CHUMROLL 2: (Traditional Rude Joke Regarding Trollslum)

**Thunder Reign** · 01-28-2012, 12:51 AM

Originally Posted by ASBusinessMagnet

Mental note: Stop creating Skepkitty's Homestuck identity right now and let her do that herself if/when she becomes a Homestuck fan.

EDIT EDIT: Also, do grimdarks still classify as humans?

grimdarks aren't a separate species. they are people who have embraced the horrorterrors while in a game session. there is literally no way she could become grimdark while not playing sburb although if you really are hellbent on making her grimdark ~go nuts~

**ASBusinessMagnet** · 01-28-2012, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by Thunder Reign

grimdarks aren't a separate species. they are people who have embraced the horrorterrors while in a game session. there is literally no way she could become grimdark while not playing sburb although if you really are hellbent on making her grimdark ~go nuts~

1) The horrorterrors aren't Sburb constructs. Dream bubbles I think would be something that everyone is forced to go to, Sburb session or not.
2) "a DOORSTOPPER OF THE DARK ARTS" I think I made it pretty obvious I'm talking about a copy of the Necronomicon Grimoire and it makes a direct reference to Rose (the only canon grimdark) owning one.

**BewareOfNerd** · 01-28-2012, 09:13 AM

TR, this isn't the crit thread.

**BenevolentDemon** · 01-28-2012, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by BewareOfNerd

TR, this isn't the crit thread.

the dude specifically asked if grimdarks were classified as humans, she was answering a question

**Thunder Reign** · 01-28-2012, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by BewareOfNerd

TR, this isn't the crit thread.

no need to jump down my throat bro, he was asking a question
and i explicitly said he could do whatever he wanted because we are all happy friendsies here :'''')

**ASBusinessMagnet** · 01-28-2012, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by Thunder Reign

no need to jump down my throat bro, he was asking a question
and i explicitly said he could do whatever he wanted because we are all happy friendsies here :'''')

Including, as I said before, creating a Homestuck identity for someone who has yet to delve deeper into Homestuck?

**Thunder Reign** · 01-28-2012, 12:42 PM

It's a little odd, I guess, but as long as you got their permission then everything's cool and dandy.

**Cleansuit** · 01-28-2012, 06:14 PM

==> Be the- OH GOG!

kill mee...
*AHEM* Sorry, wrong picture!
==> Be the Dragon obsessed kid.
Watch yer tounge strange text!
==> Alright, be the jumble of pixels.
Alrighty, but ye should watch that mouth of yours!

You are Eric Jacobson the 2nd, or Eric Jr. You just like everything that has to do with knights and stuff.
You have already said you like middle age stuff, but you have more INTERESTS that that! You also like ACTION FIGURES, BUILDING BLOCKS (specifically legos), anything of that sort! You like that kind of stuff because you like the idea of being in control of the story, no limitations! You have always HATED HOMEWORK, the reason being and I quote, "What in the name of god is it for? It never has help my or anyone else's grades!" You have never heard of any research proving it, infact you've seen research proving it wrong! You also like cats, and you just love the little kittens! In fact, you have 2 of your own! You have a interest in ORES AND MYSTIC GEMS, you have always wanted to dig for them, Probably because you dad does just the same! You are 13 years of age, and ye talks like a pirate! Your Chumhandle is creativeKnight and your title is Duke of hope and you land is the land of Metal and gems.

**Cleansuit** · 01-28-2012, 06:17 PM

Sorry about the double post!

**inkwell** · 01-29-2012, 09:13 PM

Your name is ATARA NIMOR, and you have a green thumb, both literally and figuratively.

Most of your kind have some glowmoss in their sleepniche for lighting purposes, but you've taken it above and beyond the call of duty. You have a nice family of flutereeds growing in your pool and are looking to transplant some lillypads from the main communal pools to keep them company. Your pride and joy, however, is your climber vine. You traded for it with a sunwalker who swore up and down he got it on the surface. It cost you a week's worth of food but you don't regret the decision one bit. You'd do anything for your hobby, and hope to one day have a specimen from every species of flora that grows in the caverns in which you live.

