CHUMROLL 2: (Traditional Rude Joke Regarding Trollslum)

[ashdenej]

Here are some things that you might want to include in your TL;DR section:

Name: [insert_name_here] (Generally four letters, six/seven letters)
Handle: [nameName] (Associated with their theme)
[SEX/GENDER] / [SPECIES] / [NATIONALITY] / [AGE]
Title: [Role] of [Element] (Monosyllabic)
Land: Land of [insert] and [inserts]
Planet: [Prospit/Derse] Dreamer
Text Colour: #[hex_code] / [rgb_code]
C[handle_initials]: [representation_of_quirk]

Other:
Birthday: [date_here]
Alias: [insert_if_applicable]
Consorts: [animal_variety]
Strife Specibus: [insert]kind
Fetch Modus: [insert] (Generally data structure / game)
Guardian: [insert] (Three letter nickname?)
Denizen (Web Browser): [insert_mythological_being]
Sprite: [insert_prototypings]
Variety of Grist: [type_here]
Planet's Quest: [insert] (Eg. Playing the Rain)
Cruxite Artifact: [insert]

Trollslum Equivalent

If I remember anything else, I'll put it in.

[antiMortality]

Uh, well
If you still post characters here
Oh gog
I'm so nervous -.-

Edit: Oh god I'm stupid one second adding the info I didn't mean to do that.



> Be the weird kid

Your name is NIKA ARIAKA.

You often ponder why you have such a STRANGE NAME. You often PONDER A LOT OF STUPID, POINTLESS THINGS.
You recently turned 13, not that you really care, it's just an age. You live with your guardian, who is your EXTREMELY ANNOYING DAD.
Seriously, he won't ever leave you alone. You have much better things to do, like your INTERESTS. You have few INTERESTS, however GAMING and DRAWING are among the few you do have. You are the HEIR OF TIME, but you don't know that yet.

Your planet is the LAND OF BONES AND SHADE, but you don't know that yet either. Your FETCH MODUS is the STUPID modus, which WILL NOT GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT UNLESS YOU GET RID OF EVERYTHING ELSE BY ASKING FOR WHAT YOU WANT. That isn't all it does, it also SHOOTS EVERYTHING OUT AT A LETHAL SPEED IN A CIRCULAR PATTERN when it is full. Your strife specibus is NEEDLEKIND. Your consorts are quiet, gray creatures resembling CATS.

Your chumHandle is magicalAxiom despite not being magical at all and you type fairly normally, except you never capitalize because that's way too time consuming. your rarely used emotes always have glasses.

[momatoes]

Hah, self-inserts typically get less information in their profile boxes. I've only actually seen one self-insert Sburb rp done in these threads, now that I think about it.

Uh, well
If you still post characters here
Oh gog
I'm so nervous -.-

Oh, hi 0u0 My goodness, don't be nervous! It's mostly all fun and just posting neat characters you made. One tip, though -- it looks like you saved his sprite as a jpeg instead of a png! A png makes sure you don't get weird pixels of colors called artifacts (you can see this primarily near the edges). If you're nervous about your sprite and character, I'm pretty sure you can ask for help in the critique thread



And, probably the last dump from me. The species I've posted so far (Edralin, Shirk, and now the Vrexi) probably won't play Sburb, though since they all live in one planet, it'll be amusing what hijinks they'll get to in the name of saving their collective butts.




The Vrexi are an intelligent, amphibious species originating from the southern archipelagic region of their planet. Physically, they are noted for their rounded, smooth snouts; their forearm flaps which allow neurotoxin release into their immediate environs; their elbow horn, which they use to immediately throw off any pursuing assailants; and their feet, each of which feature one major toe and two 'collapsible' toes that help the Vrexi navigate underwater surroundings. The Vrexi, like most amphibians, breathe through their skin, often requiring constant moisture in order to have proper respiration. For this purposes, the Vrexi often explore the Niradi landscapes in large, cumbersome pressure suits. In fact, in initial Vrexi-Shirk interactions, the latter have consistently mistaken the suits for their actual skins.

The Vrexi, like the Edralin, place a premium on knowledge and intelligence. However, whereas the Edralin are more interested in pyschically-related as well as natural knowledge, the Vrexi are more focused on the minutiae of physics and mathematics. Their brains are especially adept at processing extremely abstract information; more remarkable, though, is the fact that it is not centrally situated and has substructures located along the length of its head-tail. The Vrexi, however, have slow reflexes, inefficient musculature, and in general are very poorly adapted to physically fending off the vicious wildlife of Niradi.

And I did a doodle of Niradi because WHY NOT

[antiMortality]

Uh, well
If you still post characters here
Oh gog
I'm so nervous -.-

Oh, hi 0u0 My goodness, don't be nervous! It's mostly all fun and just posting neat characters you made. One tip, though -- it looks like you saved his sprite as a jpeg instead of a png! A png makes sure you don't get weird pixels of colors called artifacts (you can see this primarily near the edges). If you're nervous about your sprite and character, I'm pretty sure you can ask for help in the critique thread

I actually saved the sprite as a PNG
I just got the stuff as a JPEG already ;_;

[ashdenej]

Hah, self-inserts typically get less information in their profile boxes.

Yeah, that's why I tried to keep the top bit rather bare-bones. It's just a checklist, really!

