and refrian from using actual emotes -catface-
*refrain

[ashdenej]

Your name is JACK MØLLER, and you're enjoying your SWEET HOLIDAY. This hotel has it all - even things that you don't need, like your SISTER, which is a shame. Her ballerinas have already somehow managed to infest the resort, which is situated behind a WATERFALL. Cool, huh? You thought so, certainly. You're NORWEGIAN, as an aside, and your handle is japeryManifest. you tend not to capitalize but you're still eloquent

Your land is the Land of Memes and Meta, and you'd be the Bane of Dreams, were you ever to enter the fickle game of SBURB.

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Name: Jack Møller
Handle: japeryManifest
MALE / HUMAN / NORWEGIAN
Title: Bane of Dreams
Guardian: Sister (Obsession: Ballerinas)
Land: Land of Memes and Meta
Derse Dreamer
Location: Waterfall Hotel
Text Colour: #963228 / 150, 50, 40
CJM: you tend not to capitalize but you’re still eloquent

Other characters: Sursus Hilare.
Adam Webber.
Big M.
The Baker.
Gavial Caitor.
The Reaper.
Waxen Baron.

[llamamiah]

>Investigate the race of bull spirits who possess things.

How specific! You are now investigating the Aatxe Race of the planet Taurisia.

>Examine Aaatxe Biology.

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The Aatxe are naturally strange spirits. They appear to be floating balls of energy with some sort of grasping-tentacle protruding from them, along with a pair of bull horns. They can be any shade of any color, but metallic colors and flat-out blacks, whites, and grays are incredibly rare.

Aatxe have the special ability to inhabit objects, which automatically changes the object into a humanoid form with bull horns. The Aatxe can change the appearance of their body however they wish, but it must remain humanoid and it must retain the horns. If an Aatxe's body is destroyed, the Aatxe itself does not die, but it is incredibly hard to obtain a new body for reasons that will be explained later. If an Aatxe manages to find a new body, it is customary for the body to be in the same category of the previous one. So if a body made from a pile of rocks is destroyed, a body made from another pile of rocks or a boulder would be acceptable choices.

>Examine Aatxe Caste System.

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The Aatxe have no normal Caste System to speak of. However, the category of object the Aatxe's body is made from determines the category of professions that can be taken. Nobody really sees any jobs as better or worse than the others, seeing as they're all vitally important parts of the Aatxe society.

>Examine Aatxe Development.

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Aatxe are created in humongous buildings called SpiritLabs. They are made from the remains of dead Aatxe, which are recycled into new beings. After being Formed, as it is referred, the Aatxe is put in a tube which will be their home for the next Revol (Taurisian Year, equivalent to 1.75 Earth Years). Every Revol, on an Aatxe's Formation Date, they are released from their tube into a series of eleven Circuits of testing chambers. For each Circuit, the Aatxe must choose from a variety of objects to possess for the duration of the circuit. Once all eleven circuits have been completed, the Aatxe is put into a new tube where they will rest for the next Revol. After four Revols (Seven Earth Years), the Aatxe is presented with all fourty-four objects that they chose throughout those four tests. They must choose to inhabit one of them, and are then given a Sylladex, an unallocated Strife Specibus, and a simple Fetch Modus. They can take other objects with them, but that is rare.

After getting a body, the Aatxe is put on a high-tech train, which will take them around the world. At any of the many stops, an Aatxe can get off the train and make their home there. The officials at that stop will take the Aatxe around the area, so that they can select a place for their Cave to be built. The officials will then use the standard amount of materials for that area to build said Cave to the Aatxe's specifications.

Once an Aatxe has it's Cave, they are given a sentient robot to act as their Guardian. Said robot is known as an M.I., which stands for Motorized Intellectual. The M.I. of an Aatxe is supposed to teach their charge about the culture and history of their culture, as well as train them for their future job. M.I.s are also given the task of providing combat training, which is designed to come at random times so that the Aatxe will know that they can be attacked at any moment.