You are something of a haggler, which helps when you want to obtain a new plant pet. You hang out in your Circle's main cavern whenever you have a chance, trading for items only to trade them away again a few moments later for something else. You've got some really good things that way! It's how you wound up with your LILiPAD... which you traded five days later for an actual LILiTOP. You liked the color better.

You are notoriously hard to please, which may be why you can never hold on to an item for all that long. You're the sort of ixii who thinks the algae is always greener in the other lake and you will stop at nothing until your algae is the greenest of all. You fought gill and tail to get the sleepniche you have because you needed one with a pool in which to keep your water-growing plants, and you absolutely refused to let anyone tell you 'no', not even the ixii who was already living there.

You are obviously also quite brash. You always speak your mind and even got your lip pierced not once but twice. You don't care who you scandalize. Breeding is a normal part of life, isn't it? All those grumpygills can kiss your stumpy vestigial tail.

Your fussname is persnicketyHerbologist and you cant type fancy since you literally got this thing five sleeps ago

**Miraculous** · 01-30-2012, 04:11 AM

Your name is LEONARDO GRACUS, named after the famed INVENTOR himself. Or so you like to tell yourself. You are seventeen years old. Your chumhandle is malevolentNeon and you type like a perfectly normal, sane human being as CLARITY is the basis of successful COMMUNICATION.

You are a ZEALOUS SCIENTIST who is always considering everything in terms of SCIENCE, forever referring to hypotheses, theories, experimental designs and other scientific terms for no reason beyond SCIENCE. You tend to be very dominating, occasionally rude, manipulative and love nothing more than witty banter. Your SOCIAL SKILLS are nowhere as impressive as your SCIENCE SKILLS in that regard. BIOLOGY and CHEMISTRY are your absolute favourite schools of SCIENCE. You like to carry out scientific experiments, perform surveys and collect information on TEST SUBJECTS.

While you often find video games to be the OPIATE of philistines, you cannot deny that you have a soft spot for games which involve PUZZLES, especially difficult ones. Due to this, any game that would offer something known as an ULTIMATE RIDDLE would be of endless fascination to you.

You live with your FATHER, a mad scientist who you both admire and despise, in the Australian city of SYDNEY. You consider yourself lucky to live in such an URBAN JUNGLE that provides endless opportunities to further your pursuit of KNOWLEDGE and SCIENCE. You and your FATHER have a somewhat strained relationship despite his every attempt to make you proud, but you simply cannot stand the fact that he uses his IMMENSE SKILL to craft foolish inventions such as a WATERPROOF TEABAG and an ARTIFICIAL VOLCANO instead of technology to benefit SOCIETY.

Besides SCIENCE, your only true hobby would be COOKING, which you consider both an extension of your love of CHEMISTRY and a necessary skill to survive due to your FATHER'S complete and utter inability to cook anything resembling food in the slightest.

You also tend to be very introverted, preferring to DISSECT the lives of others rather than opening up your own, because not everyone's life can be full of DRAMA and EMOTIONAL TURMOIL. You have a particular INTEREST in a certain ALIEN SPECIES, and by INTEREST you of course mean DESIRE TO STUDY THROUGH A GLASS CAGE IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE.

**Phantom Gamer** · 01-30-2012, 04:52 AM

Originally Posted by inkwell

A whole new meaning to kissing! Deheheheh.

**Crazy-8** · 01-30-2012, 12:16 PM

Here's sort of a WIP I'm making for my second of four fankids

>Be the repair girl

[SPRITE COMING EVENTUALLY]

got it!!!

Your name is Anna Wallace and you are a 13 year old living near MAINE

As a child you've always had a curious streak in terms of TINKERING WITH MECHANICAL DEVICES. You would disassemble a toaster to see how it worked, or stick a paperclip in an electrical outlet to see the outcome. Some may call that impulsive or perhaps unintelligent, but they just can't see the big picture! You desperately feel the need to "experiment and learn as much as you can, because there simply isn't enough TIME in the world to not take advantage of every opportunity that arises, are you getting this?!" It helps that your DAD owns a local REPAIR SHOP, you have access to a variety of different tools and plenty of devices to experiment on, which you can stick in your TOOLBOX modus, which cost a bundle but was totally worth it! However to economize on space in your modus you decide to keep your trusty WRENCH in your STRIFE SPECIBUS.