I mean, I've seen other infoboxes with stuff like "likes" "hates" and cruft like that, but... that sort of information isn't really necessary, haha. So I left out stuff like that. The other thing was "symbol", but that should be obvious from the image, h'm? Then there was "location" - I've used that for a couple of my characters, but only if it's something noteworthy.

...I'll probably go and update my characters with some of the bonus material, now I come to think of it.

Any other things I should put in?

[momatoes]

It's up to you, really -- since this is a general-purpose chumroll, I think no one's going to bat an eyelid if you miss out on some info that'll be more useful in a specific rp setting! That said, though, hmmm. Quadrant partners? Psychic abilities (probably a MUST if you need to spell out/exactly define his/her powers)? Birthday? Their planet's grist? The planet's quest thingymabob (e.g. waking the sea critters is Rose's)? Cruxite artifact (e.g. John Egbert's apple, Rose's bottle)

Just a few off the top of my head, hah. The last three are probably needed if you want detailed SBURB info.

[ashdenej]

Done and done! I've created a trollslum post for the ones that apply specifically to trolls. Acceptable?

H'm. D'you think this should be put in the first post?

[leJoyeaux]

Done and done! I've created a trollslum post for the ones that apply specifically to trolls. Acceptable?

H'm. D'you think this should be put in the first post?

Yes.
I SHALL BE JOINING THE BANDWAGON
Just writing some introduction stuff.
This thread is alive, is it not?

[antiMortality]

This thread is alive, is it not?

I think so .-.

[leJoyeaux]

Hey, what's a good place to upload very large images?

[dragonLights]

Psst, you guys. This thread is mainly for posting profiles! If you want to ask some more general questions or chat, you should head on over to ->> this thread! <<-

[tragicMuse]

Name: Vanessa Laine Cottle
Handle: gamingAria
Female / Human / American/mostly British / 13
Title: Bard of Breath
Land: Land of Ocarinas and Reincarnation
Planet: Prospit Dreamer
Text Colour: Deep Sky Blue,#00bbff
Quirk: Talks in a normal manner,but with a shit ton of emotes and the likes. ono
When mad/flustered/derpin' it up,caps.
CGA: GAH.You guys need to shut up and play!We're never going to finish this game if you keep playing like this,or we are going to die.Either way,way to go.>:C
CGA: Oh shit.I'm sorry.I kinda went into bitch-mode there.OH GOD DON'T WALK AWAY WE NEED YOU.
CGA: ...FUCK.FUCFAJBCVYAUFJSDVUYFWHD.

Other:
Birthday: January 8th
Hobbies: Gaming,(Internet) Trolling,roleplaying,bowling
Consorts: Squirrels.Flying ones.
Strife Specibus: ribbonKind.No joke.
Fetch Modus: Will Modus
Guardian: Father
Denizen (Web Browser): Siren
Sprite: DS Lite [in medium]-Precious Family Photo [in medium]
Variety of Grist: Garnet
Planet's Quest: Finding the Ocarina of Breath (You thought I was going to say Time,didn't you?)
Cruxite Artifact: Extremely Fragile Cruxite Bowling Ball

[leJoyeaux]

It's pretty detailed, I think.
[EDIT] Link to larger image added

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Your name is ALEX DAYTON
You are a BOOKWORM, though you hate that word with a burning passion. Bookworms eat BOOKS, which are your favorite group of things in the world beside PROGRAMMING and THE INTERNET. You're not really fond of real life, preferring the GRANDIOSE WORLDS found in books. Your IMAGINATION level is nigh PICKLE INSPECTOR high, which is VERY, VERY HIGH indeed. One of the only things in the material world you are fond of are your COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF LEGOS AND OTHER SUCH BUILDING MATERIALS. Your INTERESTS usually surround the PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED THINGS and also VIDEO GAMES. You are fond of things like games and websites, fascinated by their CODING. You usually are very SLEEPY, leading to a disinterested look constantly surrounding you. This is because you often stay up until MIDNIGHT reading BOOKS. You also get FRUSTRATED since you can't find ways to USE YOUR CREATIVITY since you aren't very adept in much except for building, coding and writing. Oh GOD DO YOU LOVE WRITING. It's like books, only more fun. Your love of books stems from your GUARDIAN, your ADOPTED FATHER, a LIBRARIAN of the public library in your town. You refer to him as ELI, as you are friends as well as FATHER AND SON. For your 14th BIRTHDAY, he has given you a KEYTAR, since you can play the PIANO and the GUITAR. You think very highly of your GUARDIAN, as he has treated you well. He bought you a PARAKEET, though the bird has PASSED ON. You try not to get into arguments, and are usually forced to become a NEUTRAL PARTY and INTERCEDE IN VERBAL BATTLES. You are like SWITZERLAND as you try to remain as NEUTRAL AS POSSIBLE, YET LEANING TO THE POSITIVE. This has gotten you into trouble since you WASTE TIME WITH DECISIONS instead of ACTING. You are however, quite PASSIONATE about things revolving around your INTERESTS, and do not like people talking down about them. Not that this happens often, since you have had LITTLE SOCIAL INTERACTION, being HOMESCHOOLED. You also are fond of THINGS LIKE CARTOONS because they are AWESOME, for lack of better and more fitting words. No cartoons are not for small children. Shut up.

