> press select instead
> Buttons are too mainstream.
> Use voice commands.
Yo, I got a new signature.
A chime resonates, indicating that some sort of gimmick had been activated in-game. The game proceeds to its menu screen...
You manage to get a good glimpse at the menu screen before accidentally pressing the "Start" button once again. Reluctant to get off the couch and press the "Reset" button, you decide to proceed as-is and see how you fare, rather than playing through "Easy Mode".
Apparently, only one character seems to be selectable. He seems like a generic protagonist, with the classic all-round traits. He wields an axe and wears a crimson and grey suit of sorts, with a caucasian perplexion, chocolate brown hair and a delicate bandana. You brush aside your hipster feelings about this lack of character selection, and ponder to yourself 'What name shall this young man be referred to as?'.
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Bemon Silmont
Generic Balanced Protaganist
Raimo Gnercie
> Todd Maroon.
Yo, I got a new signature.
Buttercup! ^-^
His name shall be Redscworth Jones. It's an awesome name to pronounce.
There are words here.... Do you wish to read them? Yes / No
>LACQUER BRENT, Ally of Peasants and Occasional Rider of Wildebeests.
>Drought Flipwhizzlesticks, Friend of Peas and Occasional Eater of Wild Beasts
Gareon sounds like a suitable name! You lovingly type in this character's new name and confirm it with the start button. Anti Hero flashes green to express its overwhelming joy.
You suddenly become satisfied with this generic, axe wielding chump, expecting an adventure of epic proportions.
...
You wake up to find yourself beneath a layer of dirt in a wheelbarrow. You flail about in shock for a moment before collecting yourself and sitting in an upright fashion. The moon is full. You try to remember how exactly you ended up in a pile of dirt, but to no avail. Perhaps you had some sort of concussion...
What will Gareon do?
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