That isn't to say experimenting on mechanical devices is your ONLY interest, you enjoy a good exciting ACTION MOVIE, or equally exciting ANIMATION involving GIANT ROBOTS. You also really enjoy a variety of different video games, mostly ones that are in an OPEN WIDE SANDBOX or encourage EXPLORATION. Of course you also talk to some friends on Pesterchum when you feel like unwinding a bit.

If you were to play a GAME WITH CATACLYSMIC CONSEQUENCES you would be the THIEF OF TIME in the LAND OF TIDES AND TIME

Your chumhandle is mechanicallyPassionate and you are easily excitable by topics that excite you!!! you know?!

**llamamiah** · 02-05-2012, 09:19 AM

>Be the lazy rapbot from an alternate universe.

Your name is THREE-POINT.

You are from an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE where you were built by DI-STRI. You were his THIRD CREATION, but by no means his LAST.

You, like all other RAPBOTS, enjoy RAPPING. You are relatively DECENT, by Di-Stri beats you more often than you beat him. This is because you don't really TRY. Your lack of effort stems from your INTENSE LAZINESS, and you would rather lie on the COUCH and play CHESS with SQUAREWAVE than have to come up with ALL DEM RHYMES.

As previously mentioned, you enjoy GAMES OF STRATEGY, especially the many forms of CHESS. You think DOZENS OF MOVES IN ADVANCE, and have NEVER LOST TO ANYONE. However, when attempting to apply your strategic mainframe to RAPPING, you always fail, seeing as its much harder to predict your opponent's NEXT MOVE.

In this universe, Di-Stri programmed each of his rapbots with a SYLLADEX. Your FETCH MODUS is TECH-HOP TRIANGLES. The way it works, is that there are a bunch of triangles with edges made of CAPTCHA CARDS. Each edge has to have some sort of THEMATIC SIMILARITY, and the same-place cards on different triangles have to RHYME. It's pretty cool.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is FOOTKIND, meaning you can only wield your own FEET. This is pretty useful, seeing as you have STABBY FEET.

Seeing as you are a RAPBOT, you don't have a PESTERCHUM ACCOUNT. If you did have one, you would go by threePoint. However, you do have your own signature style of RAPPING. Specifically, your words are alwayz sorta tired, but your leet skillz alwayz get you hired, and your foez be so disgrace, they can't even show their face-

You also will be unable to play SBURB. However, you will assist DI-STRI by assisting him in combat.

**Cresent** · 02-06-2012, 09:03 AM

==> Be the street samurai wannabe

{I} peg your pardon? That 1s just pla1n 1nsult1ng!

==> Doesn't make it any less true, does it?

{I}n th1s, we just have to agree to d1sagree then, won't we?

==> Alright then, as you wish. Let's just move on

Yes, let's.

(In color: )

Your name is ADRIAN CRANE, and you are SIXTEEN YEARS OLD.

You like to think of yourself as PHILOSOPHY STUDENT, but sadly that is no longer the case, given that your training with your UNCLE took so much of your time that you all but DROPPED OUT. You live in secluded country of FINLAND, although many a time you have wished to move somewhere less ISOLATED. It also gets quite COLD and DARK in there, but you don't complain, since you actually LIKE the chilling weather and long nights.

As mentioned before, you live with your UNCLE, who also happens to be your GUARDIAN, in SECLUDED MANOR. Your INTERESTS include PHILOSOPHY, MARTIAL ARTS and ALL THINGS VIRTUAL, which is why you have amassed such a collection of VIDEOGAMES and TRAINING EQUIPMENT. MYTHS and FANTASY in general also fashinate you, although you tend to READ fewer books these days than before you got HOOKED on virtual things. You also sometimes VENTURE OUTSIDE, although distance to the nearest CITY is something you don't usually want to travel by FOOT and thus you usually venture out when your UNCLE can DRIVE you there with his car. Last time you made that trip you did so to get your copy of SBURB.