Your modus is the DESCRIPTION MODUS. It is unable to be WEAPONIZED due to it's calm nature involving describing the CAPTCHALOGGED item you wish to acquire. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is arm-weaponkind, which seems odd as you only have A PAIR OF GLOVES which somehow count as a weapon.
Unbeknownst to you, your land is the LAND OF BOOKS AND BINARY, and you will realize yourself as the ROGUE OF WORD. Your consorts are GLASS WORMS and your denizen is MIMIR, GUARDIAN OF THE WELL, who will only give you information if you follow instructions within the TOME which it is your QUEST to LOCATE. Your GRIST TYPE is PAPER and PAPER RELATED GOODS.

You are a DERSITE DREAMER, but have angered the NOBLE CIRCLE OF HORRORTERRORS by not sleeping very much, and hardly appearing on DERSE. This is due to your aforementioned HABIT OF NOT SLEEPING due to READING.

Your CHUMHANDLE is alchemistHawk and {( Y0u speak 1n an 1ntellectual manner, using zer0s and 0nes l1ke 1n b1nary c0de. Y0u als0 end and beg1n y0ur c0nversat10ns w1th brackets t0 restra1n y0ur excellently l1ngu1st1c style. )}

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Name: Alex Dayton
Location: a town in western Massachusetts.
Instrument: A Keytar
Handle: alchemistHawk
Male / Human / American / 14
Title: Rogue of Word
Land: Land of Books and Binary
Planet: Derse Dreamer
Text Colour: 241 107 78, A soft orange color. F16B4E
AH: {( Alr1ght, alr1ght. Can y0u just stop b0ther1ng me? 1 have s0me th1ngs t0 wr1te; s0me auth0r stuff t0 d0.})

Other:
Birthday: Febuary 14th 1995
Consorts: Glass Snake
Strife Specibus: arm-weaponkind
Starting Weapon: Gloves
Fetch Modus: Description
Guardian: Eliezer, Eli , his adopted father. A local librarian
Denizen: Mimir. Mimir is also a search browser. It's like google chrome.
Sprite: Biokeetsprite 1. Long dead parakeet 2. Illustrious bionicle creation
Variety of Grist: Paper
Planet's Quest: Finding the Tome (a large book with instructions on getting a favor from Mimir)
Cruxite Artifact: Cruxite Time Turner

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Larger, fuller Image. With alchemizations, outfits and items!
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[Swilly]

Name: William Brayton
Handle:ironWill
Male / Human / United States / 19
Title: Soldier of Steel
Land: Land of Metal and Pressure
Planet: Prospit Dreamer
Text Colour: #787878
CGA: Wait, are you saying they're flanking us? GOD DAMMIT GO REINFORCE THE LEFT FLANK!
CGA: Riiiiiight, because you don't think of boobs like every other guy?
CGA: Oh hi there :3
Birthday:January 20th
Alias: Swilly
Consorts: Huskies
Strife Specibus: riflekind
Fetch Modus: Tree Modus
Guardian: Parents
Denizen (Web Browser): Ares
Sprite: German Warmacht Uniform(Re-enactment) and then Heinz Guderian's Auto Biography 'Panzer Leader'
Variety of Grist: Copper
Planet's Quest: Retrieve the Infinite Engine
Cruxite Artifact: Bullet

((Note:My avatar is this Character when he reaches God Tier.))

[PriffyViole]

leJoyeaux, I'm pretty sure triple posting is against the rules.

[leJoyeaux]

Would you like me to combine related posts?

[RiteOfTheGallows]

> Be the music-obsessed self insert that nobody probably cares about.

Uh, ok. What exactly am I doing again?

> Shut up. Just do it.

Ok.


(color will be added later)

Your name is Ivan Wright. You are a 16 year old that has the heart of a 5 year old, and you absolutely love music. You also enjoy being around your friends because you find being by yourself to be extremely and painfully boring.

You live in a small house with your PARENTS and your SISTER, whom you lose faith in every day due to the MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF POP CULTURE she so willingly takes in. Your LIVING ROOM is quite MESSY, as are most of the other rooms in your house, including your BEDROOM, in which your DRUM SET and numerous AMPLIFIERS reside. Loud sounds are generated from your BEDROOM on an almost daily basis.

Your PARENTS are your typical everyday kind of parents. They both NAG you to get your shit done to the point where you just want to punch a baby. Well… not really. That’s just a phrase you use when you don’t really know how to gauge your UNPLEASANT EMOTIONS, though you don’t normally fell such emotions.

Your SISTER is pretty much really annoying, despite her following in your footsteps by joining her high school’s MARCHING BAND, a great band of which you were once part of. You have GRADUATED though, so you may march with them no more, and the very thought of not being with your highly skilled DRUMLINE upsets you, regardless of all of the ASSHOLES that you had to deal with in your four years of marching.

You have a very narrow variety of interests, many of which are MUSIC, HANGING OUT with YOUR FRIENDS, music-based VIDEO GAMES, and MUSIC. You also really enjoy MUSIC and MUSIC. If you were asked to describe your life in one word, that word would be MUSIC, and this is mostly true. You do not really enjoy classical music; however there are some pieces that you really love. You mostly listen to METAL, PROGRESSIVE ROCK, and most things on the heavier rock radio stations; however you do enjoy some of the less heavy music, such as some FUNK-BASED rock groups that have appeared in some of your music-based video games. DRUM SET is your main INSTRUMENT and you love to play along to most of your music on your MP3 PLAYER. You are also teaching yourself how to play GUITAR, however you aren’t very good at it, or so you think. You don’t really play GUITAR or BASS in front of others due to your fear of looking like a JACKASS.

