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[Kalseng]

A young man stands in his painfully plain bedroom. It is fact that today, the 21st of May, is the supposed day of The Rapture! On an unrelated note, it also happens to be this young man's birthday! Though it was thirteen years ago today he was given life, it is only today he will be granted a name!

What will the name of this strapping young man be?

Enter name.



Try again.



Examine room.



Your room says a lot about you, you think.

First, it immediately expresses your interest in MOVIES and FILM PRODUCTION. This is why you have your CAMERA set up by your window, and a LIGHT KIT in the corner. The LIGHT KIT isn't in use right now, but when it is, it is the best light kit ever. You've covered your walls with POSTERS, some of which are even hiding behind your MOVIE SHELF, which is packed to the brim with movies you love.

Among your other interests are SEGA SATURN JRPGS which were imported to the PLAYSTATION 1. You'd be surprised how many there are. Well, you aren't, because you've played all of them. Oh, and you're a bit of a PC GAMER. But that's a really small part of your life.

Retrieve arms from camera equipment.



You begin to manhandle the CAMERA EQUIPMENT like a surly tough guy from those awful movies your DAD watches, but you realize very quickly that there is no way any amount of manhandling will open your CAMERA unless your manhands are holding the CAMERA KEY.

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As you may have guessed, this is ANOTHER GODDAMN HOMESTUCK FAN ADVENTURE, and I'm overseeing it. I don't intend to do the whole "I've already decided on names SO THERE" game for long, but I already had all of these animations and images done around a month ago, and I'm lazy! This thread is supposed to double as a SUGGESTION BOX and a DISCUSSION THREAD, so have at it!

EDIT: The MSPFA page can be found here.

[ch00_bakka]

>Captchalogue captchalogue card

[TheFinalWraith]

Clean up your room by captchaloguing those empty soda cans. What are you, a slob?

[Kalseng]

Captchalogue captchalogue card.

[ch00_bakka]

>Explain NEEDLESSLY COMPLICATED FETCH MODUS

[TheFinalWraith]

Look under your bed to see if you left anything useful down there.

[Kalseng]

Explain NEEDLESSLY COMPLICATED FETCH MODUS.



Actually, your POLAROID MODUS isn't done captchaloguing yet. It needs a little bit to dispense the CAPTCHAROID. The CAPTCHAROID is going to take a little while to fully develop. you NEVER captchalogue the CAPTCHAROID because then you would have to wait for the CAPTCHAROID of the CAPTCHAROID to develop, and then wait on that CAPTCHAROID to develop before you could get to the actual item.

Your DAD accidentally bought you the wrong thing, okay?

[Kalseng]

Clean up your room by captchaloguing empty soda cans. What are you, a slob?



You organize your empty DIET COKE cans into a tiny little pyramid for convenient captchaloguing purposes, as opposed to captchaloguing each can in its own card.

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You captchalogue the CAN TOWER, and wait a moment.

Ah. There it goes.

[TheFinalWraith]

Allocate pillow to strife specibus. Because making your experiences much more difficult than they had to be for little more than bragging rights is part of what being a pro gamer is all about.

[wlzrobert]

No, we obviously need to have a CANnon as our weapon.

[Roselalonde]

> Put your HOPES AND DREAMS in your strife specibus.

[Kalseng]

Allocate pillow to strife specibus.



What? No! That's stupid! That's the most retarded idea you've had since going to Epic Movie!

But the soft, snuggly surface of the pillow...

It calls to you.

[TheFinalWraith]

Unroll poster and identify what that weird lumpy thing between the two tripods is.
Also if the pillow isn't to your liking, allocate your shoes to your strife specibus. Because who doesn't like kicking things?

[SonicLover]

>Check on the progress of that CAPTCHAROID thingy.

[Kalseng]

They're both slowly developing. Part of you really likes the retro vibe of the POLAROID MODUS, but another part really wishes your DAD would double check your wishlist for Christmas.

[ch00_bakka]

>Do you have your strife specibus allocated already?

[Cheshire Fox]

>I say, why I say, look outside boy

[Tekkenfreak4]

>Admire Star Wars poster and make lightsaber noises quietly to yourself...

[TheFinalWraith]

See if your friends are online?

[Kalseng]

Admire Star Wars poster and make lightsaber noises quietly to yourself.



What?!

No! That's so stupid! That could be worse than the fucking pillow idea from earlier!

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oh my god this is so much fun why didn't you think of it earlier

[Roselalonde]

> Talk like Yoda for the next three commands.

[Cheshire Fox]

> I say, I say boy, quit thy shenanigans and look outside!

[Kalseng]

See if your friends are online.



Oh my god. One of them is online! You don't know which one it is, but you have a feeling they have birthday wishes for you!

[Roselalonde]

> OH NO ITS AN INTERNET DROLL.
> Or was it troll?
> Droog?
> Boxcars?
> Slick?

[Copygoo]

>Say hi to friend.