Before you dropped out of COLLEGE, you spent your days STUDYING, but these days you mostly spend them CHATTING WITH YOUR FRIENDS, doing whatever interests you and SPARRING with your guardian. Not that the sparring would usually be very EVENLY MATCHED, but you learn something with every defeat. You just wish that your GUARDIAN would stop being such a SMUG JERK about the whole thing every time that he DEFEATS YOU.

Personality wise you are POLITE and THOUGHTFUL for the most part, save for when you completely snap under STRESS or IRRITATION and proceed to be very ANGRY instead. You enjoy INTERESTING CONVERSATIONS and are CURIOUS in nature, and sometimes enjoy bouts of MISCHEVIOUSNESS. You try to find solutions through TALKING if possible, but also know that sometimes VIOLENCE is necessary to achieve RESULTS.

Your primary STRIFE SPECIBUS is GLOVEKIND that you usually use in conjuction with your MARTIAL ARTS MOVES, and although you use it almost always you also have secondary STRIFE SPECIBUS, that being AXEKIND. Your FETCH MODUS is MARTIAL MODUS, which requires you to MAKE CORRECT SET OF SICK MOVES to retrieve the objects stored in it.

Your CHUMHANDLE is irrationallyMysterious, and you tend to wr1te w1th perfect cap1tal1zat1on and punctuat1on wh1le replacing i's w1th 1's and putt1ng {I}'s 1n bracets. Desp1te the fact that you use proper punctuat1on and cap1tal1zat1on throughout your rather 1ntellectually wr1tten messages, you never use punctuat1on at the end of sa1d messages

BRIEF DATA:

**gforceTrademark** · 02-06-2012, 02:40 PM

==> Be that crazy guy

Pardon me, but I don't think that title is fitting.

==> Be that wily guy

I believe that's much worse.

==> Be that guy

That'll do.

Your name is MARK RICHTER. You aspire to be a HARDCORE ENGINEER one day, as you have a knack for solving technology-related PROBLEMS. Some of your friends even refer to you as the MECHANICS MAGE.

You also have a unique interest in LOGOS. Specifically those of movie studios, and especially older ones. Designing LOGOS is something else that you want to do someday, as you have a knack for that as well. You most likely inherited that from your father when he gave you the SPARK of life. You pursue a variety of other UNIQUE INTERESTS. One thing you like to do is ANALYZE how things work, such as the computer you are currently viewing this blog on. You find MUSIC fascinating as a whole, and you consider yourself a half-decent singer. Other things you have a fancy for include TUMBLNG, WEBSURFING and TOP-NOTCH THESPIANISM.

You are a large fan of organization and the like, but your laziness prevents you from meeting your full expectations. So while your room may appear clean, that's only because the mess is hidden inside your GARGANTUAN CLOSET.

Your friends see you as a tad ECCENTRIC, but you feel that deep down you really aren't. You're pretty outgoing when with your friends, but when you're alone, you become more thoughtful and serene. Unfortunately, your friends only see this side of you on rare occasions, and they perceive it as "strange" and "not Mark," when in reality it is vice-versa.

You may crack a joke from time to time, and a lot of references. Sadly, only 20% of the references you make are ones that people actually get. For example, your shirt bears the RKO RADIO PICTURES CLOSING LOGO, but rarely does anybody recognize it. This makes you feel a bit like an outsider, but it's really rewarding when somebody gets it.

You enjoy being a helpful friend and assisting those who are in need. People say that you're very good at giving ADVICE of all kinds, and you're happy to offer it whenever they need it. You can also be rather POETIC at times, spewing metaphors and writing free-verse poems about various topics.

You find yourself strangely social with STRANGERS, and, because of this, you enjoy meeting new people a lot.

Your chumhandle is gforceTrademark. You speak with perfect syntax and a polite tone, but sometimes you CAPITALIZE PHRASES WHEN YOU GET PISSED OFF.

Additional Gubbins:

**Hatman Hatmyth Hatlegend** · 02-06-2012, 05:25 PM

(There we go.)

==> Be the thinly veiled self-insert.

you think I'm just a silly self-insert huh?

==> Doubt the thinly...

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU... you know what I'm not going to finish this because this joke is way overdone.

==> Get to the point already.