If you were to play a GAME in which you had a title, you would be the KNIGHT of VOID in the LAND of STEEL and WOOD. Your CONSORTS would be ARCTIC WOLVES because you think wolves are freaking awesome. That, and the fact that TURTLES really have no place in a world made of metal and wood. You also dream on Prospit.

Your FETCH MODUS is POCKET, in which you reach into your POCKETS to try to summon whatever item you wish to use. You sometimes pull out more than you intend, making it a little bit of a hassle at times, but you usually have no trouble. How all your shit fits in the tiny space that is the two pockets on your jeans, you will never know.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is DRUMSTICKKIND. Anything that passes as or has to do with drumsticks is at your disposal for use in battle. With your fast hands, drumsticks can be very painful. You generally use a pair of standard concert snare drum sticks, but you have your stickbag which houses many others for different occasions.

Your Chumhandle is mortuusTympanum and you speak in a way that shows your slight care for grammar. After all, you don’t wanna sound like you came right off the streets. You think it would kinda be an insult to your intelligence.

[antiMortality]

@Gallows, I like your character but I need to ask. Kinda and wanna are because he only has a slight care for grammar, right? :P

[RiteOfTheGallows]

@ antiMorality Yes, yes it is. It is, after all, how I speak. :/

[antiMortality]

All right, cause if he really liked grammar he would probably say kind of and stuff. I know this isn't a critique thread or anything but yeah. =w=

[cheshiresmiling]

Didn't want to double post, so. Characters under the spoilers.
HUNTER:

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> Who's this douchebag?
> ... On second thought, maybe we should just ask her ourselves. That seems a lot easier than going through the whole ordeal, don't you think?

> ZC: Introduce yourself.

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[COLOR="rgb(53, 94, 59)"]ZC: you want me to introduce myself?
ZC: you're not even going to tell me your name first, are you?
ZC: rude. seriously, has anyone ever taught you manners?
ZC: ugh, where did you even get my chumhandle? if my brother put this online again, I am going to castrate him.
ZC: you only think I'm kidding.
ZC: so, introductions?
ZC: hi, I'm bubba. I'm a 75 year old kiddie porn dealer. I live in that windowless white van down the street from you.
ZC: you know the one.
ZC: I'm still hurt that you ran away when I offered you candy last week.
ZC: broke my sick, perverted heart, you did.
ZC: okay, no, that's getting boring. I have better things to do with myself.
ZC: sod off.
ZC: don't talk to me again.[/COLOR]
-- zombieCynic [COLOR="rgb(53, 94, 59)"][ZC][/COLOR] has blocked anonymousReader [AR] --

> Well. That didn't quite go as planned. Let's try something else.

> Enter Name

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Your name is HUNTER EVANS, and you are KIND OF AN ASSHOLE, as you just demonstrated by telling off some PERFECTLY INNOCENT STRANGER ON THE INTERNET. Really, you should feel ashamed of yourself. God knows you have a hard enough time keeping friends offline.
You have several INTERESTS, only one of which is BEING A CANTANKEROUS DOUCHE. You enjoy VIDEO GAMES, mainly those of the VIOLENT AND/OR HORRIFIC VARIETY, though you also have an entirely unironic love of POKEMON. You enjoy ZOMBIES in practically any medium they have been presented to you, and spend too much of your free time CONCOCTING ZOMBIE CONTINGENCY PLANS. You are a BLOCKER ON A LOCAL ROLLER DERBY TEAM, meaning you are often covered in LARGE BRUISES, and spend too much time a week CAUSING BODILY HARM TO YOURSELF AND OTHERS. But it's okay, it's all fun. You know you're not as bad as this narration has made you out to be, but nobody else has put up with your REMARKABLE AMOUNT OF BULLSHIT long enough to find out.

Your chumhandle is zombieCynic, and you type in a a manner that is fairly lazy, and maybe a little self-important.

I don't actually have a ton of information for this character, as much as I'd love to play with her in an SBURB type setting, I'd need to think of... basically all of the SBURB-relevant information.
So, with the actually interesting character done, I'm going to go on to the much more boring almost obligatory self insert. Who, for some reason, has way more SBURB-relevant information.

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> Oh, shit, it's another one of those self inserts!

[COLOR="rgb(135, 169, 107)"]what? oh fuck don't let it get me![/COLOR]

> I'm talking about you, you spastic moron.

[COLOR="rgb(135, 169, 107)"]... oh.[/COLOR]

> This is stupid.
> Be the spastic moron.

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You are now the spastic moron, who doesn't really appreciate being called that very much! You're way too easily intimidated to say anything about that, though.
Your name is ALICE, but for the purpose of this setting, you'd prefer to be called CHES. You're not sure how okay with are with using your real life on the internet. You have recently turned 20 years old, which is probably too old to be interested in this silly simulator game that's coming out, but you don't even care! Fuck the police.
That really is just about the only thing you're rebellious about.

You have several interests, including VIDEO GAMES, even though you're mostly terrible at them. You consider yourself an ARTIST, though refuse to make a living off of it because you're pretty sure you're not that good! Also, turning your stress relief into work just seems like a terrible idea. You also enjoy WRITING, though for the most part, this is code for ROLE PLAYING, which is what you have wasted much of the last 8 years of your life doing. You LARP in the most loose definition of the word, which is to say, you LIGHTLY BEAT CHILDREN WITH A FOAM GREATSWORD in silly one-off games every once in a while. It's a pretty good time.

