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    SEALSUNDER [A Troll, but not as you know it]



    A young girl stands in her room. Today, she goes yet again to school, for eight years she has gone to school. It just so happens that she is not eight years of age, she is older than that. It was four years before that eight she was found wearing blue, wrapped in a blue coat, in basket and holding a locket...

    Four before eight years ago she was given a name...

    What was that name again?

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    Re: SEALSUNDER

    > Ma Ree Su.
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    > MA REE SUE_


    Looks like she saw what you did there...

    Not many MARY SUES have ANGER problems or do unseemly thrashings, a mary sue would have taken such a name in her reality warping stride.

    This girl would punch you...

    Hard.

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    Re: SEALSUNDER

    > Dike Van Dick.
    > Charlie Summers.
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    Re: SEALSUNDER

    Why, it's Dcent Omega! See, it even says so on that poster on your door.
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    Re: SEALSUNDER

    Flores Vincent

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    Re: SEALSUNDER

    Celia Sordid Sanders

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    > Celria Surters _



    Of course, Ria for short wasn't it?



    Your name is Celria Surters. As was previously mentioned, you need to go to school again today. Your [Lovely Blue Coat] is nowhere to be seen, this is making you angry and flustered. In fact you have quite the problem with ANGER which tends to get in the way of all you do. Your tantrums are quite destructive. It's not all bad though, after all you have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for EATING and BAKING you manage NOT TO GET FAT... though perhaps you are slightly plump... slightly. You like playing sport and other OUTDOOR activities, but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT THEM. You have a fondness for PLAYFUL TRICKS, and are an aspiring Sarcast! You play computer games a bit.

    You try to keep a few plants.

    What will you do?
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    Re: SEALSUNDER

    > Eat some of the leafs.
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    >Eat leaves



    It could be that Ria would try to eat the leaves and have a comic rejection, while uttering, "Bluh!"

    As it is, the leaves are quite tasty.

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    Re: SEALSUNDER

    > What is that in the middle of the room.
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    >What is that in the middle of the room?



    It appears to be a valuable multipurpose cooking tool.

    Best tool, Good "Fry"end.

    What Ria really wants is to find her LOVELY BLUE COAT, she still has to go to school.

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    What a tool.

    >Use that tool, Take it with you and use it to slap some bitches.

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    Re: SEALSUNDER

    > Use tool as coat.
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    >Use that tool, Take it with you



    The card fails to catch the useful cooking implement!
    This greatly annoys Ria!
    Was there something about choosing a suit first before putting a item in an INDECKS?

    Currently none of Ria's four suits are assigned, and she is missing most of the cards of her INDECKS after she threw it in a fit of ANGER.

    >use tool as a coat

    This vexes Ria, it vexs her greatly... now she really wants to find her LOVELY BLUE COAT!

    Where has it gone!

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    Re: SEALSUNDER

    >Look in the wardrobe for your coat or a magical kingdom in need of a hero or a giant moth you can swear revenge on for eating your coat.

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    Re: SEALSUNDER



    Well nothing in here except boots and clothes, the LOVELY BLUE COAT isn't here.

    Last edited by Cheshire Fox; 08-01-2011 at 05:05 PM.
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    Re: SEALSUNDER

    >That looks like a goat in the wardrobe,maybe a beautiful blue goat is good enough,it has only one letter wrong.Check if the goat is blue and swear revenge on Mothra just in case she ate your coat.
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    Re: SEALSUNDER

    > Oh look, it's the GOAT!
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    > Oh look, it's the GOAT!

    Goat
    Goat? What Goat?
    It was a blue coat Ria was looking for! C-O-A-T not a goat! granted there is only a one letter difference, but that is hardly a reason to go wearing goats!

    If you can't keep hold of things like this, however are you going to cope with the rest of the adventure.



    > swear preemptive vengeance against all mothkind
    Ria burns with anger at the thought of moths getting at her LOVELY BLUE COAT!
    She swears eternal vengeance against all mothkind, the miserable hairy bugs will pay for all those times they divebombed her!

    Even the BeheMoth would rue the day if her coat is harmed!

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    >Proceed to flip out

    Proceed to flip out

    You proceed to do exactly that, the LOVELY BLUE COAT WILL BE FOUND!

    The door is the first to feel the combination of Ria's unreasonable strength and unjustified rage!



    It falls quickly.

    > Ride it like a board



    > Semi accidental Domestic violence



    That probably isn't how you should treat your Foster father, well, he is a big tough man, so he should be ok.



    You are now in the dining room, which is filled with your foster parents' GHASTLY MODERN ART, the stuff is hidious, not to mention fragile...

    You have lothed the STUPID hand table for many years.

    Oh dear, looks like mother has noticed you! And here are you without anything assigned to a strife suitation!

    Looks like it is time to abscond!

    !

    LOVELY BLUE COAT DETECTED!

    Absconding is no longer an option!

    Well now what?
    Last edited by Cheshire Fox; 08-01-2011 at 05:07 PM.
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    Re: SEALSUNDER

    > Wonder why your skin got darker.
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    Re: SEALSUNDER

    > Take arms from door

    >> Mathgirl277: [Latin Translation] I approve of sexual information in the 206 and 207.
    >> Mathgirl277: AMOS MEANS SOMETHING ELSE.

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    Re: SEALSUNDER

    >You coat is in sight there is no way you will leave now

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    >Take arms from Door



    You take one of the doors ontop of your foster father and assign it to a strife suitation.
    [Ria now has the Suit of Doors in her INDECKS]

    Some weapon is better than no weapon.
    >Wonder why your skin got darker
    What are you thinking about?, your skin has always been this way, always different from the other islanders. You are the only one with violet snake eyes and large pointy teeth too. It is a bit of a sore point with you, and has brought you suffering in the form of UNREASONABLE DISCRIMINATION.




    >You coat is in sight there is no way you will leave now



    Last edited by Cheshire Fox; 08-01-2011 at 05:09 PM.
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