You are OWEN ROSIMOV and you are 13 YEARS OLD as of a few months ago. You are MEEK but full of LIFE when surrounded by people you know. Unfortunately, you are often ALONE as you do not know MANY PEOPLE. You are still very EXCITABLE though. You are fascinated by PREDETERMINED CONTESTS OF STRENGTH generally featuring OILED MUSCULAR MEN of dubious self-preservation capacities. You often wish you were them and have started LIFTING WEIGHTS AND STUFF but you seem to still be that GIRLY-LOOKING BOY you hate. Maybe if you cut all that hair you HIPPIE. You can't as that would be BREAKING A PROMISE. You have some issues of SELF-LOATHING but hey who doesn't, right? Right? More specifically, you are a fan of STRIFE AREA WRESTLING and have attended all of their shows. All of them. Your favorite wrestler is BARON BEAR, a regal six foot eight tall man who mauls his opponents with an assortment of MISCELLANEOUS OBJECTS, DUBIOUS TACTICS and POWERFUL MANEUVERS. You have a SIGNED POSTER of him in your room and your Pesterchum handle is his SIGNATURE MOVE, the Baroque Lariat.

You enjoy VIDEO GAMES and MOVIES, especially those that have good STRIFE SCENES. You study those DILIGENTLY, mimicking them as much as possible. You would never STRIFE yourself but you have a VIVID IMAGINATION. In the corner of your ROOM is a small stack of posters from the 1996 movie BARB WIRE featuring PAMELA J. ANDERSON. It is your SECRET SHAME. You do not wish anyone to know that you LOVE THIS MOVIE. In fact if you weren't so INFATUATED with it those posters would be USELESS. Sometimes you UNROLL them and stare at them for a few minutes, slipping a MINUSCULE PECK ON THE CHEEKS of the blonde. Yes, the face cheeks.

What were you thinking?

There, that should be enough stuff but there's always spots for more... to learn in RP!

**Edrobot** · 02-10-2012, 12:44 AM

This year represents something of a turning point in your destiny,
and unless you solve this mystery, your future may be
forever lost to you.

-Captain Nemo
...probably didn't say that. But he COULD have.

Today is Febuary 10th, 2012, and today is not the best of days. Firstly, it is the Feast Day of St. Paul's Shipwreck, and we all know what that means.

Wait? We do?

No?

Oh, right.

==> Be the glasses kid.

Your name is Butthead Lemonsnout Alfred Smith. You are from ENGLAND, which you consider to be THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. On Pesterchum, you are known as steamRuffian, and in addition to using british slang (pip pip cherrio eh wot?), you also tend to type sentances as if you were writing a telegram STOP. Your interests include JAPANESE ROLE-PLAYING GAMES, ANACRONISTIC VICTORIAN STEAM TECHNOLOGY, and WRITING TERRIBLE FAN FICTION that everybody likes beacuse they think you're being ironic even though you're being totally sincere. Your magnum opus in this regard is MY IMMORTAL OF BEIGE AND TWILIGHT: THE ADVENTURES OF VRISKA ELRIC, a 5000 page epic about a Time-Travleing Space-Alien-Fairy-Wizard-Shinigami who bears a striking resemblance to your favorite character from HIVEBENT (which, by the way, is your FAVORITE GAME EVER). You live with your PAPA a PROFESSIONAL GRIZZLY BEAR PUNCHER/PUB BRAWLER, who belives in administering TOUGH LOVE through BLUNT TRAUMA. PAPA also bears a striking resemblance to The Goon for some reason. You also own a dressmakers dummy that you've named LORD ENGLISH because you're funny like that. You've had the suspicion that this might be the name of an immortal, time traveling demon from another continuity, but you dismissed that thought beacuse THAT WOULD BE JUST SILLY.

In combat, you specailize in IMPROVISED WEAPONRY, which you acess through your father's old pubKind Stife Specibi. Outside of combat you use the POINTER MODUS, which can capchalogue a ghost image of any object, which is then teleported to your location when you need to use it. The downside is that there is nothing to stop the object from bein stolen/destroyed, ect, so you need to take EXTRA PRECAUTIONS. Your ultimate weapon is the STONE IN THE SWORD, a magic sword stuck in an anvil that is said to only be released by the one destined to destroy IZINAMI (your Denizin). Though you couldn't removed the sword from the anvil, eventually you decided to just carry it around with you and hit people with the heavy end.