It's only because of that that you're able to set your STRIFE SPECIBUS to BLADEKIND, of which your silly FOAM GREATSWORD is really kind of a mockery. If you had access to some kind of alchemizing device, though, you're sure you could make it into something awesome! That's probably not going to happen, though.

You also have an interest in PUZZLES, which you are actually fairly decent at, and enjoy puzzling through CERTAIN MIND-BENDING STORIES, attempting to make sense of the timelines and plotlines. You're pretty decent at that, too! You think, if you ever had the opportunity to TIME TRAVEL, you'd be pretty sweet at keeping that shit on track. Y'know, so long as you don't try to think about it too much! Or explain it. Not that it really matters, why would you have to explain that? Nobody really want to hear you explain your weird hobbies!

Your chumhandle is [COLOR="rgb(135, 169, 107)"]cheshireSmiling[/COLOR] and you type in a manner that is [COLOR="rgb(135, 169, 107)"]either excited and kidn of caerless or. just a little hesitant and unsure?[/COLOR]

Her Title and Land are the Witch of Time, and the Land of Ink and Blaze, she is a prospit dreamer, aaand. Yeah, I don't know. The only reason she is a Hero of Time is that this spawned from attempting to think of what a session with my closest friends as players would go. The game's kind of difficult to win without a time player, and everyone else had a most obvious choice. I feel like this is a decision I should be defending for some reason?

[Tataudu]

> Be yet another Self-Insert

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What?!

> Stop using that flamingly obnoxious text colour.
Make me... Oh tricky I see what you did there!

> So who the hell are you?
Well...
Lemme tell you the story of my life,
How it got flipped, turned upside down.

Your name is a mystery to all but those very close to you. You're an enigmatic gentleman of many aliases, and eccentric tastes. Truthfully, you're nothing but a simple internet troll. You've often got nothing better to do with your life than to waste it ruining someone elses online, and derive most of your entertainment from your sick humour.
You've collected a vast number of interests in your many years of living, some of which you've discarded over time and others of which you've kept. For example, you're a fan of literary works and skill, though you have no time or patience for reading; However you do spend a lot of time honing your sharp wit and words in practical uses. You're also somewhat obsessed with cephalopods, animals like squid, cuttlefish and octopus, you just think they're really cool, and your spirit animal is a giant squid. Your prized possession is your squid shirt, which is emblazoned with a happy pink squid, contrasting heavily against your morbid personality. On the subject of morbid, your final foremost interest is death. You're fascinated by gore, corpses, and murderers.
In your time, you've gone through some fairly regrettable phases, which have built up into the hate-machine you've become now.

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Name: ???? ???????
Handle: thirteenGraves
Male / Human / ??? / ??
Title: Thane of Hate
Land: Land of Sun and Stars
Planet: Derse Dreamer
Text Colour: #FFA100 / 255 161 0
CTG: Jesus fuck.
CTG: Well: Balls to you!
(He uses a lot of memes, but also appreciates grammar)

I clearly didn't really put that much effort into this guy, but I'll actually work on some stuff at some point in time. Make him some sprites and stuff....

[Ianflow]

===> Be the guy who goes on and on and on, and lives in a quiet and gigantic library
You succeed.
Well, actually, you live JUST above the library. That is a long story and nobody ever needs to hear it.
Here, is the long story you SHOULD hear.

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Credit for the sprites goes to the wonderful Cecera, who manages a tumblr blog, along with an account here on the forums. The third was an edit attempt I made at creating a more black/white version, or like the 'kids', because the guides seemed to direct that humans don't wear much color pre entry.

Your chumhandle is eternallyThinking, and You often find yourself side tracked or excited. You are kind of like that crazy aunt people have, that is just out there, but batshit insane at times, going on adventures, all that stuff.
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ET: Over Southern New Mexico right now I think...
ET: Let me check!.
PART TWO
ET: This is really fun.
ET: Otherwise for safety and fun, I will circle this roundabout, for a while.
ET: Okay, keep going, keep going
ET: I'm in the round about again
ET: LEFT IT IS
ET: Keep going
ET: Red means stop in this country, right?
ET: Because some guy just ran over a red octagon, and, wait.
ET: HE IS TURNING AROUND AND NOW GOING IN MY DIRECTION
ET: WHY AM I TYPING THIS INSTEAD OF DRIVING
DE: I would assume because you are pulling my leg
DE: Although if you are not, I highly laud your typing prowess under duress
ET: I just turned on voice mode
ET: I think he is following me now
DE: Likely a good idea
ET: Shit is, wait, he's, what are you doing
ET: What are you do-
ET: Roundabout

Your real name is Ian Hampton, which is QUITE GENERIC. YOU ARE OF THE AGE 16.

You live in a GIGANTIC CRUISE AIR SHIP.
When you say this, MANY MISUNDERSTAND. It is quite literally a cruise ship MODIFIED FOR FLIGHT, turning into an air ship. It has been known to take GUESTS on cruises, in the OCEAN OR SKY. Often they will happen to hold CONVENTIONS. Along with this, your MOTHER is SOLE CAPTAIN. She pilots it, and is a master. IN FACT ONE TIME THERE WAS AN EMERGENCY LANDING, from the sky, where you 'crashed' into the ocean. It was in many of the papers.