>Examine Aatxe Architecture.

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All Aatxe buildings, with the exception of SpiritLabs and certain other buildings, are built with the majority of the building underground. Standard residential buildings are referred to as Caves, and stores are called Caverns. The equivalent of an apartment building is known as a Cave System, and is essentially a network of smaller Caves, all underground.

Caves, Caverns, and Cave Systems are made from the ground itself, along with other materials such as wood and plastic which are used to prevent cave-ins. An individual room of a building is known as a Pen, and different pens have different shapes and purposes.

When a Cave is built, there are always Pens built to fulfill the purpose of fulfilling the Aatxe's future Profession, which is chosen when their Cave is in progress of being built.

>Examine Aatxe Government.

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The world of Taurisia is ruled by a council of hyperadvanced sentient computers, which are known as the T.I., or True Intellectuals. The T.I. have existed for longer than any M.I.'s history databanks can remember, and they are the ones who have shaped the culture of the Aatxe. None can ever question them, as that would be punishable with imprisonment, and none can ever destroy them, as nobody knows where they are.

>Examine Aatxe Technology.

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Aatxe technology is incredibly advanced, moreso than that of the Alternians. All items that are counted as technology, from a knife (Which is far different from an Earth knife) to a supercomputer are powered by the Spiritual Power of an Aatxe. Certain parts of the item, generally the parts that are needed for it to work, appear at their wielder's will. Said part will be in the color of the Aatxe's Spirit Form. All items come in many varieties, most of which would seem strange to an Earthling.

Devices which require special input, such as a computer, have certain aspects processed by the Aatxe's Spiritual Mind, essentially making computers manipulated through thought.

>Examine a young Aatxe.

Seriously? Well you asked for it.

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Your name is DRAH FOR VOIM.

You are a 7.429 REVOL YEAR OLD AATXE who has chosen to inhabit a PILE OF ROCKS. While this might not seem to have been the BEST IDEA, it assuredly helps your URGE TO BECOME STRONGER.

Ever since you first went through the CIRCUITS, you've wanted to be STRONGER. You feel a need to PROTECT THE WEAK, and have honed your might to IMMENSE LEVELS. When you work in the MINES SOMEDAY, you'll be the STRONGEST TRAINEE. Which is GREAT, because you'll be able to PROTECT THE REST OF THEM.

You like watching OLD AAXTE MOVIES, especially the ACTION FLICKS. They interest you GREATLY, mainly due to how STRONG and ACROBATIC the actors must have been to do all those things! Whenever you watch them on your COMPUGLOVE, you CHEER ON the HEROES, and BOO the VILLAINS. This can be somewhat AWKWARD when using PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION.

You are INCREDIBLY STUBBORN, and when you decide that you'll do something, YOU WILL DO IT. This has led to NUMEROUS INJURIES, mainly because your ideas are generally STUPID. However, you have ocassional FLASHES OF BRILLIANCE, which has led to you developing a program for your TOASTERSTATION which allows it to be compatible with your MICROWAVIDOCK. You then proceeded to burn your hand because you decided to see what TOASTED ROCK TASTES LIKE. It was not a very good idea.

You use the HASH MAP FETCH MODUS. Everyone should know how that works.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is allocated to BLADEKIND, which features KATAGUANTLENT, a metal guantlet with a SPIRITUAL EMITTER on the wrist which allows you to CREATE KATANA OF ENERGY. You can also create ENERGY KNIVES ON YOUR FINGERTIPS, but you hardly ever use that feature.

On BULLCOMMUNE, the Aatxe COMMUNICATION PROGRAM, your BULLTERM is hardenedAction, And you type In a rhythmic yet Excited manner!!!!

When you play a game known as STRUE, you will become the PILGRIM OF FLORA in the TERRITORY OF CAVES AND TREEHOUSES. Your COMPANIONS shall be DINGOES.