Your planet is known as THE LAND OF FOG AND CLOCKWORK, a heavily urbanized world populated by TUTLES who are ruled by HOJOKEFNYX, high priestess of the IZINAMI, who commands the all-seeing INQUISITION. Helping you on your quest is RUFUS, an AMNESIC TURTLE GUNSLINGER/SUMMONER, and the DEBINOIR DEMON, a former dersite spy who was an enemy of yours untill one too many failures caused the BLACK QUEEN to order his exicution.

Alternate Outfits

God Tier

Rufus

My Immortal Of Beige and Twilight: The Adventures of Vriska Elric
Chapter 39:the death of lord valdymort (but don't read the title beacuse it's a spoiler)

QUICK NOTE:
This character was actually made BEFORE the scratch and Jake English were revealed, so please don't accuse me of being a ripoff. I even have proof! Though on the surface they may seem similar, there are a LOT of differences between them.

I'd also like some feedback. Does anyone think my character is a good one? Why or why not?

**Cleric of Zeal** · 02-10-2012, 01:40 AM

So, after a year of absence or so, I'm glad to see that someone has continued to keep the Chumroll going. Thank you scientificBlues for taking something I took from someone else and improving upon it.

I am going to make a new character and ignore the fact that I had made some old ones, though elements may be borrowed from previous characters. I had not realized that some things were things and we have about a year of updates, so I think starting from scratch is what I'm going to do.

----
"Be the walrus."

You try to be the walrus, but the walrus is Paul. This is not Paul's room.

"Examine room."

Your name is Kent Koenig.

Jegus CHRIST do you love EXTREME SPORTS.

Extreme sports such as CHESS. You aren't one to shy from a game yourself, but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You like to ponder ISSUES OF JUSTICE, but are fairly set in your opinions. Luckily for you, you have an INTERNET CONNECTION, which means that there are an unlimited number of people out there for you to show the ERROR of their ways. You have a fondness for reading, which has led you to do some VOLUNTEER work at the library and become an aspiring AMATEUR LIBRARIAN. You also like to BAKE sometimes.

What will you do?"

Assorted Images

Fast Facts

**ashdenej** · 02-10-2012, 04:54 AM

Originally Posted by Cleric of Zeal

I would appreciate critiques. I plan on adding a paragraph or two to his intro.

If you'd like critique, post your bio here. This is purely a profile thread now!

Welcome back, by the way.

**TanukiKyle** · 02-12-2012, 07:30 AM

Your name is MITTHO BLACAR, pronounced mitth-tho black-hah.
Your chumHandle is spectralBlacksmith.

You are the Knight of Void in the Land of Mist and Bone.

Your interests include PALEONTOLOGY and MECHANICS though you also spend alot of your time RIDDLING, as the inhabitants of your land require you to answer riddles to pass them. Your Lusus is an INCREDIBLY OVERPROTECTIVE guardian, and due to that you have not had much, if any contact with the outside world. This is perhaps justified due to your MUTATION. Your skin is much paler than a normal troll, and your irises are coloured with a black ring. However you have now acquired a laptop, and with it an INTENT TO SOCIALISE.

Personality wise you are somewhat of an INNOCENT, though you are EASILY PROVOKED into MURDEROUS RAGE due to your blood colour. You work hard to keep such rages under control, with help from your SHARKSERPENT lusus who enjoys being MISLEADING and CONFUSING in a parental manner.

Your wield the clawKind specibus and have combined your MECHANICAL CLAWS with your PRESERVED AMBER and MYSTERIOUS BONES to create your awesome weapon.

The consorts of your land are arrogant lavender sharks who like knowledge. They frequently irritate you with your PASSION FOR RIDDLES, but in truth you are reassured by their companionship.

**TanukiKyle** · 02-12-2012, 07:32 AM

Your name is MITTHO BLACAR, pronounced mitth-tho black-hah.
Your chumHandle is spectralBlacksmith.

You are the Knight of Void in the Land of Mist and Bone.