The ship IS RARELY STAFFED, unless you have guests. This was because OF AN INCIDENT WITH A MAID, long ago. The ship is VERY LARGE, and has DEPTHS AND BOWELS even you haven't fully explored. There are MANY DANGERS deeper down, and what really happened, was she GOT LOST AND DISAPPEARED FOR A WHILE. When she was found, she was hysterical, and quit. That is why the DEEPER REACHES ARE OFF LIMITS, to most. You also often dock AT A PORT to get supplies and restock, and rarely YOU WILL VENTURE FROM THE SHIP. Those are rare cases, and often you end up IN SOME WEIRD LOCATION, like deep in a forest.

There are many GREAT LIBRARIES down there it seems, to where IT MAY BE INFINITE. There are engines, but more. Your ROOM AND LABS are on the FIRST BASEMENT LEVELS, where there are many rooms quite free for you. The only true danger to you down there ARE THE HOUNDS your mother keeps. Tons of JACK RUSSEL TERRIERS, whom know you well, but are still FEISTY AND WITH MOXY. They aren't as bad AS YOUR MOTHER'S OTHER INTERESTS, like DEMON CATS, or bakenekos, and MISCHEVIOUS DJYNNS. It is why your mother has many GENIE LAMPS and CATS. Often why you even go to Japan is for more of those things. Their eyes watch, like plotting eyes, and you fear they are QUITE POWERFUL. In fact, the reason they are demonic is said that they have LIVED LONG LIVES, or their tails HAVE NOT BEEN DOCKED, and to add onto the long tails, THAT THEY HAVE GROWN A SECOND. Few have grown quite large, but those few have TWO TAILS, and can WALK UPRIGHT IF THEY SO CHOOSE. The walking bit is related to how they are said to be MAN EATERS, taking their prey's form.

ASIDE FROM THAT, you have interests of your own. You enjoy SCIENCE type things, like GENETICS, and EVOLUTION. Things LIKE THAT. With such space and funds to procure supplies, YOU HAVE MANY EXPERIMENTS, and one such, YOU HAVE BEEN PLANNING FOR A LONG TIME. This experiment is TOP SECRET, and of MAD SCIENCE. It is to RECREATE the ancient PRIMORDIAL OOZE. It has taken a long while, to set up a clean room, the amino acids, all of the supplies. You also enjoy CASTRATING BEAUTIFUL HERMAPHRODITES, which really means YOU ENJOY GARDENING, PARTICULARLY CUTTING THE FLOWERS OFF. That is only one bit of it though, but you also enjoy caring for the plants. It is REALLY STRANGE how good you are with animals and plants. To go on, you love BOOKS, and LIBRARIES, which is why you aren't afraid to delve into the depths. Your love of books is almost A WEAKNESS, for a good reason, because if one were to crinkle a HARD BACK BOOK, you shudder, and likely to go to ANY LENGTHS to make them stop.

Due to your MOM'S GUIDANCE, you benefit from MULTIPLE STRIFE PORTFOLIOS. It is from one of her great wisdoms, TO SURPRISE YOUR ENEMIES CONSTANTLY WHEN THEY THINK YOU DISARMED. Your main strife portfolios, are BOOKKIND, and ERLENMEYERKIND. Book kind is a strife specibus that is known to hit enemies, not with magic, because they aren't a grimoire, and those ARE FAKE. Erlenmeyer Kind, is a strife specibus that utilizes FLASKS, NOT OF ALCOHOLIC PERSUASION, but of the SCIENTIFIC KIND. You try to make acid bombs, WHICH AREN'T THAT GOOD, and your primary attempts are to make bombs that SPAWN PLANT LIFE in an instant, often to destroy and stab the enemy. Then there are more, like ALLYKIND and MINIONKIND. You won't go into those.

You also enjoy MYTHOLOGIC STUDIES, mainly the studies of how cultures came to believe what they do, and such. It is REALLY INTERESTING, along with things related, LIKE HOROSCOPES, which are just for fun. You really enjoy ASTROLOGY too, even deciding to use the SYLLADEX MODUS rarely used by anyone, that is highly complicated, SOLARSYSTEM MODUS. In rare cases, upon enough items, to avoid such a complex SYSTEM, you result in GALAXIES or even in a very rare case UNIVERSES. You will simply put that a star is needed, and physics ARE INVOLVED, and it works like a real solar system.

You can be quite LENGTHY when speaking, and fanciful too. You are obsessed with BIRDS at times.

You enjoy quite SILLY MUSIC, like K-POP, TECHNO, and things like that. You ABSOLUTELY LOVE artists, especially ones like ADELE, or LISA LOEB, or BJORK, or SHAKIRA, or even A FEW VOCALOIDS. In the realm of bands, you enjoy MODEST MOUSE, GIRLS GENERATION, MORNING MUSUME, and others too! You are ONE TO ENJOY CHICK FLICKS, especially ones like MAMMA MIA, which started your love of THEATER, TiMER (Quite the unknown romantic sci fi movie), and SEX AND THE CITY. You also love crappy romantic comedies, like THE SWEETEST THING, and sci-fi movies, like 28 DAYS LATER, NIGHT OF THE COMET, and JURASSIC PARK. You especially love actresses like SARAH JESSICA PARKER, CHER, BETTY WHITE, and SIGOURNEY WEAVER, whilst your favorite actor is quite definitely, MATT SMITH. You also like GAMING, involving titles like ANIMAL CROSSING, and many CASUAL GAMING GAMES, but also TURN BASED STRATEGY ROLEPLAYS, among these can be, or separate from, FANTASY GAMES, and finally, LIFE SIMULATION GAMES, which you mean actual life, like CREATURES. You also like ANIME, specifically LUCKY STAR, plus a great show about a fake mmorpg THE ENTIRE .HACK// SERIES, a great rom com NODAME CANTABILE, and THE MELANCHOLY OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA. FAVORITE SHOWS include SEINFELD (not that there's anything wrong with that), WAREHOUSE THIRTEEN (what you would give to be an agent), DR WHO, COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG, and ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.

You occasionally DABBLE in FASHION, but this isn't a talent. This is also really COLLECTING, and ARCHIVING, to keep records of trends. You especially like analyzing trends!

There has always been SOMETHING SLIGHTLY OFF in your life. You have noticed that animals seem to die one moment. You can tell that they have died, ceased living. Strangely, you can look the next second, and the animal will be COMPLETELY FINE. This is MOST ALWAYS in the cases of creatures NOT TOO MAIMED. This has happened with birds, plants, dogs, cats, ants, sea life, so many things to be honest. To be specific with plants, you can be gifted a DYING PLANT, or ALREADY DEAD PLANT, practically literally burnt plant to a charred remain, and in a week of your care, or so, it will be filled to the brim with LIFE. Often, cases seem to be more speedy, if THE CREATURE IN QUESTION IS EITHER A VINE LIKE PLANT OR A CEPHALOPOD. You have many a SPIDER VINE PLANT you have raised and allowed to reproduce, along with other things.

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Still a work in progress, did a revamp. The examples were actual conversations from a previous RP. If I am needed to, some details are changeable.
Name: Ian Hampton
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Title: Sage/Scribe of Life
Land: Land of Copper And Libraries (Can be different, depends on the situation)
Consorts: Owls (Can be changed if needed to something like CHAMELEONS or FERRETS)
Pesterchum: eternallyThinking Text color #660099, don't know it's RGB
Planet: Derse Dreamer
Sprite: GIGANTIC PILE OF COLLECTED FASHIONS + SOME DJYNN DOLL THING (Both pre-entry, and the doll alternately a statue, likely to end up damaged pre entry)
Strife Specibus: Bookkind, ErlenmeyerKind are the primaries. Allykind, Minionkind are secondaries. A few may exist otherwise, but are back burner ones, pretty much useless, and only in case of no other weapons.
Guardian: Airship Pilot Mom
Symbol: Owl Head
Birthday: January 26th
Fetch Modus: Solar System Modus
Variety Of Grist: Wood Grist (can change if desired)
Denizen (Web Browser): Hemera (Rare or unusual case where the denizen is not typical of the title, COYOTE)

[taciturnConviction]

>Be yourself.
Well, I'm not sure who that is...
>Be the honest goody-two-shoes.
Um, which one?
>Fine. Be the honest goody-two-shoes with no backbone.
Hey I'm not quite sure if I like your tone of writing-
>Just start your intro.
Fine, fine, okay.

Your name is MAKI BRONWYN. You are almost 16 YEARS OF AGE. As previously mentioned, you are a BIT OF A WUSS. When confronted with an UNSAVORY SITUATION, you prefer to stick to the STRAIGHT AND NARROW. This includes all types of LAWFULNESS: From PETTY CRIMES to CHICKS BEFORE DICKS to HONESTY, you never want to stray from THE RIGHT.

Oddly enough, you switch from ENDLESS GOODNESS into moods were you are EXTREMELY REASONABLE, almost to the point were you are DETACHED from regular civilization and it's standards. Luckily, though, this only happens every so often, so you are usually COMPLETELY AWARE on how to behave socially.(Although, one thing that always stays with you is your need for EVERYTHING TO BE CORRECT. This usually extends only to useless things like SONG LYRICS and STORY CANONOLOGY, but you FLIP A SHIT if it's wrong).

Personality-wise, you are a rather HONEST yet MEEK individual. You enjoy and practice ALL COMEDIC STYLINGS. If it can be found funny, YOU PROBABLY THINK SO TOO. You like to think that you have EXCELLENT COMEDY LUCK. Most of the time, you can POP OUT ZINGERS ANYTIME, ANYWHERE. Sometimes, though, the luck will fall SOUTH and you'll go FLAT with your FUNNY. But that doesn't happen too often! You consider yourself to be quiet the LUCKY PERSON.

You live in a SUBURB with your MOM, STEPDAD, and occasionally your COLLAGE-GOING SISTER. Your MOM is incredibly CHILDISH and LOVABLE, but can EASILY SWITCH TO MAD IN 10 SECONDS FLAT. You believe she's a GREAT PARENT and helped you be the OUTSTANDING YOUNG MISS YOU ARE TODAY. Your STEPDAD is more of a COUSIN or BROTHER to you, and doesn't do the HARD PARENTING as much as your Mom. He's taught you how to SHOOT both a RIFLE and a BOW, which you are PRETTY GOOD AT. Both of your PARENTAL TYPES are kind of CRAZY and BELIEVE IN THE APOCALYPSE, but you think that's OKAY as long as their PESSIMISM doesn't ruin your day. Your COLLAGE-GOING SISTER is FUCKING AWESOME. Almost anything that you consider to be you, you SHAMELESSLY RIPPED from your BIG SIS. She's given you PRETTY MUCH ALL OF YOUR INTERESTS. Coincidentally, she's an EXPERT LIAR.