Your interests include PALEONTOLOGY and MECHANICS though you also spend alot of your time RIDDLING, as the inhabitants of your land require you to answer riddles to pass them. Your Lusus is an INCREDIBLY OVERPROTECTIVE guardian, and due to that you have not had much, if any contact with the outside world. This is perhaps justified due to your MUTATION. Your skin is much paler than a normal troll, and your irises are coloured with a black ring. However you have now acquired a laptop, and with it an INTENT TO SOCIALISE.

Personality wise you are somewhat of an INNOCENT, though you are EASILY PROVOKED into MURDEROUS RAGE due to your blood colour. You work hard to keep such rages under control, with help from your SHARKSERPENT lusus who enjoys being MISLEADING and CONFUSING in a parental manner.

Your wield the clawKind specibus and have combined your MECHANICAL CLAWS with your PRESERVED AMBER and MYSTERIOUS BONES to create your awesome weapon.

The consorts of your land are arrogant lavender sharks who like knowledge. They frequently irritate you with your PASSION FOR RIDDLES, but in truth you are reassured by their companionship.

**ashdenej** · 02-12-2012, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by TanukiKyle

That should really go in the Trollslum thread - furthermore, that was a double post! Make sure to delete these ones prior to posting in the troll profile thread.

**Fexxos Vyront** · 02-27-2012, 09:48 PM

Because he will not stay in the shadows forever.

> Be the flamboyant and pink self insert.
I'm not speaking to you if you're gonna be so mean.
> Be the flamboyant CHEF, then?

We can work with that.

Your name is Kavi Corben, and as stated, you are quite flamboyant. One of the first things you will tell people is that YOU ARE GAY. Not the version that means "dumb and stupid", but quite literally homosexual. You tend use it as a personality trait, whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. You also enjoy COOKING, a hobby you hope to make a CAREER OUT OF. You are 17 YEARS OLD, and applying for college soon to do just that. However, you have a tendancy to HATE PREMEASURED INGREDIENTS from food companies, because machines don't measure lovingly. Stupid reason, maybe, but you're convinced you do better.

You sometimes tend to TRY TO HELP FIX PROBLEMS for your friends. This works very well, but sometimes YOU NEED SOMEONE TO VENT AT, since you have to keep up the appearance of being strong. YOU HAVE A VERY GOOD FRIEND who listens to you when this happens.

You also GREATLY ENJOY FLIRTING. You DON'T MEAN ANYTHING by it! But you're also not against HAVING A LITTLE FUN at the EXPENSE OF YOURSELF AND OTHERS. People often, for this reason, believe you are PROMISCUOUS, but once dedicated to someone, you're very LOYAL. However, due to your FLIRTATIOUS NATURE, you have a nice repertoire of CHEESY PICK-UP LINES and DIRTY JOKES.

Your fetch modus is set to Cookie Cutter, which crates a mass of "dough" and a cookie cutter for each object stored. To get an object back out, you have to find a space in the dough and cut out the shape, which leads to you having a lot of extra junk in your sylladex. Sometimes, though, you cheat and manipulate the dough. However, your sylladex often takes vengeance on you in the form of spitting out everything. Your strife specibus is diskKind, in which you could store anything flat-ish and circular, like CDs, plates, records... But instead you keep a stack of your favorite Frisbees.

If/when you play SBurb, you will become the Sylph of Spark, due to shenanigans, and you will enter the Land of Wick and Wax with moths as consorts. You will dream on Derse.

Your chumhandle is culinaryCrisscross, and like most humans, you don't really have a typing quirk.

Also image manips:

**gforceTrademark** · 03-01-2012, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by Fexxos Vyront

If/when you play SBurb, you will become the Sylph of Spark, due to shenanigans, and you will enter the Land of Wick and Wax with moths as consorts. You will dream on Derse.

Two separate instances of Spark on the same page. Quite a coincidence, eh?

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Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: I know it's only the Chumroll, but I like it, like it, yes I do.

Re: CHUMROLL 2: I know it's only the Chumroll, but I like it, like it, yes I do.

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

Re: CHUMROLL 2: Trollslum Won't Stop Drunk-Dialling Me

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