Your sis has given you a BIT OF AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX. Sometimes, you think you are just a LACKLUSTER SHADOW of her, and that you have no REAL PERSONALITY AT ALL. But you're not usually in THAT SORT OF MOOD.

You're pretty COOKO-BANANAS about FANTASY. Really, you love ANY TYPE OF FANTASY, mostly because you love WORLD BUILDING and NEW LORE. All Fantasy, except HISTORICAL FICTION. God damn, you could go on for DAYS for that ABORTION OF A GENRE. You really, really love MEDIEVAL FANTASY. Novels, video games, roleplays, YOU LOVE 'EM ALL! When playing as a RPG, you prefer the PALADEN CLASS. This is mostly for there GOODHEARTEDNESS, VERSATILITY, and mostly because HAMMERS ARE FUCKING SWEET.

Other things you enjoy doing include sculpting and doodling, though you are NOT VERY GOOD AT ART. You like to think you're pretty good at sculpting, though, and have made SEVERAL LITTLE TRINKETS that LAY ABOUT YOUR HOME. You also like to occupy your time PLAYING MALLET PERCUSSION. You love the various sounds of the SEVERAL INTERMENTS that this statement covers. You LOVE playing music more then you do LISTENING TO IT. It's a pretty big hobby of yours. You're in your school's MARCHING BAND, and proudly play in the FRONT MARIMBA LINE with your TWO OTHER FRIENDS. Other things you enjoy are LEARNING ABOUT HISTORY, WINTER, and COLLECTING GIRAFFES. That last one accounts for ABOUT 20% OF YOUR ROOM.

You spend most of your time, though, thinking about CHOICES, mainly about WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED if you had MADE SOME DIFFERENT ONES. You find it interesting to think of PARALLEL UNIVERSES with different "yous". How would you act if you DIDN'T have your SIS? How would you act if you DID make the Drumline and never picked up the KEYBOARDS? What if everyone you knew (and only them) WERE GENDERBENT? These are the silly questions that live in your IDLE MIND. But, secretly, you DO want to know how your life would have played out if even the SMALLEST THING had been CHANGED.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is HAMMERKIND. You can use the bowKind and rifleKind specibie AS WELL, but you just LOVE HAMMERS and BLUNT WEAPONRY SO DAMN MUCH.

Your FETCH MODUS is the SCULPT. You are given a piece of clay and are supposed to SCULPT what you WANT. Since you are still an AMATEUR SCULPTRESS, this can sometimes be CUMBERSOME.

If you ever played SBURB, you would be the TRAMP OF WORLD in the LAND OF FROST AND CAVERNS. Your consorts would be MINING PENGUINS, and your CRITTERS would be GLOW WORMS. You would also have to face the mighty Denizen JANUS.

Your CHUMHANDLE is taciturnCredence and you Type with near-perfect grammer and syntax regularly, but tend to make spelling mistakes. ouo
But when you get flustered or upset you use long and rushed runon sentences that seem to have NO END

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Name: Maki Bronwyn
Age:16
Chumhandle: taciturnCredence
Guardian: Dad
Instrument: Marimba
Role: Tramp of World
Fetch Modus: Sculpt
Strife Specibus: hammerKind
Land: Land of Frost and Caverns (LOFAC)
Consorts: Penguins
Critters: Glow Worms
Denizen: Boreas
Moon: Derse

[cleverPlayer]

>Be the person.

Your name is GWEN ARLINGTON. You are SIXTEEN YEARS OLD and have recently recieved a RATHER B*TCHIN CAR from your MOM, as a present for obtaining your DRIVERS LICENCE. You still prefer your ROLLERSKATES for short distance transportation, however.
You hold a multitude of interests, some of which hold your fancy longer than others. Like many of your friends you are studying several LANGUAGES. JAPANESE seems to be the norm, but you are also studying NORWEGIAN and FRENCH. Also like your friends, you hold the medium of JAPANESE ANIMATION close to your heart, and you hope to be an ANIMATOR someday.
You are also fond of DRAWING, but you AREN'T ALL THAT GREAT AT IT. You do not draw stick figures though. Stick figures make you shudder in disgust if drawn by anyone over the age of six for anything other than comedic purposes.
Another interest is SEWING and COSPLAY, but you are very LAZY and barely ever do it. In fact, you are so lazy you neglect your HOMEWORK in favor of playing GAMES with your friends and surfing the internet for YAOI.
Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is allocated to AXE-KIND, although admittedly the only actual AXE you own is the one your DAD left in the shed a while ago. This seems to be rather apropriate, as you are the HEIR OF BLITZ, whatever the hell that means, and you reside in the LAND OF SEA AND STARDUST, whatever the hell that is. Your FETCH MODUS is HAMMERSPACE, wherein you pull sh*t out of thin air, because you honestly couldn't think of anything better.
Your chumhandle is cleverPlayer and you tend to freaking not!swear at many opportunities. Jesus christ on a bike, you really just could not think of any other way to talk.